>There ain't no grave... can hold my body down... Roman

This.

Also he draws a lot of dimes.

>>2397127
Roman's retiring Carder
>but what about Cena
He will beat Flel's record at WM 34 in a match with Orton or AJetty take your pick

'The Phenom' might need help getting to the ring. It's pathetic.

DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA BIZNESS! THE UNDERCARDER *GONG*

How do you book the Undertakers final exit, /asp/?

>Gets beaten by someone, doesn't matter who
>Pinned clean in the middle of the ring for 3
>While his opponent celebrates, he lies there, unmoving
>Smoke fills the arena or darkness or some shit
>When visibility is regained, only his gloves or hat or something remains where he laid
>Never seen or heard from in any WWE programming ever again.

>>2397183
This but then two months later
>*GONG*
>THE DEADMAN IS BACK
>"The authority... will rest... in peace... BECAUSE I AM NOW THE GM OF THE ENTIRE WWE"
>OH MY GODDD
>"SETH ROLLINS AND ROMAN REIGNS... TONIGHT... YOU HAVE... A TAG TEAM MATCH"

>>2397273
WIT DA UNDERTAKER!

>>2397183
That's gay
I'd have BBD spear him and the force of it pushes poop out of his ass so he soils himself and has to be stretchered away then at the top of the ramp michelle mccool divorces him

Reigns will demolish taker. It has to happen

Hope he comes out with his OG entrance and attire with grey gloves and all

>>2397183
Cringe