>"Enzo you're fucking donezo"

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>"Amore by the time I'm done with you, my cock will be so far up your skinny ass you'll be a-more gay"

>enzo consider yourself friend zoned

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>I hope you liked my new finisher. I call it 'Big boom, only nigger left in the room'

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>>2704662

>'only one in the room', let me break it to ya' like sour limes, you're the only one cause you draw zero dimes

>By the time i'm done with you, 'Zo
>maybe next week you WONT be around

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>>2704667

>How you doin'? More like how you pooin'?

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>>2704667

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>>2704667

>You call yourself the best? In the back Vince gave me roids and said 'you're the next Test'

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>>2704672

>How I'm pooin''? I'm in a wheelchair and my new friend helps me poo in the loo and...and fuck it, jinder make sure you hinder his fucking face so he draws no matches on tinder

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>>2704688

>Zo, when I look at your hair I want you to wear a bow, and make you my bitch, cause I'm a fucking faggot yo

I really, really, really like this thread

Is Enzo the heel?

Cuppa haters
How you doing?
7 foot tall
How you doing?
Can't teach that
How you doing?
SAWFT
How you doing?

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>>2704708

>And I hope you didn't shave, lickity splits, you know my fetish better than anybody, but for those that don't...I like to fuck armpits

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>My name is Enzo and this gimmick's drab, now watch how I finish this poorly written promo with a dab

Does enzo even have a finisher? He never uses it.

>>2704845
DDG, aka a DDT from the middle rope
But his and Cass got the Badaboom SHAKALAKA

>yfw cass shows up on Smackdown, splatters memesworth and takes back Carmella so they can be the new power couple

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>last week Corey Graves said he would like to shake the hand of the man who attacked Enzo
>Big Cass shook his hand yesterday

>>2704650
get this man into the jinder wellness program so he can be the next built mastodon.

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>>2704917
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

D E E P E S T
L O R E

KINO-TIER FORESHADOWING

Enzo, your ass is like grass and I'm the lawn mower because I'm gonna fuck you!

>'Badaboom , only tall guy in the room , shut your mouth nerds'
I want Cass to hate on manlets as a gimmick.

>>2705014
that would be based, he needs to call up kevin nash and scott stiener for tips.

>>2704917

F U C K I N G
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>This little faggot held be back, watch when his body joins the stack. For too long have I felt I've been stuck, so once I'm done with Enzo, I'm coming for my girl Ellsworth, cause I'm no cuck

>>2705077
You gotta add in some reference to whatever town he's in, but other than that, 10/10

This is the best thread /asp/ has had in weeks

>>2704917
Big Microphone Corey working Big Cuck into his own work

Can you remind me what's the purpose of splitting Enzo and Cass? On Raw they only have the Hardys as the faces. Maybe Slater and Rhyno but nobody cares about them now. Meanwhile there're the good brothers, the revival and Sheamaro on the heel side. Furthermore, a third tag team split in less than a month?

>>2705311
they need another big guy in the low/mid mainevent with braun out i guess.

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>>2704917

>>2705324

>Braun
>Midcard

Also Cass is weak as shit/can't wrestle. Can barely do a side slam

>>2704917
>Cass managed by Graves
That could actually work I guess.

>>2704667
Kek

>>2704655
TOP KEK

this is some weaponized autism

ENZO NO-MORE

>>2704917
>>2705338
OH MY GOODNESS

Reminder that Cass was nobody for years before Enzo
Reminder that Cass was the personal jobber to Aiden English while Enzo had a broken leg
Reminder that Cass was not over and going absolutely nowhere while Enzo was concussed

>>2705311
Vince hates money.

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>Get with the times Cass, no one likes a fat tittied heel anymore, you draw zero dimes.

>Yo those tits, look like bags full of taters, filled with gyno they look sad, almost like a couple haters

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>>2708270

>After I'm done making you my bitch, your ass is gonna need a stitch. I'm not entirely selfish though Zo, you know that. I got gnashers like skyscrapers, and it just so happens we're in New York, when I'm done sucking your cock you're gonna need new pork. Sausages

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>"Las Vegas"?
>More like "My Anus"

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> Cass going solo, don't make me laugh! Without me he'll be as over as a babyface Bella. You'll be released within months as I'll be the one left drilling Carmella! How you doin'!

>>2704917
Damn... and people insult the genius mind of Vince McMahon.

>every single post in this entire fucking thread
CRINGE!!!

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>>2708284

>Where's your girl Zo? All I see is your grandma on instagram, and you know she's a nice lady. She took my 7" tall dick and I never called again, I stood her up like the real slim shady.

How come they turned Cass heel while Roman is still babyface?

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>>2704766
What?

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>>2704917
Wew lad

>>2704917
WWE does not have anywhere near that much attention to detail, this confirms it wasn't Big Cass.

Cass: Because Enzo...
Cole: Oh no!
Cass: There's only...
Cole: Don't do it Cass!

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>>2704917

Oh fuck

>>2704655
Kek

>>2704917
This is way too good for WWE booking, but god I hope so.

>>2708477

>liking Corey