WWE Presents... Hell in a Cell 2015

Renee's a straight bombshell tonight, as usual.

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>>751369

can't wait for Bork and Phenom to clash in wrestling.

Enjoy your ppv night,

im tom

stream?

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I'm so ready to be sports entertained.

>>751373
>not googling

>18:59:59

>>751377
I... I...

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>>751371 Still looks like Becky Swift.

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>>751377

Great get. Tom wishes you well and a great ppv experience.

im tom

Well since its taker's last match, I'm 99% sure he's gonna overkill bork

>>751382
Is it confirmed by anything that it's his last match? It seems unlikely that he'd retire at anything but Survivor Series or Wrestlemania.

>>751384
Black man who ain't booker t said it was his last so could be storyline but I'm hoping he's finally done, I really don't want to see him die in ring lol

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>>751382
>>751384
It very well should be, but knowing the WWE they will connect him to a goddamn iron lung if they need to if it means keeping the Dead Man performing.

>>751385
I don't really buy it. I'm not a Taker fan, but I'd much rather see him retire somewhere more significant.

>>751379
Not a bad thing if you ask me

>>751369
>Renee Young

MMM mmm mmm

I will win the predictions tonight. Tonight is my night.

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>>751387
Undertaker is my absolute all-time favourite, but yeah I really don't want him
to die on air.

>>751388
Yeah me too, survivor series or wrestle mania would definitely be preferable

>>751393
Who ya got?

>October is almost over

Good

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Cena on the pre-show?

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Better to bump the poll on >>751361 : http://strawpoll.me/5834009/

>>751397
>team reddit vs euroultras on the pre-show
probably team reddit
>taker vs lesnar
rocky costs lesnar the match setting up a feud, so taker wins
>reigns vs wyatt
ramen
>charlotte vs nikki bella
charlotte
>new day vs the dudley boyz
the dudley boyz
>kevin owens vs da big guy
KO
>cena vs TBA
tba is big show and he wins and puts cena out of commission until he comes back from vacation

>>751402
I think we got the same guesses except for Taker/Lesnar. I cannot remember what I put for the tag title match.
I'm praying for Heath Slater to answer the open challenge.

>tfw its beeg

Is she sick or something?

>>751406
yep.

Is Booker T heel?

>>751411
Yes he has been a color commentator for a while now.

>>751412

kek

How does Demon Kane grow his hair so fast?

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Here we go, 86 people. Let's do this!

>>751416

>FuckBrayWyatt

That's me right there.

>>751416
whats those random names after the choices?

>ALL HAIL
my boy JBL marking out for Barrett

>>751421
Guesses for the open challenge

>/sp/ GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

DAMN NIGGA

>>751416

>SethRollin'sHalloweenie

pfffft

>>751416
>someone picked Carlito VS Cena
>read a few weeks ago he was rumored to be coming back

Hmm.

Poor Magic Jackson and his horrible case of HPV

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>Stardust section

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>>751421 They don't count in the predictions, just for fun like WM31.

>>751424
damn that kinda seems unfair

can someone still win without getting that right?

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20 Minutes, B4 the ppv
Eddie Cause he is awsome

are you niggas feeling sour?
I for one can't wait to feel the power

>>751431
I forgot to say they didn't count.
>>751430
He's got it.

>>751430
Damn, I did pick Mizdow...fuck how bad he's been buried since.

What the hell happened to Tough Enough? The show lost all credibility after the first three episodes and haven't heard anything about it since then.

>they traveled 7000 km to see cesaro
>then they don't have a match for him

I won't fall for that shit

*Samoa Joe theme*

Wtf is wrong with Dolph? Can he not oversell everything fucking thing?

This is one hell of a boring pre-show

In Truth, you niggas should have put Shenanigans as an option for Brock vs Taker. It could happen and it should be something worth betting on

>"Stop me."

They really need to tone down the mics the cameras have on them.

Cesaro is on fire!

Stardust section...Binoculars..

GOLD JERRY, GOLD!

Cesaro is fucking killing it

>cesaro still weariang the canadian arm sleeve for Tyson Kidd

on some real shit, i wish I could have a Bro as good as Cesaro.

Also, have any of you guys acknowledged that the Cosmic Wasteland looks Gangster As Fuck!?!

YES I WAS RIGHT

>>751451
stardust beat him into "retirement"

>>751416
>Forgot me
Could you not be an ass, Steve?

Out on the preshow. Figures.

>>751451
He's going to come back as Black Reign

Okay, I just burst out laughing when Cesaro held the sign and didn't realise it said HI DAN on the other side.

H I
I

D A N
A
N

Way better than I expected, damn they let Cesaro shine like a mofo in that match.

>>751451
shoulder injury i think

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Nev Adrian wins.

I didn't predict Cesaro's swing.

We're the dudley boys!

> No Xavier
> No Spike coming in to beat him up pay out

>New Day has made fake twitter accounts just to ask the Dudley Boyz random bullshit

>>751465
Gonna add me to the predictions list, son?

if kurt angle makes an appearance, i'm legit MARKING THE FUCK OUT for as long as I can

I'm going to try to punch my mom in the left breast

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> 51 our of 86 remain
Anyone else sick of being eliminated on the pre-show?

>>751454
You weren't on the results page.

>>751468
Fine, I'll be generous and add you. Quickly name them.

>>751469
i'm going to find a black girl and have beastiality sex with her

>>751471
Pretty sick of it, yeah.

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>>751471
Pre shows make me so mad every month.

>>751471
Except I did. Not my fault you didn't catch my predictions AN HOUR AGO
>Predictions?

>Ziggler, Cesaro, Neville vs Rusev, Sheamus, Barret
Literally who gives a fuck: Jobber edition. I give it to Team Barret
>Bork v Thunderbaker
Bork
>Reigns v Wyatt
Who gives a fuck: Reigns Edition. Reigns because Vince hates Bray
>Rollins vs Kane
Could this ppv be any more disappointing? Kane
>Charlotte vs Nikki
Who gives a fuck: Divas edition. Nikki because Cena
>New Day vs Dudley Boyz
Dudley's (might) win it, but New Day are pretty over.
>Owens vs TBG
Ryback wins, Owens cries, /asp/ cheers
>Cena vs TBA
TBA wins, Cena goes on vacation, everyone sighs.

I like Booker T's bun

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>360p is the only stream I can find without ads

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>>751477
>Added after the first match
>Still out on the pre show

Why no close ups of sexy Renee? It's like Vince only likes showing sexy new... Oh.

>>751480
my eyes are bleeding blocky chunky pixelated blood

>>751481
Go back in the predictions thread. I made my predictions prior to the pre-show, hence why I got it wrong.

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>>751480
>Not paying the $9.99
Isn't the network free this month anyways?

>>751484
I saw it earlier. A lesser man would have changed it. I would have lied, or just left my name off the chart.

>>751483
>>751480
High video resolution hurts your eyes in the long run anyways

>>751486
Only for new subscribers, and you can't reuse free month offers you already claimed without making a new account.

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If there isn't a spot where Taker kicks Lesnar in teh nuts, but Brock doesn't flinch because he is wearing a cup, I'm calling BULLSHIT

Stardust is the open challenge without a doubt

>>751490
>Brock doesn't flinch cause the steroids have turned his nuts to pure rock

>>751477
>>751484

Added. Next time, follow the link... also why did you pick the team we all know has already lost?

Oh god please let someone from NXT take the challenge.

>>751487
I don't benefit any from submitting an altered version. At worst, someone bothered to make sure (lol) and at best I get the pre-show with no clean sweep

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>CELL HAS MANY DIFFERENT FORMS

>>751493
Because I had already picked? Look at >>751487
. Even he seen it earlier. Get your eyes checked, Steve

GUISSE

CUT THE CORD xD

I am so sick of hearing this shit song

>>751480
I just subscribed 10 minutes ago to watch it on the network and got free month until Nov 25. Survivor Series series on the 22nd so I get that for free too.

Thanks Vince.

>>751499
Soon we won't have to.

>>751501
Because I'm pulling the trigger...

stream?

>>751498
Yeah and I've never added predictions from the thread itself, only SurveyMonkey.

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THE CHAMP IS HEREREEREEEREEREERREEE!!!!!!!!!

>>751504
http://wrestlingtalk.info/cgi/2l8o4v9e2.php

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Oh man...

>>751505
>Predictions thread
>Doesn't add from that thread
>Only from surveys
Does not compute. Also,
>Jack Swagger
GET HYPE. TRUE CHAMPION INCOMING

HOLY FUCK

HE IS BACK!

UNCLE ZEB IS BACK ON THE PEOPLE POWER SCOOTER

WEED THE PEOPLE

>zeb coulter

WHEELS!

The fuck??

I had a feeling

I'm hyped because i'm down for WEED THE PEOPLE

>swagger
Fuck me.

Epic match inbound

Good old Butch!

WAT

>del Rio
Fuck yeah

>del rio

WHAT THE LIVING FUCK

>>751412
>Yes he has been a colored commentator for a while now.

FIXED

WHAT

Who?

WAT

whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaat

dafuq del rio?

>>751517
>>751515
>>751514
>>751513
>>751512
>>751510
>>751511
>>751509
>Dorrito back in the wwe
FALSE ALARM. SWAGGER IS NOT CHALLENGING. DORRITO CONFIRMED NOT LUCHA

DORITO

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I've just been memed on

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WAT

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> Alberto
NOOOO!!!

Alberto, you don't belong here! You belong in Lucha Underground and AAA! Alberto, no!

Patronu Aruberuto deru Rio

did zeb just become a cuck ?

FUCKING. GREAT.

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FUCKINGWUT

WHAT A FUCKING TWIST

I GOT RUSED

he looks fucking ripped

Well played WWE, did not see that coming.

Aye aye aye. Marking the fuck out.

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>Giving a literal no name mexican the title

Del Rio is a legit good wrestler and if you disagree you're a faggot.

>>751533
He didn't quit, he got fired.

For slapping an asshole that made a racist remark towards him.

Apparently they managed to come to an agreement.

So we have a star with at least a little bit of tenure to work with the new stars? I like it.

SI SI SI SI

>>751533
>quit
He got fired for standing up for himself to some racist fuck

If cena wins we riot

Albbbertoooo deeellllll riooooo

can someone post the genderbent dorito picture?

I guess this is the end of El Patron... also is no else questioning Zeb Culter in a motorized wheelchair representing the Mexican?

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I was holding out for Breeze but this is probably better.

México! México! México!

>>751546
>>751549

So you believe in "racism" ?

>>751553
like zeb, i'm just gonna roll with it

>>751556
>>751556
/pol/ pls leave

We want Alberto!

>>751553
Probably because of the Glenn Beck kayfabe break thing that happened I can't remember how long ago.

>>751556
Back to /pol/ with ya.

>>751553
Anything that lets a guy like Butch input into the product is a plus for me.

>>751561
>>751558
That's very brave of you to stand up for this wrestler.

It really says something in this culture to stand up to bigotry,intolerance and xenophobia. I'm sure your college professors are proud of you.

>>751559
The abusive sugar daddy. Sure, you can leave, but you'll never get as much cash anywhere else.

>>751553
Culter also managed Cesaro despite him being from Europe.

It's best not to question it.

>>751559
I imagine that they gave him a VERY good settlement, which hopefully included the firing of the dick that pissed him off in the first place.

Alberto Dorito is gonna win

America is already Mexican

Del rio got fired because he is a child that cannot control his basic impulses, he thinks hitting people that say things he does not like is acceptable.

>>751559

or the truth came out, the racist guy got canned, which is all Del Rio wanted, they fired him instead. Something happened behind the scenes and made ADR happy, so he came back

>>751566
>>751569

You make a good point. More wrestlers should have the ability to get people fired for random accusations against them. It's what we need to make progress

>>751544
>I'm so fucking new
>Let me prove it to you all!

God this match is boring..But im happy to see Alberto back

>>751567
>America is already Mexican

It makes me fucking sick.

>>751568
This nigger is right

You can't just hit people

Thats barbaric and I know Mexicans are prone to violence. We're lucky he didn't kill somebody. He's lucky he didn't get deported.

>>751570

Yawn, can already tell you're an idiot, not even going to waste my time with you

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Survived the Pre-Show round.

Alberto was actually my second guess. Nice to have him back.

>>751564
I wish I had my CM Punk facepalm reaction gif handy

One of the few times I want Cena to win.

Fuck Mexico.

>>751568
So basically every non-NA'er nowadays?

>>751576
>>751579

Hopefully you've never said anything too politically incorrect online ;)

> #USOpen
> Mexican runs in
TOP KEK!

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/pol/ is apparently here in full force.

>>751575
Talk shit, get hit

GO BURRITO DORITO!

llonsina

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>>751579
Will this one suffice?

>>751585
They just wanted to see Swagger or Y2J instead for some dumb reason.

>>751586
Yes the exact kind of attitude that has people in jail, injured or dead.

Your street level bullshit is pathetic.

>>751580
nicholas cage pls

>>751586
We'll remember that when you get too out of control with any badthink :)

Can someone explain to me how Breeze got called up before Balor? Doesn't he deserve it a lot more?

I think the camera man is drunk

>>751589
Not the one I was looking for, but still an excellent choice, thanks.

>>751584
It is in LA

Cena just got pinned clean...DAFUQ

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WHAT

WHAT

Match is over, /pol/ get out of the pool.

WINNING CLEAN AGAINST CENA?

AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE!

>>751598
>Cena pinned clean after a kick
the era is over

cenafans getting BTFO

Fucking lame match and lame result.

Fuck yessssss !!! Albertooooooo

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>>751600
We're not going anywhere but your Mexican is

cya in december cena

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> One of Del Rio's contract benefits was a clean win over Cena and the US title

>>751604
One could say it's a new day, even.

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>John loses to a Super Kick

Suck a dick Ziggler

hahaha

>>751600
Too late, we already shit in it

>>751606
>dorito surprise
>clean win against cena
>CENA
That gives it a MINIMUM of at least a 7

>>751594
>Finn still NXT champ, hasn't really properly defended it yet.
>Breeze been doing his thing since FCW (iirc)
>Breeze has a much better personality (which will probably get Fandango'ed hard in the main roster)

Setto Rorinusu...

Dammmn, I thought Alberto would get it, but not a quick glorified squash. I never seen Cena lose so quickly and cleanly.

Where does thriple h hide his shovel durning promos?

>>751618
in his nose

>>751617
Refreshing, right?

>>751594
Vince hates foreigners.

Plus they gotta figure out how to ruin his gimmick first.

>>751618
Inside Steph

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>>751615
Breeze is gorgeous.

Can Michael Cole stop misusing words?

>>751610
How much you wanna bet another stipulation was he wouldn't drop the title to Cena or anyone that Cena promoted/promotes within the next year?
>>751612
>Dorrito didn't tune up the band just to add insult to injury
So close

>>751618
In his car which is a giant skull.

cant believe someone really guessed del rio on the predictions card

>>751617
His beating from bork was pretty fast and ended clean as well.

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Did Hulk Hogan come back yet? Not tuning in until he does

# BrinkBackHulkHogan

Fuck Yes, alberto del rio has returned and he beat cena CLEAN!

>>751594
Probably the same reason they refuse to bring up Sami Zayn.

>>751621
Not really.

Beat by some affirmative action asshole?

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>>751624

So will the Wyatts come from under the ring or rip off the door?

>>751631
yeah yeah viva la raza.

Bray wins clean.

>>751635
My guess is Strohman rips off the door, then gets a Superman Punch for his efforts.

Is this how they apologised to Alberto for all the shit they gave him? A clean win for tover their top star for the mfing us titile? I have mixed feelings on all of this. If WE has changed their policies and racist views, good for them, but if he just got back for a bigger check and a big pat on the back I'm kind of disappointed in him. Also this means no more El pPatron in LU. Maybe they just didn't want him to go there, shit on them even more and show off his true talent?

Anyway, what bullshit excuse will Cena have tomorrow for not being 100% and going away?

>>751635
>Rowan from under the ring
>Strowman breaks the door
>Harper skydives in from the top

>>751635
maybe, also why is the HIAC match so early?

2spooky4me

>>751629
That was the best match of last year imo. It ran pretty long and felt way bigger than cena's fast annihilation from the guy wwe didnt give a fuck about a year ago.

>>751640
>751640
>Harper skydives in
This better be the case.

>>751641
there's 2 HIAC matches

>>751640
>Dean tumbles from the roof
>Orton slithers under the cage
>Seth was in the cell the entire time

Hoping for Wyatt to win clean, it's not going to happen but I can hope at least.

>>751637
I want Bray to get a fucking actual rivalry win.

Hey it's someone the /pol/ shitposter can identify with, a crazy redneck that spouts bullshit.

>>751640
>Skydives
Hahaha, in through the side on a zipline.

>>751644
>>751647

Hopefully he pulls it off better than Owen did

>>751632
Hasn't Sami been injured for... Like 3 Takeovers?

>>751647
seth WAS the cell

>>751639
>Is this how they apologised to Alberto for all the shit they gave him?

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Del Rio assaulted someone, if it were not because of WWE reasonableness he would be in a fucking jail or at the very least had to have gone to court.

>>751650
Baby needs a bahbah, he's gonna keep crying if he doesn't get his way

Its so sad Bray Wyatt dressed up so fancy and shit expensive mask from the halloween store down the street. Only to get shit on by Roman Reigns

>>751644
I'd buy a year of Network if anyone skydives into a match.
>>751651
Leo Kruger on a zipline

>>751656
I guess you're one of those racist bigots that need to have their face punched in by him too

>>751649
He got a clean rivalry win over Ambrose, didn't he?

Why does everyone have a name?

>>751639
Samoa Joe's deal allows him to take other bookings. Maybe Alberto got that in his deal

>>751652
>Owen
I shouldn't laugh.
>>751655
>Seth is the arena
Welcome to the true Hell

>>751652
to far man, to far

>>751654
I think, don't know why

>>751646
but still, why is the reigns vs wyatt match this early

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Can Reign's STOP COMING THROUGH THE AUDIENCE AND STOP USING THE SHIELD SONG?

Holy fuck, get him a new outfit as well.

HOW THE FUCK IS ALBERTO COMING BACK EVEN POSSIBLE
ISN'T HE STILL AAA'S WORLD CHAMPION?

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>>751663

>>751628
Can of Coke for that man!

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What kind of shitbooking is this? After months of Superman Cena defying all odds he loses in under 10 minutes against a fucking beaner? I'm highly dissappointed...

>They got butterflies the size of pterodactyls
>JBL doesn't mothra

BUTTERFLYS THE SIZE OF PTERODACTYLS MAGGLE

>>751661

You cannot go around hitting people that say shit you do not like without repercussions.

This is not latrino America or Africa this is civilization.

To hell with the barbaric world you want to live in .

>>751666
Brock vs Taker is probably the main event, so they're making sure there's enough space between HIAC matches to now make it overwhelming.

I like how every year they bring up that the cell is to keep people from interfeering in the match, yet Kane made his debut by interfeering in the first ever HiaC.

>>751669
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE

>>751674
I'm glad people like you are on the way out. Never seen such disgusting use of privilege as someone defending their ability to be racist towards a co-worker without reprecussions.

> Alberto being updated in Wiki
Wow, those guys work fast.

I want reigns to spear wyatt through the cell like sumerslam 2008

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BTW, Demon Kane wins tonight but then Sheamoose cashes in.

>>751678
Please don't feed the troll.

Has Bray even hit Reigns more than twice?

>>751678
Not the guy you're arguing with, but while there should have been reprecussions, punching wasn't the way to deal with it.

Quite a pro-Roman crowd surprisingly enough.

>>751679
How big of a draw was he in LU? I wonder if maybe WWE stole him back just to cripple the competition.

AAAAHHHH SHHHHHH

Roman in beating the shit out of Bray. That means Bray will come out winning the match.

>>751679
It was updated literally 1 minute into his match. Had the same thought you did cause they do work quick.

>>751678
Great enjoy the world you want where people can assault you at will over words.

When you get beat up at some point remember you wanted it.

The 1st weapon is out now!

The toys are out early.

>Already got a weapon in the match

NICE

>all dese /pol/lacks trying to be edgy

>>751688

He better fucking not.

>>751682
Yeah that was bait I failed...

>>751685
Notice what a change it is when Roman is booked as a guy that doesn't talk and just goes in and beats the shit out of people?

>>751695
Believe that.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/497845523437875202

>>751686
Huge. He's a massive hero in Lucha Underground. Fortunatly LU can go on without him easily as he has no loose ends.

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>>751694

Donarudo Torampu

To people that believe Bray will win this...I feel sorry for you

There is a chair now, wanted a table though

Didn't see that being reversed

Bray is awesome and helps put Roman over more than any of Roman's previous opponents. Feud sucks but this match will do Roman a lot of good.

>>751702
BUTTERFLYS MAGGLE

>>751699
>Del Rio was a huge draw
>LU won't suffer despite losing him
I'm not gonna deny they got an advantage over the wwe with writing and talent, but I feel like they might take a hit of some sort. Not huge, but noticeable.

Hey Reigns how come your mom lets you have two kendo sticks ?

Two of them?!?

>>751706
LU still has jomo and Chavo

>double the kendos, double the pain

Dual-wielding kendo sticks.

No, Roman, only Sandman could do that without looking like a goof.

>>751706
AAA definitely will because he's still the AAA Mega Champion!

REIGNS

GET THE TABLES

>>751710

Crowd seemed to like it though.

No Roman those tables are for the Duddleys later!

We need two tables!

AGAIN

NOTICE HOW ROMAN IS OVER WHEN HE'S BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE.

>ROMAN YOU SUCK

kek, based audience

>>751715
Gee Bill, two tables!

That was a really good table spot. I'm so glad it didn't look like shit.

>>751713
Of course they do. I didn't say they didn't.

HOLY SHIT

Oh man this crowd.

That spot with the table was damn good!

>>751721

>those barely audible "Holy Shit!" chants

>Let's go Roman!
>Roman sucks!

Roman Reigns will destroy Husky Harris any second now

TABLES FOR DAYS

WOMEN: LET'S GO ROMAN
MEN: ROMAN SUCKS

lol

Sums it up well.

CENA 2.0

>Audible gender/age divide in the "let's go Roman/Roman sucks" chant

I don't think even Cena had such a high pitched "Lets Go XXX" chant as Reigns got right there

fucking whoa

Now why would there be tables under the ring?

New thread >>751730

>lets go Roman
>Roman sucks
Is Roman the new Cena?

>>751733
I was wondering about the crates of drinks, yum.

>>751734
nah

>>751734
Hello newfriend.

>>751735
They try, but no. Crowd chants died very quickly compared to what Cena usually gets.

>>751733
Spanish annoucers sometimes use the tables after their commentary table is broken, could explain it a little.

>>751734
How fast do you think this board moves? Don't be that new.

>>751739
>>751740
bump limit you dips

>cool powerbomb by reigns

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>>751734
Literally never.

Wow, they cranked up the audio for that awesome chant.

Probably best match I've seen involving both these two. Second best for Roman after Brock.

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>Del Rio is back
What the fuck else have I missed?

>>751747
Naaaa'h really?! We had no idea! This is the slowest moving board on 4chan and everyone who would be in this thread is already in it, we don't need another.

LET'S GO WYATT

>>751751
Surprisingly solid match between Wyatt and Reigns.

HOLY SHIT! THAT SPEAR!

Lets go Roman!

>>751747
>being this new
Even when a thread hits bump limit you wait until page 10, which takes forever usually a few hours or days because /asp/ is a slow board.

Anyone got a str.eam better than livestream 2 on hiac ? No fullscreen is brutal

Both table spots in this match have been fucking brilliant.

Goddamn Bray, you're a solid gold worker.

That sperg yelling "Take his soul!"

jesus christ lawler's commentary

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> Both these guys fighting for their place here tonight
This is what Iike to see.

>>751769
I swear they're just playing his soundbytes from the 2K games.

bray's spear kickout should have got a bigger reaction imo

Lawler: Hey, where's the Wyatt Family?

Wyatt Family interference confirmed.

FUG

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>>751763
I have an excellent stream FOR JUST


$9.99!

So why does /asp/ hate Dolph Ziggler all of a sudden but loves glorified jobbers like Wade Barret who aren't nearly as good in any aspect of their career except being a limey fuck?

>>751775
IT'S WRESTLEMANIA!

>>751777
I swear to God, they better not do that.

>>751781
Because 4chan logic.

>kendo sticks in turnbuckles

reigns dp confirmed

>>751781
>Ziggler better than Barret
>Barret worse than Ziggler
No, fuck you. Barret is miles ahead of Ziggler.

>PG HIAC match
>good

Brutal!

Good match but it should have ended on the spear being countered by Sister Abigal. Ending was lackluster but still 7/10 work.

>>751789
>triple h vs undertaker

why

> And the crowd actually cheers
See how over Reigns can be if they actually book him well?

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>no Wyatt shenanigans
I thought I was watching WWE...

So what was the point of the cell? This could have been done without it.

Surprising absolutely nobody, Roman wins after doing his primal scream (to a chorus of booos).

What does Wyatt do now? He's lost the 3 big feuds he's had.

>>751788
In what respect? Most annoying promo? Worst finisher? Most wasted potential?