>Cena/Miz feud
>Miz regularly goes after Cena not having kids with Nikki and not committing to her.
>Cena responds that Miz doesn't have any kids either and insinuates that Miz is "shooting blanks".
>Fast forward to August, Maryse is pregnant.
>People typically wait to announce they're pregnant for 10-to-12 weeks, roughly three months.
>Three months ago was mid may, about a month after Cena beat Miz at Wrestlemania.
Did Cena peer pressure Miz into getting his wife pregnant?
>>3159103
He probably thought that he was going to be taking a lighter load for a while after carrying the IC title for a year. I doubt he expected to have to carry it again so soon.
>>3159103
Based Cena working smarks into upping the white birthrate
>>3159103
Maryse has said that she wanted to make up for the time she lost while Miz was on the road. It's not unthinkable that they'd decide to hold off on kids as their careers reignited. Cena politicked that promo since Miz completely btfo'd him before every week after that.
>Inb4hiMike
> Cena tricks Miz into knocking up Maryse all to sticking it to Nicki by proxy
Cena playing 4D chess by having all the women around his living fuck toy get knocked up so he can watch her suffer and die inside a little everyday
>>3159218
W-what comes after the 4D?
>>3159190
Cena didn't politic shit they just put a little heat on it and gave us some entertainment, was a nice break from Enzo and Zayn segments.
Miz either gor worked into a shoot (hehe) or I wouldn't put it past him to have conceived this child merely for storyline purposes and gathering heat by hiding behind a pregnant woman.
Also would not want to be one of that kid's teachers in the future, he's going to have a big mouth for sure.