Give me all of your funny/amusing /asp/ related pictures, gifs

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This one is true though

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don't mind the filenames, they're just so I can find the pictures when I need them

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maybe I should become a namefag just to piss off people who hate namefags

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It's funny because I don't actually have a colorbelt in anything but wtf taekwondo.

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I trained it for a year and reached green belt, or 6th kup/kyu. I quit because I moved, but I don't really regret quitting it.

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During that one year I also got to try taekkyeon, sunmudo, kuksoolwon, ssireum (korean folk wrestling) and kouksundo. Ssireum by far the most amusing, with taekkyeon on a strong second. The others were "meh" at best.

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Oh, and since an aikido club shared the building with my taekwondo club, I joined their "trainings" a couple of times. Insufferable cunts the lot of them.

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After moving I tried to begin training judo and attended classes twice a week for about a month, but after I got a job, I didn't really have the time or energy.

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You've already probably guessed it from the martial arts I've tried, but I got a boner for Korea, so after working for about a year, I went there and now I live in Seoul. After failing to find a judo gym with an appropriate amount of online information in English for the last two months, two days ago I eventually decided to go for BJJ instead.

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I know y'all don't give a shit about my life, I'm just writing stuff to make the timer for posting pictures go out.

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>>758955
I'll admit I've done shit like that, and probably still do, but at least I don't film it (hence I don't really know how my form is) and upload it to impress people.

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What stupid things do I have to say or do to get as much attention as fuckboy wu, or does it eventually come naturally from being a namefag?

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don't mind the filename again, I misclicked and haven't been bothered to fix it yet because I can still find it by typing "mc"

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*tips katana*

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Did anyone on /asp/ ever try sumo before?

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I think I'm almost out but I'll check my other hard drive as well

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here, have a normie meme

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is this considered no gi or not, considering he's grabbing her by her pants?

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Before I started martial arts I couldn't in my wildest imagination believe that I would not get a boner from having a girl sitting on my face.

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>>758971
looks like glima

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And with this I'm out of pictures for now.

>>758944
Does anybody stab that way besides vidya sneak attacks maybe?

>>758948
source?

>>759042
Dead Tube by Yamaguchi Mikoto (author) and Kitakawa Touta (artist).

>>758961
sauce? looks funny.

http://www.evike.com/products/27473/

Is this a good buy? I want an AK style rifle without paying out the ass for it, and I like this one. If it's not a good idea any suggestions?

>>758968
did he knock himself out, or did he stay down to forfeit?

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a few years back a canadian liberal deputy went against a conservative senator. it was pretty hyped, and they actually went full contact.

Justin Trudeau versus Patrick Brazeau

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuSpZ3_5pTc

>>759047
Eagleheart

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>>758943

>>758957
>but at least I don't film it (hence I don't really know how my form is) and upload it to impress people.
Post it on here, contribute to the community.

>>759229

Yeah, now Wu's finally been slaughtered we need new entertainment.

>>759106
see how his head bounces, that was a knockout.

>>759093
Evike is airsoft, try the airsoft thread.

>>759107
>Canadian liberal MP

That man is now Prime Minister

>>758964
No, but there is a sumo thread up now. I'm really into it.

>>758957
I love this one.

>>761461
And the senator is now a manager at a strip club.