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>Wrestlemania >Nikki and John defeat Miz and Maryse in

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>Wrestlemania

>Nikki and John defeat Miz and Maryse in a squash

>John and Nikki are celebrating when Asuka's music hits.

>Asuka comes down to the ring and challenges Nikki to a impromptu match.

>Nikki accepts the bell rings and the two lock up and jockey for position all over the ring.

>Suddenly Nikki picks up Asuka into the pile driver position.

>Not knowing much English, Asuka realizes she's not in the right position, she manages to scream "IM TOO ROW" "IM TOO ROW"

>Nikki spikes her down anyway, breaking Asuka's neck in 3 places, paralyzing her from the neck down.

>Nikki proceeds to do push-ups on Asuka's limp body for the 3-count pin.

>Camera cuts to Asuka's face in tears sobbing uncontrollably yelling "I CANT MOVE!" "I CANT MOVE!"

>Camera cuts back to Cena and Nikki celebrating in the ring. Nikki puts her sneaker on Asuka's face and flexes her biceps.

>Suddenly John drops to one knee and proposes to Nikki, she accepts and the two engage in a passionate kiss as paramedics stretched Asuka out of the arena.

>Years later in a shoot interview, Nikki is asked about her apparent carelessness in the ring.

>Nikki visually annoyed flips her hair and responds "Well you know it's Wrestlemania and we can't afford to stop and redo a spot just because you're in the wrong position. Asuka should have known that she would have to suck it up and take the bump. I guess she's just not as experienced as a wrestler as me"

>Then Nikki looks into the camera and says "I guess Asuka's just bitter because I will forever be the 1 loss in her record, I'd offer her a rematch but she doesn't appear to be able to walk HAHAHAHA. Hey Asuka remember who broke ya bitch *winks*
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How does your life get to the point where you're actually writing this?
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>>2407625
Sad.

Not the story. Your life.
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>>2407632
>>2407638

>SEETHING
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>>2407625
Fucking cringe.
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Fuck off Nicole
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The state of OP, writing cringe hatefics about actors he doesn't like.
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Cringe
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>state of OP
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It's an overused word, but it fits in this case perfectly

Cringe.
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>>2407625

>"IM TOO ROW!" "IM TOO ROW!"
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>>2407674
Hi OP.
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>>2407676
not even lol
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Cringing at myself for reading the whole thing. Kys OP.
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It's okay buddy, there's nothing wrong with you, you're fine just the way you are.
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>>2407625
BASED. ASGOOKA BTFO. PRAYING FOR THIS
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