You're in a bingo hall in South Gloucestershire and this

>>2780906
>progress fan
>having a gf
please

Who cares? CM Punk is the greatest wrestler of all time

>>2780910
>I as a wrestling fan am unable to get a girlfriend
>Therefore no other wrestling fan on Plant Earth can get a gf either
Nice projection bro
Keep your crippling insecurity to yourself next time

>>2780963
>wrestling fan
>gf

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>>2780966
Not everyone is as insecure and inept with women as you are.
Mark

>>2780906
I don't go to outlaw shows in bingo halls to see flippyshit vanilla midgets so this would never happen to me

>>2780981
>I take my cues on what wrestling I am allowed to like from Jim Cornette because I am unable to form my own opinions
Corny's shoots and rants are fun as hell to watch but taking anything he says 100% serious is the classic call sign of the clueless mark with 0 brain function.

try to catch him to prove I am a safe worker

>>2780981
That's because your fat ass can't fit through the trailer door anymore, Billy Bob.

>>2780974
>outlaw fatty absolutely steaming

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>>2781545
>comes back 8 hours later after he is done crying to post this epic projection reply

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>>2781555
>has been monitoring the thread for 8 hours to see if I replied

>>2780906
>hits a standing corkscrew somersault senton on your girlfriend's ass
This meme is getting out of hand

>>2782168
Not him, but you can get updates/notifications for (You)s. I sometimes forget I even shitposted somewhere and get a response almost a day later.

>>2780906
chant "fight forever"

>>2780910
>Progress fan
>Having a gender

>>2780906
tell him that he's yet to have a match better than 4.25