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How long before Dwayne calls Vince?

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How long before Dwayne calls Vince?
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>mfw Dwayne is still richer than Vince
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My brother worked on that movie. He's furious that there are no boob scenes since he and the team spent days filming them.
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They put it out at the wrong time.
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zac efron is poison
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>>2704213
I just learned this and I'm pissed about it. People watched Baywatch for giant titties, how could they fuck that up.
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>>2704218
the right time was like twenty years ago when baywatch was popular and the rock was cool
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>>2704227
Enjoy your cock and balls scenes instead
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>>2704239
How obviously gay is Dwayne? He's an executive producer for this.
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>the rock is a draw

/asp/ BTFO
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>>2704242
Hey now, don't send those bad vibes this way
It's just a lil' raunchy R rated fun that you critics don't get.
Huge disconnect going on right now
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I'm willing to throw down a $1000 that if you replaced The Rock with C.M Punk the movie would have done at least $75 Mil.
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>>2704207
Whaaa? LMAO OP, audiences have been literally peeing themselves in the theater. I'm sorry that this comedy isn't for you but audience across the country disagree. LOL
#BAYWATCH
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>>2704250
This is a post that Phil would write himself
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>>2704207
This is one of those movies that any normie off the street can tell it'll be a huge flop, same as that King Arthur movie by Guy Ritchie that is/was out recently. Just goes to show the huge disconnect movie producers have with, y'know, regular human beings.
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>>2704264
Maybe they think anything remotely nostalgic will be a huge hit. It's like Transformers and capeshit have permanently altered executive's understanding of what sells.
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The absolute state of (((Hollywood))). What next, The Rock in a Saved By The Bell movie.
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>>2704274
>capeshit

Only autists use that term
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>>2704276
Literally Jumanji.
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>>2704276
Rock as the Principal has some potential...
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>>2704282
*Super hero movies
I'm not an autist anymore :^)
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>>2704286
And people thought he was the next Arnold/Stallone
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>>2704299
Depends, do you use the term kino?
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>>2704300

Because they had one great success after the other...
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>>2704303
Only when describing ground-breaking pornography
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>>2704211
> Dwayne Johnson's net worth: $190 million
> Vince McMahon's net worth: $1.18 billion
> Dwayne is still richer than Vince
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>>2704300
>Stallone never had any stinkers
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>>2704312
Do you actually know what Net worth means?
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>>2704306
>>2704317
And what iconic roles/movies have you had, Dwayne?
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>>2704256
it would draw that many dimes just from virgin antismarks looking for new reasons to complain about cm punk on the internet
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>>2704331
>contradicted
>"hurr hi [X]!"

Are we really pretending Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is watchable?
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>>2704343
Stop deflecting
Arnold and Stallone are action movie icons, what has Dwayne done to even come close to them?
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>>2704256
>>2704340
To be fair CM Punk got people to watch UFC and MTV
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>>2704348
You're the only person making that argument here.
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>baywatch without tiddys

the studios and financiers should be furious
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>>2704213
Thus is false right. Daddario blesses us with those titties again right.
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>>2704357
Also Daddario's character is supposed to be a geeky unattractive nerd or something, it's like she's trying hard not to be Jason Statham'd
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>>2704355
Are you saying people weren't saying he was gonna be the next action star? Arnold even did a cameo in The Rundown as a passing the torch moment.
>>2704360
Nope. Enjoy your cock scenes though
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>better actor
>better movies
>better guy
>not gay
big Dave is emerging as the true top star
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>>2704250
>some skinny fat greasy dude running in slow motion movie
>edgy fat and bi curious smarks being the target audience
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>>2704282
You're forgetting where you especially at which board
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>>2704366
No I'm not. Please stop inventing arguments to be mad about.
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>>2704370
I don't even like island nigger, but all of those things are wrong.
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>>2704317
Problem is Rock ONLY has stinkers.
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WHEN I WAS
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>>2704370
>>better movies

He gets in "ONE" good film with a bunch A listers and he's suddenly better. Hell even Vin Diesels character was more over than him in the film and he did was literally grunt.

Give it time, Batista is gonna get Rock'd once he starts taking one too many shit roles
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>>2704407
Fast & Furious movies literally print $$$
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>>2704392
He was in shape for his UFC debut and he looks better than Dwayne & Zack combined
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>>2704421
Doesn't make them good and he isn't the solo star of those movies either
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>>2704207
He's fine. He's still got the FF franchise (with possible own spinoff) to lean back to, that Shazam movie from DC in the works and he's the lead in that new Jumanji reboot.

Now if for insane reasons all of those 3 projects crap out, then maybe yes Dwayne will hit Vince on speedial.
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>>2704421
Rocketty isn't the number one draw for them movies, he joined after it was already a huge franchise

just like wrestling, he just carried on what Austin built
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>>2704417
You do know he will be in the fucking sequel of blade runner, right?, that alone puts him leagues above the rock.
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>>2704456
F&F was dead until Dwayne came along
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>>2704466
Not really, it got even more popular after Walker's death
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>>2704406

Name 10 good Rock movies.
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>>2704468
>Rock joined in Fast V
>Walker died in Furious 7
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>>2704417
>a listers
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>>2704493
>FF made 4 movies without rock
>FF was dead without rock
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>>2704469
>moving the goalposts
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Batista isn't a main eventer yet in movies

We need to see him in a starring role before comparing to the pebble
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>>2704411
>Rotten Tomatoes
aka where unemployed libtards with a humanities degree voice their frustration

Look at the review:
Boobs jiggling? Sexism!!!
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>>2704558
>paid to write reviews
>unemployed
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>dwayne the pebble johnson doesn't show up to shill movie on wwe tv
>it flops

rly waters my melon
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>>2704558
Ladies need to realize that men are attracted to tits and nice bodies and just fucking deal with it. They can bitch all they want but all the bitching in the world isn't going to make them more attractive or someone else uglier.
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>>2704213
they'll just be on the BAYWATCH UNRATED BLU RAY (TM)
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>>2704207
>Dwayne can't turn a role down Johnson

maybe if he didn't take anything thrown at him he'd be more successful.

he's the new Nicolas Cage
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>>2704622
this wasnt an example of that

he produced this shit
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>>2704628
that's even worse
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>>2704628

He wants dimes not oscars
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>>2704648
and this did neither
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>>2704551

>can't even name one
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>>2704558
The STATE of (you)

The movie has actual penis is and ZERO bare tits. You should be thanking Rotten Tomatoes
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>>2704348
Leech off the Fast and Furious series
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Rock confirmed gay anti-draw.
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>no tits
>plenty of penis
typical Dwayne movie. is there any doubt he's GAY
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Only rural rednecks and suburban retards dislike Baywatch. All city people liked it.
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>>2704774
whose penis? I love baywatch now
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>>2704207
Dwayne has been in worse.
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>>2704417
>"ONE" good film
>implying the second GotG movie was bad

Big Dave has been in at least 2 good films
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>>2704774
>ZERO bare tits
really? even shaumer showed one of her tits in her new movie.
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>>2704417

>GotG
>James Bond
>Blade Runner

Tista is the real A-Lister!
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>>2704242
woah woah woah, just because Dwanye "The Cock" Johnson likes a big ol' pair of sweaty flopping brazilnuts in a speedo doesn't mean he's gay. He's a normal, functioning homosexual. He's just an average guy who pounds his golf caddy in the 19th hole every sunday and occasionally googles up some gnarly, veiny cock footage after dinner. But he ain't gay.
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>>2704622
>Nic Cage
this 'doesn't turn down a role' meme needs to die. He turns down hundreds of roles a year, the dude is just literally fucking addicted to high-powered virile performances. He cannot stop being a vessel for chaos on the silver screen.

>Vampire's kiss?
The digital equivalent to the Sistine Chapel
>Deadfall
Brando wishes he could bring that kinda heat
>The Weather Man
The guy manages to upstage Michael Caine. MICHAEL CAINE.
>Leaving Las Vegas
you do understand he WON an Oscar for that. not a nomination. He WON an OSCAR.


Lay off the cage. If Nic could go back 20 years in time and got hooked on steroids instead of cocaine he would have dominated the fucking ring. The Rock WISHES he could Promo like Nic "There is no one else in this entire office I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest here, Alva, the lowest. Bottom of the totem pole. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here who has been here longer than you, every one. And even if there was someone here who was here just one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Dwayne. It's a horrible, horrible job, sifting through contract after old contract, and you have to do it. You HAVE to do it or I'll fire you. Do you understand that?! DO YOU?!" Cage
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That Daddario slut was his daughter in that Rock vs the Earthquake movie. Why didnt he cast her as his wife
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>>2704463
>an unnecessary nostalgia pandering cashgrab directed by all style, no substance: the director
>puts him leagues above

no
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>>2708230
What about the droves of straight-to-video money laundering projects he's been pumping out by the dozens a year since the turn of the decade?
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