Smackdown Gamethread 3

TWOICE

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First for Bliss waifu

ywn be dommed by mickie and bliss in tandem

>>2343899
send a man out, this is bad

WHAT THE FUCK DOES MICKIE HAVE IN HER HAIR

See what had happened was

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HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA

Both women's divisions are so fucking

jesus christ and fat sweaty smarks call this a "golden age"

Swerve, Bliss is gonna wrestle Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania

Holy fucking cringe

Where are the matches???????

IS BECKY ACTUALLY DEAF

Beaker

Still laughing...

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>>2343931

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>this segment

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Where the fuck is he

>>2343928
Cena's spunk

so its going to be a fatal 4 way

>She thought she was going to get a twice chant because one guy said twice

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why is the smackdowns women division so much better than raws

STOP BULLYING ALEXA

>>2343931

I fucking miss based Teddy

>>2343946
Still in Hell

B L I S S E R A T E D

RAM has won

Mickie vs Alexa at WM 33 confirmed

>>2343952
alexa exists

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Holy shit SD even gets womenshit right.

I want Natty to smother me with her thighs and tits

>>2343931

ONE ON ONE WITH DA UNDATAKA

DANIEL BRYAN FOR SMACKDOWN WOMAN'S CHAMPION

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same segment from Raw yesterday
minus Mick getting cucked

So Eva is gonna be the new champ?

>>2343942
This. How did it get swept under the rug?

Is there a reason DBry always tries to fuck over Bliss or is it just coincidence?

Gauntlet match?

Or just a battle royal?

>>2343927
ty d-bry

>>2343946
He committed arson and killed his parents.

That's why they don't let him wrestle anon

>>2343931
>4 people in the ring
>T A G T E A M M A T C H

Fuck Daniel Bryan

LEL RIP BLISS

B L I S S E D

>>2343946
Still in hell.

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>Battle royal

LEL

FULL META

LADDER MATCH

MAKE IT A LADDER MATCH

Is anyone fapping as hard as I am rn?

HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA

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so who the fuck was alexa planning on calling out before all this happened?

BASED BRYAN PUTTING OVER TEDDIE!

HOLLA HOLLA TAG TEAM MATCH

>>2343931
LMAO HE SAID IT

HOL ON PLAYA

WE GONNA HAV OUR SELF A TAG TEAM MATCH

HOLA HOLA HOLLA

THE MADMAN

Smacklads, what the hell happened to our show? The first match is over halfway into the show.

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAH

This is terrible raw wins folks

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>>2343959
This nigga

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ALEXUH BLISS

YOU GOIN ONE ON ONE WITH DA UNDATAKA

I think I saw Chris Benoit's Ghost on that Ride

>>2343970
Shhhh

>>2343946
Finally went to Hawaii

>>2343970
get fucked faggot

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>>2343988
who else

>>2343970
no, fuck your anime OPs

why do they keep rolling that embarrassing fucking wrestlemania ad

Why does it seem like Bryan has to constantly get involved with Divas shit?

God damn that ad.

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>>2343965
Yuck

Get some real taste smackcuck

>>2343994
I like how they shit on their own bad writing

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>he didnt say playa

brian you had one fucking job

>>2343986
>fapping with Daniel Bryan on-screen

No thanks.

>>2343999
nice trips but raw was terrible

>>2343997
That's a good point. Has the only match been the Cena Ellsworth match?

He said every availible woman so does that mean Carmella too? She isnt booked for the show.

HOLA HOLA HOLA

>>2343988
Mae Young's hand

>>2344012
At least it's not creepy uncle time like it is when Mick does it

>>2343899
Based

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>We're going to have to sit through that stupid-ass thrill ride commercial for 1 month.

>>2343972
Lead up to a Daniel/Alexa love affair where Brie will come back and wrestle Alexa

>>2343972

because she's a meanie brat

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>>2344012
Probably cause Mick is over on Raw.

>>2343988

damn that one aborigine kid got turned into a violent rapist in this very moment

>>2344012
They always end up fighting and fucking shit up, Bryan just tries to clean the mess

Cena is an elephant

Who has the hottest body in the ring?

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>>2344008
>She will never be in the Attitude Era

>>2344012
To save the promo from going down in flames

>>2344020
Technically yes, but that was a glorified talking segment. Really this is the first match.

>>2344041
Becketty

Hey, This isn't Nickelodeon

>my slime is now

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

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MY SLIME IS NOW!!!

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>>2344041

>Women's """"""""""""wrestling""""""""""

>>2344046
I'm a Smackdownie through and through, but it's safe to say Raw is winning this week.

>They didn't bring Red Skull back
Marvel is full of faggots

>against every other diva on the Smackdown roster

so that's like, 3 more people?

>>2344042
all she wants to do is take her clothes off and make money and they wont let her

>>2344051
based robe guy

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Natalya's ass so fucking nice.

That was a nice kip up

otunga is fucking awful

>>2344051
best body. Weird face with that disgusting jew nose.

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>tfw I read a smark post

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I hope Anon's Dad walks in when Anon is jacking off to Gay Shit

>>2344054
we're gonna have a 25min match with 2 HoF, who're meeting for the first time ever in a dream match. Chill out.

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I'm really enjoying Natty's outfit tonight.

I really hate Mickey's ring gear. Absolute boner killer.

>Beckys pink bra poking out of her gear

HOLY FUCK MUH DICK

>>2344020

it ain't even a fucking wrestling match if it doesn't open with a grapple hold and rules are simply ignored.

>>2344067

That looks fucking delicious

>>2344049

S L I M E D

This week's Raw was better than Smackdown Live so far...

becky just tapped

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>>2343931
>>2343944
I love how they literally know what people were saying and he's now a meme.

>>2343988
I was really, REALLY hoping Asuka would have done it.

>>2343845
That's technically Schwarzesmarken, and the anime was very...different, from the VN and the LN. Very, VERY different.

>>2344081
Not true at all

WORST CROWD SINCE THE BRAND SPLIT.

>>2344075
she needs to go back to the mini skirts

Peace one love

>>2344073
I'm more worried about those wrinkles

>yfw you'll never get to spread Alexa's ass cheeks and take a whiff of her anus

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>>2344078
>tfw allergic to shellfish

LADS

Team Fake Tits vs. Team Naturals

Which team would you want a threesome with

It has completely slipped my mind that Becky was a horsewoman
All for the better I say

>>2344094
Lobster isn't that good, desu

>>2344051
Lots of meme potential here.

I want to rub Alexas smooth belly.

>>2344097
natty is enhanced

>>2344097
so Bliss and Becky or Nattie and Mickie?

Bliss and Becky

>>2344097
>Making me choose
You are literally hitler

>>2344101
Someone who has only eaten at Red Lobster detected.

Wine, butter, lobster. All you need bruh

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>>2344101
>forgot image

>>2344092
ordering you to have sex

>>2344105
New generation all the way

>>2344101

thats disappointing to learn

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>>2344097
Which ever team Alexia is on.

>>2344051

her right arm looks so fucking weird here.

>>2344101
its fucking delicious, dont listen to this uncultured swine.

Alexa is botching more than usual

>>2344073
no coincidence that BMJ is backstage and was feeling virile after a hard fought victory

>>2344093
I bet her butthole tastes like cotton candy.

>tfw i'm horny i want to suck dick but when not i want to have sweet love with Alexa
Lmao dafuq

>>2344115
Cute

>>2344115
So fake

>>2344073
It's a hair clip.

>luling asking google who the phenomenal one is

REEEEEEEE WHY SO MANY COMMERCIALS

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>>2344116

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>>2344115
Natty will never bring you a shopping cart with a horny pair of Bliss and Mella. Why even live

Lads, I just bought that Phillips Norelco One Blade. It's fucking amazing.

>>2344130
Because you might one day have Jojo and Naomi do a double ass twerk job on your dick

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>JBL in denial that he was the Jannetty of the APA

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>>2344129

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>>2344130
Just kill me...

>>2344129
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SADeA3tKEms

> dat Mickey spit/suck
Muhh diick

I have a hard time distinguishing Mickie and Nikki being called

>>2344136
Who else from APA has been WWE champion?

>>2344101
give me a couple dungeness crabs over lobster any day.

WELCOME TO THROWTOWN

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>>2344141
NXT Bliss is the best Bliss.

Shouldn't that be a DQ?

Becky Lynch is literally Sting

>>2344143
esl?

>>2344131
I got a hot shave at my local barber today. Shaving at home is sooo 1975

BASED STEAL , /OURQUEEN/ ALEXA

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DOUBLE BETRAYAL

>take a shit
>this match is still going
pls

>>2344151
Hai

>>2344148
No since its her partner.

BECKY LYNCH VS NATALYA FEUD

MICKY VS ALEXA FEUD

HNNNNGGGGGGG

NO KILL STEALING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>every Smackdown woman available
Does that mean she returns and wins lads?

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>spent the last 20 minutes looking at my ex's photos with her new bf

Why can't I obsess over female wrestlers instead like you virginal cunts

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>>2344148
No. Why would it?
>Becky backstapped again by Nattie

>>2344163
>getting worked by a woman

lmao kys

>>2344163
Shower
Weights
Clue
Sex

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>>2344162
You cannot throw over the ropes someone who never enters the ring

Its hers to lose imo

>>2344162
Probably a surprise draft too.
Asuka?

WE HAVE 2 NEW FEUDS ON SMACKDOWN WHILE RAM HAS BEEN DOING THE SAME THING WITH BAY/SASHA/CHAR FOR MONTHS

>>2344165
This would be so much hotter if the Dominatrix wasn't such a hideous nightmare person.

right in the back

>>2344163
i'm sorry to hear that, anon
shit happens

P I P P E D

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>>2344163
It's ok, anon

Who's the most over woman superstar overall, including Raw and Smackdown?

>>2344162
she's not coming back nigger

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>>2344170
>judging wwe by the diva shit

This Smackdown has been weak and Raw had a good first hour but Smackdown still wins

>>2344169
As**YUCK**a

Ftfy

BAH GAWD! THEY'VE KILLED HIM! HE'S AT COSTCO JUST TRYING TO GET FREE SAMPLES AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DO! BAH GAWD!

>literally murdering Ambrose on live TV

>>2344182
There's even more. This was but one example

>>2344170
autism

>>2344163
Becuase your a cuck who is fantasizing about some chad giving a girl you love the high hard hog. The only way to fix it is
>Shower
>Clue
>Height
Beggin ya

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>>2344163

NO SYMPY

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>>2344169
>Asuka on the main roster

>>2344180
Nikki

>>2344180
Lana

>>2344163
Correction
>spent the last 20 minutes looking at pictures of a girl who friend zoned me with her new bf

Why can't I guess out of my basement

Dean is kill
Based Baron Corbin

Why is Big Banter Corbin wearing a brown belt with an all-black outfit?

>>2344179
>>2344175
>>2344167

that was surprisingly nice, thankyou asp

>>2344186

Yeah. Not a lot of wrestling. Glad its only 2 hours otherwise this would probably be worse than raw.

>>2344163
Literally get a clue

I give you NO SMPY

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HE'S TOTALLY DEAD

JETSOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>2344186
It's kinda low energy.
Then again, compared to last week's hype and Raw coming off a PPV (lol), it's understandable to take it easy

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>John Cena at KCA's
>WWE Superstars in Jetson

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

>>2344162
If she uses a kick, maybe. Bitch must wear a men's size 13.

>>2344200

why? because baron corbin.

>A Jetsons WWE crossover movie
>In 2017

>cartoon alicia fox

they couldn't get like any of their relevant divas?

>>2344197
Can Lana fight?

>>2344211
You're watching a kids show anon

>>2344163
here's a (you) anon. feel better

>>2344215
WCW did Cartoon and Wrestling Crossovers better

Wishful thinking is NXT draft up
Realistically Naomi returns for a hometown win

>>2344216
relevant divas?

>>2344200
To show that he can fuck up Phil

>>2344217
nah

can't take bumps and is unsafe they wanted her for last years mania but none of it worked

>>2344217
there was a rumor that Lana was gonna get some in ring action at WM33

>>2344217
She was training to, don't know what happened to that

>>2344217
I saw her wrestle at a house show around june or july and she was surprisingly decent.
Can only imagine she's improved since then

>>2344215
There's been a few hanna-barbara crossovers now

>>2344192
I know you are but what am I (rhetorical)

>>2344217
...Not....well

>>2344229
Kek good sir.

>>2344211
wrestling is starting to become more socially acceptable again so it's creeping back into the mainstream, very slowly

it's still nothing compared to attitude era but it's improving at least

Why are the Smackdown commentators so awful at selling things? Corbin nearly killed Ambrose and all they can do is be super somber and say "wow, that was unacceptable" like somebody said a naughty word

>>2344216
Gotta have the diversity. Black woman is extra points

>>2344227
Fox's gimmick is manlet division groupie

They're all above her right now

>>2344163
have you ever considered 2d?

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>>2344195
she's already booked to appear on some Smackdown live shows starting in March ya ignorant cuck

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>>2344163
>he doesn't treat women like objects

>It's a miz on talking smack episode

is it a coincidence that crews is directly behind alexa bliss?

please say yes

>>2344235
Scooby Doo is still around to some degree. Don't know what would compell them to do Flintstones-Jetsons shit

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>>2344240
>we will never have jr back

>>2344245
>reading WWE show cards this far in advance

>girl i had sex with a few months ago just text me saying she got my number from someone

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

>Titus O'Neil on Talking Smack

How did he got on there?

here we go! based haircut AJ

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THROW EM UP

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THEY

what's next for Luke Harper bros?

WHERE'S THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS?

>>2344249
I'm waiting for the Top Cat/WWE crossover

Make it happen Vince

>>2344253
Nobody careeeeeeeees

>>2344254
I laughed

But here, I want to see what Titus can do on Smack

Will Randy come out with his old theme?

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THEY DON'T WANT NUN

NOBODY BREAKING THIS REDNECK

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TWO SWEET ME /ASP/

I'm getting close to having AJ Styles hair

>>2344253
babies are cute!

Jesus christ finally. This match better be amazing considering how garbage the rest of the show was.

>Truck vs Snek

>AJ shooting

This is gonna be fun

BASED BIG RATINGS AJ

We no longer the A show lads. We THE SHOW!

they put way too much lip stuff of aj tonight

>>2344253
Name the baby AJ

>>2344253
Baby or STD?

>>2344253
be pleasant to her until she makes a move, and then say you're seeing someone and you really like this new girl and want to see how it goes

for some reason girls find it nice to be rejected like that, and it still leaves the door open in case you fancy a drunken shag

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Who /phenomenal/ here?

>This man just can't get booed
He needs to do something drastic like attacking Daniel on Talking Smack tonight

>crowd starts chanting his name
>he's trying to be a heel and has to respond rudely

c'mon man

Shake McMahon

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>>2344272

Same here. I need to get it cut

Smackdown's not a good show. It's not a bad show. It's THE show.

All the Dimes AJ preaching the truth.

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>>2344271
f-f-f-f-for lyfe

Based AJ turned the B show into the Show That Makes the Dough and this is how they treat him?

>>2344253
dubs for naming the baby Val Venis

>>2344285
Ask me how I know you have never had an anonymous sexual encounter.

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>>2344286
We out here

>The Apex Redditor

IN MY VEINS

>>2344286
REAL PHENOMENAL NIGGA HOURS /here/

WHY IS IT SHOOTDOWN LIVE CONSTANTLY

I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE ALL THIS TRUTH

>>2344291
It's not nuts like AJ's yet but it gets in the way

Evens = AJ wins
Odds = Orton wins
Dubs = Triple threat
Trips = Fatal 4 way

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>>2344230
It's working for me

>>2344251
>Promoted on the card for Madison Square Garden show card on March 12th, this Sunday.
>Far in advance
Stay worked.

NEW THREAD

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It's for the Chap That Put Smackdown on the Map to kill Snek.

>>2344299
I've had more than 30 you sad cunt

>>2344306
Roll

>>2344306
Good save

>>2344301
Rekt

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>>2344283
It's cool guys, I think she just wants to hang out

>>2344253
Say she got the wrong number

>>2344313
anime sux

>JBL said the number

How much is Vince going nuts at Gorilla?

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>>2344230
b..b..but she wrestled on the preshow senpai

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>>2344300
for my famms

>>2344317
If you don't plan on fucking her, make sure you meet and hang in a public place. Otherwise she's gonna make assumptions.

>>2344245
You better not be making shit up nigger. If she ends up drafted to the hellscape that is Raw Ill find and murder Vince myself