>Jericho promises he'll help Owens retain against Goldberg

>>2335405
TV wizard

>>2335405
Cause fuck you
Fuck me
Fuck everyone watches
Cause fuck this company

based trips getting the belt off fat ass in a shoot work doublecross

>>2335405
quit over-analyzing mandrama

have sex

WWE think their fans are retards

Like this dude >>2335477

>>2335405
Because he's a neckbeard

Trips made him a deal for a US title shot probably :/

>>2335509

>Hey, Kev, I'll set you up with a primo US Championship match if you turn on Jericho and leave yourself twisting in the wind against Goldberg
>Uh, Hunter, that sounds idiotic.
>C'mon, it's the UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP, Kevin! You'll be in the same league as guys like Orlando Jordan, Alberto No Heato, Jack Swagger, and Santino Marella!
>Well, since you put it that way, I'm in.

They really think their viewers are absolute shitheads, don't they?

>>2335523
I hate how possible this is

Haitch was too busy thinking about Seth sodomizing him at Wrestlemania to help.

>>2335405
>joe would help owens beat goldberg
>he was about to
>mick foley cucked the plan and banned joe
>owens is mad but hhh will make it up to him later
>joe/owens/hhh full on stable now
>mick is kill

>>2335523
Well it would make sense since Owens was going to be destroyed by Goldberg.

>>2335558
This, if you fags had actually watched this terrible PPV you would've noticed how Mick mentioned it during the phone call.

>>2335558
This, and Haitch's whole thing is the champion reflecting the company and what's best for business, etc. Even before Seth's injury, Haitch would have turned on him because Seth was looking weaker and more like a joke every week, which reflects poorly. Jericho's comedy act friendship and constant interference was, in HHH's eyes, making him look like a joke. Hence, "dump Jericho. Get serious. Don't disappoint me. I'll make sure you beat Goldberg."

>>2335594
>Jericho interfering all the time makes Owens look like a joke
>Send out Joe to help Owens win, making him look like a joke again

>>2335558
>>2335573
>>2335594
I agree that's probably what they were trying to go for, but still
>HHH plans for Joe to interfere
>Steph tells Mick not to let anyone interfere
They better pull some kino shit on Monday to make this story work

>>2335594
>Haitch would have turned on him because Seth was looking weaker and more like a joke every week,

Actually, Seth was getting booked progressively stronger post his-US Title reign because he was getting fattened up so he could be fed to Reigns.

>got destroyed during the Festival of Friendship
>appears on houseshows with bandages, crutches and shit
>on Fastlane he's totally fine and even in his pimp jacket that Ambrose tore apart
Uhh, rawtists?

>Betrays his only friend, presumably at HHH's behest.
>Left out to dry by HHH, got no help whatsoever.
>Talks a big game about how he's going to outlast Goldberg.
>Says this is going to be a real match, not a squash like with Brock.
>Rolls out of the ring several times before match, Goldberg doesn't look frustrated, literally couldn't give a shit.
>Gets destroyed in 30 seconds.

Owens looks like the dumbest, weakest motherfucker in the world right now, even below Rusev.

>>2335558

Steph, Aitch's wife, could have countermanded Foley.

Even if that DOES end up making sense, it is too much convoluted stupidity to be a good wrestling angle. It's too much like the bullshit that ruined the InVasion.