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>>2922439
Cringe

>>2922439
Dope

>>2922444
Cringe

>>2922439
>started watching wrestling when it was amazing
>witnessed its tremendous decline since then
>end up scarred and traumatized

That's pretty much it.

>op story not turning into gay sleepover sex

Disappointed senpai

>>2922522
This.

>>2922439
>>2922446
>>2922522
>>2922556

Cringe

>>2922439
>Vacated it
Love it

>6 years old
>run a wrestling fed with my toys (and my sister's, and some things from the house like an ornamental bird)
>the champ is Barbie, a monster heel that wins most matches by size advantage
>her finisher is sit on the face of her opponents until they tap out
>buries Tommy Pickles
>buries Gaston
>buries Fireman
>buries Stegosaurus
>after the match she attacks his dead body with building blocks
>then Fred Flinstone returns after his long injury to save his former enemy
>he puts his career on line for a title match
>it's a hardcore match
>smark favorite Fred wins after he runs her over with a truck

>>2922439
>Be age 9
>Ace of wrestling federation I started with friends
>Have 15 man battle royal for my world championship on a friend's trampoline
>Last man on the trampoline wins
>Comes down to me and this kid Bobby
>He kept digging his feet in so I couldn't throw him out
>Spear him off trampoline and on to concrete
>He gets concussed.danielbryan
>Banned from wrestling on that kid's trampoline

op is still under 18

>2005
>lita and matt hardy segment
>lita's tiddies
>gottdayum
>go to bed and fap

>used to go around with my other friend doing the doomsday device to other kids in school when we were twelve (I would put them on my shoulders and he would clothesline them off)
>cringe thinking about it now, have no idea how we didn't cripple or even injure anyone

>Be 12 years old
>Backyard King of the Ring with friend and his brothers
>One brother is 8 years old and really small
>Easy to do wrestling moves on him
>I get to face him in first match
>Kick him in the gut, set him up for the pedigree
>He's trying to escape, but I'm just too big (for him)
>He ends up eating grass
>Pedigree hurts irl
>I won

>Facing older brother in I Quit match
>He's about 3 inches taller, fat, and 50 lbs heavier than me
>I'm losing, he keeps using his weight to his advantage
>Literally sitting on me, can't mount any offense
>Grab a handful of fat from his stomach and start squeezing
>It actually works, he's in agonizing pain and quits
>Finally a match that doesn't go into a draw

>>2922439
>Watched since the early 90s with my grandpa
>Would watch Raw and Nitro together during the Monday Night Wars
>Stopped watching for a bit after WM XX
>Started watching again in 2011 after my grandpa passed away cause it reminds me of him.

>Be 12 years old
>Go outside for recess
>Watch kid who idolizes Kevin Nash/nWo powebomb another kid on to his head on concrete
>Hear powerbombed kid scream "I cant feel my legs! I cant feel my legs!" from the ground
>Go home and watch Smackdown, do zero homework

>>2922439
My dad was a security guard for arenas and shit and once, at a house show, he punched Shawn Michaels for putting hands on a co worker.

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>>2925906
>my grandpa passed away