Monday Night Ram thread #1

>>2972540
Fuck the Revival

>>2972540
already a thread mark

>Bayley injured
>Dawson injured
>Enzo days away from release

Could this company's death be prolonged any further?

>>2972548
pinhead

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

ding-dong diddly 3 hours left

Holy jesus I want to see them fuck

>IT'S QUITE A DROP FROM THE TOP SO HOW YA FEELIN DOWN THERE?
What did they mean by this?

>>2972573
Matandose por que /smack/ es una porquria.

anyone have a decent stream? I've hardly watched since 'Mania

I wanna fuck Ariel Winter so bad lads

Crowd seems lit tonight. Might actually be a good show

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Who's /miz/ here?

black son

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who here /SMACK/

>>2972581
http://watchwrestling.uno/watch-wwe-raw-8717/

Based Miz gonna btfo these leafs

Opening with brock?

>>2972573
Pos acá papi

BASED MIZ

>not announcing Miz as the intercontinental champion and just as "The Miz"
KEK way to bury the title WWE

Please don't make us listen to that theme again

>>2972573
CAAAVAAAAAAALGAAA

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>>2972589

its already ogre Smack won

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>>2972589
Here, lad

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2 hours 57 minutes left

JEWS SUCK!

>>2972589
Ya mean /KEK/

>Toronto
Is this the place where they boo the ones they normally cheer for?

curtis axel is embarrassing

Kurt still gets big pops despite being stuck with a dumb storyline.

Why don't you have a black son?

>>2972606
THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN

Brock bois

I really hope Nia wins, only because I would laugh my balls off if injuring your opponent legitimately made it possible for you to win a belt at one of the biggest ppv of the year.

BASED BROCK WORKING THE MIZ INTO PISSING HIMSELF

>that pop for Bork

Holy shit. Loudest one in a while

BORK

THE BEAST

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>>2972581
here ya go

http://sportsarefree.xyz/usa

someone cap that miz face

>>2972589
El Woo woo hermano acá reportandose

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>>2972606
quite literally yes

bizzaro world was termed cause of toronto

BASED BORK SAVING RAM AGAIN

>>2972573
Quiero mi Smack de antes

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>>2972540
>2 hours and 55 minutes left

>Brock isn't a draw

That fucking POP

I guess they're going to make Bork appear as much as they can before he leaves.

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>>2972589

>eternal midcarder miz's face when BRAWK

I hope curtis axel calms down brock

>blue shirt
WHAT DID BROCK MEAN BY THIS
IS HE A SMACKLAD?

>>2972628
Pops don't mean shit about drawing

Also who said Lesnar wasn't a draw?

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>>2972590
>>2972621
thanks

I'll see which one works best

>>2972618
Toronto is full of marks. But to be fair Lesnar is basically the only one on the roster worthy of a big pop anymore

>BASED MIZ
>BORK
>HOT CROWD
>BASED BIG DIMES BRAUN AND BIG DOG LMS

This could be a good show, lads

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>yfw Axel gets revenge for his dad tonight

>>2972628
he wasnt even advertised

>>2972629
he aint going anywhere ya mark ass

Where a re they doing this ram?

>Hey Miz, white belts are for women!!!

What does this mean?

>>2972596
IC means nothing when it goes to raw
Us title starting to mean something on smack
Really etc

Just got here. Why is Lesnar coming out for Miz?

at what age did
>sports entertainment
stop making you cringe

How finnā based would a Miz vs Brock for the universal title feud be? I'll answer: BIG DIMES

>>2972643
People's Republic of Toronto

Based Bo: GIMME A FUCKIN MIC

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>Miz and Paulie in the same segment

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I'm late. What did i miss

>>2972645
Miz picked on Jason Jordan so Kurt Angle booked him against Brock Lesnar

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>Miz is a better Heyman than Heyman

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>>2972540
BIG BASED CONSERVATIVE
BRRROOOOCCCCKKKK LLEESSSSSNNNAARRR
and his pet JEW are here to set the tone

rip MIZ
Y they always disrespect MIZ

>>2972645
the Miz is a pre-op tranny. You didn't get the memo?

>>2972656
Surprise Bork.

This is all leading to Brock winning at SS. His contract goes through WM.

Based Miz shutting down the jew

What's Hollywood Hogan doing in the Raw Zone?

has there ever been a good miz tv segment

just fucking garbage

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BASED MIZ WORKING HAYMANETTY AND BROCKETTY

BIG POP JOE

I can't understand anything these retards are chanting

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>>2972581
Bro
>He doesnt go to 4Chinks Offical wrestling channel
WEW/Tube.
Y even live?
http://taima.tv/r/wooo

Fuck this just give Bo the belt

How the fuck did Samoey Joey get so over? I mean, shit. I wouldn't even mind if he won the title at Summer Slam

>>2972673
Thats Canadians for you

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>MIZ LITERALLY SHOOTING ON BROCK

Miz working Heyman into a thin red paste

Based Miz humbled the Jew
How can one man be so based?

BASED FUCKING MIZ

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>Samoa joe is the most over baby face in the company

>>2972676
Killed Tyson Kidd.

So Heyman is a kinky fuck, huh

Miz is a cuck confirmed

based kinky heyman

I like where this is going...

>Heyman setting up a live-sex celebration

>>2972668
HOw does Miz out Jew the King JEW
His JEwness even flabergasted Stone Cold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08XWA8zpvT4

>the jew into perverted sex

nothing to see here

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>>2972674
>that bitrate
:wow:

>Miz sounds like Dr. Evil
I like it.

brock's gonna kill them all

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push joe

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WE'RE IN BIZARRO WORLD MAGGLE

>>2972688
So is Corny

Why is Heyman being mean to his former client CURTIS Axel

I'm all about the RP
Lmaooooo
Based jew

Nice Catch Bo

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HE MAD

When keeping it real goes wrong.

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>>2972694
The JEw into role playing cuckoldry?
Who would of everrrrrr saw that coming.

Miztourage will never recover

how come bork makes it look real, like he could really put you in the hospital, but everyone else, you know it's all fake

Based fucking Bork. I don't even care how few times he shows up, it's always fucking great when he does

I just arrived. Have I missed anything important?

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>2972702

Kinda curious why Heyman and Axel never seem to touch on that connection they have. Maybe brand splits annul HEYMAN GUY status?

>Burn It Down
CRINGE

BURN IT DOWN
U
R
N

>>2972714

based miz working the jew

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>Brock beating up the son of one of his wrestling idols

RAM is on and I do not care. I am completely apathetic to WWE for the second time in my life. The first was when I stopped watching for 12

Who else here wants Lesnar to leave to UFC? Hopefully based BBDYTS becomes our new champ. He is our guy.

Miztourage irreparably BTFO

BURN IT DOWN

>>2972709
Bayley looking cute

>>2972711
cuz ur a mark lol

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Where was Bork's pyro tho?

Let's have the guy on his way out bury our new heel stable.
Great fucking logic Vince

Poo vs Pee

>>2972695
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>>2972714
Yeah Sami Zayn was caught in a broom closet jerking off while sniffing Mike Kenellis' boot

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>>2972729
They cut all pyro costs

but it's ok they make SO much money, right?

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>I haven't seen that many F5's since Sharknado

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>>2972717
>thinking of cringe instead of 420
dude lmao

>>2972729
WWE is going out of business

>>2972719
Fuck. I wanted to see this segment too. Oh well, they'll probably recap it like 5 times throughout the show.

Hope they have Shinskay's black violinist at SummerSlam desu.

>>2972729
no more pyro for anyone. budget cuts.

>>2972732
Lose weight spardot

IC title BTFO'd. How will it ever recover?

>>2972711
Because he is legit top 10 most dangerous men walking the face of the earth in a fist fight.

>>2972729
>WWE
>Pyro
Choose one

>>2972730
mark ass

>THE RAW UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPION BROOOOCK LESNAR
>the smackdown champion poo in loo

Smack already won r-right guys?

you just know raw will be shit when miz opens your fucking show

turning this trash off

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>>2972720

You know them Minnesota boys probably throwback beers and tater-tot casserole in the back when it's all said and done.

Hopefully no lutefisk, though...

t. Wisconsinite

Based Brock

>>2972729
Who the fuck cares

>>2972730
Yeah let's have a bunch of geeks beat up Lesnar. Makes sense

>>2972736
Even AngaarTV had pyro

>>2972743
He was dope as fuck, Shinsuke better get a decent entrance.

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MMMMMMM

>>2972732
>wew
>2017
nah I'm good, playboy

>>2972723
I like when he gets ready to go back to MMA because he gets in the most monstrous shape.

He looks so scary on T.V when hes in top form. It's really a spectral

>>2972747
>Fist fight
Nah

BURN IT DOWN

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This was during the MizTV section. Look at all the empty seats

>RAM

holy fuck this cringy as fuck shooter wwe commercial

>BURNNN IT DOWWWWWWN

CRINGE

BURN IT DOWWWWNN

who /burnitdown/ here

Oh god they're really keeping that burn it down intro.... fucking why!?

BURN
IT
DOWNNNNNNNNNN

(((BURN IT DOWN)))

>>2972749
Call me a mark & defend that fucking bullshit, then wonder why the rating are shit. you stupid fuck

BURN IT DOWN

BURN IT DOWN

>>2972745
>>2972760
Worked into a seething shoot by Trump AGAIN.

He cant keep getting away with this

>BURRRRN IIIIIIT DOOOOOOWN
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

BURN IT DOWNNNNNN

What is seth burning down exactly?

>I want you one-on-one

Seth Rollins is that kid that never grew out of his Metalcore phase.

>>2972736
>>2972741
does that include the basic sparks like goldberg and aj used?

>>2972766
That's fucking embarrassing.

>>2972766
sad

>when you're too poor to afford pyro so your titantron changes to flames for a second

Fucking vince lmao

>BUUUURNNN IITTTT DOOOOOOWNN

Iowa AF

>BURRRRRN IT DOWN
wrestling ding-dong diddlya getting worse and worse

>>2972729
Watch WCW on the network :^)

>they kept BURN IT DOWN in

What the FUCK

>>2972766
Holy fucking shit dude these are seriously dark times

Why is the best worker (Cesaro) paired up with the worst worker (Shaemus) in the WWE?

>>2972774
Ratings are shit because geeks aren't beating up Lesnar? Fuck off. No one gives a shit about Axel and Bo

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>>2972763
yeah

>>2972770
Right here bro

>>2972766
That's bad

>>2972766
why do they still run tv shows in big arenas? just admit defeat and save money

>>2972780
His career.

Burn it down, cringe me out.

>>2972795
Sheamus really isn't that bad

>>2972780
Viewership and attendance

seth rollins is lame

>>2972774
seething mark ass, kek

>>2972780
The WWE archives. Didnt you watch the commercial for WWE18? He's a pyromaniacal iconoclast.

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>>2972766
that's for the camera
>is this your first time being there?

>Dean Ambrose without a shirt
FUCKING NOPE!

>>2972766
And this is one of the better crowds recently. Pathetic

>>2972795
Sheamus is top 10 in WWE

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>>2972786
Flames on TVs and some guy yelling about fire can easily replace all pyro.

>>2972780
Company profits

>>2972780
The WWE's profits

Who /stillbayley/ here

>>2972780
the ratings

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So who's turning heel at SS?

Seth or Dean?

>>2972766
That's better than usual tho

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>tfw there is only 1 important match summerslam weekend

>>2972766
This actually looks like a good crowd compared to recent pics

>>2972821
Dean. They've been slowly pushing towards heel for a while.

I don't know when Sheamus and Cesaro became a legit team but I think I like them again.

>>2972780
ratings

>>2972766
goodnight irene
>>2972809
hi vince, don't try to act like this is normal for raw

>>2972821
Deano needs to get a receipt for the last betrayal if he ever gonna respect again

>>2972819
Me. Bayley is still based

>>2972797
>Grappling is fist fighting

>>2972823
Yeah gargano vs almas

>there are people that like that gay power ranger looking motherfucker seth rollins

>>2972766

Live events in Canada was a mistake.

seth is going to gas himself out or get injured again at this pace

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>>2972823
>tfw Asuka kicks out of the Eclipse

>>2972797
Did she shit herself?

>>2972766
>can't sell out fucking Toronto
Just

Why did Raw get noticeably better after Mick and Steph stopped "running" the show?

>>2972796
Yeah having a part timer come in & destroy your roster every other month is doing so good for it now.

neither guy in the ring can fucking wrestle

>>2972844
Canada was a mistake

kek at canadian daniel bryan screaming at sheamus

>>2972851
Yes

seth clutching his knee and moving slow, injured again?

did rawlins' injury ruin his career?

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>>2972850
>tfw she does the lio rush no sell on the eclipse

>OG "you look stupid" chants
Based crowd tonight

>>2972823
seriously I'm fucking fed up with this asuka. she sucks and always sucked.

can't wait for chocolate vampire ember moon to kill her.

>>2972857
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM!"

>>2972854
>seething mark ass detected

have sex pinhead

>>2972540
haha imagine if she gave you a good whipping with that belt like as a joke haha like until your ass was bleeding

>>2972853
Steph wants to be a Mr. McMahon character, but she doesn't realize that ultimately Mr. McMahon was a loser. He had his big asshole moments but he almost always lost in the end, like most good heels. Steph never loses. The worst thing that ever happened to her was being pushed in a puddle. Vince literally pissed himself on live TV.

>>2972866
Based Asuka working the smarks

>>2972862
'yes'

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>>2972840
This

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>>2972830

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wtf is he doing

>>2972544
Ecksdee

>>2972866
cringe AF

>>2972877
Burning it down

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>>2972866
worked by the goat

>>2972877
Burning it down

>>2972871
excuse me? steph went thru a table at wrestlemania for jaesthy

>>2972877
burning it down

>>2972840
>almas
I forgot he was still employed.

>>2972877
Burning it down

>>2972877
Burning it down

>>2972877
autism salute

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>>2972875
/ourguy/

>>2972835
yea it is.
Ever been in a fight?
90% of the time you grip up.

Shit is not like the movies anon.

Brock in a fist/street fight is top 10 in the world on the earth walking today.

>>2972886
Shane did a shooting star at Mania too

>>2972877
Burning it down

>>2972866
shes a weebwolf, not a vampire you tard

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>>2972877

>>2972877
freezing it up

>>2972875
Yeah it's official I think I am gay.

>>2972854
It literally bumps the rating and attendance. Lesnar draws. Killing your only star with any aurora is idiotic.

Please try to justify Bo fucking Dallas winning on Lesnar

>>2972877
FREAKING out as in Seth FREAKIN' Rollins

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>>2972877
Vince promised him pyro for burning it down.

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>all those fucking ads

eurofag here, first time watching it on american tv, is this normal?

i bet one of the 3 hours consists of just ads

>>2972840
>almas
based

>>2972899
kek

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>>2972900
****3/4

>>2972871
She never get her comeuppance, it all has to be incidental, she has to accidentally get in the way of a move or be pushed off the apron on to the table. In the attitude era Seth Would've superkicked her directly off the apron on to the table and then proceed to beat Triple H, Bryan would have put her on the Yes Lock, etc etc. She gets to walk around being a bitch with impunity wheres the fun in that/

>>2972905
It's even worse during real sport events

>>2972905
Yes. Actually this isn't nearly as bad as it can be.

dude he did a frankensteiner lol

>>2972894
>Moving the goalposts
S s street fight

>Burn It Down trending on Twitter

and none of it is positive

>Burn it down sign
it's spreading.

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>Trending now: Burn it Down

>>2972854
No I wanna see this shit show turn around but apparently the E-drones like the crap they're feed.
Have sex? I will when my woman gets off of work, two things your bitch ass knows nothing about.

lol rip

>JUST BURN MY CAREER DOWN FAMILY

>my right testicle has been super sore for days
>jerk off for the first time in about a week
>nuts feel fine now

No fap causes cancer

I laughed when the canadians tried to tye dilengerize sheamus's forearn clubs and he picked up on it and stoppes doing it as a fuck you to the crowd.

>>2972911
>>2972912
jesus fucking christ, I used to watch it on our tv like a decade ago, you had ads just like you would for a normal show, though I do recall some jump cuts when freedoms had ads

still, there's no real reason to watch live when they upload highlights the following day anyway

>>2972922
it causes prostate cancer, not ball cancer

>Cesaro jumps on the apron a mile away
>Seth jumps across the ring just to look at Cesaro

Was it autism?

Seanms is so fucking lame how has he lasted for so long in WWE? I can't ever remember a match of his where I thought "well I'm glad I watched that"

>the independent city-state of seff

How can you burn it down when there is no longer pyro?

> HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM, BURNT DOWN.

Why do Sheamus and Cesaro do the fusion dance from Dragonball Z?

>>2972922
no fap is a meme just like cold showers. Only a fool would believe what is posted here

Upskirt Cesaro shot

>>2972927
Then why was my ball so sore??

>be dean
>dont even show up

WDHMBT?

>>2972930
He's HHH's workout buddy.

>>2972905
>i bet one of the 3 hours consists of just ads
Correct.

Then again with five hour NFL matches four hours and 50 minutes consist of ads.

>>2972918
>can't even reply properly
kek. ya seething so hard ya mark ass virgin

>expecting Dean to help someone who picked a fight they can't finish

>>2972938
Can you post it please? Asking for my mom.

>>2972780
It

dean ain't getting paid enough to come out

>>2972926
>>2972926
>>2972926
>>2972926

just realized that if dean and seth win the tag titles then Dean is a triple crown champion

>>2972909
Can't have men beat her or the feminists get mad. Literally channel rules.

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>>2972922
fap once a week with your imagination.
You get a nice Test boost throughout the week.
Reverse the effects of death grip
and rewire your pain from years of psychological abuse from watching tranny porn

pretty soon u be fapping to vanilla shit like
>pic relates

wtf I like Deano now.

>>2972939
you just had a case of blue balls, you nunce

Just when you start to get invested in the Sheamus/Rollins match they end it randomly. FUCK RAM

>>2972951
>200 posts early

>>2972955
SHE GOT A PENUS

>>2972944
You're fucking pathetic please kys

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Seth is literally the biggest cringelord in wrestling history

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>>2972877
air fucking finn

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>>2972899
meme aside
is he really autistic?

>>2972970
>absolutely fuming
take a cold shower fatass mark

>>2972871
>women
>wanting to lose

Yeah she isn't going to be doing that.

Shes ducking Bliss she rather take loads in the lockerroom during SummerSlam. BTW this promo stinks.