The cruiserweights go out and bust their asses. They get a "This

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The cruiserweights go out and bust their asses. They get a "This Match Sucks" chant.

The Hardys and 2/3rds of The Shield have an impromptu tag match. The crowd plays with beach balls.

The crowd gets a match with matwork to open and one of the top stars on the brand. Beach balls.

They get a main event tag team match with 4 stars including the first in-ring faceoff of John Cena and Samoa Joe. The crowd still cares more about the damn beach balls.

And these shows, if reports are to be believed, haven't sold as many tickets as the previous years at Barclays.

Fuck these dumb little hipster smarks. They're spoiled. They shit on every different kind of match besides a garbage brawl. What the fuck did they go to a WWE show for if every different style of wrestling in WWE isn't what they wanted?

Just stay the fuck home if you care that little about wrestling. It's like they showed up for entrances and promos. If you wanted big lights, talking, and music, you have the largest theatre district in the world just across the Brooklyn Bridge.

But they won't fucking go there because they know they will be promptly ejected if they try to make the show about themselves on Broadway.

Fuck them. The show isn't about them. Quit fucking coddling them with big shows. They aren't even satisfied with that. They should take a hint from WWE's old New York City-based programming, open up wide, and eat a Shotgun Saturday Night.

Fucking assholes.