/wwe/ general #1654 - Go Home Show edition

>>782230
Cool pic.

>>782230
Zero.
There is so many things wrong with tonight.
Not the least which that the US title is going to be made weak again, and the IC title is either going to be made weak again OR KO wins and we don't get a Dean Heel turn winning.

I'm hype to see if ISIS comes through with the clutch

Who /watchingoldsurvivorseriesbecauseyourteamhasabyethisweek/ here

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>>782230
Ready to see Stang fuck shit up?

>>782230
> deanos hair

Kek heidenreich and snitsky backstage

>there's a PPV today and the biggest hype all week was about a potential ISIS attack

>>782263
No sef
No cena
No brock
No rock
No sting
No Eric bischoff on commentary

State of wwe to be honest

>Not linking to the new thread in the old one
Fucking newfag

Sheldon Benjamin was pretty impressive. Shame he isn't white.

>Faggot ass Roman will be world champion in 9 hours

Dark days.

How fucking stupid are the fucking mods. No one fucking searches the catalogue for shit. Of you want to delete a thread delete the old fucking threads that are past the bump limit that don't have fucking people posting in it. I fucking load up 4chan.org/asp/ and scroll down the page to click on a thread I want to post in. I don't fucking go searching in the depths of your lard fucking ass to find active discussion fucking faggot

Here's hoping ISIS comes in and murders Barrett.

>>782293
You better watch your mouth or hotpockets will gibe you a ban for being offtopic.

2004 bmj looks so small. He's chasing carlito and jesus around the locker room

Who /shoot excited/ for tonight?

>>782293
The problem is that any new janitor would have been on this board we came here, so they automatically have a bias against us

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>>782308
> shoot excited
Here

These aspies are so qt and naive
Its like being in a whole board of zaynowens marks

>>782308
What's there to be excited about? I do enjoy seeing the Undertaker tho

Dubs and La Sombra interferes and takes Ramen's title

>>782318
>Google this fag
>5'11"
LMAO

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I'm still thinking about watching SS just to say "Why did I stay up for this?" to myself in the end.

>>782323
>we got an entire board to shit up
>b-btfo
Pham jealousy is a sin.

>>782328
Britbong?

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>>782323
>this faggot has to share one thread with the rest of his circlejerking buddies
>We've got an entire board to share
>mfw

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>>782263
It's a work

>>782323
OBSESSED
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>>782329
>>782335
>implying we even use the entire board

>>782337
>that backpedal

>>782263
Everything is predictable.
And the worst part is, half the stuff we predict shouldn't happen.
And it's Survivor series WITH NO SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH!

>>782342
but there is a survivor series match, it just has no implications whatsoever

>>782332
Germanfag

>>782323
Lel we have our own board to shit up now m8, its based
Cheers pops, us finally coming of age and moving out was hard at first but we are glad we did

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>There are brits in here that are going to stay up till 4 am to watch the worst svs in history
>if theyre not cűcks paying 10 bux to watch it then theyre cűcks whore going to beg for streams until they get a shitty one that gives them viruses
>They will shitpost about how much they hate it but watch anyway because they are neets
Dont think because theres no flags now that i dont see you, think you can pretend to be a glorious american now that we switched boards eh?
Lmao fām, i will be back in the game thread to remind you of your folly.

>>782337
>mfw Vince fucking used ISIS to try and bring back ratings

Madman

>>782344
If you're referring to the taker/Wyatt match, that's just a 2on2

Is there a traditional 5v5 match happening tonight?

>>782328
Get a job you degenerate cunt

That goes for you too randyfag

>>782351
No
http://www.wwe.com/shows/survivorseries/2015/traditional-survivor-series-elimination-match-to-take-place-sunday-28227850

>>782350
What if ISIS in it's entirety is a work? I wouldn't put it past Vince.

>Friend I normally watch the ppvs with has work early morning tomorrow.
Who's /homealone/ here?

>>782352
Yep, and no one's been announced to participate in it yet.

>>782352
Yes, participants not announced but it's probably new day, Sheamus, barrett vs usos Dudleyz and ryback

>tfw Roman turns heel
>tfw Roman wins the title and becomes the new corporate champ
>tfw the Rock comes back to talk Roman back to the light
>tfw Roman superman punches the Rock and becomes the biggest heel in the company
>tfw Deanetty wins at WM only for Sheamus to cash in the next night


Best time to be a based Roman fan desu

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>>782354
>>782358
>>782359
Why of course.

>>782355

GOAT heel faction desu

>>782358
Stick to the 2old weirdo thread

You fit in better there

>>782361
>yfw when Roman loses to deanetty
>Ramen turns heel
>declares himself a member of ISIS
>blows up the arena
I would mark pretty hard tbqh

>>782361
roman going heel will literally the only way he wins the title and it won't be a disaster

>>782350
>>782355
>>782368
Fucking Morons. it's the return of Muhammad Hassan

>>782361
>le Roman turns heel
Never liked this meme.

>>782376

I would mark the fuck out

Would an ISIS storyline be considered PG? Because Vince would do that shit instantly if he could.

>>782378
It worked for le Rock (^;

>survivor series ppv
>no survivor sereis match

what the fuck is this bullshit?

surely they aren't going to try to surprise us with this shit? they might as well have a hell in a cell match with no hell in a cell match

or royal rumble with no royal rumble

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I hope you're ready for Samoan Recapping Man to be champ.

Who believes in the terrorist attack that's supposed to happen at Survivor Series tonight?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/621120/Anonymous-publish-a-list-of-ISIS-targets-after-hacking-their-terrorist-network

>>782389
They said they're having one. Just haven't said who's in it.

>>782389
They announced they were "having a Survivor Series match" and that's it.
Expect a bunch of jobbers thrown together pointlessly, probably everyone who lost the tournament or some shit.

>>782230
>Latinno Heat

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>>782349
I'm actually staying up until 6am for this.

>>782376
Doubtful. He was treated like shit backstage for absolutely no reason.

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>>782359
They built up New Day vs. Lucha Dragons and Ryback at the last Smackdown so something along that way seems more likely.

>mfw betfair offered odds of 9.0 for kalisto appearing tonight

>>782401
Is Botchlisto being pushed so he can fight with Sombra?

hey guys my girlfriend moved in and i haven't really been watching must wrestling lately

what's the final card for tonight?

>>782403
Adding botch to his name doesn't make it true familia.

>>782395
I figured it out. It has to do with Cesaro. Something will happen in the semi-finals.
The Roman - Ambrose bromance will not end too soon.

fuck what you think is going to happen tonight

what do you WANT to happen tonight

>Dean winning the title, with Roman turning heel
>Wyatt pinning the Undertaker
>Charlotte beating Paige
> Breeze beating Ziggler clean
>a good traditional survivor series match

>>782412
He only botched about three times when he fought Del Rio last week.

>>782418
All of that except for Charlotte brating Paige

>>782419
>Del Rio
There's the problem senpai. Dorito is shit.

>>782421
*beating

>>782418
You're an absolute faggot with dirtsheet comment section tier taste.

>>782378
It ain't a meme, senpai.

>>782424
no ragrets

>>782418
>What do you WANT to happen tonight?
Roman turning heel, winning the championship joining the Authority and becoming the first legit threat since Lesnar.

>>782391
Why is he jerking off his arm?

>All these le roman turn heel babies
And who would be the face to go after him?
Cena is dealing with del rio when he returns so not him.
Fucking dean? Hes not top guy material, not to mention its poor storytelling to have roman turn heel right after that segment with haitch.
Just to swerve for swerves sake is russo tier shit that you marks apparently hate but really, you love it, dont you?

>>782422
Found the casual
Dorito is a top 3 pure wrestler on the roster m8
Only memesaro and based fat fuck are on his level

>>782418
Paige accidentally revealing her ass.

>>782441
>Dean
>not top guy material
He's the closest thing to top guy material that WWE has.

>>782441
Ambrose vs Reigns is a fued waiting to happen
>muh bros forever
>muh may the best man win
>muh not knowing a fued cannot be between two faces
More like why would Ambrose turn heel? No one would care. Everyone would know Reigns would win the fued. With Reigns being heel, it would be more satisfying.

>>782444
Ryback and ziggler are better fits than dean, thays how shitty dean is.

>>782441
Tbh senpai 1998 Survivor Series is the best written thing in wrestling history.

>>782448
>Ziggler
Lol no. Slight agreement on Ryback, though.

>>782442
Dorito was shit before, he was shit in AAA, he was shit in LU and he's shit now fuccboi.

>>782451
>>782448
Ryback is a legend though
CM punk sucks

>>782418
>Muhammad Hassan returns to lead Team ISIS
>Del Rio and Zeb confronts them
>Jack Swagger and Cesaro reunite to back up Del Rio
>Cena returns early to join Team America
>they're still one man down
>this motherfucking song hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4
Post yfw

>>782453
I like ryback but your gimmick sucks dude.
Try it on wrestlinginc, theyd eat it up there

>>782454
Then Hulk Hogan runs in with a chair and cripples Angle for good.

How hype are you guys for tonight?

>30% off ryback shirts today
>rybotch confirmed for released

>>782461
Give me a reason to be

t bh fa m

and i mean this when i say it.

dean ambrose is /elite/

>>782452
If fucking Kalisto can't even do scissor takedowns with the only guy in the roster that has experience with that shit then there's something wrong with him.

>>782463
>Implying its not because hes Getting a new shirt because hes getting pushed.
Buy one for aj phil, the ladies love the big guy.

>>782465
Ambronies unite

>>782461

I bought a sega genesis for $30 today. That was much more exciting

>>782464
>he doesn't bet on wrestling to get some enjoyment out of wwe for the first time in years

Shaking my head family.

>>782464
.000001% chance of ISIS killing ramen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ZMTTl6QSw

>>782472
Are there sites that bet on wrestling?

WWE are not turning Reigns or Ambrose. Reigns will win against Kevin Owens and Sheamus will immediately cash in, this is literally how its happening, I absolutely guarentee this is how it's happening or I will piss in my mouth and record it.

>>782478
Several.

http://www.oddschecker.com/tv/wwe/

>surprisingly good odds on babygurl

>>782454

10/10 would pay to watch

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>>782481
Only possible if Reigns beats Sheamus too.

>mfw this is actually a possibility

>>782461
So hype I'm not gonna watch it. Seriously, give me one reason to give a fuck about any of the matches. Best case scenario would be if they took the supposed ISIS threat seriously and postponed/cancelled the PPV until they have a real card for it.

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>>782481
>tfw it's fella time

>>782485
>i'm surprised someone might beat sheamus

>>782482
Any that are murrican friendly?

>>782482
any US sites?
dont wanna pay in euro

>>782486
This desu family

>>782492
>>782494
5Dimes is American I think.

Only three weeks until TLC!

>>782502
>liking TLmeme

>>782499
>5Dimes
WWE not offered.

>>782502
18+
8
+

>>782502
How could they possibly generate any hype in just three weeks?

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>>782506
They can't.

>>782502

sign up for your free network today so you can get both ppvs for free

cancel that shit too because fuck that noise

>>782504
Check the section labeled "pro wrestling", famette.

>>782506
With a controversial ending to the survivor series pay per view of course =^)

>Irrelevant shit (Zig) vs. irrelevant faggot (Brie-z)
>Divas Match (self explanatory)
>Predictable-as-fuck WHC tourney
>They honestly couldn't come up with a 5on5 featuring BoD vs. Wyatt Family
>Instead the *crowd* is in charge of figuring out which Mid-carders are filling up the timeslot

>mfw holy fuck, I almost forgot this PPV was actually happening tonight

Is this seriously the worst build-up to a Survivor Series ever?

>>782519
last years and card was much worse aside from stings debut

that was still shit because the crowd was lame.

>you now remember adam rose vs the bunny was an actual match on last years card

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I bought chips and dip for this stupid show and I will not touch them until the show starts.

>>782523

Sure you wont fatty

should i drink today when this event starts? I already am hungover from yesterday.

Should I just use this 8$ to buy food?

>>782517
>having to sign up to even view the bets
Already a bad sign.

>>782519
The real question is, will we have a worst match of the year candidate? What are the nominees thus far?

Stardust vs Goldust?
Rollins vs Kane?
EC match?

Whens it start?

>>782529
Pre-Show in 3 bongs

>>782523
Compared to Doritos (Nacho Cheese) and sour cream, all chips and dip combinations are inferior tbqhwyf.

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>>782523
>tfw sweet chili dip with chips and coke

> Cena spends months making the US Title important again
> Del Rio wins it and then just turns it back into a prop belt

Ugh. Cena FINALLY does something right in the company and it's messed up immediately. Should have made it the new TV Title where the Open Challenge is a forced stipulation

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>you now remember that grumpy cat was on Raw this time last year
Good segments tbqhf

>>782538
>>782523
>tfw no wwe accompanied by delicious chips and dip
>tfw have uni tomorrow so can't stay up being comfy and watching this ppv even tho it's gonna suck

Fuck you guys tbqh famalam

>Roman and Owens in the middle of their match
>lukewarm at best crowd
>suddenly all the light go out and its pitch black in the arena
>spotlight shines to the entrance ramp
>it's Motorhead playing The Game
>lights turn back on
>2003 Triple H is in the ring
>roided out insane width, thick solid and tight
>lays out Owens
>lays out Reigns
>Sheamus music hits and he comes down the ring smiling ready to cash in
>2003 Triple H pulls a sledgehammer out of nowhere and hits him the real way with it
>goes back into the ring and pedigrees Owens and Reigns
>three grave plots appear seemingly out of nowhere
>he physically buries all 3 before walking out with the WWEWHC, the IC, and the MitB briefcase
>show ends
Saved you from watching the ME tonight

>>782542
> you now remember that the Miz kissed a retarded cat on live television

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Poll time again.

http://strawpoll.me/6075541
http://strawpoll.me/6075541
http://strawpoll.me/6075541

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Here is what i think will happen in the finals tonight:

>jeans goes over ramen clean
>clean
>ramen, frustrated with his failures and the successes of the other shield members, assualts jeans after the match in a heel turn.
>as hes walking up the ramp, sheamus comes in to cash in on dean, and ramen watches from the stage smirking

>>782550
>No Seth Rollins option

Have you lost faith anon?

>>782461
Going to sleep in an hour and not even going to check up on it at work tomorrow

Not > shoot excited at all

>>782550
I miss our captain senfams

^:) Horns up for sef

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>>782541
>midcard title
>important
>ever

On my way to get food before heading to the arena. If I don't survive, I will try to big boot and legdrop a terrorist on my way out.

>roman with the most votes in the poll
>state of marks in this thread

HOW IS EVERYONE SO BLIND

NO ONE AGREED TO BE TRIPS MAN

THEY NEVER SHOWED HIM WITH FELLA

FELLA CONFIRMED TO BE TRIPS NEW MAN

CASH IN TONIGHT

YALL A BUNCH OF PUPPETS

>>782561
It's a who do you think not a who do you want dumb nigger we know how Vince wants his mastadons tbqhfam

>>782562
Did he actually ask Ambrose?

>>782561
No one wants him to win. We're just resigned to the fact that he will win.

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>>782550
Sheamus fags report in. Eventually we'll get it right.

>>782561
It's about who you think will win, not who you want to win.

>>782568
Sheamusfagging feels like the natural progression from sethfagging. I'm in fella.

>>782568
He'll lose the eventual cash-in.

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>>782568
Right here

>>782563
>>782567
>>782569
Exactly. He ain't winning. That's segment with Triple H made it painfully obvious.

>>782443
Absolutely this

>>782554
>roman heel turn

That would involve wwe taking a chance. In 2015

Has there been anyone who's lost a cash in?

>>782583
Sandow and Cena

>>782230
>le obese man
>le overpushed man
>le wacky receding hairline man
>le I don't even try anymore man

>state of wwe's uppercard

What stream you faggots using ? Wanna save my free trial on wwe for a bigger PPV than this.

>>782588
You can have unlimited free trials though. Just use a different email when you register.

>>782588
>He doesn't know about the stream

http://strawpoll.me/6075798
http://strawpoll.me/6075798
http://strawpoll.me/6075798

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>>782583

>>782589
So you are a degenerate as well as a mod

Please have sex

>>782588
ima.tv/r/wooo
get your macros ready

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>>782593
>Sandow

>>782586
bootyblasted memearo kuck detected

>>782583
Cena won his cash-in on Punk at Raw 1000 via DQ due to Big Show interference, so he didn't win the title

Sandow lost his cash-in on Cena clean

>>782594
Degenerate?

I'm not a mod. I just know how to follow the rules.

>>782593
When the hell did Sindow win a MITB?

>>782604
2013. Him and Cody Rhodes had a pretty great feud afterward.

>>782604
2013

is based new day even on the fuckin card?

>>782604
2013

It was actually a pretty good MitB match

>that part when the Real Americans formed up like Voltron

So is there any chance the 5 on 5 meme match will have any debuts or returns or is it just the first ten people to walk in the building?

>>782605
>>782604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqXRGlOpKPk

>>782607
Probably in the 5v5 match.

>>782609
>So is there any chance the 5 on 5 meme match will have any debuts or returns
No.

>>782605
>>782606
>>782608
>The year I stopped watching
It all makes sense now.
>>782607
They'll most likely be on the 5 on 5 match.

>>782388
it actually did
Rock turning Heel was a great thing for the attitude era.

>HHH personality has been a strong powerful douchebag

>Modern career was just burying wrestlers over and over again to push himself

>Now ruining the show with his awful writing staff

So in the end he was just playing himself

>>782610
I miss them both.

>>782583
lots of people

>>782610
Oh yeah I also remember this was in Corpus Christi the same night that there was a tiger shark or something in the waters.

I just want to see ISIS exploding the show

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>>782618

Fallen hero's, there was once a time when i expected big things from both those men

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>>782610
>Professional athlete
>Can't swim

>>782632
I like to imagine in Kayfabe wrestlers dont work out. They just have the body they have because they were born to be like that. So Sandow is actually a nerd who studied instead of partaking in physical activity during school.

>>782632
Best boat

>>782621
Sharks in the water? You havin a giggle m8?

>>782593
I miss the Intellectual Saviour of the Masses so much

I just watched Survivor Series 2014.
Holy shit, I didn't remember it being THAT bad.

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>>782643

>>782643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9iHGibjD6M

Can anyone post the webm of Rollins coming out in white attire, pleas I need it and forgot to save

>>782648
Oops, >>782642

>>782652
I was so confused until you corrected it, I had no idea what a shark had to do with Sandow :')

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>>782643
>>782646
Mizdow was better tbqh

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>ISIS working themselves into a shoot

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>>782644
>Rewatching any ppv that youre not nostalgic for
Literally why?

>>782657
Mizdow was awesome, I'd take either back

So guys... I'm pretty not interested in Survivor Series but I'm gonna get drunk and watch it anyway. Tell me what to expect.

>>782651
Please lads

If you like Sandow I suggest you don't watch any up up down down

>>782667
reigns will win the title and ppl are gonna boo him and maybe isis will allahu snackbar

>>782251
I think Seth's retard powerbomb scared him off for good

>>782667
The most generic ending you can get and literally no surprises.

Why don't there a Survivor Series as Survivor Series?


This is like having Royal Rumble without a Royal Rumble

>>782683

There's a Survivor Series 5v5, but the match-up is under wraps unless someone got a hold of a leak.

>>782676
I think we're going to get something for sure.
No way tonight ends vanilla as fuck, there will be sprinkles.
>>782684
Anonymous got hold of the leak.

>>782683
http://www.wwe.com/shows/survivorseries/2015/traditional-survivor-series-elimination-match-to-take-place-sunday-28227850

There's a survivor series match, but nobody knows who's going to be in it

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Where are you going to watch SS15 from?

>>782685
>No way tonight ends vanilla as fuck
Have you been watching this product for the last year?

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>we're having a Survivor Series match tonight

>no teams, no context, no idea who is running with who
>it's just another match on the card

>inb4 THE RYBACK is in the survivor series match
just kill me

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How you want your PPV tonight /wwe/?

>>782689
>>782686
They've been very weakly pushing a New Day - Ryback feud

>>782690
I thought you didn't watch the product phil?

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>>782690
>inb4 Ryback, Dudley Boys and Lucha Dragons(or PTP) vs The New Day and The Ascension

>>782692
JFMSU

>>782349

smirk frog is objectively the most fedorable meme

I think the obvious audible tonight is plugging Dean Ambrose into Seth Rollins role as heel, because they had plans for Reigns at Mania and they can just plug Dean in Rollins' role by changing him heel.

Am i retarded

Watching survivor series 2005, haitch vs flair last an standing match, flair takes 3 pedigrees and almost makes it up before HHH hits him with the sledge.

Kek based hunter

My favorite Raw of the month is the one directly after a PPV when they are creating new angles to play out for the next PPV so I can speculate what i think is going to happen, and criticize it before it ever happens.

While you're waiting for SS, have The Miz vs. Jack Swagger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2m--1ftgho

Roman Reigns def. Alberto Del Rio
Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose goes to a double count out

HHH comes out and announces that there has to be a new champion tonight, so the final will now be a triple threat. Reigns vs Owens vs Ambrose.

Kevin Owens wins.

This is what happens. Cap this post.

>>782687
Hanging out with a friend at his place, gonna have pizza and Chinese food
Als
>SS15
>1S15
>ISIS

>>782718
That doesn't make Roman look strong, try again

Who /onlywatchingbecauseofISIS/ here??

John Cena will be here too right? He is the only wrastler that I know.

Have you guys noticed the lack of face/heel turns? It's what's causing this product to be so bland

Pls someone turn on each other

>some turbanhead rushes to the ring and is about to suicide bomb himself
>John Cenas music hits
>AAs the terrorist
>overcomes the odds and saves WWE once again

>>782721

Kevin Owens wins after stealing a pin when Reigns spears Ambrose.

What's the main event gonna be? The championship match or the Undertaker match?

>>782728
Divas match

>>782728
Championship
>tag team as main event

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>>782722
>Wyatt Family starts attacking brothers of destruction 4v2
>CAWWW
>Sting walks out to huge pop
>Stops halfway down ramp and smiles
>BRRRRR APPLEJUICE* Cena sprints straight to the ring turning the match into a traditional 4v4 Survivor Series match

>>782728
Charlotte vs. Paige

>>782688
There's been lots of swerves to be honest.

>>782728

If they're dead set on pushing the 25th anniversary, it'll be Taker.

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>>782651

>>782731
>wasting Cenas return on some B PPV in an 8 man elimination tag match playa against the Undertaker playa and not having him return to win the Rumble

Haha I never knew Angle started censoring the You Suck. That's fucking hilarious.

>>782736
Thanks lad

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Quick everybody. Post wrestling segments that make you smile everytime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFg-qCSeLXE

>>782737
>B PPV
SS is one of the big 4

>>782719
W-will you use WWE Network or perhaps something else...?

>>782741
https://youtu.be/1Kdq-oFuBns

Booger T vs D loop Brown

>>782742
In name only at this point

>>782747
Fair enough. I guess this SS is proof that it doesn't deserve its status.

>>782550
Where is the Lesnar option?

>>782746
Booker T and Goldust was pretty based, such a odd dynamic.

>Cesaro may require shoulder surgery
RIP Smarks

>>782741
>there will never be a this good segment in wwe tv again

>>782753

>ISIS 1
>WWE 0

Calling it.

PPV ranking from most important to least important:
>Big Four:
1. Wrestlemania
2. Royal Rumble
3. Summerslam
4. Money in the Bank
>The rest
5. Night of Champions
6. Survivor Series
7. Hell in a Cell
8. Payback
9. Extreme Rules
10. Fast Lane
11. TLC
12. Battleground

>>782753

Source?

>>782759
Just making sure but, they only invented Fastlane in case the intended winner of the Royal Rumble botches out right?

>>782759
As much as Survivor Series has sucked the last few years it's still one of the big four

>>782762
http://www.cagesideseats.com/2015/11/22/9772166/cesaro-injury-shoulder-torn-rotator-cuff-surgery

>>782730

>2011

>>782736
Based

Do you have one from the SHEBD days where he failed jumping over the barricade?

>>782772
FUCKING KEK

ROMAN INJURES CESARO AND IS WINNING THE TITLE IN THE SAME WEEK

SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

BEHOLD THE ROMAN EMPIRE

SPRQ
P
Q
R

>>782772

How many injuries have we had this year?

>>782778

It most likely was Sheamus who did it.

>>782759
>tfw no Great American Bash
>tfw no Bad Blood
>tfw no Armageddon
>tfw no Halloween Havoc
>tfw no Unforgiven
>tfw no No Way Out

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>>782772
>>782753
>Cesaro injured
This can't be happening.

>>782772
>dirtmemes

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>LESS THEN FOUR HOURS TILL THEY SET IT UP

Are you ready to hear the caw /asp/ies?

>>782772
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>Tfw had a dream that Roman was super fucking over at Survivor series and was getting Austin tier pops just while being interviewed backstage

>>782786
JR tweeted out that he is having shoulder issues, so it's something at the very least.

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One more hour for chips and di-- I mean, Survivor Series.

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Bring the flags to this board. come on.

>>782787
>wanting two saggy old men to simutaneously turn to dust in a boring as shit match

i would rather watch big show fart in braun strowmans face

Reminder to get #CancelWWENetwork trending again after the inevitable Reigns win happens tonight.

>>782796
Don't give Vince ideas

>>782779
Bryan, Zayn, KENTA, Tyson, Cesaro, Seth, Randy, Rusev. off the top of my head

Fucking hell. They have to realise the amount of shows their wrestlers do per week is too fucking much. Not even my husbando Cesaro could withstand such slavery

BRANDSPLIT WHEN?

>>782797
This

>>782800

Cena had an injury but a quick recovery.

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>>782797
>tfw Reigns actually doesn't win
>but Kevin Owens does
>and he's the new WWEWHCIC

Reigns cant be a babyface. Make him heel to become the actual hated man of the PG Era.

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>>782792
>the dip has been getting ready for two hours so that the taste is right

>>782800
lana

>>782809
Oh yeah, how could I forget her

I also forgot Sting and Goldust, and Cass in NXT.

There's probably others too.

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>>782809

>ITT POST YOUR FACE WHEN TITTY MASTER DEANO TURNS HEEL AND WINS THE TITLE TONITE

My source is telling me Kevin Owens will be your WWE Champion by the end of tonight with Haitch raising KO's hands to close the show

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>>782813

>>782816
This is what Im also predicting mang >>781372

>>782816
And smarks won't complain anout him winning the title 6 months after he joined the fed

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>>782816
dont tease me like this, anon.

>>782816
No i cant endure another vanilla midget as champ

>>782820
Thats because he deserves it and has actually improved in multiple ways as well as joining WWE already skilled as fuck. Why do you think he blazed through the developmental process and got called up to the main roster so quickly?

Nothing to say about Roman in comparison besides the fact that he has a look and wet her. Dudes gotten all the chances in the world thrown at him and he still is dogshit in the ring and on the mic.. and no anti-smark contrarian shitposting will change that

>>782825
Why would I like Reigns if I don't like guys getting rocket up the ass pushes?

>>782823
fuck off cornette

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>>782830

>>782772
>reddit on suicide watch

>Cesaro died

There is literally 0 reason to tune into raw now. Literally 0.

The only draws are fucking gone my fucking sides

>John Cena
>Cesaro
>Nikki Bella

What are some good and creative ways to bait /wooo/?

I swear ive seen a person get banned from saying "I don't like Cesaro"

>>782835
>Cesaro
>Nikki Bella
>draws

retarded Canadian from /sp/ detected

>>782835
probably from throwing owens' fat ass around for half an hour imo desu

>Cena's gone
>Seth got killed in-ring and lost the belt
>now Cesario tears his shoulder
>ISIS threat at Survivor Series

What a year for WWE

>>782568

IM CASHIN' IN FELLA! IM CASHIN' IN FELLA! IM CASHIN' IN FELLA!

>>782836
Talk about the lack of psychology in indie feds

What time does the pre show start?

>>782838
they havent even wrestled lately.

were they working house shows?

>>782844
what time does the show start?

30 minutes

>>782230
Are they still planning on going with the terrorist attack during the championship match? Anyone know?

>>782288
Facts yo

>>782844

in half an hour or 30 bings for our britbros

>>782822

Which one is Owens?

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>mfw Roman goes over Del Rio, Ambrose and Sheamus in one night.

bury cesaro 2015

http://strawpoll.me/6076897
http://strawpoll.me/6076897
http://strawpoll.me/6076897

POLL BEFORE THE PRESHOW

POLL BEFORE THE PRESHOW

WHO YOU GOT?

WWE 2015
>Roman Reigns has to fight neckbeards
>Multiple severe injuries
>Hogan is banned
>Snuka is banned
>Piper, Rhodes, Bockwinkle, all dead
>record low ratings
>ISIS threat
>losing more and more people who could help sell out Wrestlemania 32

So who's in the SS elim match?

>New Day, Ascension
>Usos, Dudleys and Rybotch

?

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>>782822

Something about that Owens picture makes me smile everytime

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>Cesaro was going to finally get a push to main event status
>Gets injured and out for months

FUCK EVERYTHING!

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>>782772
>Royal Rumble
>number 30
>3, 2, 1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuO1rpuIWOI
>or better yet a new theme
>OH MYYY
>CESARO WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BACK FOR 3 MORE MONTHS
>Goes over Owens to win
>Loses clean to Roman at Wrestlemania

>>782859
>CESARO was finally going to get a main event push

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>>782856
>Piper, Rhodes, Bockwinkle, all dead
Thanks for reminding

>couldn't careless who ends up as champ
>none of the keks in the tourney are even interesting barring memesaro

People I'd rather be champ than the 4 keks in the finals:

>Cena
>Brock
>Randy
>Bryan
>Memesaro
>HAITCH

Fucking bullshit tbqhwy

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>>782772

Everything is falling apart

>>782861

With Seth out, and the reaction Cesaro got in that match with Reigns I wouldn't doubt it.

Reigns-Cesaro would be an awesome Face vs Face feud

>>782860

Please give him a new theme first

>>782864
What has Randy been up to?

>>782797
fuck off whiny reddit Babbie
>WAHH MY FAVORITE DIDNT WIN
Lmao

>>782855
>this many people want to sniff paiges farts

why?

>>782873
Why not? she has a nice ass and they probably smell the best. I would dine on her farts all day

>>782871

He married a goldigger superfan with 3 kids from three different black dudes

>>782873
She's hot desu

>>782876
>nice ass
No she doesnt. And she has sloppy cow tits. Damn you neckbeard virgins are embarrassing.

Who /hates Lana/ here?

>>782881
>being this much of a low test niggerkuck

I bet you suck a mans dick and eat his asshole you fucking queer. Shut your faghole when real men are talking

Consider yourself metaphorically curbstomped.

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>the sheer state of wwe
>I'm still fucking watching it

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Where is my jerishow reunion Vince?

what's goin on fAm

>>782887

What's wrong with BMJ's upper body

>>782376
Implying it isn't the Debut of Sami Zayn.