Monday Night Ram thread #1

First for

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

B A S E D
I O
G G

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>"A thunderous reaction for Reigns"

This is going to be a loooooong night

BASED BIG DOG

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>thunderous reaction

who here /SMACK/

WHERE'S JINDER MAHAL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nice fandango shirt faggot

>>2777472
2 hours and 57 minutes to go

>>2777479
Granted, boos can be considered thunderous

Joe vs. Roman is the main event btw.

COOL COLOSSAL CANINE

Booker already looks like he's sick of this shit

>>2777482
Woo woo woo

>that based grandma booing Ramen

Pls tell me based Strowman is going to return tonight/soon

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Big dawg working this crowd already

Who /high while watching/ here?

>roman starting the show with an interview segment
Smack wins again lads. We did it!

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>>2777482
Me

Here come's the most uncharismatic speech ever

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>starting with Roman so he can't kill the ratings in hour 2 and 3

>>2777482
Here

Not even watching Ram, just here for the comfy gamethread

BASED LARGE HOUND

Who else changed the channel?

finn and seth have both beaten roman one on one

Roman is heel now, right?

Kek he's shitting on the smarks

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>>2777479
>>2777482
>>2777487
I fucking hate when they do this shit. They try and pretend like 90% of the crowd booing a "face" is good because they are loud.

>>2777486
WE'RE ALMOST THERE LADS

Will roman ever get tired of the boos?

Big dog a heel?

>includes people who beat him one on one in his list of how he can't be beat one on one

Good Job.

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>>2777482

Based Big Dog

Based Big Dog working the smarks

BASED ROMAN

>>2777514
I think he's starting to like it

UNDERTAKER

>>2777512
Post penus weenus

>Ask Seth Rollins
>"Oh yeah, I beat him 1-on-1 in a WWE Title match at last year's MITB."

>>2777517
wow it's almost like someone who is trying to get heat from the crowd said something wrong in order to get heat from the crowd

Is based big dog forgetting Finn balor beat him one on one. Coup DE grace to to face fool.

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>Still won't turn heel

That Joe guy BTFO

HOW IS HE "THE FACE OF THE COMPANY"?

>lost the match
>number one contender anyway


fug roman

Cocky Roman is much better than Babyface Roman

Roman is so fucking bad on the mic. I honestly prefer Cena's ass kissing garbage over this

Smarks are seething right now

>recycling John Cena's angle from earlier this year

H O W C R E A T I V E

>>2777500
Best promo he's ever given

Balee Cats!

>>2777499
lmao, nigga

oh dear

we're getting a rematch as summerslam

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>What are you assholes stuffing your craws with tonight lads?

For me, it's salad cream with faggots.

>>2777512
That dude looks pretty

Six million wins! 0 losses!

>GEE VINCE I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOUR COMPANY IS DYING!!!

Ziggler take note THIS is how you do a heel promo.

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welp, guess I don't need to watch Summerslam

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>>2777543

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>>2777514

He's embracing the hate now

Why do I have a feeling Undetaker might come back and fight Roman, like he did against Brock.
Tired of hearing he got beat

>Joe getting a pop
Do they hate Roman that much, or are people starting to like Joe?

>>2777543
just finished some wings, rice, and beans

BASED BIG DOG WORKIN THE SMARKS

>marks will believe roman is a heel now
kek

BASED ROMAN holy shit

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Face Joe

Ok so Roman vs Joe tonight I guess
Any chance there's a clean finish?
I mean Joe should really go over to look credible against Brock

i love reigns

Everytime Joe's music hits I think it's Nakamura at first and get very confused

Christ the only person that can make me root for stupid fucking Samoa Joe

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>>2777550
>Wendy's

>Samoan Joe
>Only 1 real Samoan in the ring right now

BASED BIG DOG BURYING SLOPPY JOE BEFORE HIS SQUASH MATCH

>>2777559
If there's a clean finish it's Big Dog going over. Most likely result is Strowman interfering.

On a scale of 1 to seething, how mad are smarks right now?

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>>2777504
DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL

>>2777550
>Wendy's nugs
Based choice, anon.

Is Roman racist against other Samoans?

JUST JOE
U
S
T

J
O
E

That's the Samoa Joe we need, no mic, just stiff punches

JUST Joe

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>>2777543
coffee

Based Somoan Joeseph

So I'm supposed to believe this fat fuck even stands a chance against Based Big Dog let alone Brock Lesnar.

LMAO

>>2777550
Fat fuck

J U S T

O

E

JUST JOE

Fuck is roman gonna geek joe out tonight because he has the power of thw anoi'ai family? Oh yep he just no sold joes finisher and punched him.

jesus christ
who writes reign's promos

>>2777583

Well that was weak.

>>2777559
Sloppy Joe shouldn't go over anyone.

BASED ROMAN ETHNONATIONALIST REIGNS

UR NOT PART OF THE ANOAI TRIBE JOE. UR JUST A HALF BREED OUTSIDE IN THE BIG DAWGS BOOKK

>>2777575
Based Mister Jackpots working the slots

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>>2777482
Cenation reporting

Fat Samoan Sloppy Joe BTFO by BBD Ramen!

How long until someone throws trash? When was the last time trash was even thrown?

Yeah just make the #1 contender look like a bitch

>Hardy's are still a tag team

There's literally nothing wrong with Roman Reigns

If Roman gets the title shot just because he said he gets it that might just be the final push for me to stop watching RAM

>ONE PUNCH

Roman loses tonight with a dirty finish or some stupid shit because Roman can't lose clean...

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BBD comes out cuts a heel promo, gets beat up by a heel. What a tweener.

Shouldn't they be trying to make Joe look powerful enough to take on Bork? That promo made him look like a genuine pussy....

>>2777601
Vince pls

BUT WHAT ARE ROMAN'S PLANS FOR SUMMERSLAM

>>2777604
IT'S DONE

Kek Sloppy Joe BURIED

>>2777598
Someone did throw a money in the bank briefcase at Ramen.

>>2777598
they are given nothing to throw so it doesnt happen

>>2777575
damn good

Who the fuck is the heel Roman or Joe?
Fans cheer Joe, and boo Roman.

ROMAN IS GREATEST WRESTLER IN COMPANY

>>2777610
This

What the fuck was this all about

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>>2777603
>mfw a smark gets worked this hard

>>2777610
To fight the universal champ.

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>>2777600

>Still not exploiting the broken brilliance.

WHY VINCE WHY

>>2777607
Holy fuck retard. Everything is suppose to make Roman strong.

>>2777598
>throw something
>security kicks you out

>>2777613
Some /b/astard two years ago

>>2777618
HEY VINCE! DON'T YOU HAVE A SHOW TO RUN?

STOP SHITPOSTING ON /asp/

>>2777607
Get your logic and shit outta here

>>2777620
He said he was the #1 contender at Summerslam

>>2777621
>WWE working people so hard they stop watching the product

>>2777610
>>2777620

I reckon he's gonna have a chai latte and sit in the skybox and enjoy the show.

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>>2777585
This guy

>>2777607

Vince doesn't give a shit as long as it makes big dog look strong.

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>>2777624
Who's that?

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>>2777595
What is this patriotism for ants?

>>2777598
what are you talking about?

wwe rings are constantly full of trash.

BASED WWE

i'm over this nostalgia run

>>2777610
>Superman Punch
>Superman Punch
>Superman Punch
>Superman Punch
>Superman Punch
>Spear

>>2777603
kek, just shit post how bad raw is and watch smA+chdown with based BMAJ

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>puppy monkey baby

>>2777626

>getting kicked out of RAM

Nothing of value was lost.

>>2777637
Kek. Only quality reply

>>2777624
Vince fears dimes

>>2777528
he has takers magic now and therefore he cannot lose

>>2777624

There was an interview last week which seemed to make clear that the broken identity is still in legal limbo, although matt seemed to allude to it happening sooner than later.

They're not actually going to have the number one contender lose to Roman tonight, are they?

BROTHER NERO

Great way to follow up last weeks genuinely good buildup for the Lesnar Samoa Joe fight with Joe getting owned by Roman in the very next segment. Wouldn't actually want to do any good booking by mistake.

>>2777651
Nope, Strowman will save him again.

>>2777644
>getting good enough seats to hit them in the ring
>nothing of value

pretty sure money has value

Why are the Hardys every RAM opening match since Mania

>>2777631
>vince works smarks into not being fans anymore
>they can no longer sabotage his plans
4D chess

bringing back the hardys was a mistake

>>2777558
Joe is too ugly for being face. He can only he heel

>>2777651
Probably gonna end in a count out

Are there any wrestlers blander than the Hardy's right now?

>delete delete delete

>>2777651
Screwy finish that makes Roman look strong

Waiting for the Matt hardy turn on Jeff that was awesome.

Samoa Joe vs Samoan Joe

>>2777651
Of course they are. Can't have Roman looking weak.

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>G&A deserve better

>>2777657

>being poor

Must suck.

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THROW EM UP ALL MY GOODBROTHERS

Now I'm afraid of what this means. Vince seems to have Summerslam on the brain, and GboF seems to be a forethought...Building up Ramen to face Bork at SummerSlam...which means that Joe vs Bork is going to be a squish, isn't it?

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>It's a "Gallows and Anderson lose" match

>>2777651
Never underestimate the genetic jackoff

>>2777663
Asuka

If the hardys aren't allowed to cut promos then I want gallows and anderson back on top, they're gold on the mic.

>>2777649
No one is going to care about it by the time it happens. Damn shame.

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>>2777624
mfw no milana gf

>>2777651
remember when they fed him the tag team champs solo on a raw? could happen.

LMAO bald headed tag team jobbers

>>2777598
WCW was THE GOAT at in ring trash throwing

>tfw Roman gets DQ'd tonight after Necro Butcher comes out and attacks Joe

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>that dude with the gengar sign

>>2777624
He doesn't want Matt to be successful.

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>>2777672
Hootski

You remember when people cared about the Club? And were excited about them coming to the WWE?

Same shit happened to the Dud boys.

>>2777670
Matt and Jeff deserve better

So are Gallows and Anderson ready to go back to Japan?

>>2777671
>not being Jewish

must suck not having influence in society

>>2777649

https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/6/12/15785628/matt-jeff-hardy-discuss-unleashing-broken-gimmick-wwe-new-network-interview

Here's what I was talking about.

>Matt: I definitely think there’s a chance. It’s something that’s a work in progress. Unfortunately, because of legal reasons, I really can’t go into that right now. But I find it very flattering and humbling that every time we come wrestle in front of the WWE Universe they chant, and they address it and they acknowledge it. Please, keep doing that. We love it when they do that. And hopefully sooner rather than later we’ll be able to go into more detail about everything.

>When it happens - I’m not even gonna say if - when it happens, it’s gonna be the most exciting thing to hit WWE programming in a long long time. We’re gonna keep people guessing.

>>2777659
Snarls are the only ones watching now tho

Bro when did these white boys lose their white coats? Like they went from subtle white supremists to jobbing rednecks.

Also, anyone losing interest in Hardys?

>>2777677
Rent free

>>2777628
>Implying Vince would use the w word instead of "superstar"

HEYYYYYY MANNNN

WE CAME TO JOB TO TWO OLD FUCKS

>crowd is dead
Vince fucked them.

>>2777673
bork beat the fuck out of cena at a ppv.
we could only be so lucky to watch him just obliterate fat boy joe.
all to build it up for roman.
i think you are wrong though.
i think brock will beat baylor, rollins, and maybe wyatt. then roman will beat brock at mania

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>tfw gallows and anderson go back to japan and are automatically back on top because njpw fans don't care about wwe

What a stupid move it was to put G&A on a different brand than BMAJ

Why the fuck is Vince so petty?

>>2777683
Can't beat the ECW chair throwing incident though.

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>>2777672

>>2777649
>>2777692

TNA owns the rights to Broken Matt?

>tfw based /Smack/ is going to turn into some SJW feminist bullshit soon

guess I may have to bite the bullet and start watching gook outlaw shit. at least i won't have to deal with them pushing womens wrestling on everyone.

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>>2777646
I SELL RHYMES LIKE DIMES

>>2777711

>>2777694
>Also, anyone losing interest in Hardys?
Anyone with good taste never had any interest in these washed up losers. Without the Broken gimmick they're worthless.

>they're no joke
Yamate Booker-san, they are joke.

Matts Bowlegs are getting worse

>>2777663
they won't let them cut promos until they can do the broken shit, so all they do is have matches.

honestly tho its impressive jeff can still go a full schedule. what's holding him together?

>Karl Anderson has a BC logo on his right kneepad

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?!

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PLEASE GIVE ME (YOU)'s

>>2777693
Smarks*

Shit

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>>2777678
this.
those two are unironically my fav tag
>>2777687
right back at ya

why do people even like gallows/anderson?

>no charisma
>shit promos
>slightly above average in-ring skills

is it because they came from Japan? Literally /asp/ was hyping them up as /ourguys/ when they came here but fuck me they're worse than the New Gay.

>>2777684
joe's best match, better than the one with kobashi. rough night for necro tho.

>>2777697
>Hardys burying the card
>big cass being the jeanetty to his fucking wife

The absolute state of the tag team division

>>2777694
They're the only reason I still watch RAM hoping for broken brilliance...

kek that haircut commercial

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>>2777684

>>2777705
I still have hope in the A-Show senpai. Gotta have some hope.

Wendys anon here

Should i have gotten SONIC? Shit....

FAR OUT DUDE

>>2777705
What makes you say that?

If anything it's the opposite. SJW's got worked so hard over MITB yesterday

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>Confirmed by Meltzer, "The lethal weapon" Steve Blackman has been seen backstage and is set to make an appearance later tonight

>for every wish, someone you love dies

lmao, nigga they done finally ran out of ideas for horror movies

>>2777704
Apparently. Which is stupid because the promos he cut for other promotions were even better.

>>2777718
they came from Japan and that's literally it

>>2777726
Wendy's is based. Sonic is bottom of the barrel

>>2777718
They are written with no charisma. They are two funny guys backstage

>>2777730
What if I love no one.

>>2777624
>>2777646
>>2777686
>>2777704
Pretty much since Matt debut it on Impact, TNA claims the Broken Universe is their property, but Matt says he thought of the idea without any of TNA's writers, so he claims it's his property. Therefore they are still in a legal battle for the rights of the Broken Universe.

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>>2777729

DON'T YOU BE WORKING ME YOU FUCK, I WILL MARK OUT SO FUCKING HARD

Who turned off raw here

im just here for the shitposting senpai

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>>2777718
i hate fags in jap but love the club
they remind me of alpha wrestlers from yesteryear.
they are just badass alpha dudes, no stupid numale gimmicks

>>2777726
Fuck no. Wendy's is GOAT.

>>2777718

>Implying it isn't the booking that's the problem

>>2777718
>Has never listened to the original Talkn' Shop on MLW podcasts
MARK ALERT

whoever gets >>2777777 gets to bang their diva of choice

>>2777724
those headbutts looked like garbage.

>>2777743
4 for $4 Based Double Stack

>>2777741
I'm not watching either.

The comfy gamethread is far more entertaining

>>2777737
unlimited wishes famm

>>2777746
first for eva marie

>>2777729
This is post is lies
Meltzer never reported this.
Why would you even post something this stupid and so easily debunkable?

Jesus Anderson got it right in the back of the head lmao

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crack a cold one with the boys

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>>2777743

>Wendy's
>GOAT

>>2777746
Becky

>>2777746
Big Butt Maria famm

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>Being able to watch Raw while not baked out of your mind

How do people do this shit?

>>2777746
i want aksana

CM JUST IS A FAGGOT

they've booked anderson so weak he doesn't even have a finisher

James Ellsworth is the GOAT

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Best girl

delete

>>2777757
Rolling again...

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based HHH

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Threadly reminder the GOAT Chyna never lost the women's championship.

>>2777763
>as a rational stoner

>>2777746
Maria

>>2777746
Asuka

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2777777 GET

Carmella

>>2777746
Bliss and Mandy Rose in a tag team match

>>2777777
Neat

>>2777777
WE WUZ KANGZ

THE KANGZ OF KANGZ

Sextuples for sexy lexi

>>2777777
BASED.

wow I love it when old dudes go over the new talent

>>2777746
>>2777777

based

HHH is a bit of a DIVA

>>2777777
FUCK

WHY

GODAMNNIT

>>2777777

Welp, there's our official answer for who is sending the text messages.

>Still no broken hardyz

>>2777777
BASED HAITCH

>>2777777
wasted

>>2777777
>>2777777
>>2777777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k\

>>2777776

>>2777782
Nice try Phil

>>2777777
goddamnit

Roman Reigns is world trending topic

>>2777777
>This Young Bucks tier shirt using insider terms
CRINGE ALERT

>>2777777
WTF!!??

>>2777777
Based

I love the way Cole says BIG DOG

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HAITCH DOES IT AGAIN

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>>2777777

TIME
TO
PLAY
THE
GAME
HURHRURHRURHRURHR

>>2777777
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>2777798
>being this gotten to by the mere sight of his name
How often do you dream of him?

>>2777806
Of course you do, Vince

>>2777806
You can really hear the emphasis on the B

Could the macho man save RAW? God rest his soul

Two Roman segments?

Raw fears ratings

>>2777777

>>2777784
Who the fuck is Mandy Rose and why do all of you talk about this chick? Is she even in NXT?

>>2777777
fuckin' wasted

>>2777823
Runner up for Tough Enough. Should have won but they signed her anyway.

>>2777816
The talent is not the problem, the writing is. And the 3 hour format.

>>2777816
He couldn't even save his marriage

Slow thread

cant find a stream that isnt dog shit

guess im just gonna listen to you gentlemen tonight.

Another fucking based Goldust promo.

KINO WARS INBOUND

>>2777826
fuckin' seething

>>2777777
what a waste

>>2777787
BOW DOWN TO THA KANGZ
N SHEEIII.
.
also- faggot goldust is best goldust

K I N O
I
N
O

BASED GOLDIE HERE TO SAVE THE EPISODE

Goldkino

KINODUST

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>BASED KINODUST

Honestly the best thing on RAW.

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Who /braun/ here?
How's he going to kill Island Nigger Reigns tonight?

This Goldgust/R Truth shit is getting tired

Do something new pls

THIS MUSIC IS UNIRONICALLY MAKING ME SEETH

>>2777777

BEHOLD THE GET

THE GET OF GETS

ON YOUR KNEES /ASP/

Goldust referencing pedogate!

GOLDKINO

>>2777850

wtf I hate gold dust now.......

*CHOMPS*

What's even the point of these Goldust/R Truth promos?

>>2777850
How do keep allowing Natty to cuck you?

THOSE KINO PROMOS ARE THE ONLY TIME >WE ACTUALLY BEAT THE SMACK DOWNSYNDROMERS

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>>2777846

>>2777857
Save us the pain of watching them wrestle

Get out of the fucking ring Sampson you hack

Based Big Boos Elias

>>2777857
Just a small time-filling jobber rivalry.

>>2777777
kek

idk where these promos are going but they are pretty gud.

>>2777857
filler

Goldie followed by Drifter! We're not worthy!

>>2777857
Build up for the impending ******1/2 match

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BIG DOG
BASED CLUB
FAGGOT GOLDUST
AND NOW DRIFTOR
RAW IS FUCKING STACKED
SMACKDOWN BTFO

>>2777857
To build the feud. That's what promos were once used for

Goldie then Elias...If Bliss is next then I've gotten everything I want from RAM in like 20 minutes.

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>GOAT GOLDUST PROMO.

Immediately followed by hot garbage.

based samson working everyone along with the big dog

Nobody gives a shit about Elias Simpson, why do they keep pushing him into people's throats.

So Sampson just talks shit about every city he visits?

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who here drunk & high?

OH MY GOD

IT'S STEVE BLACKMAN

LOL BALOR BURIED TO THE MIDCARD

LMAO

>>2777857
>What's the point of promos?

Let me guess? You're a millennial?

Do you want me to explain what a face and heel is to you too?

cringe.

>>2777635
that's Elsa Jean from BLACKED

[collar popping intensifies]

>>2777879
I hate fans like you

>>2777873
Actually Samson is pretty funny. It is Fin Borelor that sucks.

>>2777879
>>2777880


he's a heel jobber you fucking idiots kek

What is Finn Balors gimmick besides wearing a little leather jacket and belonging on 205 Live?

why is a CRUISERWEIGHT wrestling on the RAW programme?

>>2777887

GOAT teen pornstar imo

>>2777891
I know, the whole insulting cities thing is pretty funny actually

This guy prances around like a literal homo

>Finn comes out to ruin something
Business as usual

>>2777880

How fucking new to wrestling are you?

>>2777894
i unironically laughed at this.

>>2777894
Demon Kang

Damn, I thought Elias was taller

Why aren't Finn and Wyatt feuding

>>2777904
He is

>>2777897
Too bad she had to go on blacked and get a tattoo. Not that she was pure before anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

What's happened so far?

Well alright then. At least based drifter wasn't fed I guess.

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What was the point in any of that

>>2777898
oh agree. classic, easy heat.

Has Elias ever hit someone with the guitar Honky Tonk style?

Vince is just killing it with these promos tonight.

BALORGOAT

why do they do this shit all the time. If I paid for tickets for this shit I'd want my money back.

>no JJ guitar spot

>>2777911
I'd bet nobody knows even the writers and producers

>>2777913
it's a real guitar so he can't

>>2777907
Pic of tattoo?

>>2777905
Bray is locked into a feud with his wife

>>2777904
Anyway, no fucking way Finn is 5ft9
He looks even shorter than that.

>>2777908

Roman popped out to a generally positive reaction by all appearance. Joe came out and roman ended up making him look like a bitch so they're finishing the show. Hardy in an okay match with the Club. Drifter and Balor just came on stage and left.

Is it safe to say management has no plans for Twink Balor?

He's done nothing since his return from injury

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