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Fantasy booking /AlbertoMurderSuicide/ edition How would you

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Fantasy booking /AlbertoMurderSuicide/ edition

How would you book it /asp/ ?

I'm just working mine out in my head and then I'll post it
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>>2875029
At the premier of the Paige biopic, drunken Alberto with a gun.
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the perros are the in enclosed pool area
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Kevin sullivan on the grassy knoll
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>>2875029
>Paige finally leaves him after he puts her in a hospital
>cries on twitter
>SJWs whiteknight
>Berto Del Taco is ostracized from the business
>a few years go by and Paige recovers
>stops the drugs
>stops being a ho
>life back on track
>Berto kill her on their would have been 5 year anniversary
>too much of bitch to off himself
>goes on the lamb
>gets caught
>two week long trial
>jury argues for all of an hour
>gets lethal injection
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>>2875055
>on the lamb
>lamb
holy kek
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>>2875059
Glad you got a laugh out of that. I was hoping someone would.
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I picture the new day doing a rap and making a sex tape joke then alberto jumps out of the crowd and into the ring with a bowling ball bag and turns it upside down and out rolls pages head then alberto pulls out a glock and wastes the new day hi g his gun sideways Latino gangster style then he looks at the hard cam points the gun who his temple shouts "who's hardcore? Who's hardcore?" Then blows his brains out
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>>2875103
The would cut the cameras as soon as her head was shown. Shit tier booking senpai.
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>>2875109
Not when

*dun dun dun*

Alberto had murdered kevin Dunn earlier in the night and put....

JIMMY OCEAN in charge of the truck
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>>2875116
OH SHIT NIGGER! YOU MADE IT WORK! 9/10 booking my dude. Would have been 10/10 if Del Tacos last words were "The perros are enclosed by the pool area".
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>>2875123
Well we can fit that in too. Remember this is going to be on a Tuesday so Alberto is gonna be coked off his rocker he'll be able to fit about 16 words in the 2 seconds he'll have to speak before hot American lead liberates his bean brain from his hammer head
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>>2875029
alberto el shitter goes a little too haywire while snorting booger sugar and ends up taking out 2-3 low rent mexican hoods before getting himself killed by gunfire.

paige ends up overdosing on heroin after getting plowed by 3 random rent-a-jobbers/mexican bouncers.

WWE goes full benoit on both of their asses. the end.
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>>2875103
>>2875116

Pretty sure I've got this wrapped up here so I'm off to watch the flea market, I'll check back later
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>>2875149
Gold, I love it Maggle! Get this man a job on the creative team.
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