NJPW DESTRUCTION IN HIROSHIMA 2017 THREAD

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>Turn on FLASH in CHROME or use FIREFOX.

>3 Suzuki-gun juniors are competing for championships
>none of them are based TAKA

>>3156311
TAKA too busy with K-Dojo and defending the AJPW tag titles

Is Kanemaru any good?

>>3156315
...he's on this card in a trios match

>>3156318
Really? Is Kanemaru good?... Have you not seen peak NOAH?

>>3156344
No. I take it he was good because right now he's crazy boring

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>It's standing room only at Destruction in Hiroshima. Thanks, Big Draw Zacky.

>>3156344
I haven't seen any NOAH

>>3156349
Stop it, that's because of Big Draw Tana.

>>3156324
too busy to be in a title match I mean

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OI! TANAHASHI

>>3156363
whatever, le bendy homosexual Englishman is doing the job tonight regardless.

Where the fuck is my buddy kenny omega?
This shitty event will be shit, don't draw a shit because the best WRESTLER in the world isn't there..

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>>3156370
God I hope.

>>3156371
He's rehabbing knee surgery
He'll be defending his belt against Juice soon

Ibushi said he wants to challenge the winner of tonight's main.

>>3156377
yeh LOLTANAWINS is happening

>>3156371
Big Match Cleaner is going to go over Juice on the final Destruction show of the tour.

>>3156371
>Omegamarks

you people are absolute cancer

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>>3156349
based Tana
put the title back on him, unironically

>>3156307
based

>>3156371
>because the best WRESTLER in the world isn't there..

But he is: Ishii is part of the 10-Man Tag

>>3156371
>best wrestler
But Naito is there.

>>3156377
>>3156380
I fucking hope so. That Tana vs Ibushi match from the G1 was great, heel Tana is a great thing.

>>3156306
40mins to go newjapbros

>>3156306
T MINUS 34 MINUTES TILL /ourguy/ GOAT SABRE JR BURIES OLD MAN TANA AND BECOMES IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION

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>>3156571

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>>3156571
he ain't going over best girl

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>>3156573
Isn't it a pretty sight?

>>3156571
cringe

>>3156307
10mins to go hype!

zsj is so sad to look at, looks like a malnourished women.
on the other hand, any skeleton warrior who goes and wrassles without a supply of calcium nearby is braver than most.

>>3156306
Hype!

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>>3156620
Please don't talk shit about my husband

>>3156307
tyy

>Destruction in Hiroshima

What do they mean by this?

>>3156371
Poor Little Omega Guy will get BTFO by based BALLS DEEP BIG DIMES JUICE next week.

>>3156579
FUG

>>3156635
>them vagina bones

HOLY FUCKING YUM

New Japan pleb here, only started watching this year regularly.

I didn't like ZSJ when I first saw him but I actually quite enjoy his matches now and actually fits in well with Suzuki-gun.

>>3156635
DADDY

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Name two bigger curtain jerkers in all of Nu Japan. Protip: You can't.

Kevin Kelly is pissed that Callis didn't bother to show up lol

>YOSHI-TRASHI wins

Off to a bad start lads

>>3156306
>Tag match
>Tag match
>Tag match
>Tag match
>Tag match
>Zack Sabre Jr.
Who watches this shit?

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J U I C E
U
I
C
E

>>3156667
Meltzer Magoo

Poor GOATO. Opening match, not even getting the pin. Seppuku when?

>>3156667
>>3156670
newfag

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>mfw when Juice is your next United States Heavyweight Champion

>>3156667
That's how they roll. It makes singles matches much more special.

Finlay is so fucking fat.

burying the big guy what a disgrace

>>3156680
Honestly one of the worst looks in wrestling

When you look at his younger pics also he could actually have a great look if he tried.

M U F F I N A S S

>>3156668
>>3156678
sorry but there's a reason why they call him Juice Jobberson

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STREAMS HERE

weebcrew.moe

moscowtop.ru

This bitch is working me into a shoot

That is quite the outfit.

O N E M O R E ROPPONGI

Last match hype!

FUCKING ROPPONGI

ROPPONGI

BASED

last time I have to hear Romero's terrible rapping

WINNER GETS MUFFIN ASS

Based Yujiro, Trent beretta pls go homu to junior

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Beretta getting a nice physique going

pretty short and typical match for a big send off.

at least Beretta is gonna fight yujiro.

KAZE NI NARE

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>suzukigun

/asp/ on the leash

>>3156718
Become the wind.

le censored theme Jeff Jarrett man

le manlet chode mike

>>3156714
Imho bad town for last match. Should have been in Korauken.
And you are correct, singles for Beretta is great.

How can TWO Young Lions be so stupid?

why are brass knuckles in japan like that.

le beat the shit out of Young Lions man

>>3156738
They are all stupid. That's the reason they are Young Lions.

Here comes /mu/

The fuck, where is Miho, Taichi. The only redeeming quality about you.

Here comes /s4s/

Taguchi Japan is unironically the best faction in NJPW right now.

>>3156751
I like them

Taguchi has great comedic chops. And if he wants he can pull amazing stuff in the ring. But he doesn't have to.

ROCKER DROPPER

How do I become a funky weapon?

Ricochet is just great. There's nobody like him.

Japs always really like Ricochet

FUCKING HELL
THIS WAS SO AWESOME IT HAD ME SCREAMING AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN
FUCK GIMME A CIG

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BASED

was a great match even with taichi being shitty.

GET THAT MIC AWAY FROM HIM

>allowing Ricochet to talk

someone post that WOO LMAO YOU THOUGHT ID MISS THIS? Ricochet copypasta

>>3156788
With the picture too

>>3156783
Combo of Taguchi who can survive anything and will fight on and lighting fast Ricochet is just something else.
Really good combo.
Even if the match was a little longer then it needed to be and had one kickout too many. And taichi almost botched 2 spots. They still were able to put on a hell of a show.
And taichi is literally the biggest heel in Japan. They boo him even in his own hometown... and chant to him go back home... even if he is home...

REMOVE GAIJIN

KNIFE GUY KNIFE GUY KNIFE GUY KNIFE GUY KNIFE GUY KNIFE GUY KNIFE GUY

Team Big Guy

Imagine getting spit on by a gaijin monkey

Roman Rollins and the other dude

Did they put Naito's eye contraption up only because they are in Hiroshima?
He's a star there. Will be great pop for him.

I like War Machine. I'm sure this match will be garbage though.

Usually don't like fatties but War Machine can actually go

le really shitty make up and a fucking plastic scythe man

>>3156862
Do not speak ill of /ourguy/

Fuck that LOS shirt looks really nice

EEE-BILLLLLLL

Genuinely makes me laugh that even with his cool mask and being in a stable with silent Sanada Bushi still manages to be the most dull in every single entrance

>>3156838
>>3156860
they do fucking flips though. they should just wrestle like straight hosses. i'm tired of the new meme that EVERYONE wrestles like a junior

Based slit eye bandana booker man

based eat the pin in every match bandanna man

le biting man BTFO

Based Ishii trying to help Okada

Chaos has like a thousand members. But they don't interfere?

CHAOS BTFO 2 months in a row

manlet championship match

ZSJ is /fit/'s man

Hope El Desperado wins, fuck KUSHITTA

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Despy going over lads

>Cuckculture

FUCKING DESPY WITH THE GOAT TOPE

this is why I watch this shit

KUSHIDA getting worked into a shoot

Are foreign objects legal in NJPW?

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Truly the BEST BOYS

>>3156916
gaijins are allowed if they behave themselves

LE FLIPPY MAN BEHIND YOU

suzuki gun confirmed for jobbers.

ZSJ gonna lose tonight.

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>Ospreay's voice

Congratulashions kushita

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PLEASE WIN FOR DESPY, ZACK

Fuck I'm glad some of these cunts don't need to cut promos often.

Suzuki Gun is a jobber stable

holy fuck am I watching Pocahontas or something? This Britbong just keeps going on and on

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>>3156923

Good.

WTF BURIED

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>allowing both Ricochet and Ospreay to get on the mic

PUSSY SPIC BTFO

>>3156933

Gedo wylin tonight

f

Hiromu seething

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May Marks OUT

What is it about BASED ZSJ that works so many people into a shoot?

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Post yfw Tana buries gaijin commy skeleton for glorious Nippon

G O A S S
O
A
S
S

>Zack labour jr actually having the audacity to call out and challenge based Tana , the chosen one vanilla wrestler

Fuck off, britbong twink

Reminder that ZSJ has a really wobbly ass.

>>3156957
Ya seething mark

Based Zack makes Tanahashi look like a manlet.

Tana looking so slow compared to ZSJ

What do you think Tanahashi smells right now?

>>3156972
pork pies bangers and mash and yakisoba farts

>>3156973
ZSJ would never pollute his body with that garbage.

>suzuki-gun has only 1 (ONE) championship belt
>they have the largest stable
AHAHAHAAHHAHA

feels good to be Bullet Club Chad, lads

>>3156976
yeah if i was born in the UK I'd probably be vegan too their food is trash.

>>3156963
Why do you think he attracts so many fags?

le twist u man

>>3156983
fuck its too late on the west coast I actually laughed at that.

How do I achieve the ZSJ physique

>>3156988
Five years at Auschwitz

Be Jewish back in the 40s on mainland western Europe

OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY

here comes the shenanigans

HOLY FUCK

TANAHASHI RISING ABOVE HATE

SUPER HIROSHI

Suzukigun is truly pathetic

go ace :)

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>>3156923
>I was right

SUZUKI GUN BURIED

IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI IBUSHI

Who has the best qt twink haircut out of these two?

That will be a good match

O shit

G O A S S
O
A
S
S

Well that was a shite show. Why the fuck has NJPW gone all ''''sports entertainment'''' with the constant weapons and run ins and shit.

>>3158217
blame shitty-gun

>>3158217
Better then Fukushima. But still not really great. KUSHIDA v Despy was weird, I don't know what it was.
And Suzuki shouldn't have come out for ZSJ. That was dumb, match was great before that. Elgin got huge reaction in fighting him off, but still.

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>>3156830
As I said...

>>3158217
>Suzukigun main events

What the fuck did you expect, dickhead?

>>3158283
why you getting all angry and calling people names NuJapanlet?

>>3158343
newfag

>>3158355
been watching NJ since 2007 so i'm sorry but you're wrong.

>>3158446
I find that hard to believe. You know what you're getting when it involves Suzukigun.

>>3156371
>>3156375
>>3156385
how the fuck is Omega coming back from SURGERY after just a few weeks?

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>>3158464
The injury is either worked or he's a mad man.

>>3158464
Same reason how Tanahashi recovered in a few weeks when he got surgery last year just to make it time for G1. They juiced

>le evil meddling clan of Suzuki shitters
>Ever
Tana, elgin, okada, naito, madman Kenny and others should finally burry them