Smack wins as always.
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
First
>>2398230
Estoy aqui, papi.
>Ordered two pizzas
>Cletus only shows up with one
Fuck Hungry Howie's. Never ordering from there again.
>>2398230
Ici, mon frère européen !
>>2398237
>ordered 2 pizzas
Please tell me your not alone.
>>2398230
Acá papi, esperando el show A
>starting out BASED SMACK with the A-List instead of shitty /a/ images
>>2398265
>your
>>2398265
It's a weekly viewing with my roommate
Who do you think I am, Triphammer?
>>2398265
Boku no grammar-kun
205 LIVE REPORTING IN
This is also the week I switch from watching RAW to watching Smacky(I don't have enough time to watch both).
What have I missed?
Will she return?
>>2398230
aca estoy mi smackbro
Based Big Attacks AJ "Flat Earth" Styles
>>2398280
recap going on right now senpai
>>2398237
>Ordered two pizzas
You fat fuck
GREAT VIDEO PACKAGE
AHAHAHAHAH WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT VIDEO EDITING
>butt metal
SMACKDOWN WINS
>They don't include the cut to Based Chrisley in the recap
>>2398276
nice try carter
>camera inside the car
why tho
yeah all the wrestlemania matches sort of suck but it's hard to complain with the dope build smackdown is giving to them
>>2398297
FUCK
>>2398301
You got me
>>2398302
waiting for that very moment
>>2398265
Dominos dude.
Who doesnt save money using the app?
Also do you not know the concept of putting food ib the freezer
MAURO BTFO
Mauro out sick
Mauro not there
Has he been shit canned?
THROW THEM UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
fuck i want a visor now
>rawtards
>booing bryan cause he fired styles
based
rip to mauro
mauro out again wtf
THEY
The Question is, where is Mauro
Where's his hood and shit
>Otunga is back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Damnit Mauro. I need your commentary
Mauro is """""""sick"""""""""
>>2398316
>Otunga back from his "movie"
>Mauro still afk
Who did Mauro piss off?
Anybody know someone who is bipolar?
Wonder who David talked to on the set of that movie
>>2398323
hes depressed
I wonder where JBL buried Mauro's body.
>>2398309
>frozen dominos
Maurlo is going to kill himself soon. He won't be able to take getting fired from the WWE
I hope mauro goes and becomes lead announcer of ufc
>>2398331
Mauro is getting fired
>>2398321
DON'T
Kek if Shane goes over at Mania
BASED AJ CAN'T GET NO BOOOOS
MY BOY AJ STYLES #1 SHOW IN THE WWE
>>2398316
Wow already dead fucking crowd as usual. The B show at its finest.
Jesus I can't stand AJ Styles
I hope Shane buries him
AJ Styles is shit on the mic when Cena is not involved
>Chimped out last week
>Proud of his chimping
The state of AJ Styles
>>2398316
I've known about it for months but watching Shane vs AJ actually play out hurts deep
>>2398347
Mauro's bipolar
He's probably having an episode
>>2398330
right back at you to only (one) /too sweetskie/
>>2398316
\m/
>AJ getting traded to RAW for fucking Roman
>Mauro getting fired
>tag team division steadily being phased out completely
RIP Smackdown
>>2398347
he is bipolar and has attempted to kill himself several times in the past
AJ is really starting to swell
Who's passing him Vince's roid stash?
>>2398348
>>2398353
there's my brothers
>>2398316
AJ finna get rekt by Shane this time
BIG MATCH JOHN
AJ is unironically based as fuck
JOHN CENA AND NIKKI BELLY
>>2398316
>>2398358
back atcha
I'm high and got the munchies but already ate xlarge pizza earlier. Should I order another one.
OH SHIT CENA SEX TAPE
>it's a jhon episode
Remember how dead the crowd was for this tag team match last week?
What is everyone doing while they leave SD on as background noise?
Imagine John Cena fucking Alexa Blisses tiny body. He should be with her instead of Bella
>Implying any MeekMahon is better than BMAJ
And realistically. What can AJ do to get booed? The man is truly the GOAT.
Wow they actually built a cool face
Not afraid of a McMahon or nothin
>>2398376
Yes ya finna should
Who /goodbrother/ here?
>>2398376
get a few more just to be sure
Everyone post Boobs because I am not watching a fucking Rematch of a Shitty Feud
RAW already won
>>2398372
Smackdown is unironically based as fuck. If the rumors are true and Ramen really is coming over, he better step his mic game up, cause the real big dogs of hot fire are on the superior brand
>This works the romarks
AJ's going to get his ass kicked poor lad
>>2398381
I'd rather see Braun fuck Alexa
>>2398381
>>2398380
Shitpost and cleaning. Also I will go to subway to get something to eat
>>2398380
I'm browsing here and smoking weed
>>2398360
all according to plan
>>2398365
>>2398374
fuck yeah, solid /2sweets/ tonight, lads
>>2398376
yes. but send it here...for safely reasons
>>2398360
Roman's booking isn't what ruins Raw
But it will ruin Smackdown
Guys, did you already delete your cache after yesterday's webm?
>>2398389
Smackdown can be fun but sometimes it's pretty dull. It used to be better, I feel pretty uninterested in this weeks episode
>>2398403
Huh?
>>2398230
aqui
>>2398402
no, I did get a weird email from comcast earlier though
other good thing about Smackdown is no fear of Dad walking in.
>>2398402
nope. currently in prison right now.
>newfriend
>Miz being nice
kek
>newfriend
Is Miz /ourGuy/?
>>2398396
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE
IT UP NIGGA
BASED MIZ
>50 Shades of Grey
>April 1st
This better be a Joke
>>2398403
What a nerd
>>2398376
You ate an ENTIRE pizza in one sitting?
I take legit roids and can't imagine eating that hefty
>get in new friend
Based Wolf
based lone wolf
>>2398397
>Vince is so dumb he sabotages his own product after it receives a ratings boost
This isn't 4d chess, this is Alzheimers
>>2398416
always has been
based big dick Miz helping the homeless
>>2398392
I'd rather see Braun fuck Nia
>Cuck Bryan snitching on BMAJ
>tfw you will never get pick by Miz in a limo
why live
Holy shit Miz better have got paid a shit ton for that Snickers
>>2398316
>>2398330
>>2398348
>>2398353
>>2398357
BEST SNICKERS COMMERCIAL
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
>asp archive is gone
>>2398422
I'm 6' 6" (w/ my wrestling boots on) and 385 pounds. One pizza in one sitting is nothing to me.
AWOOOOOOOO
>>2398385
right here senpai
Why does the Wolf have tatoos like Crazy Town?
>>2398316
\m/
Based Gronk
>median length of a bipolar episode is 13 weeks
welp, Mauro's not coming back for a while
G R O N K
>some cuck NFL footballer nobody is choking someone on live TV
remove him ASAP pls
>>2398402
>he watches RAM
>>2398416
AJ and miz are /our guys/ of smack.
Harper was, but has been mia.
Welcome famm
GRONKO
Wyatt to interfere and attack Orton
BASED GRONK
Only Patriots player it's acceptable to like
>champs entering first
AA confirmed for dropping titles?
ONE ON ONE WIT DA RANDY ORTON
BASED PATRIOTS WORKING THE LIBS
Guys I just ate a double quarter pounder meal with large fries and a 20 piece nuggets. But I'm still hungry as fuck and don't want to leave me house. What should I order?
Well, Boob Time
Holy shit Gronkowski is the ultimate Chad of all Chads
>Tag champs
>Literally no crowd reaction
wew
Usos lookin Hefty
Why are the champions out first? Why are the Ussos negroes now?
>>2398457
Pizza
>>2398432
Why is Cyberpunk so fucking based?
>>2398452
Doubt it otherwise it'd be closer to the Main Event
>>2398457
a cheesesteak with extra meat and nacho cheese, no veggies
>Tag Team Championship segment
>tfw if you told me a year ago that wwe could screw up simple babyface acts like american alpha and bayley
>SD tag teams
>>2398402
What webm?
I hope the team with the white guy wins.
BASED UCES GOING OVER
>>2398467
idk
>>2398468
>2017
>tag team title match
>closer to main event
top fucking kek
>>2398457
Chinese food.
What happened to JR?
I hope when Roman comes to Smackdown he turns heel and joins up with the Usos to leads the Samo Squad
>Uso's are the heels
>Get cheers
>>2398471
>Bayley
She appeals to toddlers and neckbeards. Was never going to get over.
BASED JBL GIVING A SHOUT OUT TO JR
LOVE YOU JR
>>2398450
Then Ambrose comes out. Wyatt/Dean vs. Orton/Corbin playa
>BASED JBL for that shout out
Jimmy Uso getting thicc
BASED JR GETTING THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
>>2398483
he didn't clear his cache last night
>Uso's new gimmick is 2 vatos wrestling
why have the Usos gotten so....well...thicker looking? is it Samoan Genetics kicking in? are they gonna be Rosey/Umaga size before long?
>>2398360
>>AJ getting traded to RAW for fucking Roman
Sucks but BBD could be baseder on SmA+ckdown
>>Mauro getting fired
Who cares he's botchy as fuck now.
>>tag team division steadily being phased out completely
Literally been getting more focus these last few weeks???????
.that random shoutout
>>2398485
People love the Coconut Niggers. Like me.
>>2398483
His wife was in a real bad accident
>>2398481
This isn't RAM
>>2398446
remove yourself you fucking faggot
>>2398475
>>2398434
>>2398438
FUCK MEANT TO ADD PIC RELATED
.
What happened to jr?
.
>>2398483
His wife was in a crash and has gone into surgery. Fucking sucks, man. JR doesn't deserve this
>>2398483
His wife got into a car accident and has skull fractures
>>2398483
wife head injury
>>2398496
they're on steroids
>>2398483
His wife had an accident and is in critical condition
>>2398483
His wife didn't slow down
Who /uce/ here?
>>2398485
Heels are now the new faces and faces are now the heels.
>>2398504
wife was hit by a car
she has skull fractures
in surgery right now
>>2398473
Somebody posted a webm saying it was another leaked vid. It was pizza.
newfags freaked out
>>2398496
>woo Georgia Gold Chicken
>>2398494
kek i thought that kid last night's name really was JR, like how tf do you know his name?
Why don't they Uceos tell me to say O anymore?
>>2398485
They probably wouldn't if the faces weren't boring af.
>>2398467
Comfiest sub genre ever
>>2398505
>>2398506
>>2398508
>>2398510
>>2398511
>>2398500
>>2398512
Based Zzzzzzzayn poster.
>>2398517
pizza pizza or Cheese Pizza?
>>2398518
FUCK THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH
>>2398525
They saw that you didn't clear your cache
>>2398525
they hate us now
REDLOBSTER IS FOR FAGS
>tfw cutting
please stop talking about food
>>2398485
just an indictment on how boring Mexican Beta are, usos were 2nd only to reigns in boos before lel
>>2398494
Dam you!
>>2398527
the only cyberpunk world i like are in anime tbqh
>Sing on Blu-Ray
What should I get from Tim Hortons?
>>2398538
Those biscuits are godlike tho
>Sing on Blu-Ray
>>2398546
you're doing this again, lad?
>>2398539
Iktf
>>2398516
jesus that's awful.
jr is too based for this
>>2398528
>>2398548
based Plain
>>2398544
The west does Cyberpunk better. Shadowrun and Cyberpunk 2020 are GOAT
>>2398546
Time to fap
>>2398548
Do they still have those coffee slushies?
3 of those, maybe some /snacks/
My college randomly had one, loved that place
>>2398550
>that thicc fuckin piglady
Whose idea was the Furry Cinematic Universe?
>Paige chants
fuck, even the smack crowds are based
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/33/article/wrestlemania-axxess-live-match-schedule
the day WWE died
hopefully AA loses
How can they be alpha if they have no charisma?
>>2398491
>>2398496
He's eating Naomi's soul food and probably her ass as well.
>>2398548
What the fuck is tim hortons?
>>2398548
Potato wedges. I've never had them but won them 2 times on roll up. Get them then report back.
>>2398563
Icecapps? Yes I get those all the time
>>2398506
>His wife got into a car accident and has skull fractures
She was driving a scooter and wasn't wearing a helmet.
I feel bad for her and JR but what a stupid bitch. Seriously, wear a fucking helmet if you're going to ride one of those.
Why were the usos about to take the countout?
Can anyone tell me why The Usos look like Roman Reigns?
What should I get at In N Out?
>>2398577
they are related
>>2398577
they be cousins and shit
SD > ram
>>2398559
i guess.
>>2398579
a clue
>>2398577
Please be bait
>>2398579
food
>>2398577
Samoans. And they are related.
>>2398577
Watch Star Wasrs Ep2
>>2398579
Double Double no tomatoes, no spread, add pickles, grilled onions, animal style fries and a neapolitan shake
Is everyone getting food
>it's a hot tag episode
None of my yawning pictures suffice for how bored I am of this, can anybody spot me some yawns?
>>2398571
some shitty canadian restaurant
Shiiiiiiit
So fucking close. You can do it /Uce/!
HA HA THIS DEAD CROWD
>>2398592
turned it off already
>>2398589
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>2398589
i hope they dont fire maurlo, this new guy is boring
Is Gable the Jannettiest Jannetty to ever Jannetty?
>>2398594
zzzz
HOW IN THE FUCK CAN RAW EVEN COMPETE?
RAM already BTFO
The faces are genuinely getting boo'd
No one in that crowd wants them to win, this is crazy
Gotta say Usos have pretty based superkicks
>>2398571
It's like Dunkin for canadians
>le belly to belly
>le belly to belly
>le take straps off
Why is gay bull so boring?
a """"""""""'this is awesome"""""""""""" chant
It must be really awesome and not a crowd full of plants and retards.
>This is awesome chants
Based Usos carrying American Betas to a great match.
>crowds chanting this is awesome i have to agree maggle
So Shane is swerving this shit and gets Nakamura to stand in for him at mania right?
RAW BTFO
BASED FUCKING OOOOOOOS
Wow.
Holy fuck the Usos are OVER
BASED UCE GOING OVER
UCE JUICE UCE JUICE
I wanna watch my gf fug JJ
UUUUCCCCEEEEE
>>2398579
Rekt
Well.. actually a great match.
4 star match rite there
UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE
That was a really good match
>>2398452
I called that shit
>>2398619
No, Nakamura is still scheduled for NXT shows after Mania.
Thank fuck
BASED!!!!!!!
The match, it was good.
RAM DESTROYED, USOS AND AA> MEMUS AND MEMESARO, ENZO AMOREGAY AND BIG KEK AND THE MEME CLUB
BASED CHOLOS!!!
That crowd hated American Alpha
They were pure Uce
AMERICAN BETA BTFO
>smacks dead tag division is more over than 3 hours of RAW
we just cant lose
No one gives a shit about American Alpha that they are cheering the Ussos
Amazing how turning people heel makes them entertaining
>>2398569
>How can they be alpha if they have no charisma?
Chiseled good looks and great bodies
>30 minutes of Smackdown is better than 3 hours of RAM
o I am laffin
see you on the preshow, fag team chumps
good stuff
This doesn't mean uso's are getting a push
It's more the fact AA aren't drawing
>Heel Usos getting that big a pop
Turn Roman NOW
>American Apple
>2 random guys from the club won some belts
AJ is the kind of dude to wear a Visor irl.
This is why smackdown is the greatest show on television.
I agree JBL at least when it comes to wrestling.
New TAG CHAMPS
WE UCE NOW
>>2398619
No, Angle.
>>2398647
When will it start working for the USOs?
>>2398641
>Ram constantly buries their Tag Champs
>Smackdown lets them go out there and put on a good show and they get the crowd hot in the process
BASED SDL
>ONE MATCH ALREADY BETTER THAN ALL OF RAM
Holy shit,just give up Rawtists.
>AJ Segment
UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE
all this cena & bella stuff is so lame
>>2398647
it must be an easier angle to work with
Usos carried the fuck out of that match
>Based Usos with their rightful titles
SD WINS AGAIN
>BASED GAY COPS
>>2398657
>barely show up on tv
>when they show up, they put on a GOAT match
Based Smackdown does it again
I hope there's a swerve and rather than Shane kicking AJ's ass AJ literally just smashes his head again
BASED FANDANGO
THE SRW PUSH IS REAL
FANDANGO VS JOHN CENA
Who would you most like to see fucking Alexa Bliss?
>BMJ vs. Fandango
5* match
AUSSIE USO POSTER IS BACK LADS
WHEN WE SAY UCE
Y'ALL SAY O
UCE!
>BMJ vs Fandango
Fandingo !!!!!!!
>>2398402
It will be months till i get over paranoia
Why does John Cena and Fandango look like the announcers for Southpaw Regional Wrestling?
>it's a "dress up as your rivals" segment
50/50 desu
ONE MATCH BETTER THEN THE ENTIRE RAW SHOW. YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. IM LITERALLY CRYING RAW BTFO SO FUCKING HARD
>Southpaw regional wrestling debuts
>hosts are BMJ and Fandango
>BMJ vs Fandango happens on the next SmA+ckdown
That good feel when you learn Fandango is probably one of BMJ's backstage bros
>WWE for the hero in all of us
>>2398668
nice uce pay pay
>John Cena vs. FandanGOAT
ahahaha what the fuck? unbelievably based
>Big Match Jhon vs. Fandango
What the fuck have I missed?
>John Cena vs Razor Ramon Hard Fandango
I AINT EVEN MAN
is this a southpaw wrestling reference
Lance Catamaran vs. Chet Chetterfield
Miz needs an Entourage.
>>2398677
Lethal Leap Year confirmed?!
>>2398658
so true kek
apha as all fuk.
he probably wears baseball cleats to his sons little league games
>>2398619
No, he's bringing in hulk hogan for him
>>2398679
Brad Maddox. He does good camera work.
BIG, STRONG, MUSCULAR AND ELITE USO'S LADS
member in the 90s when people wore visors? aj gave me flashbacks, brother
>Chett vs Lance
Smackdown wins all-time.
Will the crowd sing Fandango's theme?
I hope so
>Big Banter Corbin vs Big RKO Orton
>Lance Catamaran vs Chet Chetterfield
>A hype tag team match with based uso nigolas winning
>Big Shill AJ existing
RAW BTFO
They gave AA the straps too early, they work better as underdog faces trying to make it after a long journey. The SDL tag team division is the weakest one in an otherwise well rounded show.
>>2398698
Run in by the Monster of the Sea. I call him Sea!
Monster!!!
OURGUY
how come smackdown crowds never do the CM Punk chants?
>>2398720
Women's division is trash apart from based bliss. But I agree it's the better show.
>>2398681
O NIGGER!
holy shit maryse as nikki
>That Luke promo
kek here we go
BUUUUUUUUUUURNED
>>2398768
Is Miz the luckiest man in the world? I think so.
>>2398832
At least he's not feuding with Ziggler again. They had nuclear bantz back in Cleveland, but beyond that I could care less.
>>2398645
Its only a matter of time before we get the marky marks too.
>>2398337
I reheat it in the oven it tastes passable.
Dude when you get two 4 topping pizzas for 12 dollars that alright by me.
Sometimes you gotta live frugal when your an adult single male who doesnt live with mommy and daddy, doesnt get govt money and has car bills to pay, phone, gas, insurance, rent etc.
I wasnt born into a fortunate family and on this week my car broke down trannys gonna cost 1500 total plus all the others weeks expenses kinda have to make me live extremely cheap for the next two weeks to get myself back to normal. Well normal minus 1500 dollars.
Also i wasnt the person who ordered the pizzas i was just throwing hypotheticals out there.
Probably a lot more than you expected by using an ace ventura reaction pic with the caption "frozen dominos"
>>2398382
He's still an indy spot monkey. So no. Mark
>>2398737
Nothing 2 complain about
>>2398737
They're aimed at HHH and Steph 99% of the time
Roman has the US title. Shit smarks saying he is ruining the belt
Internet darling Ambrose has the IC title. Not a word.
Fucking autistics