Well /asp/?

>>2774031

I think Alexa is a big girl.

>>2774031
i dont like anyone neville is the only somewhat pasable all the others garbage

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Bork: Ok, but boring since he is never there
Jinder: Boring and roided
Bliss: Ok for RAM episodes, shit in the ring
Naomi: Shit for Smackdown epidoes, good in the ring
Miz: Defualt Intercontinental Champion
Owens: Good, needs more promos as US Champ
Shesaro: Solid
Uggos: Good
Neville: Great
Regal Jr: Great
Roode: HHH lite
AoP: Based
Asuka: Based

Snorebin: *REPEATS QUESTION?!!*
Carmella: Cute

Jesus Smark Christ it's all heels

>>2774031
>Brock
Fucking worthless, get the belt off him now while it is still salvagable.
>Jinder
The only heel who can get heat, puts on ok matches, can't complain
>Alexa Bliss
>Womens "wrestling"
>Naomi
See Alexa Bliss
>The Miz
Great, shame he's on the shit show.
>Owens
He bores me, ok in ring but man this guys gimmick is played out.
>Shesaro
Wrong show, don't care.
>Usos
FUCK these guys.
>Neville
GOAT, don't let the belt ever leave him.
>Pete Dunne
Literally who.

>NXMeme
Implying. Asukafags are the worst, though.

>Corbin
Based
>Carmella
3/10, 9/10 when you take based Ellsworth into account.

>>2774098
Brock isn't really a heel, he's pretty much neutral, also Naomi is a babyface.

>>2774031
>The only face is a nigger
Pottery

>>2774031
>15 Heel Champions
>"WWE Doesn't Need a Top Face. They'll get cheered regardless!"

K.

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>>2774031
>all these fucking heels

>>2774118
Brock and Naomi are heels?

>>2774031
Man if you told me a few years ago that Brock and Jinder would be champs and I'd prefer Jinder to Brock I would've laughed my ass of.

>>2774031
>Brock
Extremely excited for his match against Joe. A literal dream match of mine, I just hope WWE doesn't screw us, which they probably will.

>Jinder
He has potential. Interested to see where he goes now that he's probably done with Orton.

>Alexa
She's hit a rough spot of late, but I'll be damned if she can't redeem herself. Not sure HOW exactly, but I have faith.

>Naomi
It's been a pretty boring title run and I'm ready for her to inevitably drop it to someone more important. But not Lana. NEVER Lana.

>Miz
He's rebuilding the IC Belt (again). Hopefully, it doesn't end up on Jeans Ambrose (again). Until a worthy successor is found, stay the course.

>Owens
He's just generally boring with titles, isn't he? Good matches and all, but shit title runs. Perhaps he's best in the chase.

>Cesaro & Sheamus
They're fairly hot right now, so no harm in keeping them going. But how long until The Revival snatches those belts?

>Usos
This is probably their best work in the company and The New Day is a perfect foil to them. Couldn't be happier with them.

>Neville
Arguably the most effective champion in the company. He just keeps getting better and better as his reign continues. Long live the King.

>Dunne
Dude's talented, but with how little the UK Division is utilized, it's hard to judge. I expect great things.

>Roode
Can't get enough of his personality. He carries that belt with so much dignity and I can't wait for him and McIntyre to inevitably face off.

>AOP
Possibly Ellering's greatest work since The Road Warriors. Eagerly bracing for the hoss war they will have with Heavy Machinery.

>Asuka
Fucking end this shit already and move her up to main roster.

>Corbin
The obvious pick to win MITB. Imagine Cena beating Jinder to win the belt, only for Corbin to snatch it out from under him!

>Carmella
Also the obvious pick, but man, did that booking set off a firestorm. I wonder what D-Bry will do about all of this come Tuesday...

>>2774125
Cena will be back soon to save us.

>>2774129
Count the tag teams per partner dude. Brock's definitely a heel regardless if he gets suplex city chants or not. Naomi's pretty much the only face.

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>>2774031
>Brock
No presence on the show, same match every time, no reason to care.
>Jinder
Works smarks so he's tolerable.
>Bliss
Stupidly protected booking kills every division she's in. Shit wrestler, average talker.
>Naomi
Tolerable. I don't get the intense hate some people have for her.
>Miz
Really, again?
>KO
He's doing okay.
>Cesaro and Sheamus
Based team.
>Usos
Solid.
>Neville
Great talent. He'd be a world champion by now if he was American and 6'0''.
>Dunne
Never watched him wrestle desu.
>Roode
Good. Best NXT champion in a while.
>AoP
Solid monster team.
>Asuka
Best champion in the company. Based as fuck.

>Corbs
Does nothing for me.
>Carm
She's growing on me but it's too soon to put a title on her. Hope she waits a long time to cash in.

>>2774136
Still only 14

>>2774164
Isn't Asuka a heel now too?

>>2774031
lol i thought brock retired

>paycheck
>just like one of my animes
>:3
>the ass was fat
> GOAT IC champ, Jericho is main event anyway
>fine, just please don't let his next feud be with Sami
>don't watch raw so I don't know, hope they break the hardy's
>new uce is great
>no one on the neville level
>based but he's on a mark contract so I don't really respect him

>nxt>nxt>nxt

>hope he cashes in soon, pretty boring desu
>at least the smack woman's division will be interesting until summerslam. NIkki can't get back soon enough.

>>2774137
>I don't get the intense hate some people have for her.

She's black and people like to shitpost about it. The fact that she carried Lana's awful ass to a complete match without snapping her neck is an impressive accomplishment, tbf.

>>2774113
Lesnar is now a face ya pinhead.

>>2774233
It's not because she's black. It's because she can't fucking wrestle. Fucking Lana put on a better show then she did.

>>2774031
>Gorilla with Fake Belt
Talk to me when he took on Senior Joe.
>Poo
Gets the job done. Works smarks and brings heat. He's great.
>Bliss
RAM's womens roster is killing her. Get her out of there!
>Naomi
Boring reign, time to drop very soon. Nattie maybe?
>Miz
After the sordid things Deanetty did to the title I'm so glad someone worthy is holding that belt. Keep it until someone good arrives.
>KO
He's alright, but he needs a good feud with a midcarder.
>Sheasaro
Sheamus is having the time of his life and Cesaro as tag team specialist making him look like a million bucks. They're doing alright for themselves. I'm already done with the Hardys now. Until they break they don't exist to me.
>Usos
As long as New Day doesn't have those titles I am okay with them holding it until either the Hype Bros take it or the Gay Cops.
>Neville
Undisputed Cruiserweight GOAT, needs to go and reform the J-Crown.
>Dunne
Needs to compete in an active roster NOW. He's pretty based though.
>Roode
Still pretty based, but again he needs to move on to greener pastures.
>AoP
GOAT MASTODON TAG TEAM
>Asuka
Anti-Asuka poster can seethe all he wants but she's here to stay in the company and she's also cute. Hopefully she'll lose the title to based Thicci.
>Based Long Wolf
I was okay with either Nakamemes, BMAJ, or him winning the briefcase. He needs a midcard championship run before he cashes in though.
>Mella
Her along with Based Hog worked the entire wrestling world into a shoot. She and Hog are the GOATs in my book.

>>2774235
Why? Because he gets cheered? Does that make Roman a heel?

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>Brock
Fine when he shows up
>Jinder
Pretty good
>Bliss
into the trash it goes
>Naomi
into the trash it goes
>Miz
Based IC champ
>KO
Bumped like a god tonight, if he puts that kinda effort into the belt it will be good reign
>Eurotrash Team
Based
>Uggos
Fashion Police deserved a run with it
>Neville
The Tozawa feud is gonna be 10/10
>Dunne
Best wrestler in the company, should beat Lesnar for Universal Title when time comes for him to drop
>NXT HHH
Into the trash it goes
>AOP
The hossfest with Heavy Machinery will be MOTY
>Asuka
into the trash it goes
>Corbin
SHUT UP
>Mella
Cute

Overall p good

>Lesnar
Nine more fucking months.
>Mahal
FIND A NEW FINISH, YOU STUPID FUCK. JESUS CHRIST.
>Bliss
Her weakness in the ring is really apparent and she can't carry the terrible Raw material like she could on SmackDown. She's getting exposed really badly, which sucks, because the stuff she's good at, she's great.
>Naomi
That distraction win didn't do her any favors. I love her, but can we just have a strong babyface champ, please? Goddamn.
>Miz
Great. Don't change a thing, Mike.
>Owens
Okay, MitB is over, go back to being US Champion now, please, you're one of the few highlights of the main roster right now.
>Shesaro
Very solid, I miss face Cesaro, though.
>UCE
Fucking incredible. I love them so much. I want like six more New Day/Usos matches.
>Neville
K I N G. One of the few things I'm excited for in this company nowadays. Tozawa feud gonna be amazing.
>Dunne
The match at Takeover was GOAT, dunno anything else about him yet.
>Roode
Itami match made me a believer. I'd be okay with him having a longer reign and just being an NXT lifer at this point.
>AoP
Fucking based. So excited for a hoss-off with Heavy Machinery
>Asuka
Based, but I know the curtain's falling in a couple months.
>Corbin
HEY JINDER
>Carmella
I thought the way she got it was funny, I dunno.

>>2774179
Yes

>>2774246
No she didn't. Her offence was extremely basic. They covered up Lana's inexperience and kept it simple but it still takes two to tango. Both women did fine.

>>2774031
>your champions

I'm not an E Drone though

>>2774312
>this positivity
Get out normie reeee

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>>2774512
I would do a New Japan version of the thread, but the fact that their roster page is impossible to cut out unlike WWE's on Edge's Web Notes makes me not even bother trying. I'm not going to go the extra mile on paint to screenshot, paste, cut/edit, screenshot again, and repeat for that. Sorry.

Baron Corbin is fan-fucking-tastic

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>>2774593

>>2774627
what's rey mysterio doing in japan

>Tfw it's illegal to like NJPW and WWE

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>>2774627
I'm dabbling around and I think I got it worked on in which it'll be easy for me to make without doing anything painful. I'll probably make it separate from the usual WWE champ threads. When I'll make it is going to be difficult since I don't usually watch New Japan PPVs unless Naito is in it. Plus I don't know in advance all the PPVs New Japan does so I need a list so I can plan ahead.

Miz, Owens, Neville and Dunne are based. don't really care about anyone else. Lesnar is great but he's never around.

>>2774031
all based except borketty

>>2774031
Boring heel territory...

>it's literally all heels except Bork and Naomi

This is a really fascinating timeline

>>2774134
>>Corbin
>The obvious pick to win MITB. Imagine Cena beating Jinder to win the belt, only for Corbin to snatch it out from under him!
You know, a Cena Corbin doesn't sound that bad nowadays. It gives Cena something to do and builds credibility for Corbin if he can get one over Cena

>>2774679
Oh shit Tanahashi has a belt? Cool

>>2774031
>Brock
Shit as always
>Jinder
Improving
>Alexa
Kinda getting tired of her
>Noami
Stupid nigress. Bad champion.
>Miz
Based
>Owens
Okay
>Sheasaro
Okay
>Usos
Based
>Neville
Based
>Dunne
Based as fuck

>NXMeme

>Corbin
Not too thrilled
>Carmella
Okay with it

>>2774101
>calls Neville GOAT
>shades NXT and Dunne

>>2775926
Even Bork will be a heel in most of his upcoming matches against Finn, Seth and Roman.

>>2774137
>Jinder works smarks

He works them into being deathly silent whenever he's in the ring?

>>2774261
>Jinder is great
>Authors of Pain are the GOAT mastodon tag team

the fucking state of your standards

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>>2774031
>tfw the best champion of the company is on least watched show .

Dunn is pretty amazing too , they need to put him on TV more often

>>2775948
Shut up let me be contrarian

>>2775965
It's really more self-contradicting than anything else.

Where do you think Neville got so GOAT?

>Brock
Waste of a title reign because he never shows up

>Jinder
He's been alright so far, we'll see if he keeps it up

>Alexa
Garbage

>Naomi
Even more garbage

>Miz
He's great, but I wish he had moved on to other things by now. He's been around the IC title for over a year.

>Fatass
Based

>Yuropoors
Based. And as an aside, they're the best long term storyline the WWE has had in a LONG time. I don't know if it was on purpose or on accident (probably on accident), but it's been awesome to see.

>Usos
Based, have been doing the best work of their careers recently.

>Neville
Based

>NXMeme and UK Division
>implying

>Big Banter Corbin
Based

>Carmella
She sucks, but her run with the briefcase should be entertaining because of based Ellsworth.

Dunne - Best champion in the company, gets GOAT matches and beats people up for no reason at anytime, truly based.
Everyone else - Who?

>>2775941
Yeah he beat Naito for it. ;_;

>>2774031
JUST
I pretty much hate everyone on the roster. They all suck and are boring.

>>2779640
100 percent right

>>2774134
These are exactly my thoughts. Are you me?

>>2774031
Brock: Meh, but he is dimes so I can't blame Vinny
Jinder: Based
Alexa: Queen
Naomi: meh
Miz: /myguy/
KO: Based
Sheamus and Cesaro: meh
Usos: based
Neville: i don't watch cruiserweight matches anymore so idrk
Pete dunne: he's aiggg
Bobby Roode: his theme is more over than him, fucking m e h
Authors Of Pain: i really don't care
Asuka: meh
Baron Corbin: Charisma Vaccum
Carmella: meh

>>2774050
For you.

>>2779671
>getting worked by WWE shitbooking