RAW Gamethread #4

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>the state of titus o'nigger

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>m8 from work who hadn't watched since the attitude era said he's watching tonight
>this is what he had to see

are sheamus and cesaro no longer a team?

>>2313438
that poor soul

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>sheamus

>>2313445

They are, just each booked solo tonight

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>RASSM

>>2313438
based wwe alienating potential fans

Where the fuck is my /BIG DOG/

>>2313438

why didnt you warn him
you could have prevented this

>OOOOH HOOOOOOOO

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white is right

>sethetty coming up

Goodbye ratings

Did anon's dad saw him watching the new day again?

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>>2313438
This is a lot closer to a lot of the attitude era than you remember

It was pretty fucking bad dude

>Titus has been called a brown noser in the past
Yeesh Cole calm down

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So everyone throwing 2 sweets up and mentioning Big Dog have been the highlights so far, correct?

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This is the highlight of Raw. No point in even watching when we all know nothing will top it this year

>>2313461
tips

>>2313460
His dad got tired of old day

>>2313457
what a goddess

>>2313465
Gotta hand it to whoever engraved it because it looks well done.

>>2313457
>Irish
>white

>>2313465
>the best fucking segment in years
>didn't close the show

They had to push divashit, right?

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>>2313471
ikr
>>2313473
yes

>tattoos all over his neck and hands

fucking gross

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>>2313418
Post big dog comics

>>2313473
If sheamus isnt white, Booker T isnt a nigger

What was Seth's end of the bargain HHH mentioned?

EVERYBODY WATCH DIS I GOT DIS

>dat HHH promo
cringe

>Haitch betrayed Jasethy because he got injured
5 months and this is what they came up with

SETH ISN'T GOING TO MANIA SO IT'S GONNA BE FOLEY VS HHH AT MANIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Big Dog WHEN??????

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>""""""people"""""" who like Reigns

>>2313481
he keeps Domina Steph sexually pleased

>>2313476
Dat puddle of neck sweat

>>2313484
It's especially stupid because Haitch's leg exploded like nine times

>I am done trying
RMYT

anyone else hate it when people make fake crying noises on the mic? It's like shitposting irl

>>2313475
>RAW was nice enough to basically let you turn it off an hour early so you could go get on with your life
That's how I saw it at least.

Pretty based promo package tbqhyf

This Seth vs HHH feud is the least interesting feud going on right now

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>Smackdown main event storyline is a broken man looking for revenge against the cult that controlled him for years, then threw him away like garbage.
>To reach the cult leader, he must face the former champion, who wants a rematch with the current champ to regain his title at Wrestlemania
>Both men have claims and reason to pursue the championship and the outcome isn't easily predictable


>RAW main event hasn't even been announced 2 hours into the show and will probably be a tag match between four of their "main eventers" with no storyline or effect on the upcoming payperview

I thought Seth was injured from WM

>>2313487
Obesity detected

>>2313496
it's like the only thing they've actually built so

this crowd lmao

BASED ARCHITECT

>>2313497
>a.)cringe

>b.)based

>>2313498
I think it's not for certain but most likely at the moment

holy fuck this ram seems like its 5 hours long

HOLY SHIT THIS DEAD CROWD

Scroll = :rscroll:

>two broken down has beens in the ring

are we being worked?

THIS POP LMAO

>seth "no dimes" rollins
>seth "hot topic is life" rollins
>seth "metalcore is the best genre" rollins
>seth "it's not a phase mom" rollins

>You now remember when Corey Graves was suppose to be the next Rollins

>>2313497
>A: Fun.

>B: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

>>2313513

The guy on the right is a never was

IS THIS WORK??

why tf do they have "injured" people come out on one crutch and walk with all of their weight on their bad leg. fucking kill me now.

This is all a swerve, Rollins is fine and will wrestle at Wrestlemania

>those 6 dollar orthopedic grandma Reeboks

Jesus fucking Christ, Rollins...

So who's coming out and his knees magically healed

>absolute silence

HAHAHAHAHA

>>2313523
This is correct.
It's apparently pretty close, but he is set to wrestle at mania still

I LOST MY SMILE PROMO V2 INCOMING

graves is good

SEFF U DA MAN

WTF is wrong with this crowd?

CM PUNK

BASED PHIL

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

CM PUNK CHANTS!

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>>2313506
>"I only watch WWE for the muscular, sweaty, barely clothed men"
>"I can't fuel my gay porn addiction with STORYTELLING!"

CM PUNK

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>CM PUNK

CM PUNK

LOL at the 2 people trying to start a cm punk chant

Could you imagine face Seth if he never fucked his knee and could still do cool moves

>>2313528
>implying Rollins has HBK's talent to sell a promo like that

>dude

stop that

HOLY SHIT

0 POP
0 REACTION
CM PUNK CHANTS

JASETHY BTFO

This crowd man kek

>>2313529
the shoes are a tragedy

>cm punk chants
truly an emotional moment

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>CM Punk chants

HOLY DOUCHE CHILLS

Are they chanting punk?
holy fuck these retards

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>CM Punk Chants

Fuck this crowd!

CM PHIL WORKING VINCE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE ONCE AGAIN

BASED PHIL

>YOU DESERVE IT
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

dude

green bay is worse than corpus christi at this point

>CM CuCK
Green Bay please

>CM Punk

The future of WWE my ass

>CM PUNK CHANTS

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COME ON SETH

PLEASE DONT MISS IT

lmao

>>2313528
>SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY

holy shit he's actually doing it

YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!

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This just goes to show how much they ruined him as a babyface

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>This drunk Roddy-tier promo
Did Seth have a few shots of whisky before this?

>CM Phil BTFO'ing the current roster from beyond the grave
Vince on suicide watch

>Boring chants
Why do this live like this? Just have Seth talk.

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This crowd.

WHO CARES

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CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

BOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
BOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG

the shanty town of jasethy

NO WAY JOSE

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Who's that /asp/ poster near the live mic

Why do you hate Seth so much

Crowd is fucking DEAD

I've literally never a crowd this silent. Kek

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>CM Punk
>Booring

Has a crowd ever chanted "Get Well Soon"?

BEHOLD THE KING

HAIETCH

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>Motorhead riff

LMAO JUST GOT HOME AND THIS RAW IS ALREADY TRASH SMACK DOES IT AGAIN

based hunter

Based Haitch

Swerve

He's here to cut a promo on Corey Graves

ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

Based HHH

>crowd ded
>HHH comes out
>MASSIVE POP

SETH CONFIRMED FOR THE JEANETTE

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It's happening again

wait, when did triple h get this new awful theme?

ALL HEIL

>>2313575
Id honestly prefer a dead crowd. This is pretty harsh.

kek they had to send down HHH to save this shitshow

>>2313570
Not the crowd that sucks

Its a boring segment that has no basis of being on tv unless they're trying to work us.

BASED GOAT HOLY SHIT HE'S HERE

ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

>>2313589
18+

YA KNOW SETH

ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

NOOOOOO

guys is this a work

Save him Big Dog!

Holy fuck did Joe just teleport?

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The only way this could get worse is if Finnetty shows up.

YOU SEE SETH

QUITE HONESTLY

>>2313581
>he actually watches Letdown! Live
Why watch an inferior product?

Can Joe teleport?

>>2313602
Behind him

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>>2313566
best girl

why does it sound like 25 people in a bingo hall?
I can hear what each shithead is yelling

This is why Raw is dead.

>Haitch getting a much louder pop

FUCKING BTFO

XXL pup gonna save Seth?

>>2313607
>>2313602
>teleports behind you

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>>2313600
mfw

THE THING IS

YOU SEE SETH
O
U

S
E
E

S
E
T
H

>>2313570
that is without a doubt the most bizarre sell of an atomic drop that i have ever seen

>>2313609
Hnnng

>>2313589
2008

Green Bay fucking sucks

boo him you faggots its your job

Seth could actually get over if he just starts swinging that crutch like a madman

THE FACT OF THE MATTER

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>>2313614
>Joe and Taker have a match
>Literally DBZ

Who will save Seth?

>>2313614
>*injures you*

Nothin personnel kid

jasethy blown the fuck out by the fans, the crowd, triple h holy shit

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OH GOD

What if Joe teleports behind me

BECAUSE I AM THE GAME

>>2313621
CM PUNK

HHH fucking GOAT

>Friggin
Stop it Haitch

prob the worst crowd I've seen in a while

some say there were humans before this promo started

Guys please....this has to be a work right?

THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER THANK YOU HUNTER

BASED BIG DOG STILL THE GOAT OF THE SHIELD

Wait is Haitch cutting a face promo

SEFF

>>2313624
Wow, Racist

Some of you guys are cool. Don't go to Wrestlemania tomorrow.

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Please stop bullying my sethie

HUNNER

HUNNER

how the frick can HHH say fr*ggin on tv?

Are there people in the building?

>>2313589
He uses it when he's in a suit.

>>2313632
>HHHnetty
>GOAT
shit taste kys 18+

>>2313643
There is no social justice in Pro Wrestling, please leave.

H U N N E R
H
H

Seth is SEETHING

this is worse than a divas or cruiserweights segment

THANK YOU HUNTER

THANK YOU HUNTER

THANK YOU HUNTER

HUNNA

>>2313646
HANA

when does sasha come out so they can have a crutch-on-crutch swordfight

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>seth you better not come to the ring at wrestlemania and call me out, leading to a confrontation/fight!

>>2313643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSY9TTk8xUM
how did they get away with this shit, back then?

>>2313644
oh fuck

Is there anyone with a more intimidating stare than Triple H?

Wow that was an awful segment

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This is some spooky shit

another shitty segment tonight lmao is this what rawtists call a go home show

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>>2313652
>>2313652
>HHHnetty

SEFF VS HAITCH ON WM GET HYPE!

jasethy is the least over guy in the history of WWE/F

My god this raw is suffering

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>*teleports behind you*
>u mad bro?
Wat do?

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>the Seth Rollins experiment just died before our eyes

IS IT HAPPENING LADS????

>that's it

>>2313662

It was a simpler, non-triggered time to be alive

t. Born in 1982

Seth is much better as smug heel than underdog babyface

>>2313661

> oh yeah well I WILL be at wrestlemania and I will call you OUT

>tfw only watch wrestling because of alexa bliss

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>>2313661
Nice gif, I thought frog posters were dumb

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>There's still another hour left

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>That entire segment, Seth's crutch was upside down

>>2313666

Baltimore is pretty spooky

So he shows up at Mania and does what?
Cost Owens the title?

>>2313672

Just take all the food.. i-its in the fridge!

Seth sucks worst shield member not even close

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Where is she?

great RAW so far

>>2313686

Ambrose is walking shit

>>2313688
In hell

Thank fuck there is a based Big Dog segment coming up to get the crowd alive again after that ambien of a segment

So uh what's the main event?

was that a joke

>>2313688
Hopefully getting blacked.

>>2313621
Crowd's pretty shit year, could tell from early on. Two dudes were also trying to get themselves over

>>2313688
In my head 24/7

>>2313688
16 weeks to go

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>>2313682
>rewind to check
>it's actually true

Emma when?

>>2313686
All members suck it's obvious

Almost fell asleep during that promo

>Seth r u ok
>idk
>YOU SEE SEFF
>I'll be ok

Great segment 10/10

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>>2313679
>alexa bliss
Mickie James > Alexanetty

>>2313695
the last match will be joe v. cesaro

the last segment will be big dog-brawn contract signing

>>2313672
>anon is watching raw
>joe teleports behind him all sweaty in his wrestling trunks
>anon's dad walks in

>>2313708
>nothing personal father

>>2313692
kek

>>2313682
llol fuck

>>2313708
has samoa joe ever appeared on camera without sweat pouring down his face?

How do i watch the condensed version of raw and smackdown?


Im not watching 3 hours of this crap

>>2313682
>>2313701
Yeah I don't know why he switched it but it seemed intentional because there's no way you don't notice that shit

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check out the tiddies in this animé i'm playing

highlight of my RAW so far

BEEF SHIT

>>2313710
Underrated kek

>>2313672
Shout "HE'S FAT!" in my best Steiner voice and run away.

>>2313718
too bad the game is boring as shit

>wwe/jetsons crossover
I need to kill my self

>>2313718
noice

>383

BASED BEEG

Man, I can't wait to see the ratings on this one.

...I also can't wait for the WWE Jetsons movie.

>shining stars twice in one night
raw is done just put a flower on its grave

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Shaq when?

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>Jetsons

>Shinning Stars
>Big Show
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>jetsons
live action movie when?

Jesus

Big Show's Arms are Thinn

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MOVE OVER, SHINING STARS

>>2313718
>watching animenetty
18+

>WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IT'S THE SHITSHOW

>>2313717
he was gonna hit HHH with it but diddnt bother once he noticed joe

I was munching on some tendies watching raw when my dad walked in and called me a loser clown ass faggot. What did he mean by this?

>Crowd dead for HHH and Seth
>Pop for big show

The absolute state of Green Bay

Can the shining stars do a fusion dance and become Carlito to save the ratings?

>Extreme Rules
>this Sunday
>June 4
Wait, what?

>>2313741
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

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>>2313738
>animenetty
>not animetty
>anime is 50000 times the draw WWE is

>>2313730
Shaq isn't facing Beeg at wrestlemania anymore

>>2313741
Tell him "that's the breaks little man!" And do crotch chops

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REMINDER

>>2313743
>Carlitonetty
>good

Hmm, Fit Show lasted all of one week, right? Looks like he's getting fat again.

fugg. when was the last time sho did the chokeslam?

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

>>2313742
they are real fans and not little faggot neckbeard smarks who like indie shitter boring no draws

>>2313746
tickets for Extreme Rules in Baltimore go on sale starting Saturday

what was the point

It's time for /pol/ and edgy-kid triggering segment!

When is white history month?

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KANGZZZZZZZ

WE

>>2313643
>>2313743
That would be cool.

>>2313746
What the fuck did they actually mean by this?

is r troof still employed by wwe?

remember cryme tyme?

>>2313757
You sound upset.

Colored persons moment

>this is the last BHM shit we have to deal with

Back to White History Year

>black history month
>only show Rosa Parks and MLK all month

lol r-truth

>>2313751
Is that Jax from sons of anarchy hes making out with?

Based Dr King working the Malcolm Xetty marks as usual

it's the Nevilles

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>>2313751

where are the heroes from the 80's and 90's?

Why the fuck does Vince only have the black wrestlers speak out on black people during Black History month? Seriously, Martin Luther King was about equality for all people, not just blacks.

>Nese and Neville actually teaming up

YES

Green Bay confirmed full of cucks

Why do they only have black people comment on this bs

Like are white people not allowed to comment on MLK?

>>2313763
Every month that isn't February

Gentleman Jack coming to save this shit show

>another fucking snoozerweight match

God damn. I saw Nese at a HOH show a while back and the dude is talented, but cant talk worth a shit

>>2313737
Underrated

Tony Neese is the son of Neville and The Drifter, right?

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>>2313762
>>2313763
>>2313764
>>2313773

>Only talk about MLK during black history month
>They can use the same video package for MLK day

Based WWE working the minorities

>>2313788
Ok thanks.

>>2313785
>Forcing whites to talk about Black history
Fuck off

2nd fap of the nite comming up

>>2313789

Please, have sex.

how're they gonna do this match, the contract signing, and cesaro vs joe in 30 mins?

>>2313801
low test confirmed

NEW THREAD
>>2313800
>>2313800
>>2313800

Fuck it im going to watch wrestling again

>>2313803
>not having faith in the A show

>>2313803
>3 min cruiserweight match
>7 min cesaro vs. joe
>20 min contract signing

>>2313789
>Gentleman Jacknetty
pls have sex 18+ kys