Besides aj and harper, what's happening tonight?
>mfw only b-list
>Shane and Bryan have literally been standing in a room watching this footage all week trying to discern a winner when it was a blatant botch
>starts with Miz
WE DID IT AGAIN LADS
THE UNBEATEN STREAK CONTINUES
HOW DOES SHOOTDOWN JUST BTFO OF RAW IN A 3 MIN OPENING SEGMENT? THIS REALLY ISNT FUCKING FAIR.
>Show starts with Big Money Miz and Facefuck Philips on commentary
>Show ends with HarpGOAT vs BMAJ
PLEASE don't make it a mixed tag at mania. John vs Miz would be good on it's own. Nikki can't wrestle + she has the neck of an 80 year old Alzheimer patient, and Maryse hasn't wrestled since 2010
Imagine sneaking into Cena's personal locker room and watching him and Miz wifeswap and then getting caught and then being asked by Cena to help hold his cock in place as it ejaculates all over Maryse
/SMACK/ CROWD ALREADY BTFO RAWTIST CROWD 8 MINUTES INTO THE SHOW
WE DID IT LADS
>the crowd chanting "Cena" unanimously
>Cena is now universally over
Smackdown is literally the brightest timeline
Minnesota only knows qts. Unless you're looking at the immigrant population, of course.
How does smack do it? How do they win every night within the first 2 minutes?
Is half saying Cena Sucks and the other half saying CM Punk?
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-r8 memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
Doubt I'll find an appropriate place to use this, so...
>25 minute promo
How does Smackdown do it?