1643 happened twice edition.
Raw tonight sub-edition.
Who will win the QF match-ups of the tournament lads?
Kalisto vs ADR has potential
Roman vs Cesaro will be great but the finish will be annoying
Owens vs neville should be good
Ambrose vs Ziggler will be funny because neither of these guys have any convincing offense other than punches/finishers other than the standing elbow drop spot Dean does and his meme clothesline
wondering if they'll carry the semis to Survivor Series. the card is weak already with only three matches lined up (Taker/Kane vs Wyatts, Paige and Flair and the Finals to the bracket)
You can always tell that thread spammers like this are people who want to be bullies but couldn't do it in high school because they were too autistic and weak so they have to do it on the internet instead.
What the fuck happened to Xavier Woods.
I used to think he was an obnoxious memer because he posted cat memes all over his twitter before his new day run but he's actually a cool guy now and UUDD isn't insufferable
Is it because he came into Big E's charisma range and it rubbed off on him?
>tfw real lyfe tonight
>Virgins consider this a 10
WWE fans are just desperate bro
>working against Roman
>might learn a thing or two about charisma and connecting with the crowd
How the fuck does that work? Seriously, what the fuck is he going to do differently besides doing his usual uppercuts and swing?
well for starters a lot of the regulars splintered off to /wooo/ and, yes, reddit
most of the ones that remain are too autistic to handle staying on a single thread for 3 days so they just stop posting after bump limit is hit
someone makes a new thread, which is deleted because otherwise the entire board would be nothing but /wwe/ generals piled up waiting to be pruned
then they start dumping images because they think that lets them keep churning out new threads continuously
but that's not enough so they spam joke threads to purposefully bump everything else off the board and somehow force hiro to give them their own board? which would magically drive posting activity through the roof and make everything great again, or some such nonsense
i can assure you we would be having perfectly normal threads if people actually tried and stopped acting like chimps
>Bray loses to Roman at HIAC
>Wyatts take the Undertaker and Kane
>Wyatts feed on their soul to get stronger
>manage to actually look strong for a week or two
>BoD come back and wreck the Wyatts 2v4
>Bray Challenges BoD to a 2v2 match after getting rekt
>Luke & Eric can't even beat The Uso's after looking strong the week prior and lose via DQ
>this booking is suppose to get you hype for SvS
Horrendous, horrendous, horrendous. This might be the worst PPV so far.
What just because Bray isn't being booked well?
The fucking guy's a loser, he sucks, he's a joke, a worthless fat jobber with no redeeming qualities. Could you PLEASE stop giving this faggot needless praise already?
>Haitch hit up Dana after 193 saying "Wow what a show"
Do you think Haitch realises how shite RAW is?
The thing is, you can't have another wrestling room on there.
Also, not exactly sure what the current relationship between 4chan and 420chan is since moot left.
I'm sure Kirk would say it's alright though.
Can't really talk about mic work when Ambrose hasn't really done much noteworthy recently. It's about what they get given to work with.
And I said Owens has shown to be better in the WWE, not talking about Indies
If they give the WWE title to Owens, people are going to jump down his throat for how he was given everything on a silver platter in LESS THAN A YEAR.
I fucking doubt that he has the balls to handle that much heat.
I never gave him praise, it was a good storyline from HIAC to last weeks Raw and now it's shit. That whole match is ruined because of shit booking. The only other booked match for SvS is Charlie vs Paige but >womens wrestling.
Unless there is a swerve that we are already expecting, Roman will win the title. There is no built matches for any of the other titles and there is no way they can make me care for them in a week.
This will be shit PPV because there is nothing to look foreward to basically.
Ratio of 3 posts per person. That's the standard 4chan thread for something that's not a gamethread. I was in the Rousey/Holm gamethread and the ratio was 1.7 at the lowest. Perhaps you can prove me wrong and show me a non-gamethread with a better ratio? It's okay, I can wait.
In regards to reports that the Rollins injury likely changed majorWrestleMania 32plans, word is that there has not been a real shake-up in plans.
WWE officials have 3 or 4 main event matches set in stone and Rollins being out won't change those plans.
This indicates that they were not planning on having Rollins in a real main event position at WrestleMania 32.
SETHCÜCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
B T F O
>If they give the WWE title to Owens, people are going to jump down his throat for how he was given everything on a silver platter in LESS THAN A YEAR.
There's a vast difference between winning the IC title a year in the company, and Winning the Main fucking Belt at the Main Event of Wrestlemania.
It's like compairing getting a Legendary Rank 5 Weapon to a Legendary Rank 40 weapon.
> probably the biggest regret of my airsoft career
> outlaw nerf
>implying Vince wouldn't have let Roman win regardless of his opponent
If Roman was going to win, just glad to know he got the title without actually beating Seth. Seth retains his power level and will recieve a huge pop and boost upon return
>Kalisto beating Del Rio
>Kalisto winning the championship
The whole thing is booked to have Ambrose against Roman because they want a Brother against Brother storyline and they probably want Ambrose to turn heel soon.
I wish Owens would win it because he fucking deserves it, but I'm a big enough realist to know it's not going to happen as long as the whole Shield Arc is over
>I wish Owens would win it because he fucking deserves it
We know senpai.
Realistically Dean vs Reigns at SS with someone turning
Might not be Dean turning honestly just for those Rock parallels
It would make sense in the context of the story line for Ambrose to join the authority and turn heel.
Since HHH talked about how they considered Roman first but picked Rollins. Now they cant get Reigns there is only one possible option.
>push him to the moon
I don't remember Rollins being pushed to the moon. He's been booked like a fucking coward for the better part of the year, only recently he was turning into a lion with a heart. Then he fucked his ACL up.
Because Hiro is a tard. Wrestling is banned on /sp/ while /heem/ isn't. How hard is the bubble going to burst when they learn shit like UFC is booked like wrestling shows?
>tfw Clockwork was still strong the other night but not in /wwe/
BIG MATCH JOHN
>le pander to smarks man
>le wrestles in basketball shorts and shirt cause he's fat man
Because Hiro wants to be seen as "cool" so he catered to the vocal minority on /sp/ that didn't want wrestling anymore.
There are plenty of users that didn't have a problem with it being there. Moot himself even said it was fine and he enjoyed it being there during his final Q&A.
Very idiotic decision to make us move.
who both /heem/ and /wwe/ here?
The events of this weekend make me feel less excited about mandrama now.
>Tfw Big Show is even boring in UFC.
Will we have a thread when CM Punk gets head kicked too?
>I don't have an argument, so I'll say it's a meme.
Come on, dude. At least don't reply if you're going to sound like an idiot.
I should've mentioned "someone that didn't win the title yet", but I guess I brought it up on myself.
Cena's on vacation for a while anyway, he'll probably just come back on RR.
>I don't have an argument.
I do, and that is Kevin Owens isn't good on the mic. He may not stutter and stammer like most idiots on the roster today but his promos are one dimensional 101 type tier pandering to smarks for cheap heat promos. Things like webm related aren't "cool" or "funny", nor does it draw heat, he does it so that the sub-set of internet fans can say, "Wow that's so cool and funny man"
tl;dr He's a try-hard and hasn't cut a single good promo to date. Samoa Joe explaining why he beat up Balor is the only good promo I've heard this year.
The board is finally letting up to us. At first they were upset because Hiroyuki basically threw them under the bus but the old tenant generals have grown accustomed tlpqhaha /sp/ found a way sweatyplayactingfags!!!11 BTFO
Kevin Fatass isn't even that good in both ring and mic. He just does flips and le bucks spots with no psychology, and his promos are just smark pandering shits. If other people get his mic time and freedom he'd get BTFO.
People better than Owens on Mic:
Ronda losing the way she did made the entire show worth watching
wwe and wrestling has always been discussed on /asp/, we're not going to change because you and your /wwe/ circlejerk crew have literal asperger's and are unable to coexist with anyone else
>wwe and wrestling has always been discussed on /asp
This. This board was great before because we co-existed with the other alt. sport threads and kept the discussion solid. We didn't have "HUR /RYBAK/ GENERAL!"
>BREAKING: According to Wrestling Observer Newsletter's Dave Meltzer, Kurt Angle has been spotted backstage at the Bon Secours Wellness Arena for tonight's Monday Night Raw event in Greenville, South Carolina.
HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS, GET HYPE
>WWE has always been discussed on /asp/
>moot said it himself that's what /asp/ was made for
>some faggot circlejerk /sp/ crew gets booted here
>DURR THIS IS OUR BOARD NOW
and you wonder why nobody likes you
ryback wwe champion
ryback ic champion
ryback us champion
ryback tag team champion
kevin obese owens diva champion
/asprowrestling/ faggots stick to your shitty general please.
>mfw they've moved a total of 2 generals since we've been here.
Only match I care about is Owens vs Neville. Everything else is 100% predictable.
Only thing worth guess is how many times Cesaro gets a near pin on Roman before
>SUBAH MANG PAWNC
I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm not really complaining. Reigns NEEDS to look more intimidating, if he's going to be shitty on the mic, at least compensate by whupping the shit out of Cesaro in the ring (but don't go fucking "overcome the odds" shit on him).
>has the looks
>has the mic skills
>amazing in the ring
>best theme song
You have 5 seconds to explain why based brian isn't your fav wrestler of all time go
Cesaro has no psychology.
Hes just like guys like ziggler who just perform a bunch of moves with no story to them.
They get body parts worked on that they no sell.
Reigns is the one whos going to carry that bald headed faggot.
You're not even wrong.
What's worse is that Del Rio is going to job super hard to Roman so Vince can go 'LOOK! HE BEAT DEL RIO, WHO BEAT JOHN CENA! THAT MEANS REIGNS IS AS POWERFUL IF NOT MORE THAN JOHN CENA! NOW THE TWO NEVER HAVE TO WRESTLE EVER! NOW WHERE'S MY ROIDS!?'
I actually think I'm done
Don't have much desire to watch and when I think about things that will probably happen it doesn't really get me hype. KO/Neville could be decent but other than that I might just tune in to the PPV's now
Don't even bother keeping up with NXT anymore
I'll watch tonight, then survivor series, and unless something magical happens on sunday (something not obvious like Ambrose heel turn, Sheamus cash in, Reigns winning) I'm done till the rumble.
I'll stick to being hyped about UFC and all the great things going on there.
so was rey mysterio though. kendrick was fucking great I can't believe he didn't get a decent storyline or a title shot (besides when he was tagging with paul london which was pretty awesome desu)
If you're going to look like a faggot, at least try hard on it by building up muscle mass and be over 6 ft tall. But no, it just looks like a straight up pussy faggot, the worst kind of faggots.
I bet you like triple h
>not knowing that the /RomanEmpire/ is about to rise
thats not how babyface vs babyface matches go. there's going to be a handshake at the end after Roman wins and Cesaro will hold his hand up and point to him.
Are you guys new to wrestling? What the fuck?
God, I'm gone for a week and I come back to /sp/ banishing us to /asp/ergers.
Now we're surrounded by filthy casuals and John Cena marks.
Done with this shit. I'm never watching Raw again. 0/10 worst Raw ever.
Your post reeks of Cheeto crumbs and unwashed fedoras
>John Cena marks
>Bbygurl is a wank pheasant
>Raw is /sp/
yes there was the memechant but there was a long history of wwe just plain shitting on d-bry that got the people up in arms about him
cesaro doesn't have that, at worst they've just stalled on pushing him a bunch, which is only annoying
who /lucha/ here?
I'm a grown man watching two undead wizards chokeslam children wearing masks, where did it all go so wrong?
Bray Wyatt related things are always cringey
I don't know, when Undertaker did it it wasn't really bad. Maybe I'm saying that because I'm a nostalgiafag. All I know is, Wyatt doesn't have the aesthetic appeal to be the next Taker. Could have been Braun but he is a shit performer.
Opening Meh segment but Bray is good at promos.
Three great matches(CesaroVSReigns,ZigvsDean and Neville vs Owens), One okay match. Everything else sucked or was mediocre.
Enjoyed it but Cesaro losing put a bad taste in my mouth that made the mediocre third hour seem like hell
Reminder that is the GOAT reaction
Its over guys. /wwe/ is ruined and this is our fate. There is nothing we can do to solve this.
Yes.. thags why the dudes been put over by Austin, Rocky and Recently, Hulks been boasting about how he was the guy who saw the potential in him(which is most likely bs because hogan). He's fucking great in the ring and has great psychology .Literally everyone in the business who's relevant has acknowledged the guys potential, Besides salty old faggots like Cornette, Discwho Inferno and Vince Russo
I still like to listen to Cornette bash WWE though desu
>This is literally your entire SvS card
oh WHAT THE FUCK???
>kane and taker vs two chosen members
SO.. THERES NO TRADITIONAL SS MATCH?
GOOD FUCKING GOD
>THE STATE OF BOOKING
this will change right??? right? the brothers of destruction vs two wyatts is gonna be boring as shit.
>hes not even fucking roman hes samoan
its so frustrating that the tag team division is where it is. it doesnt feel like that long ago when it was showing promise again. the Rhodes, New Day, Usos, Tyson and Cesaro, PTP, Luchas, Matadores, and even the wyatts before they decided to break them up. now some of those teams certainly aren't much to gush on but at least there was a wealth of different match ups to make
Its fucking hysterical that they had video packages for weeks about the history of survivor Series all showing the traditional 5v5 of those years and this year they're not even doing one.
Even if they throw on in last second it'd be completely meaningless.
I like that one a lot, but I'd switch kane and takers roles because kane is much better at playing that kind of role and taker is just more popular and would be better in the face role.
I considered Edge over Mideon. I keep saying there's still a way for him to have one more big match if it was booked right so he took next to no bumps. Something like Survivor Series would be ideal. But most people would just >literally killing Edge
>last reply was 45 min ago
just as always, when we aren't on the front page conversation die. It was never this bad and it wouldn't be this bad if mods let us make threads when we need to.
I just wanna bitch about RAW & everything w/the rest of /wwe/
>That /asp/ general
At least post board-related images with your shitposts, /asp/ie
>trying to phase out generals
Fuck off you cancer. Smaller threads are worse
Fuck off with your tripshit circle jerk general that doesn't draw
reminder that /wwe/ is the only thread that matters on this whole fucking piece of shit board.
Forgot to tape raw
What did i miss lads
> outlaw pantomime
Da fuq is that shit pham
Where is that weeb fuck Spam Borea when you need him
I wonder where devshitt got to
> inb4 he was quentin