Ram Gamethread #4

>>2702378
first for I'm the worst thing besides Carter to happen to this board

IM ALL THE WAY UP

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>yfw NJPW fags were right all along

Smacklads always win

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>>2702378

Rate this episode of RAM on a scale of 1-10.

I'm giving it a 1.

>>2702378
el nene llora dice papi papi donde esta smack

The crowd is fucking dead. Sweet jesus RAM is so shit. If I wasn't able to put it on as background noise while playing vidya I wouldn't watch. I dont see how a person could actually sit down and WATCH this crap for 3 hours

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>Nothing can stop me. I'm all the way up?

What did he mean by this?

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>>2702391
This.

Also does anyone have the A-List one with Maryse on the bottle?

>>2702394
2 just for bliss ass

>>2702387
You're literally Carter. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>2702394
3. I enjoyed dar vs swann, the triple threat, and based big ratings revival

I'm extremly obese and stupid

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Holy fucking shit, I just watched the Baywatch remake bros

Pls don't believe the stingy Jewish critics and the shills on the Internet, it truly is the movie of the year which changed my outlook on life

It's absolutely worth the $13 I paid to watch at my local movie theater

I'm glad to have supported The Rock and you should too /asp/

>>2702405
sorry honey, try again you sad little man

>>2702409
Hi Dwayne!

>>2702409
Inb4 hi Dwayne

>>2702409
Fuck off Dwayne

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>>2702409
just did and it was FUN!

>>2702409
if you did see it then tell me what the graphic nudity is

>>2702409
Jesus Rock, get a hobby

>>2702409
Epic!

>>2702394
2 so far Bliss couldn't save it with that awful overdrawn segment but it can go higher if Brock shows up to squash the sheildettys

Didn't see the Bliss segment.

Was it as bad as it fucking sounds?

>>2702413
>>2702415
Close, but no cigar

>>2702409
>>2702418
Dwayne pls go

>>2702424
Even far worse

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>>2702424
yes but she's still hot in it

>>2702424
It was the worst segment of the night. Booker T even said "this is hard to watch"

>>2702424
Short Answer: Yes

Long Answer: Fucking terrible

>>2702410
>>2702408
>fishing for replies this hard
Here, have one last pity (You)

>>2702432
I think Booker is actively trying out get out of Raw
How can we help him lads

>>2702409
>the most electrifying man in sports entertainment
Hi Dwayne

AMIGOS , acabo de llegar de ver Baywatch , absolutamente obra maestra.
Deben de apoyar a la roca , la pelicula es totalmente merecedora de un oscar. Absolutamente la mejor pelicula del mes.

>>2702424
It was better than Baywatch

>>2702424
its trending on twitter

Are they going to do a storyline with Corey Graves? Pls no. Heel Cole was insufferable. That shit they're doing in TNA with Josh Matthews is equally as grating. Pls no more heel announcer storylines.

>>2702424
horrible

It's such an empty thing to constantly mention someone was the first champion ever of some belt they don't even have anymore. Especially annoying with Balor, who didn't even hold the title for 24 hours.

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>>2702437
Say something bad about THE BIG DAWG.

>>2702441
>not guardianes de la bahia
no me convences

Based Big Draw Roman will save Raw

>>2702443
I just see Enzo

If you still aren't convinced that Vince is completely out of touch after these segments, I don't know what to tell you.

>>2702441
Vete a la mierda Roca

>>2702436
Hi Carter!

>>2702404
So Vince Russo's become a crazy old man sending incoherent vlogs from his cabin in the woods, is that where he's at now?

>take to the skies
>dives through middle rope

>>2702441
Del mes? Que estas dijiendo, Hermano? Es la mejor pelicula del los pasado 10 anos! No lo puedo recomendar mas, tienen que salir a ver la ESTE MOMENTO!

>>2702457
The Varg of wrestling

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I keep hoping it gets better and it never does. Probably never will. Phil was right bros

>>2702436
Yelissa-posting is the new meme get with the times old man

...

I'm pretty sure that's Neville's first loss by pinfall or submission since joining the Cruiserweight Division.

>Extreme Rules is this weekend
Christ. Think I'll just go see Wonder Woman again.

800,000 suicide dives ffs

good thing no one is watching

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what did sasha do to deserve this?

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>crystal clear

>Sethetty and Romanetty main event
Holy shit we are going for 1.0 ratings

Why doesn't Roman have blue eyes anymore?

Raw manages to disappoint me after my expectations have fallen so low. I don't know what Vince is thinking but I hope something goes right. At least Smackdown has aj and naka to carry the rest of the garbage

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how's Bliss feeling backstage after that?

>awful Balor match
>awful diva segment
>BETTER BOO ROMAN LOL

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Aww shit, shots fired.

based big dog

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>>2702473
SHUCKIN' 'n' JIVIN'

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>>2702473
What did my dick do to deserve this?

>>2702484
>leyend
At least Lita isn't doing porn yet?

>>2702484
a leyend

>>2702473
be black

>>2702424
yes, everything wrong with the pg era
she didnt even call her a loser.

>>2702483
They're all shit senpai. If you want to support a big guy, pick jinder or Corbin. Raw is finished

>>2702484
>A leyend
Hmm.

>(((MTV))) bringing back fear factor

>>2702484
Karma's a bitch

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>Fear Factor is still a thing

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>>2702484
>a leyend

>>2702484
a layend

ベイウォッチは、今年のベスト映画です見に行きます

>>2702473
You see, people like Sasha don't win championshions. People like Sasha dance to entertain people like me.

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>>2702502
>>2702501
You guys are assholes, I didn't even notice that, now I can't unsee it.

Neville is VERY angery!!!

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when is it going to end?

KINO TIME

everyone is being rude to Charles tonight!

BASED

FUCKING

GOLDUST

KINO

K I N O
I
N
O

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>Truth

BASED GOLDIE

Didn't he already do this promo?

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>>2702473
Huh, the further away she is from the title, the hotter she looks.

>Booker T just standing there looking bored and lost

Please move the man to smack

>>2702484
she's drunk :(

Based old school Goldust.

Goldust low frame rate promos pisses me off

>>2702508
:^))))

>>2702506
Piss off Dwayne

Who would have thought 6 months ago Goldust would have the best segment on Raw?

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>>2702484
>she thinks she's the queen of extreme

LOL!

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Goldust promos are fucking goat. Also when is Charly doing photoshoots for WWE?

Goldust is better off on Smackdown against Aiden English or something

>>2702519
Really makes you think...

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>>2702523

AW SHIT, R TRUTH COUNTER PROMO

Kinodust with one more IC title run when?

THIS

IS

KINO

BASED GOLDUST AND R-TRUTH

BRING BACK SHATTERED DREAMS

>>2702524
The music is making me unironically SEETHE

>>2702506
ファナキをやめる

Fuck. This. Company.

>>2702496
her AAA is showing

THE BIRTH OF WRESTLEKINO

oh lord we're really doing this

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BASED

SAY WHAT AGAIN

Goldust vs Truth is literally the only good thing about RAM

GOOD SEGMENT

goldust in 2017

>I'M COMIN FOR YOU, NIGGA

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>goldie getting a singles heel push

MOTHER FUCKING WRESTLEKINO

HELL YEAH

when fucking golden truth has the best segment of the night

>>2702484
it's a roleplay account

Wait I missed a little bit, what did Graves see on his phone?

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH

>YOU GONNA GET GOT

BASED TRUTH IS BACK

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>>2702532

BASED GOLDUST

how can this get bett--

BASED R TRUTH AS WELL

SEFF
FREAKING
ROLLINS

OLD SCHOOL VIGNETTES

FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD ON THIS SHITTY SHOW... THE A+PLAYER SETH FREAKING ROLLINS, LADS I'M GOING TO MASTURBATE SO HARD TO THIS MATCH

>seth rollins
jeff hardy wannabe

Based truth back up in the heezy

WE NEED MORE OF THIS GOLDUST AND R-TRUTH

GOLDEN TRUTH HEEL REIGN WHEN?

>>2702556
Kurt Angle's nude pictures

BASED GOLDUST AND TRUTH WITH WRESTLEKINO

ONLY GOOD SEGMENT IN THIS FUCKING SHITFEST.

inb4 the match ends in a clusterfuck with all 5 opponents beating each other up and cole saying "we'll see you at extreme rules this sunday only on the wwe network!"

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>>2702569

>>2702570
They need to add this segment to their big match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHroYC5D8W8.

Where are Kaitlyn's nudes?

give your money up goyim

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>yfw little jimmie returns next week

>>2702573
it would be less predictable to just finish a fucking match for once

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>>2702569
DELET THIS

>>2702581
http://www.trannytube.tv/

Just when I'm enjoying 205 Horsetty shows up

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>>2702584
Who's that?

Based kingslayer is going to make the little pup his bitch again

sethfags unite

SASHA BANKS DEMOTED TO MIDGET MEN LIVE

HAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT

CONFIRMED RATINGS POISON

getting tired lads

>Sasha on 205 Live now

J U S T
U
S
T

>Seth jobber entrance

>>2702591
18+ keep it 1000 tbqhwy famalam.

>>2702581
THIS

>eruption of boos as the music hits

Fuck Roman

>yfw Cornette v Bischoff is the best feud if 2017

Holy shit, his logo is 2 R's, I always thought it was some stupid spider thing

>and he beat the crap out of me

>>2702606
whoaaaaaaa

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>>2702591

why do they grease their hair so much

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>>2702606
oh fuck

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This is why Baywatch bombed RR poisons everything he touches and poor Rocky had no idea it was gonna kill his career

the shieldettys in the main event of the woat RAM ever is pottery

>>2702611

It's called the Haitch Hair factor.

Reigns heel confirmed

>>2702611
It's water. It's supposed to make them look more intense.

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>>2702606

>that was real right there

this match isn't bad, I'm still trying to get over r truth and goldust having based promos

stopped watching after hardy's match, anything worth going back to see?

u da man seff

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>>2702610

>>2702606
I always thought it was some stupid insect thing, and I still do. I don't see two Rs.

>tfw watched Twin Peaks over Raw

>>2702626
R truth goldust promo was based otherwise avoid this like the plague

Roman is working hard heel right now. Why do they still try to push this dude as a face?

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>tfw went to the kitchen and missed goldust / truth

If dubs Roman severely breaks his neck and dies in the ring

Just got home what did I miss?

>>2702626
goldie-truth kino

my pits reek

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>>2702625
How quickly people forget when R-Truth's segments were the only thing worth watching Raw for a couple years ago.

those alexas ads are disturbing

>>2702584
Is little jimmy a mark or smark?

Who won the 3-way?

>>2702651
Samoa joe

All those empty front frow seats where seth just got thrown at. People leaving early to get away from this garbage

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>>2702625
>>2702643

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>>2702641
Don't make me say it.

i've heard louder 205 live crowds

Skipped the entire show? How shit was it?

>that kid in the front row
>You will never have that much fun with wrestling again

I'm beginning to think the suicide dive is the worst "move" in wrestling right now.

>>2702664
I made the mistake of watch it, it was complete unpolished crap

>>2702659
>2 main guys wrestling each other who both have a hand in decades long low TV ratings
>3rd hour ratings are taking massive hits

Bravo Vince.

>>2702669
I haven't watched in weeks. Feels great

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>My Sister comes to watch RAW only when either Roman or Seth show up

>>2702668
The roll up is the best. Unstoppable

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>>2702654
GTFO, I have that same picture saved.

Y..You a fellow /truthbro/?

>>2702668
It looks great when it isn't a bullshit safe spot, why bother making it a spot if it's just a push

that was cool

>>2702673
Tell her to switch over to the drifter these 2 fuckers suck

>safest buckle bomb ever

wow its almost like seth injured sting on purpose

kek that superman punch was awesome

nice spot

This is a really good match.

>>2702684
lol he literally slowed down his pace

is that erik rowan cosplay in the front row?

>>2702684
Sting asked him to. He'd rather live off WWE workman's comp than keep jobbing to everyone.

This match is actually bretty gud man. Too bad this was literally one of the worst episodes of RAW ever.

are they playing this match at 0.75 speed?

Roman Reigns never had a great matc-

>>2702684
He was booked to end his creer, read his accomplishments

THE A+PLAYER, THE UNDISPUTED FUTURE OF WWE, MR SEXY ASS LOTTERY, THE ARCHITECT, THE MAN WHO BUILT AND DESTROYED THE SHIELD, MR MONEY IN THE BANK, THE NEW DAY CAPTAIN, THE WHITE RANGER, THE CROSSFIT JESUS, THE FIRST NXT CHAMPION, THE MAN WHO DID THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, THE GUY THAT RETIRED STING, THE 2015 SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, THE FIRST EVER WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT AND UNITED STATES CHAMPION, THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR JINGLE TINGLE, THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT, THE FIRST MAN TO PIN ROMAN REIGNS CLEAN, THE GUY THAT FINN BÁLOR IS A CHEAP SECOND RATE KNOCK OFF, THE MAN THAT BROUGHT MOLTRES AND HO OH'S SACRED FIRE IN A TORCH TO WRESTLEMANIA, THE GOAT, THE KINGSLAYER, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE MAN

SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS

>>2702677
Never forget little Jimmy's birthday

>>2702697
Just like in wwe 2k17

>Showing both respect
>Roman Sucks!

Ramen weens lel

Does he ever get to land the flippyshit splash?

>inb4 record-low ratings

BIG DOG

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50/50 booking

where were you when Deanetty wasn't the Janetty?

>Roman wins
Good. Thank fuck he is confirmed not winning on Sunday

Spear has to be the worst finisher, nice match, shit finish, like always.

>>2702701
Holy
Fucking
Cringe

so rollins pins reigns at extreme rules?

Wow, this is unusual, Roman Reigns wins.

Es hora de calificar esta porquería de ram

>2/10

wish they would have made Roman look strong

Women and white kids are killing the business

>all those empty seats

>>2702712
I unironically love spears and have since I was little

>>2702573
>>2702585
Wow, it was a clean finish and no clusterfuck

And Roman wins.. again..
Why am I even watching this show

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>>2702717
LLegué recién, pero por los comentarios, me siento afortunado.

>>2702717
1/10
solo goldust mereció la pena

>>2702717
1/10 hermano y nomas por que The Revival se aparecio.

More like Steal Country

who /tablefor3/ here?

that was the best main event match in a while

>>2702730
I wanna hear jim drop 50 f-bombs

>>2702707
On ppv's

I fucking hate wwe, this was a WrestleMania main event match, i was hoping the fatasses will come to the dq end... THEY WASTED THIS MATCH ON A REGULAR RAW, REEEEEEE
AND ROMAN WON CLEAN, FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

bischoff is about to school cornette on the business

>>2702737
Jim is gonna do all the talking

>>2702714
They need to make it a Finn/Seth/Brock triple threat some how, both alone aren't booked strong enough right now to face Brock in a singles for the title.

>those smarks with the faggy Seth and Balor shits in the crowd getting worked and pissed by the ending
AHAHAHA

I just got back, did Based Big Dog show up and win yet?

>>2702746
No but jim is choking eric

>>2702717
Papi que ram tan mierda

Is this the worst raw since the split?

>>2702717
Nos vemos mañana papi con el show A

russo bashing?

seriously guys?

>>2702757
That was nothing, listen to any of jims podcast's he burns a half hour just screaming about Russo

>>2702717
2/10

MODERN BUSINESS BTFO

>>2702649
Little Jimmy is the ultimate mark.

>>2702717
No vi RAW hoy y se tardan 1000 años para subir las cosas a youtube

De que me perdi hoy?

>comparing Cena to Reigns

cornette completely bitched up

Would a Cornette/Bischoff/Russo run promotion completely destroy the WWE?

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>>2702790
didn't watch, but apparently they had a Bayley: This is your life segment with her and Alexa Bliss. It was received VERY negatively, some are saying that was the worst of the year

>>2702484
>leyend
What did she mean by this? .

>>2702805
cornette would fuck it up

>>2702808
Why?

>>2702726
Got any more gifs like this?

>>2702882
It wasn't funny