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52 year old HBK vs. 58 year old Nash vs. 57 year old Meltzer

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The Boy Toy Shawn Michaels
>balding
>cock eyed
>wrinkles
>dishevelled
>frail
>possible meth use

Big Sexy Kevin Nash
>ruggedly handsome
>silver fox
>clean
>buff
>stylish
>vibrant complexion

Meltzer Magoo
>no earlobes
>massive nose
>weathered
>dull bumpy complexion
>down syndrome features
>unkempt
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sean michaels superkick diesel and 1 2 3 pin wwe champion
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You forgot to mention that Meltzer's FUCKIN JACKED!
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>>2965102
Easy to look jacked when you're 5'4"
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>>2965102
Beg to differ
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>>2965102
This broad is more jacked than Meltzer
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>>2965105
not true
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>>2965112
the most gentle of summer breeze directed to Nash's legs would make him collapse like a folding chair
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Is nWoWolfcuckTV gay for Nash?
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>>2965148
nope
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>>2965164
You would
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Nash has great genes

We should let him impregnate our wives
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HBK is the only Christian so he is /ourguy/
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>*tears a quad*
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Kevin Nash
>Eat
>Sleep
>Tears Quad
>Repeat

Dave Meltzer
>eat
>sleep
>umm...you know, it is what it is
>repeat

HBK
>eat
>sleep
>becomes the GOAT
>repeat

HB(ased)K of course.
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>>2965102
You're lookin' real jacked, baby.
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I always forget Meltzer is only 57. I always think hes closer to Vince age then somebody like Nash or HBK
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>>2965091
HBK is old but I don' think it's as bad as your pic. Plus Kevin Nash looks his age on tv when his hair isn't dyed, he walks like an old guy but that probably has to do with his quads(seriously)
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>>2965112
She'd be really hot if she had boobs instead of pecs
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>>2965165
BAHAHAHAHAHA

the absolute state of Nashetteys chicken leg quads
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>>2965108
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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>>2966678
Kevin looks older when he's got grey ahir but he still looks great. He's not balding, he's still in shape (doesn't have turkey neck and his bicep veins), well dressed, cool ink, he just looks like a star.

Nash has no problem walking and never has - this is just some dumb shit smarks say. He has problem jogging/running not walking.
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>>2967883
This is true. Big Sexy is a sophisticated gentleman and alpha male pussy magnet. Also charming, lifts and smells good.
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>>2967879
You think that's bad? get a load of this...

If he wasn't known as a wrestling journalist people would prob think he is some weirdo nonce. Bloke has absolutely zero fashion sense - spends too much time tweeting and watching/writing about wrestling obviously. Literally has been consumed by business that he doesn't have a grasp on how to dress well or his age.
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>>2967879
>>2967922
Nigga im just mirin that bulge. You can see it there too. Must be hard to walk around with a fucking eggplant in your pants. Good for him though.
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>>2967922
meltzer tucks his shirt into his pants so everyone can see his big ol dic.
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Isn't Nash in a wheelchair now?
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>5'11
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>>2968508
I couldn't believe it was him at first. Barely recognized him.
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>cock eyed
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>>2968511
That's Tacko Fall; he's 7'6 college basketball player

Kevin Nash is 6'10
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>>2967900

there was a shoot interview with Scott Hall where he told a story about him drinking with Macho Man in an airport. During a lull in the conversation, Macho starts ranting about how it's unfair that him and Nash "get all the pussy"
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>>2968902

RVD's impression of him is fucking hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0HkaCZ1fI
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>>2965091
I have feeling Meltzer neglects grooming to watch Joshi for workrate
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>>2970441
"It's not fair. IT'S NOT FAIR. You and Nash get all the pussy it's not fair" - Macho Man

Randy ended up doing all right.
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>>2965095
t. Rakesh Kumar Orton
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Meltzer is ugly
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Why do people still take meltzer seriously after pritchard exposed him as being on the wwe payroll in the nineties which is why they were getting five star ratings at the time
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>>2968511
Dikembe Mutombo makes that apple tv look like an ipod
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>>2967883
Dude walks all slow and stiff like he has arthritis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPz0UWFpb8o
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Admit it OP, You want BEEG SEXY inside your boipussi.
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>>2965091
Shawn did nothing but snort lines in the 90s and addicted to pain meds
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>>2965108
When Will They Learn?
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>>2965091
this
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>>2975006
The 90s we're awesome
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the absolute state of dave
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>>2965102
>roiding as a wrestling fan to come across as one of the boys

Fucking loser
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Meltzer Magoo
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Nash is the GOAT
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