RAW GAMETHREAD 1 - BASED BIG KICKS EDITION

No where to go but up after they shit the bed last night.

>>2337681
those shoes up close look pretty nice, hope this means he's slowly gonna be changing his full look

but I doubt it

>people still watch RAM

why do this to yourself?

>>2337681
BBD!

Those sweet new shoes are gonna bury the Undercarder!

>>2337702
they would be kind of decent without the white sole

I hate Raw and have nothing better to do

Should I watch it tonight?

>>2337687
>still getting worked by the GOAT PPV
calm yourself

>>2337692
its a wonderful sleep aid

>>2337726
nah rewatch some 1996 WCW on the network

>>2337735
Well if he wants to watch WCW he might as well tune in tonight

>>2337742
Only if he wants to watch late WCW

>>2337726
Yeah there's possibly some surprise returns tonight. Also cuck foley might finally be getting fired.

>>2337761
>Chance to see Cuck Foley cry

I'm sold

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>>2337791
aca papa

>>2337761
Good enough for me

>>2337791
Aquí papi esperando la porquería del show B

>>2337791
mosca mosca mosca

>>2337791
Los Pollos Hermanos

What was the worst angle in WWE history and why was it the Two Man Power Trip?

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>21 replies
>15 posters

The state of RAW

>>2337791
Justo aqui mi negro

>Chicago

Can't wait for The Rock to come out and call Punk again

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>>2337833

>>2337835
show hasn't started yet. Anyone know who this major guest they keep hyping up for tonight is?

>Two part timers going for the title
>Snowman fed to Ramen
>Charlotte PPV streak is over
Is RAW finished?

Stream pls

>>2337863
>Stream pls
this

>>2337862
They're making the same mistake they did with Roman as champion but now with Jericho

>>2337862
As long as Roman is on top no

>>2337848
It'd be fucking hysterical if they played Phil's music and some shitter like Noam Dar came out.

>>2337863
>>2337869
https://www.reddit.com/r/WWEstreams/

How hard will Chicago boo Goldberg?

This package is a little extra feel

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Who /bigdog/ here?

Holy shit, Batista's going to play Kotal Kahn?

>>2337876
not at all

>>2337878
right here

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>>2337791
>not even 3 minutes in and Raw is already shit

>>2337878
right fucking here

Another episode of RAM?

Didn't we just have a shitty episode of RAM last night?

DAT JERIGOAT POP

>Midcadercho
Smackdown wins again!

>>2337879
wat

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>face Jericho

Literally the state of RAW right now

Cole is basically 90s commentator Vince at this point

>>2337878
right here famm
.
Did everyone else forget y2j is US champ? kek

>is this wcw

lmao

>>2337887
That was Sunday Night Heat: RAM edition

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>>2337878

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>inb4 CM Punk chants

>>2337681

>IS THIS WCW?

KEK

JOERIGOD OVER AS FUCK

>best parts of Raw have had Jericho in it past year
>Gone a few weeks it's shit

>Already announcing Goldberg vs Lesnar to the Universal Championship
>Without KO getting his re-match yet

Crowd is hot tonight.

>Face Y2J

lel

Goldberg would be so easy to beat if wrestlers weren't so stupid

>happy babyface jericho

:)

wew lad y2j

he really was le millennium man

>Goldberg v Lesnar at Wrestlemania
Maybe they'll replicate the success of the first time that happened.

>>2337903
Would you really want to see Owens get his "rematch"?

>Shitcago
oh I wonder how many people in that crowd will die in the next month

I thought Jericho was from Winnipeg, you idiot, not Chicago

JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD JERIGOD

WHY OWENS WHY

>>2337873
apparently my flash player is too shit to view any of these

>>2337903
>Implying Goldberg is wrestling on a non-ppv

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>>2337890
Joke
https://youtu.be/FYlhKKefXew

>>2337912
93%

Sending Jericho out first is probably the only way they were going to avoid CM Punk chants.

>>2337913
His WWE debut was in Chicago

Holy fuck, this crowd can't even chant Y2J right

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Where the fuck is he

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he's so fucking fat

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>p-p-please let me have a shot at the US Title at Mania

>Y2J chants in the format of NEW, DAY ROCKS

That sounded absolutely retarded. You can chant Y2J normally

BBDWTFAS

>>2337924
Heck

Quiet

Maybe KO can be based again now

>inb4 they make Owens/Jericho for the US title

This is a good open to raw desu

Dead crowd is dead.

>>2337926
That U.S title is 9/11

Based Jericho

good mool

>you were never my best friend

cold

>Raw already better than Fastlane

what does it mean???

>>2337932
Owens is a GOAT midcard champion

>Owens kills the crowd

What a shocker

What's everyone drinking tonight?

JeriGOAT finally getting fatass over.

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DAMN

>was at home for 3 weeks
>was at hospital for 3 weeks

>>2337932
>inb4ing this
Holy shit did this really just click with you now.

>>2337946
root beer

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Is it bad that I don't even really wanna watch this shit show after last night but I still do just so I can shitpost here?

>Spear breaks Brock's ribs
>Kevin is completely fine

Losenar BTFO?

>>2337941
RAM PPVs were a mistake

Jericho needs to be in the Hall of Fame the day he retires.

>>2337944
Rawtist tears

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PUT FATASS ON THE LIST, GODDAMMIT

Kevin Owens: worst person in the world.

>>2337946
powerade

>>2337946
V8 juice

>>2337952
Why2J

>>2337952
>punishedjericho.png

>>2337953
Lardass has a fuckton of protection in front of his ribs

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I love how we are got 2 episodes of RAW this week

#blessed

>goldberg chants

leddit BTFO

>>2337953
kev had more padding

>>2337953
His fat cushioned the blow

>>2337944
Ginger ale, im still recovering from drinking 4 40s yesterday.......

>>2337953
Goldberg had an extra step in the run up for Brock

Why wasn't KO like this during his title run

>>2337957
I can't think of a punishment worse than that pic.

>>2337952
;_;

>>2337951
i would say that's 65% of the reason i watch wrestling

are you chris jericho's friend?

>>2337944
Absolut Raspberry on the rocks

I'M A FRIEND OF JERICHO

>>2337963
>>2337966
>>2337967
You seen Brock lately?

Putting Foley to shame with dat cheapest of cheap heat.

GOD DAMN HE IS THE FUCKING GOAT!!!

>>2337946
Water

>>2337974
Yea

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>thousands of friends
>no irl friends
>myw i browse 4chan

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>sami was right

Jericho plays these nerds like a fiddle

And just like that, Jericho pisses on a good segment

>>2337974
Heck yeah man

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>>2337952

>>2337944
diet cream soda, famm

Based CheeriGoats

what did i miss?

kek face jericho burying someone. BASED FACE Y2J

>>2337968
>4 40s in a whole day
>needing recovery

faggot

>>2337970
didn't have the heat
he would have been yelling into the microphone to silence

>>2337953
Brock got speared twice

Fucking Jericho is still at the top of his fucking mic game

Jericho will never sit on your lap

>>2337974
FUCK YOU. I'M HIS BEST FRIEND. NOT YOU.

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>>2337982
Were friends Anon

Why are Smackdown's opening promos so much better?

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>face Jericho

The writers are literally ruining the best thing about RAW.

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CHEER ME ON, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>mfw I am a friend of Jericho

who /friendofjerigoat/ here?

>>2337991
sorry m8, we can't all be obese alcoholic champs like you.

This is shit.

Smackdown wins again.

I have a friend?

>>2338002
aqui hermano

>>2337993
But Paul said the first spear broke his ribs

>>2337994
Both of them have been pretty decent in this promo

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>>2337878

>>2338000
i forgot how bad he is at it

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>>2337990
sami was right

WHY JOE WHY

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>Team Fatasses

STEINERS WORST NIGHTMARE

THATS..THATS GOTTA BE FAT JOE

WWE punches suck

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>no broken hardys on wwe ever

>Sami defending Y2J

What the fuck?

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>inb4 tag match

zero pop for zayn, why haven't they fired him yet?

>cutting the music before LETS GO

jesus

>>2338008
>>2338001

bueno

annnnnd tag match

>Two Canadians vs. Two Fatties
The county of RAM.

>>2338022
all faces are friends in wwe

>those fake punches

pathetic desu

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OH SHIT

HOLLA HOLLA this is now a tag team match, playa

ALLAHU AKBAR

It is criminal that Jericho isn't getting the Universal title after this run.

Oh shit, was that a headshot?

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>>2338021

>>2337991

thats like a gallon of malt liquor.

Owens / Joe = New Twin Towers?

another shitty tag match main event

fuck this shit

>>2338025
It's his heel theme

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>>2337878
GOAT

I hate fatties

NO! THE MUSLIM ZANE! NO!

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS!!??

Looks like the HHH faction rumor was true.

Why are they going with Joe in this

Jericho/Owens has literally no need for Zayn and Joe forced in there. It's a feud that works on its own

>>2338021
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE

Jesus i didn't think it was possible for kevin to get fatter, he looks like the fucking octomom 9 months pregnant

>Jeridad fined a million dollars for the head chair shot

>>2338005
but you can be a skinny little underage faggot twink

What is Sami Zayn's gimmick? Chris is a rock star, Owens is a brawler, Joe is a destroyer, Sami is a ???

>>2338038
>Get taken down by a Muslim
Sure

Jericho nailed Owens in the head with that chair shot. He is probably getting a fine for that.

>>2337904
it's chicago, the best crowd ever

This rollercoaster ad is fucking cringe

>Jericho and Snackbar

DO NOT WANT

they should be named the Canadian Cucks

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>>2337878

>>2337953
Was he actually injured or was it kayfabe?

>>2338051
Irish Muslim taxi driver

>>2338024
DIVERSITY IS THEIR STRNGTH

Oh great here is the nigger saying cigarettes are racist

>>2338051
muslim?
the wrestler of "peace"

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>This week is tag match
>Next week is tag match
>Week after is Sami v. KO and Y2J v. Joe
>Week after that is contract signings

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>>2338038

>>2338054
How long until CM Punk chants?

>>2338051
Muslim faggot.

>>2338038
Team Type 2 Diabetes

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>>2337878

Fuck off.

>>2338035

Looking at it again it looks like Jericho hit him on the shoulder.

>>2338046
Dirtsheets mention a faction of Hatich, KO, and Joe

>>2338051
THE UNDERDOG FROM THE UNDERGROUND MAGGLE

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>>2338005
NEETHAMMER BTFO

seriously tho stop being a manlet you bitch

Jericho's talent is wasted on RAM. I wouldn't have to waste 3 hours of my Monday night if he was on SmackDown. Not like I have anything better to do but still.

Heel Jericho is so much better desu

>>2338049
Ambrose still owes him money. He should pay for it.

well that Wrestlemania commercial was interesting

>>2338046
Joe is part of the Triple H stable together with Owens

>>2338053
>>2338049
I'm not sure what he was doing but I guess he figured that the body shots weren't very convincing.
Lucky for him Owens put his arms up and took all the impact on them though, might get away with it

>>2338051
Sami is very VERY happy to be there :^)

WTF I LOVE BIG TABACCO NOW!

Jericho is literally the GOAT

Based Jericho breaking back headshots

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Would you?

>>2337991
>being a drunko failure

>>2338067
when steph or haitch are on camera

Sami needs to fuck off. Whats his gimmick anyway?

>Canada Kevin and Samoa Joe vs Ginger Muslim and Dad2J main event
RAM LOST AGAIN

It's too bad more wrestlers aren't like Goldberg. That intense trash talking before the match last night while they were in the ring is something there needs to be more of, shit felt real

>>2338085
drown her? yes

>>2338088
The lovable loser.

>>2338060
Kayfabe but that makes it worse

>>2338051
he is suppose to be the next underdog wrestler I think, that's what someone explained to me, don't believe it though

>>2338085
>ugly feet
Nope

>>2338022
Sami is feuding with Joe that's why.

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>>2338085
spear her into the pool
YEAH

>>2338082
BASED BIG TOBACCO WORKING "THE BLACKS"

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>>2338090
>shit felt real

>>2338065
>Y2J vs Joe

Do want. Rest will be meh.

>>2338085
Absolutley.

>>2338080
>I'm not sure what he was doing but I guess he figured that the body shots weren't very convincing.
Body shots are fine it's just that doing the setup, then the other wrestler staying bent over forever before the other wrestler finally hits him looks awful

KO wasn't setup and Chris wasn't about two wait for him to get in position

>Made the match during commercial break
Nigga wot

>THEY
>WILL
>NEVER
>WRESTLE
>AGAIN

????????? WWE??????

Protected headshots with chairs should come back. Not used all the time, though.

How much do you get fined for headshots? Whatever, worth it

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Sami will NEVER be over, why are they still trying?

>I can have my rematch for the universal title whenever I want, but I'll challenge for a lesser title at Wrestlemania

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>Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens again

Sami Zayn should start wrestling on Smackdown under a mask

>>2338090
roman does that

>>2338085
horse sex is illegal

>>2338086
>being a manlet

you're the one hungover faggot I made $600 today

>>2338072
>>2338079
Stable is nice and all but why do it now?

Owens and Jericho had the friendship angle running for a long time now. Couldn't the build up just have been the same?

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>>2338102
>not pretending wrestling is real

>>2338108
Just buy some gimmicked chairs you can beat the shit out of each other with it

>>2338085
>3d
No sir.

>>2338111
Because he knows he can't beat Iceberg.

>>2338116
In certain places

>>2338077
>PAY IT UP MAN

JERICHO WAS NEVER MY BEST FRIEND

FRIENDSHIP WITH JOE IS NOW BEGUN

Did you guys notice that Jeridad hit Owens on the head with the chair? He's going to receive a fine.

>>2338115
"no"

>>2338116
Not in Canada.

>>2338085
Contrary to popular belief, she has no ass

>>2338119
This.

Is Owens belly bigger than ever? seems like its really sticking out today

TOE PAY SOOI CYDUH

WHERE WAS THIS KO THE PAST 6 MONTHS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Does anyone actually like Cole?

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You know, it's not much of a rivalry if KO wins all the time

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>>2338127

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Does Sami have sand nigger scripture on the back of his trunks?

>>2338135
proof?

sami etternally btfo

>>2338140
Cole Miner for life here

>>2338139
Being carried by JeriGOAT

YES! The burial of Sami Snackbar continues!

Kevin Owens needs to get back to the less fat look back before he became universal champ and could do moonsaults

will sami cuck ever win a match again?

why did they have him beat seth rollins and then lose every week since

>>2338143
he started doing that after trump won in november

>Chicago is already booing Oldberg

Based city

>>2338147
fuck yeah Cole Miners unite

>Jericho vs Joe

Welp, there goes the US title match at WrestleMania Sunshine.

RIP JeriGOAT

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ZAYN TOTALLY, COMPLETELY, ABSOLUTELY AND DEFINITELY BTFO

>>2338143
Yes. I think it says "Zyn" if I'm not mistaken (pronounced Zayn). I learned the Arabic alphabet last year, lel but it's been a while

>>2337880
BTFO

smarks ruin everything

based smackdown ad already better than RAW

Goldberg will win WM and will lose it at Summerslam

screencap this

>>2338157
>>2338157
>>2338157
>>2338157
NEXT

>>2338160
wot

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>>2338154
this is you

>>2338151
Maybe if he eats enough he'll get stuck in the kitchen door

>>2338153
What the fuck are you talking about? He's had that since before he was even in WWE

>>2338167
Please have sex.

>>2338164
Of course.. He wouldn't accept a deal to come back only to lose at wm.
His autistic son would shit Brix

>>2338166
They were booing the Goldberg graphic

>>2338177
it's ok to be this worked

>>2338187
His son isn't that autistic but he's really a fat fuck

>>2338207
Ah okay. Is he scheduled for the show?

what are ya eating lads

I like Austin Aries' package

>>2338243
yep

>>2338248
tendos

>>2338165
where is your trip NEEThammer?

Ohfuck rich is dead

>>2338248
i cooked some farfalle with some leftover beef and tomato sauce I made yesterday.

now i'm eating some peaches in syrup my gf made