/wwe/ general #1645

First for Cesaro beating Rometty

>>770623

THIS.

can this be Cesaro makes Roman look weak edition?

hell yeah

wish the bracket wasn't so easy to predict
Based fat ass
Jeans
Patron
Ramen

There isn't even an alternate universe where Cesaro beats Roman.

Where's Raw tonight though? I've gotta assume a quieter town if they're going to do that match.

>>770630
Greenville, SC

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Tonight is the night.

Kalisto vs ADR has potential
Roman vs Cesaro will be great but the finish will be annoying
Owens vs neville should be good
Ambrose vs Ziggler will be funny because neither of these guys have any convincing offense other than punches/finishers other than the standing elbow drop spot Dean does and his meme clothesline

So semi-finals on Smackdown?

>>770645
wondering if they'll carry the semis to Survivor Series. the card is weak already with only three matches lined up (Taker/Kane vs Wyatts, Paige and Flair and the Finals to the bracket)

>>770648
True

They were kind of retarded making their champs participate in the tournament. I think Alberto might lose to Kalisto so him and Swagger can fight at SvS

>>770635
Yeah finaly someone who can pull a good match out of Ramen.

>>770635
https://youtu.be/zZhwIvd-Bho?t=127

@2:08

He is so awkward that its hard to watch

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Good job.

I'm happy that Cesaro gets to work with Roman. He might learn a thing or two about charisma and connecting with the crowd.

>>770673
>the mod will delete new threads before the image limit but not this shit

>>770663
already been done numerous times this year

>>770687
clearly you have if you spend your whole day spamming our threads

>being this mad about having less room for woodflipping and gaypling
Please have sex

Lol
Do you really think a few desu spam posts will phase us after we put up with 6 months of cocks and scat on spee
Keep going, it just end badly for you and your stonerplank threads ;)

What's gonna happen with the US title after the tournament?
That thing went from 100-0 real quick

>>770699
This. We survived swedekek senpai.

>>770702
Time to filter the word DESU it seems

Your threads are all going to fucked after this aspies, you didnt see real shitposting before ;)

This poor nigga is having a panic attack over us

>>770707
>we're going to be even more autistic than usual
oh no

what does DESU mean?

>>770708
> 3 hours a day
Lel what an amateur. We arent leaving until we get our own board so enjoy wasting your obviously precious time

>>770716
>this board is dead, give us our own board
>ok, here you go
>cool thanks
>this board is dead, let us move back to /asp/

This is our board senpai. Look at the top.

>>770715
It means > waaaaaa i just dont know what to do anynore mum i just want my ghostbard back ;_;

Its also gookspeak for 2bh

>>770726
what? someone who isn't a mandrama spammer is throwing a temper tantrum?? WHAT??? *piledrives you*

You can always tell that thread spammers like this are people who want to be bullies but couldn't do it in high school because they were too autistic and weak so they have to do it on the internet instead.

>>770731

Dont worry about sex, just PLEASE find some other human in real life to talk to.

>>770733
>thread spammers are bad :(
oh, the irony.

Lel i cant wait until the gamethread tonight. So many dead stonerplank and mmgay threads are going to be dropping down to oblivion

> he thinks we dont know how to filter

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What the fuck happened to Xavier Woods.
I used to think he was an obnoxious memer because he posted cat memes all over his twitter before his new day run but he's actually a cool guy now and UUDD isn't insufferable
Is it because he came into Big E's charisma range and it rubbed off on him?
>>770747
We good

>>770747
that depends, do you have brain damage?
old one is still on page 3

>>770747
it probably will be as soon as the mod wakes up

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>tfw real lyfe tonight

>>770749
>>770750
There is 25 pictures until the limit, surely the mod isn't autistic enough to make us finish it off r-right?

I just hope that Roman vs Cesaro isn't the first match. That would be stupid.

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>>770758

>>770762
No other match is worthy of being the ME unless they do something with Taker again

>>770759
there are 4 (four) generals up
don't hold your breath

/asp/ is killing /wwe/

>>770762
>WWE books a match with the least over face vs. The Internet Darling

Gee, I wonder who the crowd will be for.

>>770773
/wwe/ is killing /wwe/

>>770775
in what way?

>>770764
can someone replace the mic with a dick?

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>People consider this a 10

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>>770799
>Virgins consider this a 10
WWE fans are just desperate bro

>>770799
Becky is the Jeff Hardy of women's wrestling.

>>770677
>Cesaro
>working against Roman
>might learn a thing or two about charisma and connecting with the crowd

How the fuck does that work? Seriously, what the fuck is he going to do differently besides doing his usual uppercuts and swing?

>>770775

No, indietards who enjoy "work rate" (whatever the fuck that means) are ruining WWE.

>>770619
Obviously it will be Cesaro vs. Kalisto and Neville vs. Dolph Ziggler at Survivor Series. Kalisto vs. Neville in the final with Kalisto as your new champion.

>>770776
well for starters a lot of the regulars splintered off to /wooo/ and, yes, reddit

most of the ones that remain are too autistic to handle staying on a single thread for 3 days so they just stop posting after bump limit is hit
someone makes a new thread, which is deleted because otherwise the entire board would be nothing but /wwe/ generals piled up waiting to be pruned
then they start dumping images because they think that lets them keep churning out new threads continuously

but that's not enough so they spam joke threads to purposefully bump everything else off the board and somehow force hiro to give them their own board? which would magically drive posting activity through the roof and make everything great again, or some such nonsense

i can assure you we would be having perfectly normal threads if people actually tried and stopped acting like chimps

Should I bother tuning in to RAW this week?
Any chance of Taker? Maybe Heyman? He usually shows his face after a Rousey fight

>>770810
>not picking Del Rio

Looks like we got a...hater.

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>Bray loses to Roman at HIAC
>Wyatts take the Undertaker and Kane
>Wyatts feed on their soul to get stronger
>manage to actually look strong for a week or two
>BoD come back and wreck the Wyatts 2v4
>Bray Challenges BoD to a 2v2 match after getting rekt
>Luke & Eric can't even beat The Uso's after looking strong the week prior and lose via DQ
>this booking is suppose to get you hype for SvS
Horrendous, horrendous, horrendous. This might be the worst PPV so far.

>>770810

>Neville vs. Dolph Ziggler at Survivor Series

And NO ONE will be there to watch it because fuck those two jobbers.

Do we have an /asp/ stream?

Which would be the better outcome?

Roman vs Kevin Owens
Roman vs Dean Ambrose

>>770819
No, but I think it would be cool to have a room on a site like Instasync of CyTube for a more active discussion if things don't work out on here.

>>770816

What just because Bray isn't being booked well?

The fucking guy's a loser, he sucks, he's a joke, a worthless fat jobber with no redeeming qualities. Could you PLEASE stop giving this faggot needless praise already?

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>Haitch hit up Dana after 193 saying "Wow what a show"

Do you think Haitch realises how shite RAW is?

>>770820

Ambrose because Owens is as green as goose shit.

>>770825
>implying RAW tonight wont be all about Charlotte since they're in SC

>>770826
>Owens is as green as goose shit.
Think Owens is better in the ring than Ambrose m8

Or at least has shown to be in his time in WWE before you >Outlaw wrestling faggots jump on me

>>770821

We should use Taima.tv

>>770828

Indie ability =/= WWE ability

Plus his mic work is waning.

>>770834
The thing is, you can't have another wrestling room on there.
Also, not exactly sure what the current relationship between 4chan and 420chan is since moot left.
I'm sure Kirk would say it's alright though.

>>770835

bait

>>770835
Can't really talk about mic work when Ambrose hasn't really done much noteworthy recently. It's about what they get given to work with.

And I said Owens has shown to be better in the WWE, not talking about Indies

>>770838

If they give the WWE title to Owens, people are going to jump down his throat for how he was given everything on a silver platter in LESS THAN A YEAR.

I fucking doubt that he has the balls to handle that much heat.

>>770840
>if they give the WWE title to Owens

Literally no chance of happening at the moment and if you think there is you're deluded

So when will the rest of the matches for Survivor Series get announced?

>>770841

Exactly, that's why Ambrose is winning it. They're saving Reigns's title win for the next mania.

>>770824
I never gave him praise, it was a good storyline from HIAC to last weeks Raw and now it's shit. That whole match is ruined because of shit booking. The only other booked match for SvS is Charlie vs Paige but >womens wrestling.

Unless there is a swerve that we are already expecting, Roman will win the title. There is no built matches for any of the other titles and there is no way they can make me care for them in a week.

This will be shit PPV because there is nothing to look foreward to basically.

>>770844
>Ambrose
Unlikely

>>770844

Or they're going to save it for Royal Rumble and have Cena win the belt of him at WM32. :^)

>>770811
I don't know how this is /wwe/'s fault if this all happened after we moved to /asp/. This board is trash simple and plain.

>>770849
Or they're gonna have Cena win the Rumble and lose to WWE champion Roman Reigns

>>770848

He has a much better chance than Owens that's for damn sure.

>>770852

Nah, they gotta break that Flair record first, even if it means burying their future top guy.

>>770851
thanks for proving my point

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who /wantsthisjokeaschampion/ here?

>>770858
not sure if you're new or just pretending to be retarded, that's not even 3 posts per person, well below the average for most boards other than /b/

>>770864
Anything to make Seth seem that much better

>>770858

Ratio of 3 posts per person. That's the standard 4chan thread for something that's not a gamethread. I was in the Rousey/Holm gamethread and the ratio was 1.7 at the lowest. Perhaps you can prove me wrong and show me a non-gamethread with a better ratio? It's okay, I can wait.

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In regards to reports that the Rollins injury likely changed majorWrestleMania 32plans, word is that there has not been a real shake-up in plans.

WWE officials have 3 or 4 main event matches set in stone and Rollins being out won't change those plans.

This indicates that they were not planning on having Rollins in a real main event position at WrestleMania 32.

SETHFAGS BTFO
SETHCÜCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
B T F O
T
F
O

>>770648
You forgot the Tag Belts
Ziggler vs Tyler
Owens vs somebody
Del Rio US Open Challenge

>>770840
>If they give the WWE title to Owens, people are going to jump down his throat for how he was given everything on a silver platter in LESS THAN A YEAR.
There's a vast difference between winning the IC title a year in the company, and Winning the Main fucking Belt at the Main Event of Wrestlemania.
It's like compairing getting a Legendary Rank 5 Weapon to a Legendary Rank 40 weapon.

>>770878
>no source

>Kevin Owens

What an overrated piece of shit. I don't give a flying shit if he "paid his dues" on the indie scene, he hasn't paid JACK SHIT while he's in WWE.

What's on RAW tonight?

>>770878
>dirtsheets

>>770885

Agreed

>>770885
He's paid a lot of grocery bills

>>770887
The second round and some filler pretty much

>>770890
lel

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> probably the biggest regret of my airsoft career
>>770823

> outlaw nerf

>>770885
He sucked Cena's dick in interviews after getting berried twice. That's paying his dues in the WWE.

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>>770888
>>770883
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1116/603858/backstage-news-on-roman-reigns-vs-seth-rollins/

Stay salty sethcųcks

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>>770899
>implying Vince wouldn't have let Roman win regardless of his opponent

If Roman was going to win, just glad to know he got the title without actually beating Seth. Seth retains his power level and will recieve a huge pop and boost upon return

>>770905
Seth will probably just job to roman when he returns or play his sidekick like dean.

>>770910
Nah Roman has Vince backing him and Seth has Haitch. Dean got nobody

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debut when

>>770917
I can only assume he hasn't debuted because Vince hasn't seen him yet

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ayy

>>770917

After you send this picture to Vince.

>>770922

Good thing it's not happening.

>Which diva do you like the most
>People vote AJ
>Bellas win diva of the year next night

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>Kalisto beating Del Rio
>Kalisto winning the championship

>>770922
Kalisto's going over bro

>>770917
Ken Shamrock is back? Nice.

>>770666
>in the cheap seats

So soft side?

>>770922

Cesaro is sitting in the production meeting right now reading a list of things he needs to do tonight to make Roman look strong and 10 times better than he actually is.

>>770934
Back to Reddit

Raw in an hour and a half.
Hype for the thread drama holy shit

>>770925
I know. Just funny that Tyson Kidd tweeted it

>>770666
10x better than last year aka 'these for ropes..' and 300x better than ramen rains

>>770935

My dad works for wwe

>>770913
Reminder that Roman had HHH backing him for WM 31 for the main event against Brock Lesnar while Vince wants Rock vs Brock

>>770936
>>770937

Fuck off back to /wooo/ you attention whoring tripfags

The last thing we need is this place turning into a fucking police state board run by tripfags and douchebag mods and admins

>>770940
Wow really?!!!!
Tell me some secrets bro!!!

The whole thing is booked to have Ambrose against Roman because they want a Brother against Brother storyline and they probably want Ambrose to turn heel soon.

I wish Owens would win it because he fucking deserves it, but I'm a big enough realist to know it's not going to happen as long as the whole Shield Arc is over

>>770945
>because he fucking deserves it

>>770944

Cesaro is jobbing tonight :)

>>770944

well, you know, the feeling is, like, very, you know weird right now ufcrondamcgregornjpwkonnan

>>770945
>I wish Owens would win it because he fucking deserves it

No he doesn't

>>770947
>>770950

Find a better guy both on mic and in the ring, who's been this stellar for at least 7 years.

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>>770945
>I wish Owens would win it because he fucking deserves it

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>yfw Ambrose wins

Owens has been great but its way too early to give him the title unless they want to give him Rollins spot and push him to the moon

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>>770945
We know senpai.
Realistically Dean vs Reigns at SS with someone turning
Might not be Dean turning honestly just for those Rock parallels

>kicked out of /sp/
literally why

It would make sense in the context of the story line for Ambrose to join the authority and turn heel.

Since HHH talked about how they considered Roman first but picked Rollins. Now they cant get Reigns there is only one possible option.

>>770917

Send the picture to Vince McMahon

>>770958
They couldn't handle the bantz

>>770958
cuz japan got keked by tsunami

>>770951

>good on the mic

I want this meme to end.

>>770955
>push him to the moon
I don't remember Rollins being pushed to the moon. He's been booked like a fucking coward for the better part of the year, only recently he was turning into a lion with a heart. Then he fucked his ACL up.

>>770958
Because Hiro is a tard. Wrestling is banned on /sp/ while /heem/ isn't. How hard is the bubble going to burst when they learn shit like UFC is booked like wrestling shows?

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>>770962
>tfw Clockwork was still strong the other night but not in /wwe/

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>>770951

BIG MATCH JOHN

>le pander to smarks man
>le wrestles in basketball shorts and shirt cause he's fat man

>>770964

Imagine being this delusional

>>770958
Because Hiro wants to be seen as "cool" so he catered to the vocal minority on /sp/ that didn't want wrestling anymore.
There are plenty of users that didn't have a problem with it being there. Moot himself even said it was fine and he enjoyed it being there during his final Q&A.
Very idiotic decision to make us move.

>>770966

who both /heem/ and /wwe/ here?

The events of this weekend make me feel less excited about mandrama now.

>Tfw Big Show is even boring in UFC.

Will we have a thread when CM Punk gets head kicked too?

>>770964
>I don't have an argument, so I'll say it's a meme.

Come on, dude. At least don't reply if you're going to sound like an idiot.

>>770967
I should've mentioned "someone that didn't win the title yet", but I guess I brought it up on myself.
Cena's on vacation for a while anyway, he'll probably just come back on RR.

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>>770968
>>770972

>I don't have an argument.

I do, and that is Kevin Owens isn't good on the mic. He may not stutter and stammer like most idiots on the roster today but his promos are one dimensional 101 type tier pandering to smarks for cheap heat promos. Things like webm related aren't "cool" or "funny", nor does it draw heat, he does it so that the sub-set of internet fans can say, "Wow that's so cool and funny man"

tl;dr He's a try-hard and hasn't cut a single good promo to date. Samoa Joe explaining why he beat up Balor is the only good promo I've heard this year.

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nice kayfabe

Day 5
The board is finally letting up to us. At first they were upset because Hiroyuki basically threw them under the bus but the old tenant generals have grown accustomed tlpqhaha /sp/ found a way sweatyplayactingfags!!!11 BTFO

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>>770922

>Neville
>The Man 99% Forgot

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>>770977

>>770972

>Wyatt
>Memebrose
>Zayn

Kevin Fatass isn't even that good in both ring and mic. He just does flips and le bucks spots with no psychology, and his promos are just smark pandering shits. If other people get his mic time and freedom he'd get BTFO.

People better than Owens on Mic:

>Miz
>Gaytch
>Cena
>Wyatt
>Memebrose
>Zayn
>Heyman
>Regal
>ADR
>New Day

In-Ring:

>BMJ
>Rollins
>Gaytch
>Neville
>Cesaro
>ADR
>Blandy
>Ziggles
>Gable
>APPOLLOOOO

>>770982
Their tripfags have the lamest names.
Probably because they're lame as fuck too.

>>770984
>Kevin Fatass isn't even that good in both ring and mic.


Insecure /fit/izen detected
Opinion discarded

>>770985
>tommy wet dreamer

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>>770971
Ronda losing the way she did made the entire show worth watching

>>770988
Taz claims the finish was fixed so she could go film her movie.

>>770987
Okay, that made me giggle. I actually dig that name.

>>770985
wwe and wrestling has always been discussed on /asp/, we're not going to change because you and your /wwe/ circlejerk crew have literal asperger's and are unable to coexist with anyone else

>>770984
>Kevin Fatass
>no psychology
>promos are just smark pandering shits
how can one man be so utterly false

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>>770990
>taz

>>770991
What are some of the lamer names here?
2 Cold Steve-o is kind of dorky

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>>770986
>>770995

>>770993
Okay, fuck off back to your thread faggot.

>>770990
>taz
Nigga is dumb.

>>770995
>>promos are just smark pandering shits
thats true actually
>hey cole talk about me and not cena!
>hey supercena!
hes literally the IWC right down to the neckbeard and physique

>>770993
>wwe and wrestling has always been discussed on /asp
This. This board was great before because we co-existed with the other alt. sport threads and kept the discussion solid. We didn't have "HUR /RYBAK/ GENERAL!"

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>>771003
>not having a thread for the based guy
plebs.

>>770998
> Not being a fan of Too Cold Scorpio
You better get to steppin'.

>BREAKING: According to Wrestling Observer Newsletter's Dave Meltzer, Kurt Angle has been spotted backstage at the Bon Secours Wellness Arena for tonight's Monday Night Raw event in Greenville, South Carolina.

HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS, GET HYPE

>>770993
Back to leddit

>>771009
He's still under contract at TNA Anon.

>WWE has always been discussed on /asp/
>moot said it himself that's what /asp/ was made for
>some faggot circlejerk /sp/ crew gets booted here
>DURR THIS IS OUR BOARD NOW

and you wonder why nobody likes you

someone post the Fat Jobber one

>>771009

No fucking way, LINK

>>771013
keep crying faggot

>>771009
Good one.
He posted a picture of himself in the UK a few hours ago.

>>771013
but it is our board now
we were kicked out of /sp/
hence this is our new board

>>770990

Taz is demented

>>771020
>we were kicked out of /sp/
/wwe/ was kicked out of /sp/
WWE and wrestling have always had discussion on /asp/

>>771012
>>771015
>>771018

It's going to be awhile till you /asp/ lads get accustomed to our memes

>>771025
We don't want to be accustomed to your memes. You cunts are like a load of filthy Muslim migrants. You come here with your own memes and refuse to integrate with us.

>>771024
>wanting to merge /wwe/ and /woo/
then how would we call people /woo/tists

Brennen Williams in WWE when? He will save it by having actual Waifu War Feuds.

>>771029

This tbqhwy

>>771029

Well have fun getting trolled then

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>>771012
>>771015
>>771018
Wow, I thought this was a ghost board where 10 people argued about which martial art is the best. I didn't realize there were so many newfriends.

>>771039
>we're new for not buying into fake dirtsheets

Really man?

>>771043

>Couldn't take even 5 seconds to confirm

>>771029

Somebody didn't fuck last night

>>771034
2 years give or take, then NXT might pick him up 2 more years, he tags with the HYPE MAN to form a great tag team..

>>771045
Did you read my reply?

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ryback wwe champion
ryback ic champion
ryback us champion
ryback tag team champion
kevin obese owens diva champion

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>>771029
>he didn't fuck last night

>>771029
>moot literally changes the board for us
>b-b-but this is our board
not anymore man, adapt, perish or stick to your general. Pretty easy.

>>771043
You're new for taking that at any sort of face value.

>>771057

>Moot

RIP. I'll never forget him turning /b/ buzzwords into The Rock's catch-phrases when he came back.

Who shoot excited for RAW here?

>>771057
>moot literally changes the board for us
Literally nothing has changed on this board, you came here on your banana boats from Cuba.

>>771061
He really was one of us... Now look what we got...

>>771061
Way better than gook filters 2bh

>>771062
Excited to see it turn into Ambrose vs Reigns only for Reigns to turn heel and have a proper mouthpiece from Haitch.

>>771058
Stop. Just stop.

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/asprowrestling/ faggots stick to your shitty general please.
>mfw they've moved a total of 2 generals since we've been here.

>>771062
Meh.
Only match I care about is Owens vs Neville. Everything else is 100% predictable.
Only thing worth guess is how many times Cesaro gets a near pin on Roman before
>SUBAH MANG PAWNC
>"WOLOLOLOLOLOLO!"
>SPER

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>I watch wrestling for the matches

>>771070
Fine, stop making a thread about every thought that pops into your head.

Mario: Its a me Mario
Cesaro: its a meme Cesaro

>>771074
wow
that joke was horrendous

Who's doing the 20 minute promo open the show tonight? I'm feeling Wyatt

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>>771062
>shoot excited

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>>771072
>I watch wrestling

>>771073
We've already stopped doing that.
Divas fags can stay on their own thread.
>>771077
Just ignore the loser /asp/ies

>>771078
Undertaker
>10 of those minutes is walking to the ring

>>771079
>not being up to date on the latest memes
Please have sex.

Memesaro will carry Reigns to a 6 star match then lose to one spear.

>>771069
>get trolled by a joke
>get mad when informed it was just a joke
wew lad

>>770934

I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm not really complaining. Reigns NEEDS to look more intimidating, if he's going to be shitty on the mic, at least compensate by whupping the shit out of Cesaro in the ring (but don't go fucking "overcome the odds" shit on him).

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoksjArZ7eI

>has the looks
>has the mic skills
>amazing in the ring
>best theme song
>awesome jackets

You have 5 seconds to explain why based brian isn't your fav wrestler of all time go

Why can't undertaker come back

>>771084
Cesaro has no psychology.
Hes just like guys like ziggler who just perform a bunch of moves with no story to them.
They get body parts worked on that they no sell.
Reigns is the one whos going to carry that bald headed faggot.

>>771093
>has the looks

He looks like a faggot.

>>771087
S T O P

>>771084
You're not even wrong.
What's worse is that Del Rio is going to job super hard to Roman so Vince can go 'LOOK! HE BEAT DEL RIO, WHO BEAT JOHN CENA! THAT MEANS REIGNS IS AS POWERFUL IF NOT MORE THAN JOHN CENA! NOW THE TWO NEVER HAVE TO WRESTLE EVER! NOW WHERE'S MY ROIDS!?'

>>771062
I actually think I'm done

Don't have much desire to watch and when I think about things that will probably happen it doesn't really get me hype. KO/Neville could be decent but other than that I might just tune in to the PPV's now

Don't even bother keeping up with NXT anymore

>>771093
Manlet tbqh

>>771100
see you in 35 minutes

>>771097
name 1 wrestler that doesn't look like a faggot. that's the whole point faggot

>>771100
You could always try having sex. LU in January too.

>>771084
>lose to one spear

That shit better not happen, I want to see Reigns and Cesaro trading superman punches and uppercuts. If that shit doesn't happen it'll be an automatic shit match.

>>771062

I'll watch tonight, then survivor series, and unless something magical happens on sunday (something not obvious like Ambrose heel turn, Sheamus cash in, Reigns winning) I'm done till the rumble.

I'll stick to being hyped about UFC and all the great things going on there.

>>771101
so was rey mysterio though. kendrick was fucking great I can't believe he didn't get a decent storyline or a title shot (besides when he was tagging with paul london which was pretty awesome desu)

>>771104
>You could always try having sex.
>LU in January

Surely the two are mutually exclusive

>>771103
Kurt Angle doesn't look like a faggot

>>771103

If you're going to look like a faggot, at least try hard on it by building up muscle mass and be over 6 ft tall. But no, it just looks like a straight up pussy faggot, the worst kind of faggots.

>>771105
>That shit better not happen
It's going to happen. Nobody is allowed to kick out of Roman's spear. Even Super Cena would get fined if he did it.

>>771112
he looks like a bald faggot desu senpai

>>771103
Tell brock he looks like a faggot to his face.

>>771117
Undertaker kicked out of it, and Im pretty sure Brock kicked out of it too

>>771112
yeah he looks more like someone who was kucked by a man who was never a draw

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>>771116
I bet you like triple h

>>771117

I don't care if he spears for the win, since he doesn't have a submission. I just don't want him to get beaten up most of the match then overcome the odds at the end.

>>771121
Brock kicked out of a three-Superman Punch, two-Spear combo

Based Brock, highest powerlevel of all time

Why is it okay for Kevin Owens to be protected but not Roman Reigns?

Hard mode: no 15 years in the indies crap

>>771122
bitches aint nothin but tricks n hoes tbqh

>>771120
he looks more like he has a little dick idk why I think it's his ridiculous voice

>>771125
Yeah im hoping he completely squashs cesaro tbqh, the butthurt would be unbelievable.

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>>771123
>not liking Triple H

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>>771127
>not knowing that the /RomanEmpire/ is about to rise

>contract signing for Divas title

Dear god I hope they dont make that the main event

>WWE is so desperate they're taking League Music

>>771131
He should quickly beat him with a kick to the head

Haven't watched Raw in a while. Is Reigns starting to win everyone over?

>>771125

thats not how babyface vs babyface matches go. there's going to be a handshake at the end after Roman wins and Cesaro will hold his hand up and point to him.

Are you guys new to wrestling? What the fuck?

>>771123
>Doesn't like the Cerebral Assassin
>Doesn't like the King of Kings
>Doesn't like the innovator of the Attitude Era
>Doesn't like the man who won the Monday night wars

>>771127

Neckbeards can relate to Kevin Owens' body type.

>>771127
It isn't

Will we really have to share a game thread with these niggas?
>>771021

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God, I'm gone for a week and I come back to /sp/ banishing us to /asp/ergers.
Now we're surrounded by filthy casuals and John Cena marks.
Done with this shit. I'm never watching Raw again. 0/10 worst Raw ever.

>>771123
18+
>>771129
You're gay af ťbh

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>265 posts
>62 unique IPs

>>771133

>New merch

Confirmed champ this sunday.

>>771143

Did you enjoy sharing threads with the anime shitters on /sp/?

>>771143
No, we'll have our own

>>771137
Reigns is still shit tier but most people gave up on the #CancelWWENetwork level hatred of him.

>>771149
And you're one of them, moron.

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>>771145
Your post reeks of Cheeto crumbs and unwashed fedoras

>>771149
>being this obsessed

>>771149
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>771143
you can stay in this thread, it's literally not getting bumped off the board for the next 2+ days

>>771149
>4 posts per person
on par with /nfl/ and /hoc/ if i'm not mistaken

>>771137
Yes except for kuckolded smarks who want Cesaro or Kevin Owens to win

>>771132
>liking thor the wrestler

baka tbqh senpai

>>771153
>#CancelWWENetwork

That was more because they were mad that Goatboy didn't win the rumble (again technically).

>>771152
don't see why

>>771134
>contract signing for Divas title
Hahahahahahaahaa

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>>771155
>John Cena marks
>Bbygurl is a wank pheasant
>Raw is /sp/

>yfw Cesaro becomes the new D-Bry and WWE is forced to change the Wrestlemania main event to have him in it

>mfw I find out WWE is off /sp/

we lost bros

sup /asp/

>>771146
someone is mad

>>771168
18+

>>771169
Not likely.
>>771163
Because we can, fuck off to le 2cold brehs thread.

>>771169

Cesaro doesn't have a "chant" so he will lose steam MUCH more quickly than D-Bry.

Are we having our own RAW thread or using the aspie one?

>>771176
>Because we can
citation needed

>>771178
We should just use the one that's already up. No need to act like we're all not watching the same thing.

>>771021

>>771149

>Just call me IPCUK

Poll time:

http://strawpoll.me/6026335

>>771185
Lace me up homeslice

>>771169
>not a manlet
>doesnt have a gimmick
>has not chant to get over with
>is technically a mastodon
nope

>>771169
yes there was the memechant but there was a long history of wwe just plain shitting on d-bry that got the people up in arms about him

cesaro doesn't have that, at worst they've just stalled on pushing him a bunch, which is only annoying

>>771134

>contract signing for divas

I guess this really is the last RAW I'm watching this year.

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>>771182
>State of that 'gamethread' already

>>771191

Yeah, if they pushed him, everyone who bitched about Reigns would bitch about Cesaro next, because the current WWE fans don't know what the fuck they want.

Corey Please, don't get our hopes up.

>>770642
>forgetting about Dean's suicide arm push

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who /lucha/ here?

>>771189
>http://strawpoll.me/6026335
how long before a result is decided?

>>771204
5 minutes before show starts

>>771203
Not until January. Are they doing a taping tonight?

>>771143
There are like 10 /asp/ fags in that thread. May as well. Once Raw actually starts it will get filled with /a/ and /v/ faggots like usual anyway.

>>771204
> Only posts poll in /wwe/ general
Gee, I wonder who will win. Just come join us in the /asp/ one, the door is open.

We should meme it up in the /asp/ thread

>>771215
looks like /wwe/ is merging over already. let's go make friends, fellas.

>>771220
Way ahead of you, family.

That /asp/ thread makes you appreciate our tripfags

except devitt

>>771215
No shit dumbass, the question is for our users not theirs.
Fuck off to your containment thread.

>state of cesaros mic skills in that pre show interview

hes so awkward when he talks

I wish /wwe/ would stop doing the cesaro section and acting like reddit

Can someone explain to me why they're doing a standard 2 vs 2 tag team match

It doesn't seem to make sense

>>771545

to get Braun Strowman over

>>771623

Make Strowman the leader of the Wyatts, fuck Bray Wyatt, I'm fucking sick of him.

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I'm a grown man watching two undead wizards chokeslam children wearing masks, where did it all go so wrong?

>>771658
As long as you're having fun it's OK

>>771658
Bray Wyatt related things are always cringey

I don't know, when Undertaker did it it wasn't really bad. Maybe I'm saying that because I'm a nostalgiafag. All I know is, Wyatt doesn't have the aesthetic appeal to be the next Taker. Could have been Braun but he is a shit performer.

>>771658
>>771658
funny thing is honda is probably watching it too.

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>>771658
>>771676

>Cesaro chants overpowering Roman's

This is amazing, can't wait to hear the boos when Roman wins

Thoughts on RAW?

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>>773892
Opening Meh segment but Bray is good at promos.
Three great matches(CesaroVSReigns,ZigvsDean and Neville vs Owens), One okay match. Everything else sucked or was mediocre.
Enjoyed it but Cesaro losing put a bad taste in my mouth that made the mediocre third hour seem like hell

>>773919
Same but we all saw it coming.

That ending segment was also shit.

make a new thread

>>773947
That ending is even worse than the Brie vs Nikki feud promos.
Charlotte is fucking horrible on the mic

>>773974

>>773980
>>773980
>>773980
>>773980
>>773980
K new thread

>the entire board is literally wrestling threads
>this dumbass retarded fucking mod

>modtism

If I made a thread on /tv/ would you join?

>>774038
No

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Reminder that is the GOAT reaction

>>774040


>>>/tv/62791770

Shiiiiieeeeettt

welp

and stay the fuck out you fucking utter faggots

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Its over guys. /wwe/ is ruined and this is our fate. There is nothing we can do to solve this.

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>>774086

>>774090
Just wait till 500 posts like with game threads

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>>774086

>>770826
>>770984
try harder senpai.

where's the best places to get a hold up mods and admins?

>>774105
Send 3 emails a month for 2 years.

>>774105
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>>770826
>Owens
>Green

Yes.. thags why the dudes been put over by Austin, Rocky and Recently, Hulks been boasting about how he was the guy who saw the potential in him(which is most likely bs because hogan). He's fucking great in the ring and has great psychology .Literally everyone in the business who's relevant has acknowledged the guys potential, Besides salty old faggots like Cornette, Discwho Inferno and Vince Russo

I still like to listen to Cornette bash WWE though desu

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>This is literally your entire SvS card