BIG GLASS OUT FOR 9 MONTHS

Praise the lord. One less vanilla lanklet for the rest of the year

>>3051856
Based. Get this charisma vacuum the fuck off TV

Now who's gonna beat up Enzo every week???

someone should have taught him how to be seven feet tall

>>3051856
AH HA HA HA HA HA

FAGGOT

>>3051872
I bet they have Nia Jax squash him.

>>3051872
Big Show

not even memeing, probably the best thing to happen to him

He's a fat fuck who needs to get in better shape and he fucking sucks

I felt bad for him at first, but then remembered he is a Drumpf supporter.

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Oh wow, i thought it was a work.
ACL in a big man like this could lead to life long problems.
That sucks, he was probably just starting to make real $$$

Now hes gonna get all depressed and fat. Princess carm carm is gonna leave him, or worse, cheat on him.

Then he will rage and re-injure his acl, thus making any progress he was having nul n void.

But this time the E future endevorus him after what is now a 2 year time table to return.

He wakes up one day, fat, poor, addicted to pain killers. Depressed knowing he lost "the one" in princess carm carm.

He goes into his dresser, where every self respecting Trump Supporter keeps their 45.
With tears in his eyes he slowly moves the barrel to his mouth.

BANG

See you next time, space cowboy

>>3051856
Big ass is boring anyways

>>3051890
Cringe

>attempt to punish Enzo
>he ends up winning the feud due to injury
Based Enzo working the locker room into an absolute shoot
Vince is SEETHING right now

Injury or not he came off like a giant fucking pussy for calling off a street match like that.
Attitude hardcore wrestlers would have played that shit out business as usual.

>get titan push
>get injured

Career over

>>3051931
It's fake. Fuck your outdated carny bullshit.

>>3051944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMSOEBGR3yE

>>3051971
like

>Finally getting a push to the top
>Long term injury

JUST

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, IS BIG TEAR AND IT'S SEVEN MM'S LONG AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

Carmella is gonna get BIG HOGGED

this is great news for corbin. vince being down a tall guy will shorten his time in the doghouse.

>>3051856
Too bad for him seth had a similar injury and he returned in 6 months

>>3051872
Neville.

>>3051992

Kek

Leave him alone, what if YOU were Big Cass? Would YOU want people making fun of you?

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BASED ENZO

>>3051872
Asuka

>>3052003
He's being fed to BMAJ next week

>>3051856
Will this FINALLY make wrestlers stop falling or diving out of the ring like nincompoops 100 fucking times a night?

>>3051931
It didn't seemed like he called it off. If I remember correctly, it looks likes he tells the ref he'll be alright for the rest of the match. He picks up Enzo afterwards and sloppily throw him on the ground. As he attempts an empire elbow, the pain becomes too much and he suddenly sits down to cope it up. Then the ref calls the match off.
https://youtu.be/uWviqP1XXmc

>>3052023
At this point, he's going to be out for such a long period of time, getting made fun of is probably the only way he'll stay relevant if he ever returns.

This is why you can't trust big guys, they get hurt too easy.

>all those fags last night who think a knee twisted sideways is a work

>>3051931
that's a WWE directive, refs are actually told to call matches off for that

>>3052068
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE THAT ELBOW AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT

>>3051872
They should move him to Smackdown and have him start a feud with the Big Hog.

>>3051890
Cringe

>>3051890
You need some help, buddy.

>>3051890
kek

>>3051971
I love this fucking movie

>>3052068
This. Cass didn't call the match, the ref called the match.

This isn't the attitude era anymore, wrestlers are RARELY allowed to work through injuries. Cena was allowed to wrestle with a broken nose, but for others they stop matches if cuts are bad enough.

It's not the wrestlers call anymore. Refs either stop the match, or someone in the back tells them to.

>>3051890

Based jobber ACL working Big Cass into a shoot.

>>3051917
They launched Enzo straight to the 205 live title picture, bet all the 205 guyscare SEETHING, creating even more backstage heat.

>>3052048
Nah, they're done with burials now, cass outta the picture, enzo on 205 and Corbin gets the is title instead of wwe.

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>>3052539
>IS

I meant us title

>>3051856
good news but still not sammy zanie

>>3051872
neville
chad gable
bobby roode

>>3051872
>enzo relegated to 205 live
>cass out with torn ACL
>big slow probably gonna be gone as well
now all they have to do is throw Zayn onto the Cruiserweights and we'll be daijobu

>>3052545
The new IS championship belt, now that sounds interesting.

>>3052539
Doesn't matter if they're done with burials or not, Bobby Roode will take Corbin's place as one of the top heels of SD very soon.

>>3051872
Enzo is getting Curt Hawkins position

>>3052251

Except Balor who finished the match with a separated shoulder.

>>3053703
Didn't Rollins finish his match too when he fucked up his knee?

>>3051890

cringe

>Be the only pro-trump guy in the locker room
>Get kicked out soon after

Injury or politics?

>>3053743
>the only pro-trump guy
>only
Sauce?

Part of the check box for Vince's megapushes is health and longevity

There's a reason why Roman is being pushed to Mars, he rarely gets injured and performs really well on big matches

Strowman dodged a bullet when he was out for a month but that's probably WWE hauling him back before he is truly 100%

Cass is on Month 2 of his megapush and he goes full Kevin Nash

It looks like Cass will be on the buried list along with Corbin

>>3053890
Reigns's tummy exploded around this time 3 years ago

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>>3051856
>Big Glass

>>3053890
>It looks like Cass will be on the buried list along with Corbin

Well, they were both hopeless shit anyway. Their homegrown tall guys are crap. They look like shit, wrestle like shit and talk like shit. I have no idea, why they even got a contract. They have 0 talent for wrestling.

>>3053890
If I remember correctly, wasn't Roman Reigns injured for several months right in the middle of his initial mega push?

>>3053953
Yep, rolled over in bed in the middle of the night and his guts exploded everywhere inside him.
That's more embarrassing than Orton injuring his shoulder for 9 months taking out the garbage cans.

>>3051890
based

>>3053953
He wasn't pushed post-Shield

He was pushed at the Royal Rumble

Yuge difference

>>3053953
Yes. Reigns is the ultimate exception. He was out for months right during the time before the rumble and when he came back they turned the nuclear rocket boots back on immediately with no hesitation.

>>3051872
Cedric Alexander.

>>3051881
why don't you go hold your head underwater for a little while

>>3053890
Cass doesn't have any Charisma. He needs a manger like Kane did.

Big based blown knee Capps working himself into a shoot injury to get out of his shit feud and into a wwe 24 doc and a wrestlemania return to win the universal off brocketty

>>3053989
Drumpfbabby triggered.

>>3052181
best option

>>3051856
I foreshadow Cass & Enzo getting released by the end of this year. I hope this stands true and both join NJPW as a Tag Team force to reckon with.

>>3054099
>I hope this stands true and both join NJPW as a Tag Team force to reckon with.

What would a wrestling promotion ever do with Enzo and Cass?

>>3051856
So much for that singles push lol

>>3051940
This is what I'm hoping.

>YA DESERVED IT

>>3051881
Poor migrant worker detected.

>>3051856
Based God disapproving of Vince's shenanigans.

>>3051890
Big Cass on suicide watch

>>3054101
They would get over easily with indy crowd and the Japanese crowd will make a huge fanbase out of Enzo and Cass. Any WWE star is released gets over in every other wrestling circuit.

>>3054101
Push big cass to the moon as a solo guy and let Enzo do 3 man tags

If Cass is smart he'll use this time to get JACKED. If Vince is willing to give Jinder a megapush, he'd go wild for a ripped Cass.

>>3054183
Keep them as tag team period no excuses

Enzo and Cass got over very well as a tag team. Every promotion understands these guys are great on mic and wrestling except for Enzo.

>>3053890
>Orton got injured taking out the trash
>Cena came back from an injury in 2008 only to get injured again later that year. Was injured again in 2013 and 2015

>>3054183
Big Cass would be hopeless in NJPW and Enzo could only work as a manager that half of the audience doesn't understand.

What a great idea...

>>3053728
He quickly pinned kane after that

>>3051872
Why do they always have to have a Spike Dudley running around?

>>3053728
Yes finished the power bomb and the match

>>3051890
SUICIDE WATCH

>>3051872
Rich Swann

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>>3051872
i got u senpai

>>3054178
>the Japanese crowd will make a huge fanbase out of Enzo and Cass

All Enzo can do is cut English promos the Japanese audience wouldn't understand and Cass is an average at best wrestler. in what dimension does that get them over in Japan?

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Good. Maybe he'll hit the weights and get a clue while he's out.

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Poor Big Cuck about to watch from the sidelines for up to 9 months while the whole locker room run the CuckTrain on Carmella

>>3055257
I hope there is a video leak with the entire male roster of SDL taking turns cumming on her tummy

>>3053970
He was. Remember when they set up a satellite feed to interview him when he was recovering? The only reason they did that was so that people didn't forget about him. At best he was injured right before his push was in full swing, but you could see they already had plans for him.

MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE
IM A CERTIFIED CRUISERWEIGHT AND NO BUS-RIDE DUD
AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT

AND THIS IS BIG GLASS
AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FALL
AND YOU CAN TEACH THAT

BADA BOOM
LEAST LIKED GUYS IN THE LOCKER ROOM

HOW WE DOIN?

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Corbin and Cass had their careers ended within a day of each other. Just get rid of Botcha next and I'll be the happiest mark in the world.

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>>3055312

>>3051890
you need help, friend.

>>3052545
defended exclusively in explosion deathmatches

>>3052004
Pretty sure some of these recovery times are overstated as standard to allow the possibility of a big surprise retrurn.

>>3051880
His career is over. In nine months nobody will care about him anymore. It's not like he has fans now, but at least some people want to see where they're going with him. Now he'll be out of the picture for a year and will have to start from scratch basically

The only way to salvage him to the casual mark is to turn Enzo heel and give him a posse ala JBL or Miztourage, then give Enzo the Brock rub (with shenanigans from his buddies) and make Cass come back after WM.

LMAO Big Ass about to spend the next nine months shitposting himself on /asp/ to feel relevant.

>>3053962
>his guts exploded everywhere inside him

How does that even happen

>>3058782
Roids and chipotle