The generals will continue just like the big gold belt wasn't dissolved when wcw merged with wwf sub-edition
Why y'all late though?
so is /wwe/'s new plan to have 30 random shitty threads on /asp/ with no one in any of them?
Bump limit is like 310 here, we're going to bump a lot more than 4 or 5 threads
You are given a gun with 1 bullet
Kevin Dunn, Vince Russo, Vince McMahon, Haitch and Roman Reigns are in separate rooms.
You can shoot one in your attempt to save Wrestling as it is. Who do you shoot
It's autistic outlels that somehow thought that us leaving would bring back power rankings and eventbowls. /a/ and /r9k/ were actually smart and used their hiro q&a to get something meaningful done. /sp/ just wasted it on us. It's like winning MITB and then cashing it in on the Ic title
because the type of people who vote in strawpolls are teenagers, and adults don't give a shit about threads that they aren't interested in, so a vocal minority voted us out. he doesn't care about the rules of what goes on at /sp/ or /asp/ he just saw the results of a vote and thought it was the majority so here we are.
>/a/ and /r9k/ were actually smart and used their hiro q&a to get something meaningful done.
What did they get?
>It's like winning MITB and then cashing it in on the Ic title
I didn't even know you could do that.
Has someone done that before?
>drill holes in walls lining up with rooms
>force Reigns to strip naked at gunpoint
>watch as Vince can't contain himself looking through the peephole, drops his pants and starts wanking it
>everyone else follows
>line up shot perfectly so I get collateral damage
doubt he gives a fuck about what constitutes as a sport and just went with a vote and moved on to do something else. you guys are retards. whatever though. our meme's will live on over here now. i'm not gonna cry about what board i have to go to to discuss wrestling because i fucked last night.
/a/ got rid of a stupid mod that tried to ban anything remotely sexual and /r9k/ turned their originality filter back on. Back when MITB was at wrestlmaina, you could use it on any title, but no one ever did
Don't listen to this pathetic imposter.
While I'm disappointed that we have been BTFOed from spee and I considered killing myself because /wwe/ is all I have, I decided to stay so that my fellow /wwe/ posters can continually use me for BTFO practice on a regular basis.
Pretty sure /tv/ isn't television/film & wrestling bro
Nah bruh, filtering is for faggots.
We dont have flags so its the next best thing.
>Who /HarpGOAT here
Everyone with taste t b h
I'm an empathetic person. I know a lot of people hold these boards quite dearly, and I'd hate it if a group of cunts turned up and just started shitting everywhere like fucking Algerians in central Europe.
>I'd hate it if a group of cunts turned up and just started shitting everywhere
It's the bloody internet. We kept our stuff in one thread and the idiots on /sp/ shat up most of the board just to get us out. Being "nice" on the internet won't get you anywhere faggot.
>h-h-hey guys please behave yourselves we're guests here
Daily reminder that if you watch japanese wrestling, NXT, TNA, or any other form of indie faggotry that you're a bitch ass nigga and you should go back to /woo/
Also, try having vaginal intercourse.
Let me guess. You watch wrestling for the matches?
Pic related: It's you.
Turns out all the shitposts were just /sp/ retards trying to shit the place up. Maybe if they didn't post so much in /wwe/ it wouldn't have been eternal page 1 and they wouldn't get so butthurt about it.
>he thinks i watch any wrestling am not just here for the banter and the memes and to discuss old wrestling and shoot interviews
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Flairbro. The greatest and most knowledgeable poster on the internet.
>he thinks i didn't fuck last night
>make up numbers
They're on the upper right corner for everyone to see. Why would I need to make anything up you retard?
Done feeding your fat ass. Back to /sp/astics to discuss how you want to have sex with Aaron Rogers.
>butt-flustered /wwe/ spergs tearing each other apart in autistic rage
Literally, unequivocally and irreversibly
B T F O
>What? Y'all can't hear me in this comfy sweater? Baleeb Dat!!
It has been that way for several years now. They just don't give a fuck for Autumn in WWE.
How can you not be hyped for the crowning of your new champ!?!? XD
Na dis ain't boring bbygurl dis real lyfe
>Night of Champions
Since when? If you're going to do that, throw Money in the Bank in there too.
Anyways, I feel like it's just Wrestlemania and Summerslam that gets all of the attention anymore. Royal Rumble still has its "big" PPV status only because of keeping that Wrestlemania prize relevant.
Speaking of, Royal Rumble is going to be some shit. There's no clear cut choice for who the favourite is to win it in a couple of months.
nope, but Finn is in red.
Money in the bank is like the new KotR, and we never called KotR a big 4
NoC is a big fucking deal, its reported that it was going to be 4 hours this year but they cut it because it was too close to SS.
They'll probably take out SvS and have NoC in november to give it more space between big 4s
>NoC is a big fucking deal
Again, since when was it considered to be a big deal? Is it big to you because they push the gimmick of all the titles being defended?
>its reported that it was going to be 4 hours this year
July & August were really dense with wrestling events (for WWE) this year, so thank fuck for that. Still can't find a dirtsheet story on what you're about the time limit though.
Bruh, there was way more hype leading into Noc than SvS
FFS SvS has main events like Randy vs Big Show.
NoC has Brock vs Cena
Which one is the bigger event to you?
oh wow a brock lesnar match was hyped up fuckin wonderful
I think Team WWE vs Team Authority was more hyped up than that and I'm pretty sure the WWE title tournament is being more hyped than Sting vs Rollins was
>the WWE title tournament is being more hyped than Sting vs Rollins was
>A feud well over a year in the making less hyped than a thrown together at the last minute tournament
7/10 b8, got me to reply
TNA truly the GOAT for wrestling shirts
Official "I should get the fuck out of /wwe/" favorite wrestler list.
1. Bret Hart
2. Owen Hart
3. Eddie Guerrero
8. Chris Jericho(current, it's acceptable to be a fan of his WCW work)
9. Nigger Day
10. Sami Zayn
11. Any slope with their ching chang chong talk
12. Finn Gaylor
13. Apollo "Nigger" Crews
14. Pretending to be a fan of ADR after he was complete dogshit boring in his last WWE run
15. Women's wrestling(wanting to fuck them and posting their tits and asses is cool. pretending that they are good in any way shape or form means you need to get out.)
who am i leaving out guys?
>liking Apollo Crews, at all
Has no clue how to put together a match.
Literally no gimmick.
Literally no charisma.
Seriously, what about Crews would be interesting to any fan, casual or not?
I always enjoy Cesaro matches. He's a fun midcard guy and he's exactly where he belongs. It's more so the fans that think he should be the World Champ for the next 30 years that i want to go away.
He's big and black, what more do you need?
What the fuck did anyone on /asp/ talk about before today
They should completely change the DIVAs.
1). Have more girls (Seeing the same 6 fucking girls over and over, with the same shit story is dull as fuck)
2). Change the fucking name to Ladies/Women division
2.5). Change the belt, jesus Christ, no one will ever take them even a bit serious with that badzalled belt.
3) Get rid of Charlotte
I like Bray Wyatt because he's actually talented, has a gimmick, is involved in all the best storylines, and is generally just fun to watch.
Kevin Owens is just background noise to me whenever on TV.
I did enjoy Daniel Bryans run for the title, but i don't care that he's gone, and i don't care if he never comes back.
>I like Bray Wyatt because he's actually talented, has a gimmick, is involved in all the best storylines, and is generally just fun to watch.
So basically there's a list of about 5 wrestlers, who happen to be your favorites, that we can choose from. OK got it, thanks for clearing that whole personal taste problem up for us.
>I like Bray Wyatt and Daniel Bryan.
Ahh so you are a neckbeard. Glad we got that out of the way.
The ones you like
The ones I like
So you're saying that because someone has a different opinion or yours, they're automatically a troll?
Do you even know what the definition of a troll is, or was rather before normies got ahold of it?
>he puts that shitty samoan with the personality of a cardboard box in that list of all time greats
>New board desu
>Still the same old stale af Bretmark v Flairfag feud desu
This is why we got kicked off /sp/ desu
Not sure you'll last that long here either, unless you stop sperging out all over the place.
>This aspie actually screenshotted a 2 post thread
Looks like we're feuding with woodflips lads.
You know how it is, new promotion so they feed us a jobber for our first feud to make us look stronk.
>Dean "Balding fridge" Ambrose
>Le tshirt and jeans man
We post twitter screenshots on /wwe/ senpai. At least try to fit in.
what a fucking fat twat
sure it's easy to say we should all open our borders to muslims and chinks if you grew up in a quiet white french canadian town
screw that cunt