>you're a newly appointed wrestler in WWE >Vince approaches

>>2709333
Either a crusade or an old dude with a mustach and a beer belly, eating cod and drinking port wine

IRA member

Braveheart with a drinking problem

>Canadian

Welp...Mountie knockoff it is.

>>2709333
Coffee drinking hipster

>>2709333
Gaucho that dances malambo to the ring but doesn't wrestle because it's too lazy to actually do it.

>>2709333
A black guy with dreads and a soccer ball

Filipino agricultural migrant worker. Speaks broken english.

I would be a samba dancer football player and drug dealer dressed in a monkey suit.

>>2709423
Death Squad Member / Hitman

>>2709333
>Massachusetts
>Angry SJW Cuck who loves Muslims.

Fuck

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>From Georgia
>Time to wave the Stars and Bars
>Time to vocally hate on everything not white or male
>In 2017

>>2709405
Ola Brasil!

>>2709333
A hobbit or wizard or Uso's 2.0

socal cholo who drives to the ring in a crx with mismatched fenders and a fartcan exhaust

UK
Disgruntled backstage politician with a constant scowl on his face.

Either that or a drunk chav because the "posh gentleman" thing has been done already.

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>>2709333
>Mexican
>Declare I'm reconquering the Southwest
>Win the US Championship and drop it to Cena after decent run
>Turn face and become the new Rey Mysterio, except not a memeweight manlet
Pic related is my attire

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Irish
>celtic warrior is taken
>leprechaun is taken
>fat old cunt with a shillelagh is taken
>red-head with a silly accent is taken
drunken fiddle-player it is so

>Chicago

Heel Cop who beats all the minority wrestlers after the bell then gets away with it after a paid week off.

Gaucho that dances Malambo.

Or maybe even beter a heel tamgo dancer? That somehow wrestles in full suit

Confederate Officer
Finisher is The Secession

Retarded drunk hillbilly that married his cousin and wants to bring back the Confederacy

>Connecticut
Connecticut blue blood

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>>2709792
>tfw argentinian
>I don't know how to dance tango

English.
My gimmick is that I humiliate myself at every opportunity.
My finisher consists of jumping off the top rope and landing head first in the centre of the mat.

>>2709807
t. riple h

>>2709826
how many fans nowadays even remember his blue blood gimmick?

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>>2709831
I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keicP9Ch-JM

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Patagonia
A selknam that does weird moves and performs tribal dances when he wins.

>>2709810
two of my uncles and my cousin travelled the whole world dancing tango.

i always wanted to learn.

Another Canadian here. Hockey loving, beer drinking lumberjack with a parka and beard. Catch phrases include "eh" "aboot" and "hoser"

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>>2709333
Aztec war god pic related
Remove the helmet and tone down skills n shit for a sleeker look

Still I'll keep it pretty Savage like alot of black, blood, emerald, gold, and white in the color scheme.

I'll have vignettes of me talking about how I need to sacrifice another unworthy being to appease me.

Or I'll probably just do some Mexican always getting drunk and shit think a mix of guerro and Austin playing into taking jobs I'll be a bit of a free lancer mercenary type deal

>>2709333

French man who constantly hits on women and gets btfo by faces for cucking them.

>>2709384

South American?

>>2709752

10/10 Would actually mark out for this.

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Mojo

Brazilian

I would bribe the fuck out of refs and other wrestlers

>>2710166
Argentine to be more specific.

>>2709854
That'd be kind of creepy. The onas always creeped me out whenever I saw them in history books.

Norwegian

Grow my beard out, braid it, get myself some brown leather pants and a wool jerkin, accept my life as a cheap viking knockoff. Probably going to have to get myself a stupid horned helmet for the first six months of my run.

Then I get stuck in a tag-team with Eric Rowan because i look vaguely Wyatt and creative are hack frauds.

Some kinda...auto-worker who eats cereal, I guess, I dunno.

>From San Francisco

I don't want to be a faggot

>>2709333

Was Born in Flip Land but I lived in the USA for 90 percent of my life but if we go by place of origin

A straight edge filipino who's a southpaw boxer and extremely catholic ?

>>2710238
tom of finlanf gimmick incoming
3rd member of the gay cops