>a 53 year old man is in better physical shape than every single poster on this board
Where have all the real men gone?
Prove him wrong faggots
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>>3157296
I can get in shape, Meltzer can never cure his autism
>>3158550
>I-I-I c-c-could g-g-get in sh-sh-shape t-t-t-too, I-I-I j-j-just d-d-don't w-w-want to
>>3157296
I have existed since the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star falls from the heavens. Although I have taken the form of Dave Metlzer, I am all men as I am no man. And so... I am a god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q
yeah well i have more sex than him
>>3158590
Imagined dave saying this in his stammering autistic voice
>I mean yeah, it... I... yeah it was... it was a good match for what it was... I mean... they worked a slow style for most of it but and the... the crowd were kind of hot... I suppose... but y'know... I guess.. I guess that's the booking going forward I think... but we'll see....it's up to Vince at the end of the day
>>3157296
>tfw literally more in shape than him
>>3158542