Cringe Thread

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>>2872374
kek sin cara

Any Teddy Hart spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSYcM4AJ8k

>>2872392
Wtf was he trying to do

>>2872402
draw a dime

>>2872377
>this is the guy training the current generation

>>2872461
That's what I don't get. Most of the trainers down at NXT are lower midcarders/literal who's.

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>>2872374

>>2872464
>trainers should be whoever got pushed the most

Get a load of this fucking mark

>>2872469
mad as fuck

>>2872473
Not really, but Albert always sucked and Hugh Morus before him sucked, so why are they training the future?

>>2872473
Trainers should be the people who made money. Only two things are real in wrestling, money and miles.

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>>2872398
HOLY FUCKING YUCK

>>2872477
Albert was GOAT in Japan

>>2872478
yawn

>>2872481
>Albert was GOAT in Japan
holy fucking cringe @ being such a weeb you think crossing the pacific ocean magically makes you a good wrestler

>>2872492
>wwe bans all the fun "dangerous" moves
>japan lets you do whatever
>no one gets hurt in japan
>wwe nerds out for months to basic moves weekly

makes ya think.

>>2872526
I watched him in Japan for years and he sucked there too. I mean...I guess he helped establish Tanahashi as the Ace, but that's all he's got going for him.

>>2872392
I love how the guy just gets of the ring apron and was like
>dammit Gary! Again?

>>2872492
Awful fucking post.

>>2872478
>getting trained by Ultimate Warrior

no thanks

>>2872621
Didn't he actually try starting up a wrestling school at some point?

>>2872385
Dolph is the one that fucks up.

>>2872671
>blaming anybody else for Sin Botcha

>>2872693
In this instance, yes.

>>2872732
Botchulism is contagious

Misticara clearly moves outta position and throws off Dolph's balance

>>2872633
Bruce Pritchard brought it up briefly as an aside and he and Cornette began laughing and then Bruce just continued his story.

>>2872374
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>>2872374
That botch was actually on Ziggler. You see his foot slips before he jumps.

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>>2872526
>No one gets hurt in Japan

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>>2872374

>>2872402

gain height

>>2872907
he need some milk

>>2872919
/thread

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>>2872374

>>2872912
Is that Rakesh Kumar Orton?

Anyone a link to that street fighter player that did the whole nakamura entrance at a tournament?

>>2873003
Jump to 4:40
https://youtu.be/-EG-o8gHqyk

>>2873010
Street Fighter V is the WWE of fighting games

>>2872464
Yeah, I don't get it either, but they have Based Norman Smiley working down there.
Also, they've been hiring a lot of older wrestlers to kinda help out the younger guys. Joe was the most notable one that was pretty much a trainer and a wrestler.

>>2872374
CRINGE

>>2873012
Yeah because Street Fighter and WEW are both hot garbage

>>2873010
Shit nigga. At least the crowd's playing along. Can you imagine how bad it would've been if he got no reaction at all?

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>>2872374
spairened akel

>>2872479
this

>>2872392
Kek, fucking outlaws.

>>2872402
The flying fuckface is attempting a corkscrew headbutt
The turnbuckle clinger is playing the floor is lava

>>2872464
thats because anyone that was any good made money and got out of the business. all the shitters still need regular jobs to pay the bills

>>2872374
>Ziggler tried to get Sin Cara fired for this

What a fucking mark

>>2873539
fucking WCW man.

they forced him to do moves off of the top for some damn reason

> Speaking of the 7/12 tapings, one person there noted to us a strange almost backfire of sorts revolving around Mauro Ranallo. At the tapings, the crowd was mostly quiet again. We’re told in some places if fans started to make noise, other fans would tell them to be quiet because the building is so small and Ranallo talks so loud that if there’s no crowd noise, you can hear the commentary, and a lot of the live fans want to hear the commentary

>>2873625
>use your father-in-law's money to LARP as a Nazi Terminator

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Here is something an autistic faggot that posted on a board I mod (Wrestling Classics) made for his fantasy fed after he realized nobody ever cared

So long from the Sunshine State! 14/88

>>2872440
Vader? More like Fater haha

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This was for the Street Shitter Brass Knuckles title I believe

So long from the Sunshine State!

>>2872464
Isn't Billy Gunn one of the trainers

>>2873587
Kekd hard
>>2873049
Unironically this

>>2873827
Me on the left

>>2873882
This match unironically had some good spots. The moonsault was actually pretty clean.

>>2873874
>I wasted a decade creating something no one cares about.
>JeffAndDixie.bmp

>>2872374
>I CAN'T BELIEVE MELTZER DOESNT GIVE WWE FIVE STARS EVER

>>2873558
that smile was cute

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>>2873894
I really, really like your $5 children's Hardy's plastic necklace from 2001 anon. It brings out the autism in your face.

So long for the Sunshine State!

>>2873995
wtf is wrong with that dude's leg

>>2872374
Any time Del Rio did that god awful stomp thing in the corner with the awful set up. Can't believe he buried Lashley with a move where Lashley had to move himself in to position and hold himself up

>>2872440
When's he coming back to bury Roman

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>>2873827
>>2873995
This is why wrestlers don't want to meet their fans, you niggers are weird

So no one is going to post the webm of that white guy dancing in front of Sasha Banks?

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>>2874029
So this is the power of autism?

So long from the Sunshine State!

>>2873912
unironically the best thing she's ever done

>>2872912
based Rakesh

>>2874036

holy shit i've seen a lot of cringe in my day but this might be COAT

>>2872385
Old ring of honor was a goldmine for botches.

>>2874649
10/10 cringe

>>2872907
>not showing the gif of the headbutt

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>>2872479

>>2872526
Nigga people routinely have their careers ended because thats how little the japs care. Shibata ended his own career with his own headbutt the dumb fuck.
That crazy japanese wrestling cunt whos now undefeated in mma beag the ever loving fuck out of one of her opponents to the point where her career is over and her face got fucked harder than any cunt on facial abuse.
I dont even watch the weeb shit but these are two examples im aware of.
Also fuck shibata if you're gonna headbutt your coworker so hard you fuck your own head up irreparably then i can only unironically say you deserve it.

>>2874730
>10/10 Can't do any of that shit if I dedicated my life to it
ftfy

>>2874752
Who is this legend?

>>2873625
Old fuck trying to hard.

>>2873874
People cared. E-wrestling had it's place in all our lives.
I miss it sometimes and will go googleing. It is still plenty active, still plenty of nice feds.

And alot of the same people who were doing 15 years are still fucking doing it. Crazy.

>>2874036
Fucking cringe man. Holy shit wrestling fans are mentally disabled.

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>>2874649
jesus fucking christ that's awful

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>>2874649
>mfw this is considered good
This is why I can't take indie promotions seriously.

>>2874649
They don't even look like they're fighting, it looks like they're doing a fucking gymnastics routine.

>>2872779
when setting up the move before the gif starts giggler was too busy acting exhausted as always

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What the fuck did I tell your faggots about taking a bump?

>>2872377
I don't have a problem with this. Looks realistic enough. Santino didn't want to let go, until Lord Albert Train forced it, which wouldn't necessarily look like the smoothest, most graceful sequence.

>>2874649

these guys are talented but wtf theyre not even attacking eachother

>>2874036

What's his endgame?

>>2873659
Because Sid was a literal anti-draw and they were trying to force him to be interesting. Why they kept pushing him, I'll never understand. Maybe it was in his contract.

>>2874958
Don't let your balls hang out of your shorts?

>>2874036
I've never seen a more clear definition of a mark.

>>2874001
His leg can't handle his Ameriweight

any update on shibata? moon runes are hard to search

>>2875193
He ded

>>2873995

>tfw i skip leg day
>tfw i will never have those calves

>>2873010
Fucking christ, that might be the most cringe thing in this thread

>>2873995
This guy looks like skinny Nick Frost but with a midget body. Tree trunk body, short stubby, sausage fingers and giant brontosaurus legs

>>2874649
Is this wrestling or cirque du soleil?

>>2874730
>>2874879
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>>2874969
>>2875503
And this is why wrestling in murica will always look like shit.

>>2874788
why would anyone want to dedicate their lives to jumping over another man in their underwear?

>>2875599
Fuck off retard, this is the worst kind of flippy shit.

>>2873625
Haitch on the trike is far worse than this

>>2875833
to draw the dimes

>>2873625
I love triple h but that was top tier cringe

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>>2872385
DED?

>>2872385
Jimmy Jacobs now writing for wwe.

>>2874649
daily reminder that Ricochet was trained by Chuck Taylor.

>>2875840
>implying you aren't triggered by all flippy shit

>>2876315
Reminder that Brandon Walker trained Ricochet and he didn't meet Chuck Taylor until he was already wrestling for PWG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAbggbP8yYM

This was the first time I actually had to look away in shame from a match.

>>2874649
You niggers can't into wrestling psychology. Both of these guys are top highflying flashy types so it's obvious they were gonna show each other up in that way. Fucking brainlets need to stick to being marks.

>>2874853
Man this brings me back to when I inherited an e-fed on the Wrestlecrap/Freakin' Awesome Network forums. I had fun writing matches and promos, booking shows and programs, etc but as time went on I couldn't get enough members to commit to writing and carrying some of the weight until I was writing the majority of the show and I could not keep up with it anymore. The decay only worsened after my departure until it just up and officially died with a whimper.

>>2876861
The Micro Mutt

>>2876696
This. Like, I don't get why people don't realize the whole point of that kind of segment is to do more of a show off type thing, which, you know, is part of the wrestlers' character? No storytelling my ass.

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>>2876861
Now here's the greatest.

>>2876907
I still remember watching this and popping like a sumbitch. ZR is fucking over and they constantly bury him which is fucking brutal. I dont care that he isnt the greatest worker, he is clearly a good guy.

>>2874677
Red shoes's reaction is so legit

>>2873866
based

>>2874649
Is this from Resident Evil 7?

>>2874649
definition of flippy shit

>>2876907
>crowd reaction when Miz reaches for the belt
>crowd reaction when Ryder pushes him off
Fuck just give the poor guy a break already.

>>2876968
Reminder that Zack is literally a better wrestler than the current WWE Champion.

>>2877064
Well yeah but so are most of the people posting on /asp/

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corbin has some decent moves but can't make me care for him either way

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>>2876907
Jesus I hear the fucking pop in my head when Ryder reached for the belt.

When will it be his time bros?

>>2874036
this makes me laugh every time it's posted

>>2874726

Wasn't that intended though?

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>>2873625

Who was the more cringier Terminator?

>>2874649

JUST LIKE WE REHEARSED!

>>2872890
>>2873658
>>2872671

>>2877744
this

>>2874649
Good god was that bad.

>>2873010
The announcers were cringey af but you gotta respect the level of commitment in front of a dead crowd.

>>2873558
Wow what a huge and life threatening botch so cringy

>>2878627

>Okada basically thinking "Who is this dweeb? Is he finished yet?"

>>2874649
This will never not be BASED.

>>2875599
I watch NJPW but this is pure cringe.

>>2878188
Triple H by far, I can't remember his last Wrestlemania entrance that wasn't cringe.

>>2878188
that was great. he didn't overdo it like H did. he knew it was campy and decided to have fun with it.

>>2875599
cringe

>>2878934
>budget of $12
>"h-he d-didnt overdo it!"

>>2874013
He is Kurt Angle's secret lover.

>>2878958
>was allowed to have around a fake shotgun
wwe wouldn't do anything like that because it would be a bad influence on the children, their target audience

>>2875379
the fuck, when did corbin fight ember moon

>>2874036
ha look at fatty up on his stage laughing his ass off at the tard

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9l0j_E1pPQ