>Cenetty
cringe
>>2316796
ONE VS ALL
JOHN CENA SHOOTING FUCKING CANNONS
HAHAHAHAHA
MIZ BTFO
THIS IS A SHOOT
HOLY FUCK!!!
MIZ BTFO HOLY SHIT
I WAS /MIZ/ BUT NOW I'M OFFICIALLY /BMJ/ MIZ IS FUCKING DONE
Nice big doc
MIZ IS DONE
WE ARE SEEING AN OFFICIAL BURIAL
>>2316819
IT'S THE BIG DOG
>>2316796
Based Cena shooting up WWE live!
>Stole the figure-four
Fuck you Cena Ric Flair taught it to him
when americans talk about "shooting incidents" is this what they mean?
STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
MIZ FUCKING BURIED
>mizetty
gain height
Ric Flair gave the figure 4 to Miz.
Do not believe John's lies.
You wanna shoot cowboy?
>it's a face acts like a heel episode
Where the fuck is he
M I KE
I
K
E
>>2316837
Yes
Cena vs Miz rn
A DUDE PLAYING A DUDE DRESSED UP AS ANOTHER DUDE
FUG... THIS PROMO DOE...
DOOD
DOOD
DOOD
>Greats
>Haitch
>Miz
>drawing dimes
Pick 1
TROPIC THUNDER REFERENCE
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING GOAT
>MIZ BTFO
CENA SHOOTS ARE THE GOAT SHOOTS
Tip top kek Cena is destroying The CuckMiz.
this fine speech would be better if cena wasnt taking like such a fucking idiot
rate this promo so far
10/10
Bruh it's the wild west in there. People just shooting everywhere.
>>2316848
IN HELL.
>Miz
F
MIZ BTFO
>MIZ BTFO
MIZ BTFO
>MIZ BTFO
MIZ BTFO
>MIZ BTFO
MIZ BTFO
>MIZ BTFO
MIZ BTFO
>MIZ BTFO
>HHH
>one of the greats
Plz no bully Miz!
MIZFAGS WILL NEVER RECOVER
>HBGay
>"great"
CRINGE
PROMO REVERSED BTFO MIZ
HOLY FUCK THEYRE GONNA NEED HHH AND PAUL HEYMAN TOGETHER TO MATCH THIS PROMO
>Daniel Bryan
>Personality
Top kek
But we need more Cena that borrows Haitchs shovel
>>2316867
11/10
I remember why I keep watching
>DUDE DRESSED AS A DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE
YOU THE DUDE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT DUDE HE IS.
>>2316837
no people care about what cena's saying
STOP HE'S ALREADY FUCKING DEAD CENA!
Miz is done
TNA welcome The Moz
>>2316867
11/10
RAM destroyed
webm that qt cena fan in the crowd
Too slow Tripcummer. Don't worry I'll let ya get the next one ;^)
>>2316869
This nigga
Based cena pipebomb
>This beautiful promo
Triple Dude
MIZ FUCKIN BURIED
HOLY FUCK
MIZ IS FUCKING DEAD MIGHT AS WELL END THE FEUD NOW
>>2316854
>tfw ill never be super bear mode
Cena got Maurice wet
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
WE GOING DEEP
SHOOT FROM THE HIP
SHE SPEAKS
Why does Cena talk like a wigger still?
He would cut a good promo if he used his normal voice.
Also Cena has a lot of nerve saying that Miz stole from the Rock when Cena wishes he was The Rock
HOW WILL MIZ EVER RECOVER?
>Press F to pay respect
F
>>2316867
******
HOLY FUCK SOMEBODY GET A CASKET
>Maryse speaking
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
YOU ARE NOT MY HUSBANDO
>in the ring right now
Maryse is gonna need a shovel to get Miz out of this one
Jesus fucking christ hes fucking dead
>Maryse
11/10 promo down to 3/10.......
>>2316884
holy shit
JESUS CENA HE'S ALREADY DED MAN
>a shoot
>a gun fight
CENA BTFO
Goddamn that was good.
DUDE DICKS LMAO
LDJ BTFO!
>>2316883
r-report in if you're /awesome/
F for miz
>Miz having to hide behind his woman
CENA IS DONE
CENA DICKLET CONFIRMED
NEVER got the whole Cena thing.
Now I get it.
Now I get it.
MIZ DONE
MARYSE'S SEXY FRENCH VOICE
NIKKI INCOMING
SMALL COCK JOHN
HOLY SHIT
MARYSE BURYING CENETTY'S TINY COCK
Why does he keep prodding the Undertaker?
LIL DICK SENA CONFIRMED
Maryse has no idea
LMAO BTFO
Maryse spitting hot fire
WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS SHIT. NEVER LET HIM GO AND GIVE HIM A RAISE
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
> le small dick joke
women bantz everyone
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NIKKI FUCKING BELLA
MY SIDES
MY FUCKING SIDES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cena learned from the best.
If Bella comes out this will really ruin the feud desu
IMMA BREAK YA BITCH
JOHN/NIKKI CONFIRMED
MIZ IS DEAD
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN LADS
Melzer right again y'know Cena and Bella vs Miz and Maurice
Miz's reaction
what the fuck even is this segment
>>2316947
Inchworm detected and triggered
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>I"m gonna break ya bitch
OH SHIT
HOW WILL RAM RECOVER????????
>>2316931
Miz won that promo anyway
always /a-list/
BREAK YA BITCH
>>2316953
She just did
>1/4 of the show is already over
>I'M GONNA BREAK YA BITCH
BASED
IS THIS CANON????????
MIXED TAG AT MANIA CONFIRMED
THAT'S NOT PG
OH FUCK WE /ATTITUDE/ NOW
>wasting one of the few precious BMJ wrestlemania matches for a total divas angle
wew
that promo was great though
10/10 SEGMENT
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON
>>2316952
Hey Phil, you're the only one that cares about you.
THICCI JAMES
MIZ CORPSING FOR THICCI
>>2316854
holy fuck
They want to give nikki a WM tier sendoff to keep cena happy
miz/maryse vs. cena/nikki is the obvious choice
Promo of the year confirmed?! How will Raw recover?!
>Micky vs The Mick
>Again
For Fucks Sake
Cena is the GOAT
>>2316965
Did Miz kill the Bahama pigs for getting near his wife
>>2316931
A-lister here
>>2316931
>Awesome
No longer after tha six feet under burial that Cena gave him.
>>2316947
Dicklet detected
I thought that was a decent segment/promo
If Randy Orton comes out with Bray Wyatt
Everyone has to post their Dicks
>>2316969
>1/4 done
Fug...
Really good promo
Nikki kind of killed the hype but it was the logical way to end it
>>2316967
I just don't care much for a mixed tag team match, but on the same page at least its not just Miz/Cena again
It was a fun opening segment though, just rehashed a lot of shit we've heard countless times. Good lines in there though
Are you now officially an unironic Bellamark?
>>2316969
why does it go so fast
>even the shit smackdown segments are better than 90% of Ram
Props to Miz for taking it all like a legit heel who knows how to put others over. Really hope it doesn't bury him though.
>>2316969
fuck that was too fast
FUCKING HELL, JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE RAM SOME PROPS, SMACKDOWN BLOWS THEM THE FUCK OUT AGAIN. THEY TURNED AN ANGLE I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT INTO SOMETHING I WANT TO SEE
>>2316965
>won a promo he was forced to copy from AJ styles
This segment was solely for the purpose for the purpose of BMJ's shooting fetish.
I love MIz but Miz got absolutely fucked.
>>2316975
Taker is beating Roman
Cena's retiring Taker at next year's Wrestlemania, back in New Orleans
>>2316941
why does this exist? the fuck is this from?
>>2316999
I like the Bellas, just Brie is the hotter one
>>2316965
No he really didn't, and you have to be retarded to think he did. Cena basically raped him on national TV.
>this side feud more over than the raw womans division
raw just cant get a break
>You're a parody of your former self
Why does everyone say this to Cena? Is it in reference to Doctor of Thuganomics?
>YOU'RE NOT THE UNDERTAKER, BUT IF YOU STEP TO ME AGAIN YOU'RE A DEAD MAN
Now I'm looking up for the feud that I thought was going to be the worst one in WM card
BASED MIZ
BASED CENA
BASED /SMACK/
>>2317008
Wasn't a shoot they're good friends you fucking mark
>>2316965
this reminds me of that Seifeld episode with Georgw uib trhar guys picture at the beach
HELL YEAH I WANT TO SEE MARYSE WRESTLE AGAIN!
>Smackdown
>Promo is long but the writing is so good you actually enjoy it
>RAM
>Steph/mick shit
>IN THIS BUSINESS SEFF
>>2316993
I'm game.
WHO /2OUTOF3FALLS/ HERE
>>2317005
Miz is one of the only true pro's in the company.
Always gets other people over, doesn't play to the crowd for cheers, does the job even when it'd be best for him to go over.
Based Midcard Overlord Miz
>25minutes of no wrestling.
>Still blows RAM out of the water
Someone post Mickey's BEEF
>>2317016
That was too based a line
>>2317010
It's more magical if you never know anon
Why does Cena talk like a wigger still?
He would cut a good promo if he used his normal voice
holy shit smackdown is just as bad as raw. was i memed
Post yfw
>Ima break you bitch
Smackdown wins again, brother
i want a cena vs joe promo
The majority of Ram segments are shit tier kiddie comedy with New Gay and Unzo
>last day of Black History Month
Finally
The Miz has improved so fucking much since headlining Mania and Cena is free to say and do more now that we're in the reality era. This will probably be the match with the greatest build up to Mania only second to Owens and Jericho
>>2317010
>Oprah
TOP FUCKING KEK
Which promo was better: this one or the Jericho/Owens one? Both were 10/10 imo.
But again, why did Cena spend that promo calling out the Undertaker?
Cena v Undertaker confirmed
>>2317042
not over yet
>Becky Lynch comes out
>literally ZERO (0) crowd reaction
kek
Borky Lunch
LA IRLANDESA QUE PATEA NACHAS DE MUCHACHAS
>>2316964
I know we make this joke every week, but seriously the difference in quality between the brands is jarring. RAW has fucking less than nothing compared to that promo
>>2317035
>Damage controlling this hard
Then fuck off, meanwhile, we get a 2/3 falls match, and a better card overall week in week out
>>2317020
Does anyone in the back hate him? Seems like everyone says he's a good guy.
>>2317039
>implying that fat fuck wouldn't get BTFO
He literally has nothing to say to the GOAT
yo RAW should legit be embarrassed. there hasnt been a match yet and entertained as fuck.
Milfie James makes my pants feel funny
Fridgie James
>>2317047
festival of friendship will be talked about for years
BMJ should have stuck his cock out when Maryse said his dick was small.
>>2317051
This
>>2317061
Are you thinking Arby's?
>>2317052
Please have sex.
>>2317052
Turn up the volume there was a reaction.
Will she return?
This match will be remembered in the same light as the Angle/Lesnar Iron Man match. Appreciate what you're seeing.
>>2317050
Seems like a dig towards creative. Undertaker v Cena was not only heavily rumored this year, but was set to happen for a couple weeks. Cena, like everyone, probably really wanted that match.
mickie is hotter than nikki
I don't even need to watch the rest of the show. I can go to sleep with a smile on my face
I am so hyped for Luke vs AJ.
>>2317050
Would like since that would mean Braun goes over clean.
>>2317071
>>2317078
The rest is just the big, delicious cherry on top
I hope that Cena v Miz thing drug out over its allotted time and that means that these """""womens wrestling"""" matches get cut short.
I can't bring myself to care..
>tfw ex-gf name is Mickie
Jeez Mickey's like a more botchier take on HHH. Does the same annoyingly slow pace that he does, but without any move being done smoothly. Poor Becky having to carry her every time.
>>2317079
yeah cuz replying here is being worked. go to bed kiddo.
>>2317071
>>2317082
>>2317084
>>2317086
Perfect Timing
Damn Becky in that short is so hot
>>2317093
Bf* Mickey*
>>2317074
This. I have a hard time believing even Roman marks would rather want Roman/UT.
>>2317091
You will get 15 minutes of John chasing Miz around the ring before a "hot tag" to Nikki who will immediately pin Maryse before John proposes to Nikki in the ring.
>one segment into the show
>already more entertaining than all of yesterday's RAW
>>2317047
JeriKO because of the insane amount of pageantry and the betrayal, also because it had way more time to build. This was still really excellent considering it's a feud built near entirely on history between the two
What if Becky dyed her bush fire orange?
>>2317107
>he actually think base SMACKDOWN would stoop to Raw levels.
What's Mickie James gimmick?
>Becky's juicy thighs
FUCK
>>2317107
I'll take that over Becky Lynch fighting this cyan caramel lady I have no idea who is.
I need to stop watching these live, since I get pissed off whenever I can't skip the ladies matches..
>>2317111
Why is his Mouth look like a Asshole?
FIYUHHHHHHHH
>>2317111
Trips of truth. It's amazing, really, how much of a quality show Smackdown is compared to Raw
>>2317121
milf
Jesus someone stab beckys vocal cords
>>2317121
the crafty veteran whose tummy i want to rub
Jesus these commercials.
>2 OUT OF 3 FALLS
FUCK
>>2317123
>not knowing Mickie James
18+
>mickie dt
what
Memes aside, it's fucking sad how casuals still think RAW is the show to watch just because of the previous stereotype. That's why Smackdown ratings don't even compare even though the promos and matches are 10x better.
I've seen better matches on Smackdown since the brand split and a fucking "free PPV" caliber show. What has RAW done?
>>2317123
>he doesn't know Mickey James
18+
>Women's """""wrestling""""
I want Mickie James to lick Paige's Pussy
Christ Becky is a fucking travesty
All her mannerisms are cringey
>>2317141
cringe
>>2317139
They took the Monday slot which is prime time over Tuesday
They're going to rape us with ads to make up for an uninterrupted 25mins at the start aren't they.
hopefully this happens next year
>>2317121
Bitter, jealous veteran that's annoyed with this whole "women's revolution" thing because she feels it invalidates the accomplishments of her and her peers.
>>2317145
>liking women's wrestling
CRINGE
>>2317149
ya seethin?
>Beyond Raw supplements
even the commercials know
>>2317141
>canadian ''''''posting'''''
I want to smell Mickeys farts. The bright milky brunette shade of her hair and thr beauty marks that contrast her milf like figure makes me certain that she has a sweet yet chickeny aroma.
I bet her burps also smell great
>>2317142
Damn yo.....
>>2317154
Nah I'm drinking milk with cookies waiting for this shit match to end
>>2317160
get banned idiot
>>2317141
>d-do I fit in yet guys???
I really like Becky's top
>>2317155
Fucking This.
>>2317156
>I must defend my waifu at all times
Cringe
>>2317123
You're supposed to be watching these with your dick in hand.
>>2317150
>It’s been 18 years, 18 years ago, myself and John Cena had a match and based off that match WWE inevitably hired him, and brought him along and I went my own separate way. It’s been 18 years since me and John have been in the ring together. John, you know, early in my career, he’s been a close personal friend and we drove a lot of miles together, and it would be an absolute pleasure to reunite in the ring and once again, smash him in the face and take everything from him.
>>2317161
Deanchad what are ya thoughts on ya match with Fartcuck at Wrestlemania while Tripcummer takes on Bretseethe
>>2317150
>Joe not dying of a heart attack by Summerslam
>>2317166
Do ya know who ya talking to?
>>2317180
Deancuck is a faggot who will do nothing. He fears me
IT'S RATO
ALEXA
S
S
Has there ever been a 2 out of 3 falls where a person win 2 straight?
i saw some white thing between becky's legs
what was it?
>>2317187
haha
BASED BEX
Whats Beckys gimmick?
Wow, Becky sure is a hot white woman.
Did they botch a pumphandle?
>>2317206
She's Irish and she LOVES TO FIGHT
>>2317206
autistic potato lover
>>2317206
Ugly autistic cunt kinda like Triphammers mom
>start watching wrestling at age 11 in the year 2010
>Mickie James is released April 22, 2010
>seven years later they had at most four months of exposure to Mickie
Math is hard.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>2317194
The meat
>>2317207
>irish
>white
>>2317206
autistic brit bong
>>2317193
Ziggler vs Cesaro.
Cesaro's ability to job transcends even wrestling match stipulation tropes
>tripmong sperging out
HOW DO THEY TELEPORT BACK AND FORTH???
I keep being surprised Harper gets a reaction.
this show's pretty good but it could still use some big dog
Wyatt's hood looks like a literal duck head
>>2317216
Ye will lose to fartcuck El Deanshit
Is it just me or are Harper's promos 10X better than Bray's?
>>2316958
Damn.
>>2317238
Literally fucking who?
>>2317239
worked
>>2317235
The buyrates are already low, you want the ratings to tank too?
>>2317239
Naomi is a raver
>the god you know is Bray Wyatt
holy shit that was awesome
>>2317015
>>2317076
ANSWER ME YOU DAMN SMARKS
LEGIT WORKED
>The one who will make Wrestlemania into his own kingdom
Like what? A sort of wrestlekingdom or something?
>>2317023
The one where hes accidentally in the picture ? The "jerk store" episode is more fitting fir me
>>2317254
>we some kinda suicide squad?
>>2317243
Some jannetty
>>2317239
Alexa Bliss
Peyton Royce
Billie Kay
Nikki Cross
Emma
>>2317239
Alicia Fox
>>2317036
>>2317263
I will concede any of those that are on NXT, because I don't watch NXT. But please elaborate what Alexa Bliss' character is besides "Crazy-haired bitch"
>>2317268
Alicia Fox is still around? Where?
>>2317247
"Raver" is a pretty thin character, but so is Apollo Crews, so I guess that I just don't care and thus hold the women to a higher standard than I do the men.
I love Alexa<3
Yay
>>2317283
alicia fox came out with a cruiser wieght last night
>>2317283
Alicia is only on the A show
>>2317283
you havent seen "no one breaks up with me" alicia fox promo. its legitimately womens promo of the year
>>2317301
You mean 205 Live?
>>2317296
I think you're remembering the time Jaquelin won the cruiserweight title
EVERy Smackdown I jerk off with two fingers and a thumb and imagine its Alexa jerking me off
Harper is on. Laptop closing. See you dudes in a few.
>>2317283
>Immature/childish
>Egocentric
>Relies solely on her wrestling achievements and other's compliments to give her a sense of self worth and falls apart when she loses those.
Actually pretty realistic portrayal of a girl who grew up winning, being coddled, and being told she was the best.
I smell shenanigans if they are putting this in the middle of the show. Either that or SD is just the A+ show.
>>2316941
"JORTS! JORTS! JORTS!" Enjoy never unseeing it.
So is Luke Harper's badly spot real or
>>2317429
bald*
fucking autocorrect