>I will facefuck the shit out of you
What did he mean by this?
>>2316376
that is exactly what he means.
he WILL.
even if she says no.
>>2316376
How big do ya think his cock is?
>>2316370
will tom or any of the other announcers mention what tom said?
>>2316382
8 inches
>>2316370
A+ show
>>2316383
"To hell with it lets talk about Tom Phillips" - Mauro Ranello
>>2316385
Damn dats pretty big
>facefuck city chants for Tom tonight
Will he go to SDL?
Is this the smackdownwinslol celebration thread?
>>2316401
Raw cant afford to lose their biggest star and only draw
>>2316402
Yezzir
>>2316399
Please this
>>2316401
If Vince gives the Smackdown boys permission to turn him heel he'll actually be the GOAT
Can't wait for a diva to be on commentary tonight to check out Tom's massive erection
>>2316412
we finally have a janny?
>>2316412
Cringe
>>2316412
New Japan marks btfo
>>2316412
based big quality janny
>>2316412
janny is doing some good work warning trash like yourself
Besides aj and harper, what's happening tonight?
>>2316412
Press F to pay respects
>>2316401
Hopefully
>>2316412
Not sure if I'm being worked.
>>2316405
>biggest star
>draw
>Roman
>>2316417
>finally
xir's here since the beginning
I can't keep up with timezones, because I am figuratively retarded.
Does it start in 30min, or did it start 30min ago?
3D print dis dik
>>2316461
30 minutes from now
>>2316461
started 2 hours ago kid
>the state of Ram
>>2316444
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2017-02-28
>>2316479
Why would you do this?
>>2316370
http://www.strawpoll.me/12439469
>>2316444
aj and harper end in double dq when attacked by wyatt and snek
tag team match next week
screen cap dis
>>2316370
anyone got a stream?
how's it going everybody?
>>2316501
capped, snapped, and flapped
>>2316503
Why do him and Meltz refuse to criticize women's wrestling?
>>2316504
>flapped
>>2316514
they don't?
they call naomi bliss nia dana and others shit on a weekly basis almost
What if we get AJ vs Daniel instead?
I would enjoy that more
>>2316515
what flapped?
He better fucking be here today
>>2316521
They will not clear Daniel to wrestle
>>2316518
Ok, let me rephrase this why don't they criticize Sasha and Bayley when they shit on Nia and Dana constantly. Those two are just as bad as Dana and Nia.
>>2316530
Dana and Nia didn't do much in NXT
who's /a-list/ here?
>>2316530
That's just not true.
>>2316530
Both Dana and Nia are both green as shit.
Link?
>>2316534
>mfw only b-list
>>2316534
Is he actually an A-lister?
>>2316524
roman's going to retire him at mania
if he shows up anywhere it'll be on raw
>>2316522
Flip flapped
>>2316544
http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/livestream4.html
SMACK WON
>>2316544
network.wwe.google.faggot.net.biz
>watching a botched ending
LMAO
>Draw
lel
A ver donde están mis /SMACK/ hermanos?
>Shane and Bryan have literally been standing in a room watching this footage all week trying to discern a winner when it was a blatant botch
>it's close you can't really tell
no it's not close you can clearly tell aj touched first
>>2316544
www.usanetwork.com/getcablefaggot
>Working around the botch
Based Smackdown
Based HarpGOAT
Based BMAJ
>AJ even being on the same screen as Shane
BASED HARPGOAT SMELLS LIKE TOE NAILS
>>2316544
meatspin.net
>>2316560
Acá papi disfrutando del A show
Oh fuck me lads Smackdown is so fucking good
They worked in the botch lads
BASED BIG MATCH HARPER
BASED THEME IS BACK WITH NEW SPLASHES
>AJ vs Luke
>main event
>>2316560
Aqui.
Deveriamos tener una imagen representativa de los /SMACK/ hermanos.
BASED A-LISTER. Smack already won.
>starting with Big Movie Miz
WE DID IT AGAIN BROS!
WHO /MIZ/ HERE?
>>2316560
>starts with Miz
WE DID IT AGAIN LADS
THE UNBEATEN STREAK CONTINUES
MIZGOAT
HOW DOES SHOOTDOWN JUST BTFO OF RAW IN A 3 MIN OPENING SEGMENT? THIS REALLY ISNT FUCKING FAIR.
RAW BTFO
SMACK ALREADY BETTER WITH BASED MIZ
>>2316560
Aqui amigo!
>>2316534
right here
>Tom Phillips on commentary
did smack already win?
>Show starts with Big Money Miz and Facefuck Philips on commentary
>Show ends with HarpGOAT vs BMAJ
>>2316544
lemonparty.org
>>2316560
Acá papi esperando un nuevo episodio del A show.
>BIG FACE FUCKS TOM IS NOT KILL
****** episode
/awesome/
>>2316589
here you go
>>2316591
is it 2005?
>more miz maryse vs cena nikki build
no if you have to pls keep this short
PLEASE don't make it a mixed tag at mania. John vs Miz would be good on it's own. Nikki can't wrestle + she has the neck of an 80 year old Alzheimer patient, and Maryse hasn't wrestled since 2010
>>2316560
Aca desde Bolivia papu
Based face fucker Fillips
APPLEDOUGH
Tom probably got a raise, I bet Vince thought it was funny
Winning already /smack/
>The remake never gets old
KEK
I came out on the replay of the end of the battle royale lol
CENA THE GOAT
>>2316534
All of leddit
>John Cena has a dinosaur sized bone
SMACK WINS AGAIN
CENA'S DICK IS HUGE YOU GUYS
is tom phillips face or heel on instagram
>>2316608
>remix
How many big time hollywood movies has Miz starred in?
>>2316601
>PLEASE don't make it a mixed tag at mania. John vs Miz would be good on it's own.
LOL nope. They couldnt even get a good match in a WM ME.
>>2316599
The match sucks but the buildup will be great
Imagine sneaking into Cena's personal locker room and watching him and Miz wifeswap and then getting caught and then being asked by Cena to help hold his cock in place as it ejaculates all over Maryse
MIZ BTFO OF BMJ!
>Dinosaur sized bone
MIZ is GOAT title run after mania please.
BASED MIZ
BASED TOM PHILLIPS
BASED CENA
BASED SMACKDOWN
>>2316616
Shut it nerd
Based Miz
PIPEBOMB
OUR BIG MATCH GUY
>>2316617
every single one hes been in
MIZ SHOOTING
BIG MICS MIZ SHOOTING ON LITTLE WINKIE'S JHON'S BACKSTAGE POLITICKING
CENA BTFO
MIZ SHOOTING ON CENETTY
BTFO
OH SHIT IS THIS A WORK OR A SHOOT?
>>2316615
babyface
MIz is right.
BASED MIZ SHOOTING ON CENA POLITICKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP
>BMJ's face at "Smiles the right way"
my fucking sides. I need a Webm
This is a face promo.
will todd get drafted to the better show bros?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW A SHOOT ON RAM
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
/SMACK/ CROWD ALREADY BTFO RAWTIST CROWD 8 MINUTES INTO THE SHOW
WE DID IT LADS
SHOOTDOWN BUCKIN SHOTS
>Miz trying to be an indie darling
>Cena with that shit-eating grin
>the crowd chanting "Cena" unanimously
>Cena is now universally over
Smackdown is literally the brightest timeline
>That aryan couple wearing AJ Styles gloves
Based.
REDDIT IN THE FRONT ROW WITH THE CAB DRIVER HAT
Everyone shoots too much these days.
It wouldn't be so bad but they all say essentially the same shit
And why are we getting Miz/Cena again at WM anyway? So Cena gets the win back?
SMACKDOWN ALREADY WON!
WE DID IT LADS
DID
IT
LADS
Miz on another level with his mic skills
Fine speech Mike....
Remember when The Rock was in The Other Guys?
This is a really fine speech
>>2316580
Reporting in.
*adjusts hat*
fine speech you had there....HOWEVER
>>2316615
face that fucks the place
>>2316650
i don't see any turbans in the front row
>>2316648
It's all Miz though
Miz is the best heel in the company atm
He could get Roman over if they feuded
>FINE SPEECH
WHY CAN'T THEY DO THIS WITH RAMEN, HE WOULD PROBABLY GET OVER LIKE CENA IS NOW
>yfw Cena gets his win back and buries the B-List Miz
Cena fucking sucks on the mic
Cena confirmed jelly.
Some real QT'S in the crowd tonight
Because John actually has charisma and Roman can barely form a sentence without sounding like a retard
>tfw Phil comes back at the end of the segment to back up Miz
>DAMN FINE SPEECH
CENA BTFO
HYPOCRITE
WORSE THAN THE ROCK
>>2316665
DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST
LMAO HOLY SHIT
YOU SOLD OUT CHANTS LMAO
cena confirmed jealous and cena confirmed hippocrit
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
YOU SOLD OUT
>>2316661
>Miz is the best heel in the company atm
Thats not Alexa Bliss.
>You sold out
CENA IS DONE
based crowd
YOU SOLD OUT
USO OUT
>>2316655
That scene where they jump off the building was hilarious. I almost pissed my pants right there in the theatre, brother
CENA GETTING CALLED OUT BY THE MIZ
>Miz shitting on John going Hollywood
Who wrote this?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BASED MIZ SAVED THE BUSINESS
>You sold out
based Miz turning the crowd on Cena like taking candy from a baby
>>2316670
They need to go back to that blonde
YA SOLD OUT
YA SOLD OUT
YA SOLD OUT
Holy shit a You Sold Out Chant against Cena, that's new
>"Russev Out" chants
Cena BTFO
YOU'RE BARELY DECENT CENA
CENA BTFO
>CENA BTFO
CENA BTFO
>CENA BTFO
CENA BTFO
>CENA BTFO
CENA BTFO
>CENA BTFO
CENA BTFO
>CENA BTFO
Where the fuck is he
PIPEBOMB
I
P
E
B
O
M
B
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
THIS IS ALREADY GREAT STUFF
Based Mike
>>2316670
Minnesota only knows qts. Unless you're looking at the immigrant population, of course.
Why won't cena turn heel
Senpai this is some A1 promo and by the fucking miz?
Cena BTFO
>super cena is kayfabe
SUPER CENA BTFO
>>2316687
yeah it kind of doesn't make sense
This a good promo from Miz, but the "part timer" argument is starting to get old
WE WIN AGAIN LADS
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Cena doesn't need to say a word to get the crowd going
GOAT
WHAT A FINE SPEECH
Miz is /ourguy/
How does smack do it? How do they win every night within the first 2 minutes?
BDC
>>2316697
I miss him
>>2316692
fuck off leaf
Miz is so fucking good on the mic.
>>2316697
cuddling with Filthy Tom
>you're barely decent Cena
OO BOY
FINE SPEECH MIZ
Is half saying Cena Sucks and the other half saying CM Punk?
The fat cab driver in the front was saying both "Lets go Cena" and "Cena sucks"
Who here /TWF/?
https://youtu.be/Fpcp8mF0vRg
>>2316717
Huh?
>>2316713
You are witnessing two great talkers in the same ring
Who /comfy/ here
>this promo
>>2316697
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-r8 memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
I'm late to the party, can someone red pill me on what Phillips did?
the show must see?
YO MIZ GIVIN CENA THE FUCKING HEAT
AWOOOOOOOOOO
>>2316701
RURU FLASHIN' RACIST PEPE SIGNS!
>>2316713
no joke, just this segment alone BTFO all of last nights raw
miz is about to cry
>>2316726
He is reddit personified
>>2316726
HE'S JUST HAVING FUN MAGGLE
>Miz calling Wreck Flel "GOAT"
Time for me to admit smackdown is the better brand. RAM can't compete
>>2316734
he was being a lad and triggered the fuck out of feminists
>that wooo
>>2316731
reporting for duty sir anon
SO U SAYIN
>Cena finna throw that fine speech out
Why is Smackdown so good?
>>2316731
Get new curtains.
>>2316734
Sat on a four hour flight with an enormous erection.
FINE SPEECH
FINE SPEECH
Doubt I'll find an appropriate place to use this, so...
>>2316734
>red pill
No, you can fuck off instead
>>2316697
In Hell.
FINE SPEECH
>>2316691
You ain't just blowin' smoke mane
FINE SPEECH
>>2316680
>le ebin suicide squad tantrum-thrower
Cena putting me to sleep desu
Fine speech
Fine speech *tips cap*
MIZ NEEDS THE FUCKING STRAP RIGHT NOW
A MIGHTY FINE SPEECH SIR
THAT WAS A FINE SPEECH
based fucking jhon
REKT
>BRACE YOURSELF
>HERE WE GO
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
MIZ BTFO
DA UNDATEKAH
HOLY SHIT MIZ BTFO
Based Cena giving us the spoiler script
SHOOT
JHON SHOOTIN'
UNNDUH TAKUH
CENA SHOOTING
UNDERMEMER
>undercarder
Cena vs Finnataker confirmed?
SHOOTING FROM THE HIP
>Based Miz forced to cut AJ's promos
Poor guy
Inb4 GONGGGGGGGG
>>2316765
You cant compare the reactions that Bliss got last SD to Miz entire year run.
Bliss is that good.
HELL NAH NIGGA WE WUZ SUPASTARS N SHEIT
JOHN SHOOTING FROM THE HIP
>>2316560
Ici, mon frère européen!
HAHAHAHAHAH
MIZ IS DONE
BTFO
TYBC
Kek Cena has gone into Thug Life mode for some reason
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN HE'S SHOOTING INTO THE CROWD
Cena has that racist Pepe hand signal on his shirt
>No Cena/Taker
Now I'm sad again
BMJ is the fucking man
CENA TALKING LIKE A NIGGA AGAIN
>>2316731
dirtyboi reporting in
Gunslinger Cena shooting like the best of em!
>>2316734
He was alpha as fuck
>MIZ BTFO ETERNALLY
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER
MIKE
I
K
E
I swear, either they're saying Cena Sucks/CM Punk or they're just terrible at chanting.
OH SHIT
HE JUST CALLED HIM MIKE
>Cena didn't bury the Nexus
IT'S OVER FOR MIZ
HE'S FINISHED
>>2316809
Do women actually get turned on by that dirty talk?
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wigger cena is worst cena
stop talking like that john
>>2316792
Bliss only gets two kinds of heat
go away heat for burying a GREAT champ in Becky,
and fat virgin /asp/ies going into heat for her
>all these shots going off in the ring
THINK ABOUT THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE
Why does Cena talk like a wigger still?
He would cut a good promo if he used his normal voice
MIZ BTFO
I
Z
B
T
F
O
>>2316807
>UR DICK
MIZ GETTING ABSOLUTELY BTFO
MIZETTY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>2316789
damn, ya called it
MIZ IS FUCKING DEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS EITHER A BURIAL OR IMMENSELY GOOD STORYTELLING
OH FUCK CENA WORKED HIMSELF INTO A SHOOT
BASED HAITCH CONFIRMED GOAT
Is this a shoot, brother?
Smackdown is 1000X better than RAW
>>2316829
Miz has "we dont care about you" heat and thats why he gets constant reaction but never at the levels of real hated heels.
>>2316807
the hell is that
>>2316844
That is an orange
ROASTED
>>2316885
FACT!
>20 minutes without a commercial
Bizarro World. Cena buried Miz
who do you think is seething harder?
big bantz mike or rawtists?
It's time to Nikki to show up
CENA SMALL PACKAGE
S
M
A
L
L
P
A
C
K
A
G
E
HOLY SHITTTTT SHE JUST SAID BITCH
SHE ISNT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
CENA BTFO BY MARYSE OH FUCK. ITS A FUCKING SHOOT BROS
>25 minute promo
>Wasn't bored.
How does Smackdown do it?
That was a 10/10 promo.
i muted the stream when maryse started talking. what did she say??
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>First segment of the show
>Already a thousand times better than anything from last night's RAM
Trump said it best lads, we win so much I'm tired of winning.
>>2316996
she told big match john that he has a small dick
BMJ should have taken his cock out when Maryse said he had a small package. It would've been alpha af.
>>2316758
Sauce?