>get injured during gauntlet match with seth rollins
>tear abdominal muscle
>continue match and struggle through pain
>get applauded backstage for match and seen heroic by wrestling injured
>Haitch pats me in the back and Vince smiles at me from the distance
>next week get in segment with newly champ Braun Strowman
>challenge him for the universal belt
>he kayfabe injures me after I turn my back on him
fast forward to royal rumble...
>everyone anticipating number 30
>Brock Lesnar is in ring literally destroying everyone
>everyone is on the ground and Brock is still jumping up and down looking unfazed
>number 30 finally hits
>lights go off
>a large bright fire ball shoots down onto the ramp
>this plays
https://youtu.be/_Nj0LQUcJKM
>lights turn on again and i stand there with my hood up
>overwhelming loud pop
>brock gets enraged and starts screaming
>i slowly lift my head up to show a smirk on my face
>i then ultra aggressively run down the ramp into the ring
Fast forward to Wrestlemania
>I defeat Braun Strowman for the Universal belt
>>2786878
Cringe
>Maria and her husband are in the ring just had an embarrassing defeat.
>I verbally bully her husband.
>I toss him around and beat him as he starts bleeding and losing consciousness.
>People start to realise what's going on and eventually they sit back and watch terrified.
>I leave him to die while I grab Maria by the waist and wall backstage to make her unlimited love.
>>2787287
Even cringier than the OP.
>>2787290
Who cares I want maria
Everyone in this thread is cool and nice
>autism
>>2786878
It's fun to be a kid.