As everyone already knows, Flair is and always will be the GOAT. Let's use this thread to praise my nigga Slick Ric.
Also, if you like any NJPW, TNA, ROH, NXT, or any of that other gay shit, that you can start your own generals and fuck right off.
>his favorite part of wrestling is the matches
Have fun with that nerd shit.
funny how they use foley to promote every cell-based matchup for the last 20 years, while ric flair's stumbly meme suplex has been used to hype up a grand total of nothing
I'd ask him to tag team with me against bray and owens at mania.
in4bliss - the gimmick lives on edition
in4 Kurt, the most complete wrestler of every generation.
>I-I don't follow w-wwe
>Knows what was posted on our threads
>Posting on our threads right now
Thanks for being a loyal fan
>gave us an entire board
>literally nothing changed
>flairfag and bretfag still beefing
>memes still in full force
>we all fucked last night
>you guys still following us to monitor us
Who are the real fags in this situation?
Official "I should get the fuck out of /wwe/" favorite wrestler list.
1. Bret Hart
2. Owen Hart
3. Eddie Guerrero
8. Chris Jericho(current, it's acceptable to be a fan of his WCW work)
9. Nigger Day
10. Sami Zayn
11. Any slope with their ching chang chong talk
12. Finn Gaylor
13. Apollo "Nigger" Crews
14. Pretending to be a fan of ADR after he was complete dogshit boring in his last WWE run
15. Women's wrestling(wanting to fuck them and posting their tits and asses is cool. pretending that they are good in any way shape or form means you need to get out.)
>John Cena is a shitty wrestler! You can't Wrestle!1!
>/sp/ didn't accept us, why should we accept them?
This is some really immature stuff man. They were here before us, they're like /sp/ in your comparison. And they're barely noticeable, I see no reason to fuck with them.
>tfw my promo gets no reaction
T-this isn't boring this is real life.
Full package wrestlers (GOATs):
Good wrestlers, shitty talkers:
>Brock Lesnar (doesn't matter cause heyman)
>Almost all indie wrestlers
Shitty wrestlers, great talkers:
Shit in every aspect:
Find a flaw, senpai
>mfw his head misses the concrete and slams on the metal strip
>Adam "literally who" Cole
>Steiner a shit wrestler
>Reigns is bad
If you're including new guys then Owens and Rusev are full package
Kyle O'Reilly is a very good wrestler and a shitty talker
>So autistic he edits a screenshot on mspaint
What a fucking nerd, is that your pick up line with the chicks?
>This lad did not fuck last night
Now thats embarrassing m8 lmao
I think it's when Sara Lee said she would be wrestling in the WWE in a year. And then Miz asked her to say it again so they could all laugh at her.
>Trying to play off like he meant to spell it wrong.
You're one of those retarded land surfers, aren't you?
>I was pretending to be retarded! fooled you!
>11/12/15 Name changed. WWE topics on /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
>11/09/15 New trial board added: /trash/ - Off-Topic
Why does WWE get two boards?
>not only gotta share /asp/ with other people, but gotta share /trash/ with horses & steven universe
RIP Brad "Gobbledy Gooker II" Maddox
>He's still here
More obvious samefag than me tbqh
>I'm starting to see why they were
Oh man, if only we shitposted on /sp/ like this, shoehorning wrestling lingo into every thread things would have been so much fun, but we were good little boys who stayed in the general.
>Worst terrorist attack in Europe this century
>Takes place on the 10th anniversary of Eddie's death
>With the injury to Seth Rollins, and both The Rock and Ronda Rousey unlikely to wrestle and only possibly able to appear on the show, apparently there's been a renewed emphasis on Stone Cold Steve Austin's role at WrestleMania 32, though it's not clear what that will be.
Vince is desperate as fuck right now. Perhaps he should focus on the talent he actually has instead of trying to get people on WM WHO WON'T EVEN FUCKING WRESTLE. It's called WRESTLEmania for a fucking reason. Holy hell