Snackdown Thread

>thread made 50 mins after start
good shit GOOD shit

>Ryder
>jobbing for Breeze

>>778426
smackdown isn't a "oh boy let's watch it right as it happens" show

it's more of a "it's 3 AM and i'm too drunk to keep up with an episode of family guy, i wonder what else is on the DVR" show

especially before a PPV, they don't want anyone getting hurt, it's all promos and card updates

>>778436

I had actually seen Tyler Breeze until Monday and until this point I thought it was a female.

>>778426
who gives a shit about this throwaway shit stain "show" lmfao

What the fuck are these monks

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>>778428
I just got off work its a fucking tragedy

>>778439
Still wrestling undercarders get some good matches which is always nice.

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Am I the only one getting tired of this Wyatt family shit? Literally every week come out talk shit never win anything anymore just bully a couple matches then do nothing. I used to be a big fan but it is booked so badly now.

Taker must be wearing some decent makeup because he doesn't like he's dying at the moment

Whos fighting for the title at SS?

>>778469
Reigns vs Del Rio, Ambrose vs Owens

It's obvious that Reigns is gonna win it all in a title match against Ambrose

>>778469
Paige and Charlotte.

>>778471

Oh I thought those matches would be settled on Smackdown and the finale at SS.

>>778476
Nope. Just a bunch of promos and random matches

>>778476

The card is so weak now(mostly thanks to the lackluster midcard and its even more lackluster feuds) that they need semis to take slots.

>tag team match with the dudes who will be fighting for the title at SS

Why.jpg

Wtf is this tag match. This seems like a retarded waste of time so they can have Owens steal the win so they look stronger before Reigns Ambrose completely rape them sunday.

>COMPLETE silence during new day entrance
>even on smackdown

THAT AIN'T PG

>New Day blowing out manlets
KEK

Wait. Is the tourney ending tonight?

Or will semifinals AND finals be on Sunday?

jesus big E is sooo big and sooo black. what reason can this guy have for all those muscles for anyways?

are you guys looking at this? god damn!

>Big E vs Kalisto

This could be good

>>778495
He was a powerlifter. Held a couple raw national records and still holds some Florida state raw records

>>778494
Semifinals and finals will be on sunday, yes

Least beast New Day here to save the day. Too bad crowd is dead as fuck.

did he just FART on kalisto?

>>778495
>>778500
i bet he has trouble wiping himself on the toilet with all those muscles getting in the way

https://twitter.com/chrisdejoseph/status/667526351126032384

Dorito mark BTFO by the Co-Executive Producer of Lucha Underground

>>778502
>Semifinals and finals will be on sunday, yes
Really? That's retarded. So why's the point of Smackdown?

>Ryback

Ewwwww

>>778509
Literal nothing

>>778509
It's wrestling, it's on, and it beats doing my Statics homework

>>778508

That just proves how bad WWE Creative is.

Why doesn't WWE have coed matches like LU does?

>>778517
because no one will believe paige can beat Big E in a match

and the little kids aren't ready to see Big E gyrate over a knocked out diva

>>778522
Fuck the kids. I wanna watch Big E wreck that pale bitch

Everyone think Ramen/Dean will turn heel, but Vince does weird shit. Wouldn't be surprised if neither happened, and Shameus just cashed in right at the start.

Shameus has been pretty quiet.

>>778509
smackdown hasn't had a point for about four years now

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>>778460
Maybe he's started making sacrifices again.

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>>778526
Shut your whore mouth!
She's the only hot diva

classic tag match heel turn hype

>>778514
beats me writing my Music 101 play review and doing my ER diagram for software eng.

>i will be up to 2 AM

who has the smallest dong in all of wrestling and why is it cm punk

>Next to impossible
>based Seth beats 3 champs in 1 night

Who the fuck watches Smackdown?

The R-Truth scene was good, Stardust interrupting Cesaro was good, Ramen wasn't COMPLETELY autistic on MizTV. Not the worst smackdown/10

>watching Smackdown at all
plebs

>>778455
It's because they don't have a face stable to go up against. It's ridiculous how many heel stables there are now but no babyface stable exists.

>>779173
Stables aren't really a "face" thing