>Wrestlemania
>Nikki and John defeat Miz and Maryse in a squash
>John and Nikki are celebrating when Asuka's music hits.
>Asuka comes down to the ring and challenges Nikki to a impromptu match.
>Nikki accepts the bell rings and the two lock up and jockey for position all over the ring.
>Suddenly Nikki picks up Asuka into the pile driver position.
>Not knowing much English, Asuka realizes she's not in the right position, she manages to scream "IM TOO ROW" "IM TOO ROW"
>Nikki spikes her down anyway, breaking Asuka's neck in 3 places, paralyzing her from the neck down.
>Nikki proceeds to do push-ups on Asuka's limp body for the 3-count pin.
>Camera cuts to Asuka's face in tears sobbing uncontrollably yelling "I CANT MOVE!" "I CANT MOVE!"
>Camera cuts back to Cena and Nikki celebrating in the ring. Nikki puts her sneaker on Asuka's face and flexes her biceps.
>Suddenly John drops to one knee and proposes to Nikki, she accepts and the two engage in a passionate kiss as paramedics stretched Asuka out of the arena.
>Years later in a shoot interview, Nikki is asked about her apparent carelessness in the ring.
>Nikki visually annoyed flips her hair and responds "Well you know it's Wrestlemania and we can't afford to stop and redo a spot just because you're in the wrong position. Asuka should have known that she would have to suck it up and take the bump. I guess she's just not as experienced as a wrestler as me"
>Then Nikki looks into the camera and says "I guess Asuka's just bitter because I will forever be the 1 loss in her record, I'd offer her a rematch but she doesn't appear to be able to walk HAHAHAHA. Hey Asuka remember who broke ya bitch *winks*
How does your life get to the point where you're actually writing this?
>>2407625
Sad.
Not the story. Your life.
>>2407625
Fucking cringe.
Fuck off Nicole
The state of OP, writing cringe hatefics about actors he doesn't like.
Cringe
>state of OP
It's an overused word, but it fits in this case perfectly
Cringe.
>>2407625
>"IM TOO ROW!" "IM TOO ROW!"
>>2407674
Hi OP.
>>2407676
not even lol
Cringing at myself for reading the whole thing. Kys OP.
It's okay buddy, there's nothing wrong with you, you're fine just the way you are.
>>2407625
BASED. ASGOOKA BTFO. PRAYING FOR THIS