https://youtu.be/MTXSD3NIZ08
>that silly shot editing and shitty music laid on top of 'drama'
holy shit i see MTV hasn't changed one bit since the last time I saw it in like 2003
>>2691666
hahaha
>>2691666
>getting btfo by a guy called johnny bananas
JUST
>nobody would pay a dime to see your ass
>*punk waves to the camera*
>hey, /asp/ how you doin'?
>>2691666
look at him drinking that water nervously. he knows what johnny said hit too close to home
is johnny /ourguy/?
MTV still exists?
>He should change his name to CM Bitch because that's all that he does
how will BM punk ever recover
Why is Punk going backwards?
>>2691666
the other guy was acting like a 14 year old .
i understand how that impressive to some people , especially in america, but , really its pretty embarrassing for an adult to behave like this
>>2691666
> Guy talks shit to Punk
> Punk has a come back
> Guy goes REEEEEEEEEEEE
And somehow Punk is the bitch in all this?
>>2691666
> What do you do for a living?
> AH DON' GO TO LA U EF C AN GET MA ASSS WOOPED
> Pff... at least people came and paid money to see my ass get kicked
> D:<
Also:
> You couldn't make in wrestling
You mean the multiple time WWE Champion and longest running?
Punk BHTFO, the other literally who guy sounds just like the anti-smarks who post here.
>>2692439
>>2692446
>>2692454
>>2692458
Why are people still defending this guy? Punk left the WWE like a bitch and abandoned his fans.
>>2692548
>it's a "/wwe/ babby has abandonment issues" post
>Phil bullied
>Punk blasted on TV
He actually had a legit comeback. The other guy was blown the fuck out
i don't like cm phil at all but johnny bananas made him look like a hero, "cm bitch", really?
>>2692439
>other guy was acting like a 14 year old
This doesn't apply to Phil? Go back and watch his promos, might have been good at the time but in retrospect he comes off as a edgy/cringey 14 year old who bitches about not getting everything she wants
>>2692573
Wrong
When is Phil coming back to WWE?
>>2691666
Trips of the devil
Also CM Cuck draws ZERO dimes because literally NOBODY knew he was on a shitty show on mtv. When will he finally neck himself, /asp/?
The best part is right at the end of the episode, when CM Punk declares himself a winner because Johnny Bananas got eliminated due to something that had nothing to do with Phil. Also funny is the part when Phil admits that he doesn't want to be eliminated, because he doesn't want to go home. Presumably because his wife is batshit.
I'm watching this show specifically because of my hatred of CM Punk.
>>2692830
>I'm watching this show specifically because of my hatred of CM Punk
You must have a pretty sad life then
Going on an MTV reality show is objectively the least punk rock thing you could ever possibly do
t. Punk rock guy in his 30s
>>2692573
Revisionism from people who only watched le pipebomb. He's cut great promos before and after that. He was just natural in front of a crowd and was good at being subversive and funny. That's why I like him.
>>2691666
LOL
Based Bananas
>>2692614
>>2692830
Based Pepsiman living in your heads rent-free.
>>2692830
And y'all keep claiming Punk is irrelevant and can't draw. Yet 3 years after not mentioning wrestling once, he's still making you hate watch shitty TV on his name alone. Tell me how that works
>>2692842
>t. Failure rationalizing his sadness.
FTFY
>CM Punk? he should change his name to CM Bitch, cause that's all he does
Fucking destroyed
Dammit OP I was really hoping to see Punk get BTFO here but he actually held his own
Misleading thread
I heard the dimes line and closed the tab, Punk won right there.
>Phil's fancucks quickly cock riding him in YT comments about how he could beat Bananas cause muh 2 years of MMA training
Honestly, anyone who thinks that cuck trained 2 years is an absolute moron, or someone who didn't see him in his first and only fight against the Mickey "The dad kisser" Gall.
>getting worked by a scripted reality show
>>2691699
Welcome to American TV
>>2692938
He threw a punch, Gall countered with a takedown. How does that matter?
>>2692943
he threw a punch that missed by 4 feet, i can do that with 0 years of training
the only impressive thing about phil was was that even after getting punched in the side of the head for 2 minutes he did not look in trouble of being knocked out so mickey had to tap him instead
>>2692946
I'm not going to praise Punk for participating in the UFC but that does not give you or some hack named Banana to have any opinion on Punk. Punk can still kick your ass
>>2692548
That doesn't mean he should be bullied for it, it's his life and he should work wherever he wants. Why do fans like you want to keep him hostage at wwe?
>>2691666
>phil literally tells this nobody he would never draw a dime
Fucking based.
>>2691666
>this is his future
JUST
>>2692835
My life is fucking amazing, pal.
Just imagine this, you worked in wwe for close to a decade, made a name for yourself and won championships, fans loved and respected you, at this point of his life any wrestler would be respect and treated as a mvp and eventually go into the Hall of Fame, but Phil decided to ruin it all, he could've been a legend but he chose to become a joke that everybody laughs at, his image completely destroyed, I actually feel bad for him now.
>>2692884
It works like this:
1. I change the channel on my TV, which is just on for background noise while I do something else more worthwhile (like shitposting on 4chan.)
2. My ears perk up at the sound of his whiny, complaining voice and I enjoy a moment of how much of a joke CM Punk has become both as a brand, as a man.
3. That's pretty much it.
>>2692439
>especially in america
You just answered your own question. The SHANTY TOWN of America right now.
You saw how he destroyed NFL star
>>2693018
Don't dude is a legit asshole he refused to do any make a wish stuff he has publicly stated how much he hates wrestling fans he was known for having a massive bitch fest to higher ups when shit didn't go his way he says he is a Paul Heyman guy because Paul was legit a spineless and gulliable fat fuck so he was able to threaten to quit or would get mad and bitch and moan till Paul finally gave it to what he wanted...
Fuck CM Punk dude didn't respect the business at all and he is a nothing more then a try hard crying faggot like all the edgy fucking straight edge people are I am glad he is gone fucking queer.
>>2693136
Hi Paul
>>2693136
What's wrong with refusing the make a wish stuff? It's one of those things that if you're not fully into, you shouldn't be doing.
>>2692458
Punk never closed out Wrestlemania even as the champ and was never the #1 guy over Cena. In terms of being the next Hogan, Rock, Austin, or Cena he was a failure and he quit because he couldn't deal with it.
>>2693136
>he refused to do any make a wish
Source on this?
I find this hard to believe
I remember there was a news story of some old guy who got shot in his eye during a robbery, but he told the news reporter he was more upset because The Rock had just beaten Punk for the title. I remember Punk reached out to that guy, so I'd be surprised if he refused Make-A-Wish
>>2691666
to be honest i kinda wanted to see phil wrecking this faggot face.
>>2691666
Based Johnny Potassium working Phillip into a shoot.
Has anyone gotten JUST'ed as fast as Punk? His legacy is ruined.
>>2692957
Wussup Phil
>>2692957
No he can't. Punk has awful genetics for fighting. He's weak, unbalance, unathletic, lacks awareness, and has slow reflexes. No athletic commission should clear someone with disabilities like that.
>>2691666
CM BITCH JUST GOT FUCKING BURIED, SOMEONE SHOW THIS SHIT TO HUNTER WE'VE GOT A NEW STAR ON OUR HANDS.
>>2692884
Not watching it. But that's how low he has gotten where some random douchebro can put him in his place.
>>2691666
Why the fuck didn't they get CT? Bananas is pretty based, but CT would have laid Phil out on his ass.
>>2691666
Wow, did Phil's life become JUST tier in a few years. From WWE champ and face of the biggest wrestling promotion in the world to getting your teeth knocked in in UFC, fighting with legitimate nobodys on MTV television shows and going on daytime talk shows to pretend your life is great.
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>>2693362
that exactly why they didn't get him
>>2691666
Johnny No Dimes
BANANETTY
>>2693243
FUCKIN LEL He would try only to get choked out in a minute thirty.
>>2693017
Whatever helps you sleep at night guy.
I'm a different poster but I see through your bull shit.
>Watching MTV ever after 2001
Kek.
>>2693216
I remember this.
That shit was so based.
>>2691666
They clearly ommited a shitload of Punk's replies, he's a whiney bitch and probably rekt the other guy after he said "you didn't make it in WWE", not to mention the millions he made in WWE and the sack of money for one UFC fight. I'd fight Lesnar and I'd go down hard for that kind of money .
I think Punk is a gigantic faggot but the other guy is just trying to make a name by regurgitating everything the Punk haters say.
>all he had to do was mention UFC and punk goes full defense I WAS GONNA WIN GLORIOUSLY OR BE DEFEATED GLORIOUSLY
Top fucking jej
>>2693194
He was never an all time great but he made it in WWE
Even if he didn't deserve the praise he got he was still one of the top guys at the time, that's how you make it in a company.
>>2693429
>He was never an all time great
Disagree there. He's in my top 100. I just got done watching Brock/Punk and it may have been outdone by another match on the same card, but it reminded of how good he was.
>tfw you will never be defended this much by internet marks
>>2693433
>He's in my top 100
Wow, very impressive.
>>2693433
And Drew Galloway is one of my all time greats, that don't mean shit to the rest of the world.
>>2693358
Saved
>>2692345
Don't be stupid. Viacom will never die.
>>2693443
Except numerous people think Punk is a GOAT and have a higher opinion of him than me. Drew Galloway will never have that.
>>2691666
>HAHAHAHAHA
>>2691666
>MTV?
the state of cuck
>>2691666
>taken down by viacom already
fuck
>>2691666
He literally got bullied by a actual nobody.
>>2692426
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>>2692938
I heard he got beat up by "smokers" or MMA jobbers while in training. He literally is skill-less in fighting unless the other guy is cooperating with him.
>>2693429
>he made it in WWE
So he's Jack Swagger?
>>2696442
He got beat by 15 out of 16 smokers