30 minutes left
WE
bedtime, smackdown wins again
>>2313804
WUZ
Just got here. Did Anon's dad walk in?
>>2313814
COMBO BREAK
>>2313803
It will be an squasch for Cesaro.
>tfw i used to think sashetty was attractive
the fuck was i thinking???
>>2313814
Cucks
>>2313814
KINGZ
Fuck it im watching rassling again
>>2313814
NASA
who here /SmA+ck/?
not gay, but holy shit I'd love to lick Neville's and Tony's abs
>>2313815
Yes , and anon gave him the crotch chops and asked "are ya happy now little man"?
>>2313817
KANGZ
Waiting for Braun.Raw is shit like always.
BASED A DOUBLE
GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
>>2313825
>it's called smack down cut you smack down the power button on the remote to shut it off
how weird is it to think that right mere miles from the stadium this hottie is getting PLOWED by heterosexual dick?
>no mememan entrance
>>2313800
So what's the verdict guys? Is Seth going to Mania or not?
So...is Austin Ares wrestling for NXT again?
No /vidya/ entrance
Anyone else miss her?
She's legitimately one of my favorite wrestlers.
OH SHIT
DOUBLE A IS BACK BAYBAY
>>2313825
>Letdown Livefag
Gross
Cruiserweight """""""""""wrestling""""""""""
>Ya like my package Cole? It's massive
Based
does Aries not wrestle anymore?
>>2313834
Aaron would be jealous
>Gallagher's music instead of TJP's
Has anyone ever fallen so hard so fast?
>>2313839
I do. She's my favorite female. Now all I have is Bliss.
Based natty Neville
>>2313834
Wonder what that pit smells like
>>2313839
nobody comes close to the pure slagness
>>2313839
trailer trash
>>2313845
Literally has a video package for his in ring return
are you gay AND retarded?
Cuck Nattys vs Alpha Enhanced
>>2313845
He's commentating until he feels like being champion
God, Neville is a fucking monster! I love his new music and him running train on the cruiserweights. Never end.
wait what the fuck we already had this match
>its still only 10:30
>>2313850
If Neville is natty than I'm as straight as the day is long
Was that a fucking botch?
This Raw has been amazing so far.
had to leave before seff's promo
has joe/cesaro happened yet?
When's Stacy Keibler returning?
when will Austin Aries and Bobby Roode be the two main champions so Dixie Carter can have her plan of TNA taking over WWE become a reality?
>>2313857
He's just a
>TATOR TOT SON
sufferin succotash
>getting excited for Janevilletty
All of you need to kys 18+
This Jack guy looks pathetic, I bet he cries "sorry" when he cums.
>>2313825
How is jack so white?
>>2313868
She's having a bra and panties match vs Torrie Wilson at this Wrestlemania
>>2313828
I am the only one who watches wrestling with my dad on purpose?
Holy shit never go to green bay ever again
>beth phoenix
Muh dick
Beth Phoenix in the HOF?
Why?
>>2313852
This.
The fact that she is dirty enough to fuck fans is incredibly hot.
>>2313868
>kiebletty
kys Torrie Wilson is better
>>2313826
>not gay
>women's wrestling
>>2313879
I text my dad throughout raw.
His last text was "never trust a samoan"
red pilled as fuck
>Edge has to fuck this
poor bastard
>>2313867
it was cut
>>2313883
Because Chyna did too much porn.
>let's pretend Beth Phoenix is a legend
>>2313883
Is she dying?
Beth Phoenix...
She's younger than Micky. Wtf?
I liked beth
>>2313885
I met her once in 2005 no lie. Her tits looked so nice.
>>2313890
He has good instincts
littearly who?
For a long time I thought Beth Phoenix and Natalya are the same person
>>2313847
The match is too push gallagher. Once they bury gallagher on sunday tjs going tk rise again
Holy shit Trish, she looks like a different human being
>Kelly Kelly getting Slammed
Still boner everytime
>>2313891
>lucky bastard
FTFY
>Ran out of actually worthy women THIS fast
Maybe not do an arbitrary Hall of Fame every year
Whatever happened to Beth Phoenixetty anyway?
>fastlane is in the same state as this shit crowd
JUST
Always wanted to cum on Beth's big fat fake muscular tits.
>>2313879
Sometimes I do
>>2313891
Beth was a goddess back in her prime. Get some taste, pleb.
I like Beth but really? Seems pretty early, did she completely retire already?
>>2313901
eighteen plus
Guys I think I'm gonna stop watching wrestling. It seems like such a huge waste of time and basically contributes nothing to my life. None of my friends even like it. Bye.
Teleporting Joe and Cesaro is next
Beth Phoenix was fucking wasted on Divas wrestling. Can you imagine the fucking clinic her and Charlotte or Sasha would put on.
>>2313917
Finna see ya next week
>>2313884
Tell me more
>>2313884
she fucks her fans?
are they main eventing?
>Kurt Angle, Beth Phoenix, and Teddy long are hall of famers
Time flies, man. 2010 feels like a couple years ago.
>>2313910
>pissconsin
just just my just up, just
>>2313917
you could try killing yourself?
>>2313917
See you tomorrow
>>2313917
see you next week
you
next
week
Vince: Hey Cena fucked her get him to saw a few nice things for the video package
>>2313924
A contract signing is.
>>2313894
WWE likes to pretend that AJ Lee is a legend. And Beth use to squash that womanlet on a regular basis.
>>2313930
is there any chick in wwe that cena hasn't fucked?
>>2313924
no, the big dog has to sign a contract to close the show
>>2313931
wow i wonder if they'll flip a table
>>2313919
You mean with just Charlotte? When will this "OMG Sasha's so great" meme end?
>>2313902
>tfw I thought they were the same person
I legit wouldn't have known if you didn't point this out right now I'm beyond mind fucked desu
>>2313930
BMJ fucked Mickie, not Beth. He has standards.
>>2313913
Shes not in her prime now and edge is with her you stupid inbred fucking faggot nigger moron why don't you shut the fuck up before you embarrass yourself some more you stupid shit cunt fucking degenerate slime faggot piece of shit fuck you
>>2313919
4 fake tits and 1horse clinic?
>>2313935
Nia Jax
>>2313935
steph and naomi
>>2313942
chimp detected
>>2313942
wow. you got worked by beth pheonix in 2017
>>2313900
My dad legitimately likes Ramen, it's pretty endearing
>>2313942
Jej I hope this is a work
>>2313914
She's been gone for like 7 years.
Edge knocked her up a few times, and she is basically a stay at home mom these days. Safe to say she isn't coming back.
Stephanie...
My favorite...
>>2313951
Same. What a fucking mark
deadest crowd of all time
diddnt jax squash sasha on a preshow like who the fuck cares?
>the absolute state of Green Bay
why beth phoenix? she's 37. she could still wrestle if she wanted.
why not one of the older women wrestlers like kelly kelly?
>Sasha vs Nia
>Again
End this suffeeing
Green Bay legitimately sucks
>>2313834
What's Aaron doing while that's going on?
green bay is D E A D
holy shit that pop for Joe, do we have a legit main eventer here?
>>2313964
She's apparently coming back for total divas
don't hurt him joe
why do people go to shows if they don't care enough to react?
>"The Destroyer"
Why does the main roster always have to rub shit on things?
>Beth "literally who" Phoenix is going in the Hall of Fame
>Vader will be lucky to get a posthumous induction
This match better be decent, Joe's first was shite
>>2313959
They boo'd for Roman at the top of the sohw but that was it. You could tell early it was a dead crowd
bring out the based big dog already to wake this crowd the fuck up
>botchsaro
And he wonders why he isn't The Man
>>2313913
Also, have you seen her civvy pics lately? She went full qt3.14 mom next door cutie.
BOTCHAMANIA
Why does Cesaro still wear Shoulder tape. Is he STILL hurt?
>>2313964
Kelly Kelly was trash that basically fucked herself to the top.
BBD is the only thing that can save this crowd.
green bay doesnt care
THE KNEE DESTROYER
will senor joe run around busting wrestlers knees like their nancy kerrigan?
>>2313983
this
>writing Cesaro injured
for what purpose, Joe didn't even "cause" it either
>>2313982
It's his gimmick.
Why is Samoeseph Joeseph no longer a monster heel?
LITERALLY TWO MINUTES INTO THE MATCH AND COMMERCIALS ALREADY FUCK THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Are there people in the crowd? I cant hear them.
>>2313964
She had a kid and wanted to be a mom. It's not like she couldn't get back into it for a minor run some time later.
>>2313884
based fuckin slag
They're in a pretty small arena tonight.
Why do Bears have a Fetish for Toilet Paper?
>>2313950
>>2313953
Why don't you fuck off with your little buzzwords heres a fucking newsflash you aren't these cool wrestling insiders you're fucking gay fat retards on a literal no draw board on 4chan you fucking losers need to shut the fuck up before you fucking make even bigger asses of yourselves you fucking spastic cunts maybe you should just keep your fucking ideas to yourself to absolute fucking faggots
>>2313992
He was a monster in NXT where everyone else was 5'6 flippyshit vanilla manlets
On RAM there's taller, bigger men. Being a monster heel in that enviroment makes no sense.
>>2313992
he joined raw and isn't 6'7"
has alexa bliss come out yet?
>>2314002
>trying this hard for yous
>>2314001
Because of the "do bears shit in the woods?" common American expression
>>2314006
shes on the better brand brother. not this mess of a show.
where's aj styles and dean ambrose? This is the WWE, right?
>>2314002
>my longest SEETHE ever
Samoa Joe versus Taz when?
>>2314002
I'd consider myself overweight not obese FYI
Meltzer reporting Angle in gorilla position.
based cesaro
>>2314003
>first Takeover match was against Corbin
nice boobs fat fuck
>>2314006
22 more hrs
this match is shit
>>2314007
heres a (((you))) fuck off you literal retarded nigger
>>2314015
Samoa Joe vs Umaga
Book it Vince!
>>2314023
t. packer fan
>>2313982
It's for his eventual main event push
He's gonna take them off and get a huge power boost
>>2313902
They do fusion dance to form present day Sunny
do you guys fastforward enzo / big cass segments and matches?
>>2314025
Umaga is dead
I hope Joe breaks his fucking neck like he did to Tyson Kidd
Does Cesaro not know how to sell an injury?
>>2314019
>When he was a babyface who saved Sami Zayn from Kevin Owens before his monster heel run
I don't think you know what you're even trying to say.
I thought this match was supposed to have potential to be good
>>2314025
Youmanga
>>2314031
Delete this...
I love Cesaro's double stomp
>>2314031
The fuck?
>>2314035
only a complete retard would think that
This proves Muscle Buster is banned.
this fatso sucks
>another overrated indie shitter
Sad!
>>2314035
Yeah, but it's on RAM
the knuckle buter is still banned?
Pretty damn good match 2bh.
muscle buster? whatever happened to that move
joe's theme song is fairly goat desu
pretty sad they let joe use his finisher a full year after a freak accident and then take it away
why does samoa joe use the rock bottom?
>>2314041
sad
>No Muscle Buster
Well fuck you Vince
>>2313826
>Not gay
Muscle Buster BTFO
Bret Hart finally got to the WWE
I think this RAW has been pretty great so far
>Kills Kidd
>Injures Cesaro and Seth
The only Good thing he did was getting rid of Sami Zyan
Joe's theme is pretty based but is his *glass shatters* a toilet flushing?
move over big dog
there's a new shitty samoan that everybody hates in town
>>2314040
I think the last Joe match I watched was against Balor. He's been pretty bad on RAW though desu
Also what is up with this crowd, they're dead af
UUUUOOOH UUUOOOOH
No way the Muscle buster is banned. I think he's waiting for a real moment to need it.
>>2314048
Didn't he end Tyson Kidd's career with it?
>>2314040
2 very talented and dedicated indivuals who DARED to try and learn their craft outside of WWE of course they would have a good match the fact that you think other wise clearly indicates you are nothing more than a WWE sheep who would drown in the proverbial ocean of REAL professional wrestling!
how tall is charly
muh dick
>>2314002
cesaro is too big for him to muscle buster you marks
>>2314058
It's fucking Godzilla, pleb
What is Sami Zayn's gimmick anyway?
this raw is garbage
shades of naitch
>>2314064
good parody
sami zayne sucks lol
>>2314002
wow. you got worked by beth pheonix in 2017
>>2314068
>232lbs
LETS GO
BASED GINGER ARAB MAN
>>2314068
They did it several times on NXT, neosmark
Sami committing acts of terrorism no surprise
>>2314040
>Only a complete retard would think that
>When Cesaro and Joe have had good matches before
So why does the muslim hate the fat guy again?
How bad is Fastlane going to be?
>>2314070
red headed step child
>cuz he gets beat alot
>>2314070
a religion of peace
>>2314062
This. It would be kinda shit to use it against Sami Zayn on a throwaway Raw match.
>when it comes to Samoa Joe, victimization isn't a choice
Joe confirmed rapist
>>2314070
Irish Canadian Muslim underdog that wears a hat.
>>2314074
you dont like syrian refugees?
>>2314048
Thats because Vince cares to protect his RAW superstars.
He doesnt cares what happens to NXT guys.
Jesus, anyone else catch Sami landing right on the back of his head after that flip?
why does it feel like raw doesnt have any main event level talent?
TOPE SUICIDA MAMA MIA
MAMA
MIA
>>2314088
as bad as all the raw ppvs
>>2314070
He hates being on Raw and is just waiting to get traded to Smackdown
>Joe gets destroyed by Zain
I thought they liked him?
>>2314070
kevin owens ex-bestfriend
>>2314086
Because Muslims hate pork
>a segment is the main event instead of a match
RAM EVERYBODY
>>2314098
because they book them like that
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CONTRACT FOR?
>end the show with contract signing
STOP THIS
BASED BIG DOG IS NEXT
>>2314065
Was/is she seriously a dude? It doesn't change my boner but still curious
New Legit non meme non spongebob kiddyshit thread.
>>2314057
>>2314057
>>2314057
>>2314057
Lads RAW is ass but Smackdown hasn't been much better at all recently
>>2314113
kys
>>2314069
>Godzilla
literally who
>>2314095
uh refugees are good for countries hello read a newspaper
>>2314104
FUCK YOU
The "main" champion of the "flagship" show opens in a promo segment against Goldberg...
Meanwhile, Roman and Braun MAIN EVENT raw with... a contract signing.
fuck this garbage.
>>2314121
go back to your containment board
>>2314112
yes
>>2314117
>Anon thinks he can get clicks from shilling on 4chan
GR11
>>2314123
Vince has a boner for both of them
>>2314136
I fully support them building up someone new like Braun. He hasn't even been bad.
But god damn it, Roman doesn't even have a title of any sort anymore and he STILL gets the fucking focus over everyone else. That's what frustrates me.
I don't want to hate Roman, or Raw, or WWE in general. I want to love this shit again and have fun. Instead I just get annoyed, frustrated, and stop watching.. And that really bums me out
Fastlane can't get any worse
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>contract for a non title match
WHO /BIG DOG/ HERE?
BASED BIG DOG FINNA LIGHT UP THIS CROWD
>Foley spergs out when Sami wants to fight Dimes Drawn Braun
>lets Big Dog do whatever he wants
The state of Zaynetty
This crowd is so fucking dead, there are no reactions at all.
Based Strowman
Based Roman
>>2314156
WHO /STROWMAN/ HERE
>people paid to see this live
>Sasha vs Nia isn't even a kickoff show match
Fucking kill me this ppv is going to be garbage
Thread was kill,
get in here /big dogs/
hasn't Nia killed Sasha in free matches on raw like 3 times in the last month or 2?
why is this a ppv match?
>>2314156
Kys my man
ME NO LIKE RONIN RHAMES
WHO BOTH DOGS HERE
OUR GUYS
Guys, The Final Raw Gamethread for tonight got deleted
>10:02
>Ramen isn't even out yet
>Dont show Roman getting destroyed.
The state of RAM.
Braun would be a lot more believable if he stopped trying to do that big bad scary voice.
>>2314163
Right here daddy
>>2314146
you would think they would have learned from the mistakes they did with Big Show.
BBDWTS
STROWMAN THE ACTUAL BIG DOG
>>2314155
This right here pisses me off more than anything, and to top it all off, it's the goddamn main event. I don't want to meme here, but Smackdown has handled contract signings so much better. The WWE championship signing was during the show, and a match was the main event
>>2314166
/WOOF/
THE MIC WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH
I want Braun to go to the Foley house, kill everyone and fuck Noelle right in front of Mick.
>>2314173
/both dogs/ reporting for great feud
>>2314169
Filler
>>2314171
>>2314171
>>2314171
>>2314171
KEK FOLEY BTFO
NOW HE'S GOTTA SCREAM
>Strowman botching
Vince is already furious
There is no fucking reaction even with Foley freaking out. WOW.
World Contract Signing Entertainment
seething
Just get out of the ring you cuck bitch
>>2314034
He was still portrayed as a physical threat dum-dum.
this crowd is complete cringe
Strowman and Roman sitting in a ring
F U E D I N G
holy fuck that pop for Roman
BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG
>>2314156
based
BBDWTS
>It's a Foley screaming promo
BBDWTFAS
>>2314192
Global Rule 11
Based Big Dog
Plz no bully Foley
HUGE POP FOR THE BIG DOG
this is the foley i've wanted this whole time
>NO REACTION
>NOT EVEN BOOS
RAMEN BTFO
Roman still gets booed
Why did these people even buy tickets
god I hate WWE
>Braun corpsing at Mick having a mental meltdown
>>2314195
Because he does it week in week out
BASED BIG DOG
>>2314192
There is like 2 mins left, anon!!!!
>zero reaction
kek
BASED MICK
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
damnit Braun kill this old fuck
I fucking hate Cole trying to sound excited
STROWMAN!
TAKE OFF THE STRAPS!
YOU NEED YOUR FULL POWER!
How can a crowd be so fucking dead? Is this on Japan
Why did these people even buy tickets?
>that pop for Roman
Most over on the roster
>>2314236
>this
BASED BIG DOG
>>2314234
at least in japan they save up for the end of matches and react to spots
green bay just blows
TAKE THAT RANDOM GUY
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Literally all this faggot does is superman punches
How did a crowd this dead manage to muster a Sami Zayn chant
GOAT
>>2314233
*Super Level Flashing*
Are they chanting Stroman or Roman?
they killed a poor tech guy
is this the worst episode of raw of all time?
Confirmed Braun going over?
>>2314261
4th of july
>>2314261
they all are
>>2314246
>green bay just blows
This raw just blows
If you saw this live would you be marking out of your seat?
THIS POP!
with such force!
Cole sounded so robotic when he called that spear
Jesus fuck
Big Dog literally the most over tonight outside of Haitch and Mick getting cheap LEGEND pop
>>2314264
Won't end clean
Something something build for Taker
BAH GAWD
THE TOP TURNBUCKLE IS BROKEN IN HALF
BASED STROWMAN
EXPLODED
>EXPLODED
EXPLODED
>EXPLODED
EXPLODED
>EXPLODED
EXPLODED
>EXPLODED
EXPLODED
>EXPLODED
EXPLODED
>EXPLODED
woulda looked better if he took it harder kek
>>2314279
A spear.
A spear.
A spear through the barricade.
>>2314280
calm down you fucking mark
THANK YOU STROWMAN
He fucking walked into that turnbuckle. How does Vince approve of this shit?
That turnbuckle spot was awful
Cole had to literally explain the spot it was so stupid
>>2314295
>two words
Calm down you fucking smark
>write name
>get music played like you won
Roman is so strong
>10 minute contract signing
>Neither star signs the contract by the end of it
What the actual fuck
>>2314279
Yeah I noticed this too. He sounded like someone who had seen this 100 times before and was really just fed up with shit
>>2314306
>Roman signs a contract
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
SD WINS AGAIN
>>2314306
>Roman takes SAT
ONE (1) STROKE
>>2314321
Braun left and I posted that 15 seconds before Roman got up. Not my fault.
>>2314306
Gotta close the show with that greasy fucks music playing, because who knows, maybe 2017 is the year people will start caring about him as a babyface.
>>2314336
It is for posting prematurely desu