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What is this strategy called?

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What is this strategy called?
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>>2957840
cuckpaw
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>tfw you spend 2 years and hundreds of thousands in training to do this
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>>2957840
Skipping out on rent
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>>2957840

Getting that paper 101
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>>2957840
Strolling inside the heads of the smarks
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>>2957840
Living in your head rent free
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>>2957840
The Cuckhold Shufflee
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>>2957840
>that embarrassing punch he threw right afterwards

awkward
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>>2957840
>carter talks to himself episode
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>>2957840
Put effort in your butt so the poo don't show up.
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>>2957840
Based Punk working you into a shoot by living in yr head rent free
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>>2957840
Galloping in your private space without paying rent
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>>2957840
the mickey gallop
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>>2958611
this
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Why didn't the trainers see this and say "Let's spend a week or so on your footwork?" Why is this the result of years of training?
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>>2958682
Because mma is a meme. If they were any good they'd be boxers or doing muay thai or some sort of kick boxing
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>>2957840
amateur mma fighter here the technical term for this strategy is "REEEEEEEE"
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Why is he galloping like a constipated horse?
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>>2957840
Seriously what was he thinking? I've seen about 4 mma fights in my life and even I know you don't just gallop at your opponent and try and swing with no defence. 2 years???? What was doing in that time?? Writing comic books?
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>>2960144

This guy would train and then go get Dunkin Donuts after. He wasnt serious.
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>>2957840

ive only seen that advanced level of foot work after a person has ingested a tomato casserole aka marinara pool aka """""""""shitcago style pizza"""""""""

it goes by the windy shitty shiggy diggy or the cutler stutler
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>>2958682
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>>2960525
kek
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>>2960503
Of course he wasn't he just wanted a paycheck and to say he fought in the UFC using his fame from wrestling and Dana white said why not
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*gallops towards u*
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>>2958682
They probably did. Based on the GIF it looks like when he got in the limelight and realized this was actually real, he panicked and thought to himself oh shit I'm going to get fucked up. All training went out the window and instincts kicked in ("this guy is way better than me, but I can't escape, so my best and only hope is to attack fast and early")
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>>2958682
Punk apparently refused to wear a fucking gi for weeks. He probably said "footwork is dumb tell me all the cool moves" or something.
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>>2957840
14 years of hard work over in 14 seconds........man its gotta suck lol
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>>2961972
i thought since they didnt get a chance to set the match up before hand punk thought hed get into a rest spot early but then micky turned the tables and started shooting on him
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>We see the MUAY THAI BACKGROUND of CM Punk
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>>2960525
holy shit
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5 cuckold shuffle
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>>2962320
Kek
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>>2960525
/ck/ here
As a 'go 'za connoisseur, I recognize that footwork anywhere. Regular tomato pie doesn't do that to someone.
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I do believe that maneuver is known as the Shooga Dooga Shoo-Shoo-Shoo
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>>2960503
Dunkin Donuts make you unlearn training?
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basically, jiu jitsu professors will tell you to never keep for feet together. "always be sure to have a wide stance!" they tell you constantly.
my thinking is that punk thought that and also panicked and tried to hit gall as fast as possible (spilling spaghetti everywhere)
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>>2957840
the dime drawer
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>>2963666
No but it shows a rack of dicaprine
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>>2960546
>CM Punk is the Wimp Lo of the real world
>Constantly talks himself up only to be BTFO
>Losing is winning.

God damn, anon. Thanks for enlightening me.
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>>2959872
>>2960144
>>2958682
>>2963701
For anyone legit curious I think the actual explanation Punk provided in his post-fight press was that in the one fight he saw Gall in, the Mike Jackson one, his opponent put no pressure on him or something and he let Gall control the fight. This was Punk's attempt at putting "pressure" on Gall right out the gate but it obviously backfired
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>>2960525

what you call heartburn, we call footwork and cm punk has it down to a molecular level.
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the zipp a dee doo dah walla walla bing ban
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>>2957840
It's called you're scared out of your mind so you try to bum rush a guy. He did very well for a zero fight, zero physique, zero talent amateur. You could make the argument that he only made one mistake during the fight and other than that he just got bootyblasted by a superior human being.
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THE HILLARY CLINTON JOG
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>>2963723
go away phil
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>>2957840
The Rent Free Shuffle
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>>2963987
>He did very well for a zero fight, zero physique, zero talent amateur.
No he didn't, he couldn't even touch him you weak fucking runt.
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>>2965538
THIS
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>>2957840
cucking
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>>2960525

/thread. hilarious
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>>2963987
how did he do well? what could he have possibly done worse? he just got taken down and beat up, then submitted, tell me exactly what he did that a random retard from the audience wouldn't have
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>>2965538
jej
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>>2965538
fucking this
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"I'LL SHUFFLE THAT'S A NEAT TRICK" - UFC LEGEND CM PUNK
*LOSES IMMEDIATELY*
At least we can agree that Punk's failure made based Brock millions to salvage the company's credibility.
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>>2957840
It's called taking a paycheck to stage a fake fight that makes WWE look bad. Based Brock saved the day that time.
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>>2970342
>Whoopsie!
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>>2970372
I was thinking about calling somebody a whoopsie just a few posts ago.
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>>2970320
top kek
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Was Punk ever regarded as an amazing in ring wrestler? I missed his whole era and any clips I've ever seen of him have been completely unworthy of his best in the world schtick. Was it just his promos? Because his strikes and knees were awful, he couldn't do shit off the top rope without wobbling and he struggled to do most slams. He always looked completely awful bodywise and like he barely hit the gym aside from some cardio.
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>>2960525
>cutler stutler
That's the only good joke you go
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>>2971712
>He always looked completely awful bodywise

yawn, another queer size-queen mincing about men's bodies. Kill yourself faggot, Punk was GOAT
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>>2971712
It's been said a bunch of times before, Punk was basically the lone "bright" spot in a terrible era (2011-2014)

He was overrated by the smarks because every thing else during that time was so bad. In reality, he's an average worker and barely above average on the mic
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>>2970320

lmao
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>>2971712
He was but it was because everyone bought into the hype and "muh indies". He was above average at best - sometimes. MitB was great, his match with Cena on a pre-WM RAW was great, he had a great match with DBry and... that's about it.

His finisher circa 2009/2010 was great until he watered it down and it looked like shit
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>>2960525
Why is this post so funny. I'm legit cracking up and I'm not even American.
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>>2971732
This, I give people a pass for overrating Punk AT THE TIME because AT THE TIME he was something interesting in an an otherwise extremely uninteresting, dull time (aside from Brock's return in 2012). At the time, clamor for the Attitude Era return was at an all time high on the internet and... oh look, here's Punk, and it legit looks like he might actually do just that.

What I don't give anyone a pass for is still overrating him in hindsight, unless they're 16 or younger, which I'm convinced most are
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>>2971727
>>2971732
>>2971735
I still legitimately think his top rope stuff and knees are bad but I am being a bit harsh overall, he's not awful. But he just did not live up to all the hype people talk about him with or he presented himself as. If it's a case of people being absolutely starved for anyone with decent ability and creativity then alright. But it's never phrased that way so I took it as people still thinking he's that incredible to this day.
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>>2971740
>>2971740
he's more interesting than literally anybody they have employed right now.
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>>2971712
He was flat footed and generally quite sloppy. Stole most of his moves from puro guys. But it was more interesting to watch him that most of the rest of the roster so he got by.
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>>2971747
>or he presented himself as.

Wow, it's almost like you got...what's the term...oh yeah, FUCKING WORKED MARK LMAO
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>>2971749
He's absolutely NOT more interesting or exciting than

>Brock
>Strowman
>Breezango
>Jericho
>Roman
>Asuka
>Charlotte
>Carmella
>Hardy Boyz (anticipation of the Broken gimmick)
>Maryse (not even memeing)
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>>2971762
lmao

i like some of those guys too but seriously fucking kill yourself
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>>2971766
Everything he listed is better than what was going on during Punk's reign on top.
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>>2971777
t. stockholm syndrome
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>>2971766
Prove me wrong. Even the crowds became quickly disinterested in Punk. Once the veil was lifted Punk became boring and a waste of screen space.

>Brock
Intense as fuck, consummate performer

>Strowman
Like the Brock of old (before he started phoning it in starting with the WM match against Dean, although in fairness Brock seems to be more into it lately). Huge, intense, strong, fast for a big man, over as FUCK, potential to be a top star. Hard to imagine he was a goofy literal who in the Wyatt family just a year or two ago.

>Breezango
GOAT backstage promos/vignettes

>Jericho
One of the most entertaining heel runs of anyone, ever

>Roman
Like him or not he's still the top guy and you never know where it's going to go. Also, he CAN put on a good match (vs. Brock, vs. Big Show, vs. KO, vs. Strowman)

>Asuka
Fantastic wrestler, great look.

>Charlotte
Fantastic wrestler, great look.

>Carmella
Excellent on the mic, doing fun stuff with Ellsworth

>Hardy Boyz
Don't need to explain

>Maryse
Very charismatic, sexy as fuck voice, major eye candy, better on the mic and more interesting to watch than Punk
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>>2971790
>contradicting yourself 2 wrestlers in

Kill yourself again
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>>2971794
Even when Brock was phoning it in he was STILL more interesting than anyone on the roster, and STILL better than Punk at his absolute best (which was rare).
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>>2971786
Defend this.

I am in no way suggesting the current product is great, I'm just saying it's better than it was during the time in pic related
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>>2971805
>Was phoning it in
>not phoning it in for literally years

Whatever mark, you're a pathetic faggot. Go jerk off to traps.
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>>2971813
You're clearly grasping at straws here
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>>2971810
Yeah. I definitely don't like current WWE but it's miles better than 2009-2012. Those were quite easily the worst years since 1993-1995. RAW 2002-2004 was unwatchable, but at least SmackDown was good.
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>>2971821
This perfectly sums up WWE in the past decade or so
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>>2971810
Punk is more interesting and capable than everybody in that picture combined. Yeah, those champs suck, but Jinder, no-show-Brock, Kevin oWWEns are all one-note one-dimensional boring ass champions just the same. Punk is great on the mic, has an actual personality and comes across as a real person, which is more than can be said about even legitimately great in-ring performers and likeable guys like Styles. Punk is the last guy who believed in himself and had any shred of confidence that came across to the viewer (aside from Cena, who knows by now he will never not be employed and rich)

Punk Truthers are the kind of short sighted loser faggots who call Taker ''Under Carder'' and don't understand what the WWE has lost by losing them. The show is much much worse for not having Punk and the ratings prove it.
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>>2963809
that was the last thing daniel saw
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The no knuckle shuffle.
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>>2971833
Punk always came across as a douche to be frank. Even as a face.

Brock doesn't like fans or people either but you've never really seen or heard of him throwing a total whiny bitchfit over it but there are plenty of stories of Punk doing it

Brock also wouldn't go on a podcast to bitch and moan for some cheap attention if he was fired or walked away from WWE, even under the same circumstances
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>>2971844
Brock also doesn't punch people in the crowd for touching him.
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>>2957840
>ywn be an alpha chad like cm punk who lives in /asp/ies head rent free
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The get a bigger pay day than the winner
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>>2960525
Bless you so much. My life is terrible but this post almost killed me of laughter. If I died, it would have been the best thing ever.
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>>2960525
K E K
E
K
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Can the pro-Punk people actually try using arguments instead of "le worked lmao"? This is a very boring thread to read.
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>>2975330
Can you name a moment of the past 3 years as legitimately funny as Punk knocking out Jeff Hardy with a mic out of no where or cutting that sermon promo at the RR? Punk understood comedic timing, when to lay it on thick and when to be subtle. No one gets the importance of acting these days save for a couple of holdouts and it's taken a toll on the entertainment factor. Punk was far from a great in ring guy but workrate isn't impressive anymore in an environment where it's surplus
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>>2975414
>Can you name a moment of the past 3 years as legitimately funny as Punk knocking out Jeff Hardy with a mic out of no where or cutting that sermon promo at the RR?
I don't think anyone is saying Punk wasn't entertaining during those years. I loved his Straight Edge heel gimmick. He became overrated during his 2011-2012 year+ long WWE title reign
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>>2975541
Nothing ever really changed about Punk aside from his exposure, his obnoxious fanbase growth, and the subsequent backlash for that fanbase. Cut all that out and you would realize the guy was pretty consistently entertaining.
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>>2975414
I can think of fucking R-Truth segments better than Punk, bruh. You got nostalgia goggles on.
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>>2975554
Alright enjoy your bouncing Goldust head karaoke I'm going to be over here enjoying some real promos
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>>2975561
Get dabbed on while you're at it.
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>>2975577
Dab on them hate with those dubs, my nigga!
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>>2958692
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>>2975561
ding-dong diddly crínge
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>>2976680

>hw champ beats fat old natural ww in his mma debut and needs 3 minutes to do it
>impressive

Pick one.

Hell, Jon Jones wouldve lost to Couture in his first fight.
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>>2957840
cuck stroll
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