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Whats Kurts secret?

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Whats Kurts secret?
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>>2880720
literally sleeping with Stephanie McMahon
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>Raw is in NASHVILLE next week
It's exactly what you think it is.
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>>2880720
He fucked Triple H in the butt.

Back in 2000, Trips wanted to halt his push since Kurt was "a small guy". So Kurt decided to show him who was the real small guy, challenging him to a shoot wrestling match and then assfucking him during the pin.
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>>2880763
>Assfucking someone while their shoulders are down on the ground.
That's impressive desu
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>>2880752
???
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>>2880770
It's why they call Kurt Angle the best wrestler in the world.
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>>2880720
some stupid thing that's going to lead up to him fighting at summerslam
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>>2880720
He still gets out of bed for a pill and booze cocktail.
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>>2880720
1. Steph
2. Dixie (most likely)
3. Rhonda
4. American Alpha
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>>2880720
It turns out it's going to be a big announcement about how his teenage daughter is getting into the wrestling business and how he's personally training her. It's going to be heartwarming. Really.
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Someone on the roster or nxt is his illegitimate son. The way they phrased his phone call and shit made it sound like something sexual but will turn out to be wholesome father/son love. Classic Vince.
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>>2880991
chad?
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>>2880991 Apollo Crews
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Kurt's dna was found on the gate of the enclosed pool area after using modern day testing.
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>>2880997
That'd be the obvious one but you gotta think like Vince. It's probably Enzo.
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>>2880991
Corbin he has Kurt's receding hairline
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>>2881025
>Enzo
I can see it now. It'll be like Darren Young and Backlund, but potentially funny.
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>>2880720

Someone secretly taped him saying nigger

He's going to come clean and play it for the entire WWE universe on Monday
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Remember there'll be press conference so it's not going to be something pants-on-head retarded.
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>>2880991
Looks like Roman is going over again.
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>>2880720
He killed Chris Benoit
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>>2880720
This is my absolute favorite variation of Pepe. Is there a name for this sub genre of Pepes?
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>>2880720
after all the hype it will be something stupid like its his doctor to annonce he can no longer wrestle
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>>2881365

He would look funny bald

>>2881375

Yes, Helper pepe. Pepes retarded cousin made by none other then the king autists, Finns
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>>2881375
Google Apu apustaja
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>>2881375
'help helper' or apu apustaja in the original finnish
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>>2880752
no please no. not Dixie. it would have literally no sense. The average WWE fan doesn't know about anything else, doesn't know other promotions, doesn't know other personalities. This is not like Eric Bischoff in 2002 when he became Raw GM, WcW was as popular as WWF/E, even more sometimes.
TNA instead has always been nothing more than an oversized indy.
If it's really Dixie people will go "literally who?".
Hope will be Steph or a lovechild (hope Gable or Graves).
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>>2881375
These pepes are called Apu Apustaja.
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>>2881021
KEK, underrated post
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>>2881383
>>2881387
Those finns are fucking meme machines
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>>2881549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl-LeTFM8zo obligatory
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Oh that's easy.

He's in love with one of the girls on the raw roster.
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