JUST

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>>3050560
Based

>>3050560
Kek

Kiss the Brock fight goodbye.

He's facing a ban of up to 4 years and I don't doubt the athletic commission is going to throw the book at him.

>>3050560
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVERY TIME
Fuck Jones for crying about Cormier always roasting him. This guy never learns.

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>>3050560
What do you think this person feels at the moment?

>>3050572
Based Hash never had to do the 'roids to sell out Tokyo Dome.

kekekekekek

lesnar is staying then
BASED

>>3050560
>>3050646
So that's why Bork retained

Brock is still going to fight again. He's going to challenge for the UFC heavyweight title. He'll win and be both the UFC and WWE champion at the same time

>>3050560
This must be because of Brock Lesnars white privilege

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feed me Overeem.

>>3050560
fucking 50/50 booking, just cause brock got busted doesn't mean jones has to as well

>>3050560
>this post from july

KEK
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/888441810825228289

No wonder brock retained on sunday. Vince must of sprinkled some roids on jones food just so he doesn't have to party with Lesnar.

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>give brock the belt as incentive to get something out of the fight
>suspended
BAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHA

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>Jones is never going to fight again
>Conor is going to get knocked out this Sunday

This is literally the end of UFC

>steroids
>Snorts coke

Found dead in hotel when?

>>3050871
Dana on suicide watch

>>3050560
So first it was cocaine, now roids. Why can't he stay clean?

>>3050633
deserves the JUST hair

>get cucked out of the fight last year by cialis
>get cucked out of the win this year by roids

How many times does a fighter need to be popped to lose all credibility?

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Banned from UFC for 4 years, by the time the ban expires Brock will already be retired. Dana White on suicide watch

>>3050926
second time for roids actually

how many chances will this stupid nigger get? He should never have been allowed back after nearly killing a pregnant woman while fucked on coke, i really hope this is the last straw

>>3051013
Ditto. Make an example of his ass.

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unirocinally the GOAT now

>>3051013
He didn't almost kill the pregnant woman, she only suffered a broken arm iirc. And he wasn't on coke when it happened.

He definitely shouldn't be able to compete again though. I'd be surprised if he gets another chance.

>>3051062
Not in a world where Joanna Champion and Demetrious Johnson exists

>>3051062
Now he MUST win against Mayweather or UFC is dead as a sport

>>3051074
has /asp/ degenerated to the point that we have internet defense forces for mma fighters

>>3050560
Why do these retards continue to do roids? They ALWAYS get caught eventually? Is it really worth the competitive edge to get caught and then lose all credibility?

ROIDED UP
I WILL GIVE IN, I WILL GIVE IN AND DISAPPOINT IT UP
I WILL BE BANNED, I WILL BE STRIPPED

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>>3051111

wut?

I hate Jones. I wasn't defending him. Just telling the truth. The fact that I don't like him doesn't mean I can't correct you on your lies

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>>3051126
They're think they're invincible. He should had taken a high protein diet instead.

can this coon fight in rizin? that promotion is practically a freak show

>>3050633
probably somewhat validated knowing jon cheated to win, and he still put up a good fight

>>3051062
>Gets knocked out in 1st round
>UFC on suicide watch

I fucking hate Gayweather but this will happen

>>3051097
lmao yeah cos beating wilson reis and jessica penne is so impressive

>>3051297
Well yeah those people are still world class fighters even if they aren't well known.

And why say a name that Joanna fought literally 5 fights ago?

>>3050633
he's probably fucking crying again

>>3051355
MM and Joanna's competition is shit. Benavidez and Claudia are the only good fighters they've beaten. They shouldn't be compared to fighters like Cormier, Stipe or Holloway, nevermind fucking McGregor

>>3051237
>rizin
Where do I check it out

FAKE NEWS

he tested positive in 1 sample, he hasn't been stripped. there needs to be an investigation

>>3051425
>McGregor fanboy

Just because they're skill level is well beyond everyone else in their division, doesn't mean they're fighting shit tier competition.

>>3051355
>Jessica Penne
>World class fighter
lmao please be trolling

>>3051467
This is true. It's under investigation and he's expected to be stripped but not officially yet

>>3051535
She was at the time a world class fighter for strawweight division standards.

How hard is that to grasp?

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"Mr Jones, I have an offer for you"

>already compete in a lower weight class than you should be in giving you a huge advantage
>still roid up

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DC must be punching walls in rage, cant blame the guy

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>>3051062
>mfw Goober win the fight

apparently he took some steroid that was hard to test for... in the sixties.

what a dope.

>>3051798
Yeah, it's for cutting weight so that's why he got to 205 so easy. Also because it's so old and practically non existent it's pretty certain that it wasn't a tainted supplement.

>>3051818
what was it called?

Just give bones and bork roids and let em fight. Biggest dimes ever.

>>3051074

Literally ran back to his car because he forgot his eight of charlie.

>>3051825
Turinabol

>It’s an anabolic androgenic steroid (AAS) based on a derivation of testosterone. Turinabol is also known as 4-chlorodehydromethyltestosterone, DHCMT, and CDMT.

>Unlike many AAS, Turinabol is taken orally rather than injected. The drug has a long and storied history in athletics, most famously being the drug of choice for the East German Olympic teams throughout the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s, and is credited with leading the tiny nation of 17 million people to the podium of the Olympic medal leaderboards, competing directly with the USA and USSR.

>The steroid was particularly useful for athletes, since it resulted in lean muscle gain without any significant accompanying water retention or rise in estrogen levels.

>>3050560
It wasn't his fault, he got his steroids from a generic steroid manufacturer and had no idea steroids were in his steroids.

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>>3051750
Whomever has the higher odds of winning, will lose.

>>3051844
>While not regarded as giving spectacular results in terms of muscle growth compared to other steroids, it was considered dependable and is still sometimes used as one part of multi-steroid “stacks” by bodybuilders to this day, thanks in part to its propensity to increase free (active) testosterone levels via its action on sex hormone binding globulin (SHBG), which can enhance the effects of other steroids.

>The potential side effects include potentially permanent liver damage and raised cholesterol, as well as suppressed natural testosterone production.

>>3051844
i want some of that shit

Jones should be banned for life after this.

>>3051837
all mma should be under rizin rules desu

>>3051840
>charlie

Literally ran back to get his bowl.

>“I got like five yards away from the car and I remember that I had a bowl, a marijuana bowl in my cup holder,” Jones said. “And so I knew that if the police found that bowl in my car, then everything was going to be so much worse than I thought it should be. And so I ran back, glanced at the cup holder, and the bowl had flown somewhere in the car and I just took off running again.”


It doesn't fuckin matter anyway. Either way, it was a shitty thing to do.

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>>3050560
JON
>JUST
JONES

>>3050560
LMFAO! He can't stop BTFO of himself.

>>3051866

>believing that excuse

Don't be a fucking mark. Who gives a fuck about weed. That's a fucking misdemeanor whereas cocaine is a straight up felony.

>>3051912
In the quote, he said he couldn't find it so he ran off.

And in the video below, the cop literally picks up the pipe at the end. Stfu dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNP8dvZVDo

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>>3051462
This is rizen

>>3051844
Fuck, where can I get this shit?

Bork vs Jones in unsanctioned match

>>3051966
>dem thighs
my dick is definitely rizin

>>3051966
holy fucking yum
I want her to hold me in her big, strong arms :3

>>3052142
>>3052153
Look up Rin Nakai

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>>3052172
Thanks anon, it's sexiness in a way I didn't know existed

>>3051062
Hes not even top 5 in a ufc all time list. Much less an mma all time list.

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>>3052255
No problem, her short career in the UFC was shit, but she does well outside of the organization with an almost undefeated record. Almost certainly with the help of the same type of """supplements""" Jones has been caught using

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>>3052272
think I got the yellow fever now

>>3050982

BASED

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JUST

>>3050795
That's actually a lot better considering they have a score to settle

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>>3051392
this

>>3051818
no thats not the case. He was caught for using the steroid turinbol. It gives all the benefits to using conventional steroids without the side effects or weight gain. The drug would allow him the grow more lean muscle mass, higher strength, test boost, low water retention and so on. My buddie who is an ametuer body builders uses it.

>>3052255
>>3052272
Please tell me you guys don't fap to these baboons

literally whomst

>>3050633
>can't beat Jon to save his life
>gets his title back because of rules

Pathetic.

>>3050795
He could actually win this time. Overeem isn't the same monster he was when he destroyed Bork.

>>3050871
>>3050982
That's what they get for trying to turn UFC into a "legit" sport. Now you have Dana White wondering why fighters like Woodley fight in such a boring way. You got what you asked for, fat fuck.

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I have been said it all along.
Bisping is the most exciting champion right now.
>great trash talker
>great fights

while everybody are running around conor and the P4P Ranking, he is going to main event MSG with GSP at UFC 217.

>>3051966
so which kaiju is she fighting?

>>3052596
>>great fights

Not really, and if the fight is exciting, it's because he almost gets finished but somehow comes back (Silva & 2nd Hendo fight).

He's literally the least talented champion, and you can't deny that. Patiently waiting for the day that Rockhold finally reclaims his belt :/

P.S GSP will wrestle fuck him

>>3052592
that Overeem was also juiced up to the bone.

Finally the ufc meme is fucking over. Wwe is eternal

>>3052639
Obviously.

This is why USADA sucks. All they're doing is nerfing the fighters and making the fights less interesting.

>>3050670

This would be turbo money if that lazy albino nigger would show up every week to Goldberg squash some scrub in between UFC fights.

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>>3051062

>Weight class babby
>GOAT

>>3051126

>Why do these retards continue to do roids? They ALWAYS get caught eventually?

This is a confirmation bias. The only roiders you "know" about are the ones that fail tests. Therefore, you think all roiders fail tests.

Dodging steroids tests isn't that hard if you aren't clinically retarded. You just have to not SHOW UP TO THE FIGHT WITH STEROIDS IN YOUR SYSTEM.

How this fucking idiot double nigger keeps failing on-site tests in beyond me. Fighters only fight every couple of months. Take some test or something for 8 weeks and then GET OFF IT and show up to the fight clean, but with all the bonuses of training on steroids for two months.

>>3051844

>Taken orally

Say goodbye to your liver

>>3052662
why even bother if you're going to do that? stupid.

>>3050560
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>3052662
You sound pretty confident for someone who has never been through the process. Stop spewing bullshit

>>3052662
They test at random retard

>>3050800

Underrated

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>>3051292
>Floyd "Decision" Mayweather KO'ing anybody

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>>3052584
i have to
my heart rate won't come down

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>>3051966
Oh shit are we posting Rin Nakai now?

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>>3052853
>those first 6 seconds

what is she doing?

>>3052856
Working me into a shoot.

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>>3052856
>He doesn't spread his bones before lifting
See ya on 205 Live

>>3052272
>>3052853
>>3052855
>>3052856

Nakai's videos are great because she really obviously hates doing them and her face always looks like there's someone just out of frame pointing a gun at her and forcing her to continue

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>>3052855
new mommy confirmed

>>3052855
stick your dick in that and its staying there

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>>3052870
I remember the last time you posted this

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>>3052884
>stick your dick in that and its staying there
Wouldn't want to leave anyway

>>3052884
Good

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>>3052909

>>3052913
I wanna lick the sweat off her

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>>3052918

>>3052898
I want her to shrink me down to the size of a bug and make me live in her boot where I live out my days scrubbing away her toe jam with a tiny deck brush and a thimble of mouthwash

>>3050560
Holy fuck lol

The UFC is a joke.

>>3051844
>Unlike many AAS, Turinabol is taken orally rather than injected

Where can I buy it?

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>>3052872
How the fuck is she only just 5'1"? She looks at least 6 inches taller than that.

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>>3052935
Okay but i'm gonna merry her

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>>3052967
Not in her fights
btw her fights are incredibly erotic. She climbs on her opponent's back instinctually as her shoulders, arms, back, and thighs flex naturally.

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>>3050560
B-b-b-b-but he was supposed to save UFC!

>>3052843
He's KO'd people before. All of whom were a million times the boxer Conor is. He fights the way he does because he has to, against an actual amateur like McGregor there is a legitimate chance he just decides to clown him after realizing he can basically hit him at will and is in zero danger.

>>3050778
>brock
>wh*te

>>3052843
26 of his 49 fights have been KOs; sure it has been awhile since he has KO'd someone but your implying he only has ever won by decision

>her

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>>3052967
she forgot gravity

>>3053316
dude you're givin me a ding-dong diddly stiffy

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>>3053319
that was most likely his intention

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>>3053316
>s-sorry anon

>>3053343
PLEASE
GOD

>>3050670
He has to move up the ranks again, which means rematches with Cain and Overeem, before he can even get a sniff of the gold on Stipe.
Unless Dana decides to give it to Brock because muh dimez.

>>3051747
More like he's gonna troll the shit out of Jones and say shit like Jones can't beat him clean.

>>3050560

>>3052870

Her husband is the one who pimps her out like that.