Official Bayley thread, non BayleyBots need not apply
>shes good in the ring
>I care about women's wrestling
daily reminder that if wwe has to photoshop the crators from her cheeks in every pic, you're not actually over
they also shop her saggy lines too
its quite sad desu
and the gimmick itself will never get over on a non fullfail hipster crowd
>good in the ring
>i didnt see literally every botchmania over the last 2 months in which she was in all of them for almost breaking sasha's neck in BOTH of their matches cause she couldnt do a proper move to give sasha momentum on flips
>THIS IS WRESTLING
>CLAP CLAP CALPCLAPCALP
if you cant keep it together when 100 plebs are shit chanting cause ur crying, she'll never do a real promo in chicago
>30 minutes is now a ironman match
>thats not-even-main-event match length for most PPV's of male matches
>shes good in the ring
Bayley fucking sucks, man. She literally did not have one good match before the ones that she had with Sasha. Every other match she has ever had has been fucking terrible.
I wish I was a normie living in Florida so I had a chance to meet Bayley and take her out on a date and when I ask her what she does for a living and she says she's a pro wrestler I can be like what? no way! and she would say yes way and I'd offend her a bit by asking if it's not a real sport or not but she's heard that so much it just doesn't even register and I don't blow the date entirely and she makes our second date an NXT taping, slowly but surely I start to fall in love with pro wrestling and I'm there every single time Bayley wrestles and when she gets called up to the main roster I can be the person she gripes to about how shit the wwe creative team is even though as a new wrestling fan I don't really understand it completely and she will invite her friends around and talk shit about how shit their booking is and when I ask them to clarify they will just have a giggle amongst themselves. Eventually she will retire and we will make a new wrestling dynasty together, now that I understand the ins and outs and I can actually help my sons and daughters make it in the business with Bayley's help. In 20 years I will watch our sons and daughters, successful wrestlers now, make the introduction speech for Bayley's entry into the hall of fame and I will be in the crowd clapping my heart out and wiping a tear away. After that our lives quiet down apart from the occasional PPV where our kin have a huge win and we get on the videophone and congratulate them and tell them how proud we are, but then Bayley takes a turn for the worst, all the years have finally caught up to her and I'm there next to her when she finally leaves this world, the last time I'm seen in public is centre stage during the ten bells for Bayley. I commit suicide shortly after.
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>you will never move your tongue up and down her ass crack
Why even live?
To not get banned again, might as well post some Bayley that was actually aired on TV and not ripped from an instagram
As someone who thinks Bayley is cute, she got a butterface dude.
>bullied her whole life
>forced to wear a mask in FCW because she was too ugly
>dating a guy who has a kid from a previous relationship
>her biggest fan is a kid paid to cheer for her
>she will probably end up jobbing to Charlie "Nepo" Flair her entire career.
Her biggest asset is her ass, and she doesn't even show it.
But I still admire that she keeps on keeping on. Inspirational for all of us, man.
If you don't think Nikki Bella has a prettier face than Bayley then I really can't help you. Tamina even has better facial features but she just has a manly tank frame.
Bayley and Sasha (and to a lesser extent, Paige) are both bonafied butterfaces.
>Nikki Bella has a prettier face
I don't think she is pretty, no.
>finds least flattering pic possible of nikki
>still better looking than bayley
S M H
T B H
F A M
>it's her all glammed up, supposed to be at her best
Her face is not pretty, dude, get over it. No one claims Bayley is pretty, but those that think Nikki isn't plain as hell are delusional.
On one note, I find it hilarious that Bayley, the ugly duckling, naturally has the body Nikki Bella is trying desperately to have with surgery and training (and still not coming anywhere close).
I love Bayley more than most, but she's kind of a butterface. The Leno jaw really does her no favors.
High marks on everything else, tho. Great body, great personality, and a good ass wrestler.
She's literally standing in front of a plant, bro.
But I'm not implying she isn't a hype as fuck wrestling fan, I'm supporting what >>766261
She can be a genuine Bayfag and the WWE can still be taking advantage of her fandom and "encouraging" her parents to be supportive.
Why even act like that's not something WWE does? This is marginally better than Cena pointing cameras at cancer patients in order to get easy face points.
You would have to have autism and not be able to read people's facial expressions in order to believe that actually happened.
I'd say if WWE are incentivizing them to show up to more events than they otherwise would have, and then begin writing into the storyline, then she could be called a plant.
Obviously it's not a 100% dictionary definition match, but the argument could be made.
Izzy has been seen at all the NXT events for a long ass time. All the house shows, TV, etc. WWE only started to notice her in about August.
A plant is a paid fan for a specific spot. She is just a fan the audience took notice of, and WWE did too. It helps Bayley to have a recognizable fan who represents her fanbase, so why not focus on her a little?
Again, as was said, if they were actually paying her, they would have flown her to Brooklyn for Bayley's big win.
If they flew her out to Brooklyn then they would have had to have written a promo for Bayley on NXT. Instead, she paraded her #1 fan around the ring for five minutes and got a huge pop because of it.
She might be a fan, but she or her parents have definitely received money from WWE at some point.
Izzy is awesome, she makes the act that much better.
All I want is a Bex and Bayley tag team
At a NXT Live event in Winter Haven, I was just walking to the front door when Izzy's mom was talking to her because Izzy was having an attitude or something. The first thing I heard come out of Izzy's mom's mouth was "We work for WWE, and you need to have a better attitude... etc.". She's a plant. NXT has been recording for a "NXT Kids" show, where kids interview the NXT wrestlers and Izzy is ALL over it. She's at every show, every live event, her dad is that Finn Balor mark who probably is also a plant, and I don't understand it.