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How do we fix the Ascension?

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Delete them.
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Same way the gay cops got elevated to tag contenders. But really they aren't broken, they're the jobbers they need to be. What's their gimmick besides being LoD wannabes anyway?
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Let them go back to being the Ascension.
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>>2707099
Also, DDPYoga... a lot of it.
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Do they only work house shows? I haven't seen them in a long time.
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back to nxt
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Give them someone with an Alex Jones gimmick as their nemesis
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>>2707081
What's he doing now a days? Maybe give him a call
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They need to go on the Jinder diet and get vascular!
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>>2707081
Have Kane become their manager. Just have his demonic presence turn them into unstoppable powerhouses as long as he's standing at ringside. And give them a Brood pyro entrance coming out the floor and shit.
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>>2707122
>Kane was the Illuminati all along
>turning heel again now that Taker's gone forever
>takes over Smackdown now that Wyatt's gone with Konnor and Victory as his demon ministry

I'm down with that as long as the reign of evil is ended eventually by Breezango.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5h0WsNH6pI

Get them far, far, FAAAARRRRRR away from Vince.
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>>2707136
>Gay Cops take them down by laughing at their poor sense of fashion

Book it.
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I love how they decided to drag them up from NXT and immediately put them in an angle where a bunch of old dudes get triggered and bury them. They couldnt have expected them to be over.
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>>2707122
>>2707116
They definitely could use a manager. Would actually be neat seeing Kane manage someone. I don't think he's ever done that before.
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>>2707116
Him or brother love would be great.
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Surf Dudes with Attitudes
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>>2707122
Kanes running for mayor in Tennessee

>>2707301
Bruce Prichard works for TNA.
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There's no fixing them. Vince and JBL destroyed any credibility they could've had by making them look like goofs for weeks. Jobbers forever.
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>>2707081
They are going to fired them this week.
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>>2707343
>Kane's running for mayor
Illuminati confirmed
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Viktor is literally perfect

future endevour konnor and make viktor the new Kane
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give them X4
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>>2707342
This. They'd actually be over with that gimmick. People would fuckin love it.
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>>2707081
>What's their gimmick besides being LoD wannabes anyway?

No, that's pretty much it.

>they're the jobbers they need to be.

It's just jarring considering they were booked as the most dominant tag team in NXT history, and came up to the main roster solely to be jobbers. I know a lot of really promising NXT call ups get shafted and end up as jobbers, but it was especially strange why they decided to go with that for a team that was so unstoppable that it took the combined forces of KENTA and Finn Balor crawling out of hell as a demon to stop them.
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>>2707525
>but it was especially strange why they decided to go with that for a team that was so unstoppable that it took the combined forces of KENTA and Finn Balor crawling out of hell as a demon to stop them.

How it is strange well you literally described the purpose of their dominance. To get over a Japanese manlet and a male model. Do you even understand wrestling?
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>>2707347
>Jinder Mahal
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They weren't even Road Warrior-likes in NXT
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>>2707532
Ascension had been dominating the NXT tag division for over a year before KENTA & Devitt were signed.
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>>2707859
How does that change their purpose? Being built up to be fed to someone.
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>>2707081
That scene where Breezango walked in on them screaming and grunting was the best thing they've ever done. More comedy shit like that, please.
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Bring up Aleister Black and have them form an edgelord stable.

They can beat the shit out of people while he does his meditation thing.
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>>2708098
Came here to post this, not necessarily play it for laughs all of the time, but more straight up insanity from them would be cool. Like, have a heel team up with them in one of those lame heel singles guy + heel tag team vs face singles guy + face tag team they always do in PPV build-ups and have the heel be utterly weirded out by them psyching each other up and babbling on about conspiracies.

No one is ever taking them seriously as "monsters" at this point, might as well have fun with it.
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"fire them" and send them to Japan for a year or two and bring them back, incel smarks will love them
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>>2708036
That basically describes everybody under WWE contract besides 1 Samoan.
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Future endeavors
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>>2708118
Awful post. Just utterly terrible.
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>>2708134
That's their shitty business model, not mine. I just acknowledge it.
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>>2707081
You can't. They're never going to be top guys in the company. What they're doing now is the best its going to get.
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>>2708202
>in WWE it's either top guys or nothing

They could easily be players in the tag team division
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>>2708161
>implying indie-drones wouldn't worship any wwe jobber after they spent some time in Japan doing m-muh strong style
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>>2707342
>hanging 10
>highing 5
>drawing dimes

Push Surf Dudes with Attitudes
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Keep everything about their gimmick exactly the same except have them star in vignettes where they give helpful safety tips at the end of every episode.
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>>2708211
>this is what the /wwe/ marks actually BO-lieve

Jinder wrestled in Japan and he's still absolute shit
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>>2707342
Kinda groovy.
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