women's division time
lol, she forgot Aaron Rodger's name
does charlotte know anything about sports?
Emma when?
>>2313007
>steel pussy edition
>Charolette is a good heel
PARKER
I NEED PHOTOS
PHOTOS OF DANA BROOKE
>>2313007
>Mfw this cuck show
>dana just wearing full on fetish gear now
my peepee feels weird
>Bayley's got a mic
>she forgot Aaron Rodgers' name
nth for I'd like to kick Bayley in the fucking teeth
>>2313007
I thought we learned last week that giving the women 15-20 promos was a BAD idea
Why can't bayley fucking talk? Why is she so bad
Emma will make the save.
calling it now
>I'm a fan of Bayley
>>2313034
>Le insult local sports figures promo
Was she not allowed to say Aaron Rodgers for some reason? Brett Farve? That nigga hasnt played in forever
>its a they let bayley speak episode
SUMMER IS COMING BACK TONIGHT
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/836333139374948359
Buster Douglas BTFO
>>2313044
Whoron Whodgers???????
whomst is that and why did he not draw a dime?
>this segment
>women speaking segment
i have no knowledge of nxt
does this mean that dana is a diva, now? or is this just a one-off?
is there an official 'graduation' from nxt, or is it just when they're ready?
god i wish they would shut the fuck up and just have a bra & panties match
*points at wrestemania sign*
raw should do a backstage segment in catering with r-truth in a chefs hat and apron handing out food to each wrestler and when undertaker comes to get his food r-truth possess's the undertaker by accidentally sprinkling paul bearers ashes instead of salt, r-truth would have undertaker go around to different catering areas of the arena and terrorise them and stealing their food before kane confronts undertaker causing him to snap out of it setting up an epic brothers of destruction vs r-truth w/chef's hat wrestlemania match
>>2313044
The gay cuck got destroyed by the Falcons who then went on to choke against the Patriots. I don't blame her for forgetting his name.
>sasha out talking
Now it is time to definitely mute.
THE HORSE IS HERE
>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet
>>2313050
bro we have 46 more weeks till that.
slow build
>divashit and cruisershit matches one aftter the other
anyone else taking a long piss break?
Sasha looks about 13 and I just want to fuck her so bad.
Bayley couldn't talk her way out of a paper bag. I don't think there is anyone else in the WWE who is worse on the mic.
STOP!!!
>>2313058
BASED SUMMER BAE
>>2313007
Literally none of them can fucking act but at least Bayley usually doesn't overact like Charlotte and Sasha.
>BAYLEY-UGHHH
This is shit.
>>2313058
this guy NOSE whats up
poo poo pee pee u hav a stupid face :p
>Baylea
Jesus they can't speak one line without botching
>>2313024
It made the promo actually funny
>yes, it's stupid
Shit like this segment are the reason I don't watch wrestling all that much.
>>2313080
MODS
>>2313066
Just when they're ready AND there's something planned for them
Dana's on the main roster, yes. WWE doesn't use the term "diva" anymore.
>>2313070
Muscles Hoot
>Bayley making fun of someone else's face
>>2313080
>looks 13
>the state of raw fans
Jesus fuck, that hairline
>>2313072
but anon, he really, really likes women
>WE WANT PUPPIES CHANT
FEMINISM BTFO
What ever happened to Emma?
They made her come out that one week and now what? Is she done and going back to NXT?
THICC
>corey literally goes yaas queen
What a cuck.
OH FUCK
Nia's got a deep ass cameltoe
just cringe
>Stupid face
>>2313072
Given Rodgers' chokejob she would have gotten a lot more heat if she had said it
>YOUR GIMMICK IS THAT YOU ARE LITERALLY FAT AND DISGUSTING.
YOUR ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY? YOUR EYES. THATS YOUR TITANTRON
BEHOLD, THE ENTIRE RAM WOMEN'S DIVISION
>mfw watching nia's hips jiggle as she enters
I wanted Emmalina
>>2313066
they do a whole ceremony with the mortarboard caps and gowns. triple h has been the valedictorian for 3 years in a row
OUR GIRL IS HERE
>I'm not like most girls
Confirmed for
BENIS
E
N
I
S
BASED BIG FARTS NIA
I'm sorry, but Sasha has possibly, the single, most annoying accent/voice on television.
Fuck that acorn headed nig in a wig.
fucking THICC
>>2313078
im just shitposting and making food
>Nia
>Not Emma
fucking kill me
>NEVERMIND THAT SHIT, HERE COMES BATTLE COW
also why does this retarded fat bitch always smile and laugh
>>2313108
She's got a hell of gunt I reckon
>THIS WOMAN IS
*holds hand out*
*music doesnt play*
>Stupid face.
RAW is for pre-schoolers.
>>2313065
I'll take thsee 4 over becky on the mic any day....
behold the entier division
meanwhile smackdown has 3 feuds that are ok
>>2313106
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>this is a 10/10 episode to Stanford
somebody gimme a two sweet right now
goddamn Nia just gets more and more obese
pretty soon she'll weigh more than the average /asp/ie
>This woman is
Hmmm, I wonder who it could possibly be... Is it the ONLY FUCKING WOMAN ON RAW THAT ISN'T IN THE RING ALREADY???
My queen has arrived!!!
Man the light cuaght Nias giant camel toe pretty good there.
>>2313122
>making food
You mean putting tendies in the microwave don't you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN6ZBcN-veE
How the fuck did Charlotte get birthed from the Loins of Ric Flair? She can't talk at all.
what a shit show
>>2313122
fry some tendies more me pls.
>>2313069
FUCKING BOOK IT VINCENT!!!
>>2313133
much needed 2sweet
Evening, lads! I'm a bit late, someone give me a quick rundown - what did I miss so far?
>>2313128
>becky on the mic
So wait. Dana actually isn't wrestling.
FUCK
>"This woman is my partner"
>Literally only one woman left in the locker-room aside from Alicia Fox who's only involved in 205 shit now
>>2313147
shit
>>2313069
Take it easy Russo...
>>2313124
BATTLE CATTLE you say, Tabitha?
>>2313108
POST IT PLEASE!!!
>>2313131
He straight up looked dead.
Watch out ladies! Mark Hunt in a wig is going to sit on you.
>Brett Favre, who literally played 20 seasons in the NFL
>One hit wonder
Charloettes's ass looks tip top
>>2313159
BOI HE DID IT
Remember when Nia literally tapped out at Survivor Series, like, halfway through the match?
>>2313149
Is she hurt or something?
who else here chugs tons of water so they can take an actual piss break during divashit/manletweight division matches?
>>2313161
only won 1 owl
So this is their road to Wrestlemania ? Really looking forward to what they do for the rest of the year when good stuff happens.
So which wrestler do you think is tapping that THICC Nia ass?
>>2313069
Shit like this is why I only post in SD gamethreads
>>2313166
Yes
What were they thinking?
>>2313161
>Only one (1) ring
>>2313159
BODDABOOM
WAKIN' UP IN A HOSPITAL ROOM
>>2313172
Wish it was me. I'd fill her with my semen and give her the autistic Samoan child she needs!
Wait who's the legal one, I thought Sasha tagged in
>>2313172
braun
>sasha tags herself in
>doesn't get in the ring
>it isn't a "who is really the legal partner" thing
>she just doesn't get in the ring
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HER?
>>2313174
Nobody knows
But we're expected to believe Nia's a threat anyway
>>2313180
Does anyone really care
>>2313181
Would watch them fug desu
>>2313167
Backstage doesn't like her anymore ever since Bayley botched herself into a loss.
>Closer to 30 years old than 20 years old
>Still has purple hair
>>2313172
the new day eats booty o's out of her ass
>>2313181
i could see this
>>2313178
HOW YOU DOIN!
If Sasha Banks is the boss why doesn't she just fire Charlotte?
>>2313172
Adolph Higgler
>>2313181
Imagine those fuckin mongoloids
Nia is a bout as charismatic as a sack of shit, she's like a poor man's Kong.
The only thing buzzing around Nia are flies.
>>2313192
wwe requires them to color code themselves, she says she hates it
>>2313191
I mean Dana botched that match bruv
>>2313181
>mfw when he moans like in his entrance music when he comes in her ass
>I'm not like most girls
>looks exactly like 90% of American women
What did she mean by this?
>>2313184
wait really?
her tit exploded??
I always thought the "training for a contest" was a meme, since
1- it's just a guest appearance
2- diet and cardio doesn't really stop you from wrestling
>>2313204
That's a primal scream, not a moan, dumbass.
>>2313181
Braun is road partners with Dana. Check her snapchat, she posts stuff with him on the road constantly.
>>2313204
Charlotte's theme has a weird moan in it
>>2313179
Not I get to her first!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN6ZBcN-veE
>>2313210
For you
>>2313212
>Dana and Braun sextape
>>2313209
Well it's real, but it grew on someone else's head
>>2313212
did he break her tit?
>>2313216
I member that episode of Hannah Montana with BMJ. Kino
Cow looks so uncomfortable at all times
Is Charlotte bleeding??
There is literally no redeeming value to Sasha's slap attack. It's worse than a fucking botch.
>Dana injured
Could RAW get any worse?
>>2313218
it's honestly pretty cute. She posts videos of them singing along to country songs on the road and Braun just looks so relaxed and happy. Having your road wife be a thick southern lady with big tits, who also has great music taste and drives you everywhere must be great.
>>2313223
>tfw Braun popped it while titty-fucking Dana
>These man-women entering the ring over the middle rope
>>2313232
I mean, he IS a monster among men. Even a titty-monster like Dana couldn't handle his throbbing tree trunk.
>>2313234
>not sliding under the bottom rope and accidentally revealing their tits
Who designed bailey's ring outfit it loos like kindergarten.
>women's "wrestling"
Dana looks like a taller, fatter version of Amethyst from Steven Universe
>>2313231
>country
>great music taste
Why wont this end?
I like Bayley's champion gear
>>2313217
Yeah, heh heh, she'd scream all right. Ha, SCREAM ALL NIGHT BABY!!
THIS FUCKING MATCH IS STILL GOING ON?
>they end up killing themselves in the ring
Bayley should drop the whole hugger shit and start wearing a slutty attire. Have a thong peeking out, start doing bikini photoshoots, and doing the Keibler ropes entrance. Think of it as a heel turn.
Nia Jax is not as thick as Paige
>That pin
Guys, I'm gonna fucking puke
UNF
>>2313231
>Ohio
>Southern lady
No...no, try again.
what does it feel like when a 250 pound woman drops her leg across your throat?
Can someone kill that faggot announcer from Raw
based nia jax
>jacking off to japs doing yoga
>hear in background the fucking champ got pinned
LOL HOW DO I BOOK CHAMPIONS
Fucking leg drops, mayne.
>>2313254
Like Heaven, Anon...like Heaven.
>interview in the ring
someone is gonna interrupt
>>2313229
People shat all over the Jenna Morasca slaps vs Sharmell, but give this shit a free pass.
>>2313259
HOGAN COMING BACK BROTHER
mate, ive had this show muted from the start. nothing has seemed good enough to unmute
BIG MATCH BRAUN IN HIS FIRST CONTRACT SIGNING
>>2313262
jenna was/ourgirl/
BRAUN U.S. CHAMP INC
...a contract signing for nothing. How does Raw do it?
>/ourguy/ Big Boy Brauny is getting fed to Ramen at fastlane
why does it hurt so much
Can Foley's daughter save the Women's Division?
>post yfw the big dog cocks his fist and makes it rain in that bitch
Besides a Steph and Joe promo, this RAW has been utter shit.
>>2313242
I bet you live in Washington or Oregon and listen to nothing but EDM and alt-rock. You obviously have never been exposed to good country music in your life.
>>2313262
To be fair though, Morasca VS Sharmell was literally a WOAT-tier match.
They finally manage to get one of their own guys over and immediately decide to bury him to try and put over the failed Shieldetty experiment
>pin your champ on the go home show
>the person who pins her is a sea cow who's offense involves falling on you and being "stronk"
>>2313278
I'm from Idaho...
>>2313276
>mfw
Trying to kill a mouse, just set a bunch of traps around the house. What is it's wrestling name and gimmick?
jesus christ, i remember when this show used to be shitty. now it's really shitty. i want it just to be shitty again. :[
Sasha looked fucking YUM tonight
>>2313257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU4PesFuoxs
y/n
>>2313278
>good country music
>good
>country
>>2313274
Have faith anon.
Lets pray that Vince has a higuer boner for based Braun.
>>2313276
>>2313287
make raw shit again
Noelle would make a good slutty manager. I still remember Stacy Kiebler getting bigger pops than the wrestler she was managing.
Did they?
>>2313278
>Country
>Good
Gotta pick one trailer trash
>>2313286
Neville
>>2313290
you listen to anime openings you loser
>>2313275
the reason why Emmalina was stopped,they will giver her that gimmick.
>>2313289
Great, now this shit's gonna be in my Youtube watch history
>>2313294
Jim Cornette wouldn't allow it in the territory days.
>>2313286
just another vanilla midget
finisher is the famouser
>>2313303
>not embedding
>>2313294
holy foley
>>2313276
Is Jerigoat on tonight?
Or will we only see him at fastlane when he interferes in Owens match causing him to lose the title to Jewberg
time for the CAWs
>>2313286
It's name is Big Guy, and it's gimmick is that it is secretly a rat and your traps will be woefully ineffective.
Throw em up /asp/
>>2313316
\</
>Karl Anderson stealing Dolph's champion entrance
You're better than that Karl
They gonna job to Reigns again tonight?
>>2313311
>goldberg needing help to beat a fatass
Are you fucking high.
>>2313296
Coulda sworn that was Luke Harper at first.
>>2313316
\</
>inb4 sawft
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
will they ever not do this?
A C U P P A H A T E R S
>>2313318
the sad shanty-town of 3x gaitch
Why does every belt have to look like a fruit roll up
>>2313316
\</
just 2 sweet
>"GODDAMN RIGHT!!"
PG
why does Enzo dress like a homo? he looks Certified Gay.
>>2313323
Oh it's going to Hapen
Lol they aren't over anymore, tiny crowd reaction
>>2313181
damn they would make some big kids, i'd marry her for that reason alone
>>2313327
>amoregay
What are you some kind of homophobe?
feet.edu
>1hour 35minutes in and I have yet to be entertained.
Is this the same shit every other Monday? How can anyone tolerate this shit?
Enzo and Cass are the worst part of the current raw era.
>>2313318
Quick, pick 5 (current or historical) members of Bullet Club, nWo, and the Kliq to form one giant too sweet stable.
1. Kevin Nash
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Kenny Omega
4. Konnan
5. Bret Hart
didn't they say seff was next like an hour ago?
>>2313327
Enzo is a fuck boy wigger.
big cass sounds like peter griffin
Cass has an amazing rack
Is it possible that these two wops suffer career ending injuries tonight?
>Title match on Sunday
>"Let's give the same match away on free television six days before the event! That'll create hype and interest!"
THESE CHUMPS AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT ODD LOOKIN' BOZO'S. LET EM KNOW CASS
I. Got you. Enzo. You want to know. How Odd you guys. Look?
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>How you doin'?
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>>2313342
1. Finn
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Razor
4. Kenny Omega
5. A.J
>Memezo and Big Meme no longer over
lol
>tag champs lose 3 weeks in a row
Great show you got there, RAW.
>>2313350
nvm it's a singles match. That's honestly even a more garbage option.
I fucking hate this company
One (1) Big Boot
that was a pretty sick bump for a guy that big
>burying all the champs
Cass looking thicker than chris hero
>>2313342
1. Nash
2. Steiner
3. H
4. tista
5. rusev
6. aj and club would be side faction within
>The State of the RAW "Champions".
so if the kkklub retains up through mania, are they finally going to do something Balor club related, or is that just a lost cause
I was gone for maybe a minute and a half and I missed an entire match lol
the state of raw.
More shilling
BIG DOG WOOF
>be RAW champ
>lose every week
That boot was great.
>giving away fastlane AND mania
wew
BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG
Harper v Styles looks based tomorrow
>>2313367
>turning autistic lego lad heel
Are the ppvs not included in a basic membership?
>>2313342
1. Billy Gunn
2. Road Dogg
3. HBK
4. Omega
5. Hogan
>champions getting pinned in back to back matches
>champion gets pinned by the person who isn't the number 1 contender in a tag match where some one else can do the job
>champion is pinned after a big fucking boot in 2017
Is Raw always this shit? I used to rip into TNA for this kind of dogshit booking logic.
>>2313355
>pretending AJ's feet didn't touch first
Great show you got there Smackdown.
>>2313371
RIPIP TNA
The Hardys are coming to WWE
I'm actually kinda stoked for AJ and Harper tomorrow night
JUST TUNED IN DID I MISS THE BIG DOG??????????
>>2313386
no he's coming up next
>Titus O'Shit
Who /urahurahurah/
URAH URAH URAH
GOAT
>WE WUZ IRISH N SHIIIIIEEEEEETTT
BASED BRAND NEGRO
>Shiteus
BOTCH A MOVE BOTCH A MOVE BOTCH A ZERO DOLLA MOVE
>this happen on facebook live
>Titus O'Neil
are there really black irish guys?
does titus have a lazy eye?
>Titus is Irish
>titus o'neil on live tv
fuck this company
Why did Titus steal Goldust's gimmick of constantly looking for a tag team partner?
Based Aryan Sheamus bullying that nigger Titus on the last day of Black History Month
Titus "The Bane of Vince" O'Neil
>Sheamus is a full blown face
Carlitos racista
>urah vs fella
fucking why
>fellow Irishman
Is Titus /pol/?
sheamus back as a singles competitor?
>>2313407
what did he say?
>Irish
>White
Pick one
pray for sheamus not getting concussed
>>2313403
Goldust found a partner so he doesn't need it anymore
at least for a brief moment, titus looks strong.
IRISH BURIED
POTATOED
lmao
Rocksteady beat Bebop!
...Umm, why does Titus have a twerking song as his theme?
>>2313412
A Titus no se le nota el chocolate
BLEACHED
BASED SHEAMUS
Titus "Still Fucking Buried" O'Neil
>new day segment
>steph emasculation segment
>cruiserweight match
>sasha match
>enzo and cass match
>titus match
Is this the worst raw of 2017 so far?
>cole getting yelled at by either Dunn or Vince about something dumb
poor dude is trying lol
Kinda love fella now desu
NOOOOOOOO
BOOTY O'NEIL DIDN'T WIN
I FUCKING HATE TJIS SOLW
THEY LITERALLY DID THE SAME GIMMICK WITH THESE TWO YEARS AGO
>TITUS ATTACKS SHEAMUS BEFORE BELL RINGS
>SHEAMUS QUICKLY WINS WITH THE BOOT
>Titus
>Main eventer
pick one
BLEACHED
>>2313384
Why not Bullet Club new Leader?
>the state of RAM
>>2313430
How bad is Raw that this question is asked every single week
I'm so sick of seeing this Irish on Irish violence. It has to stop!
>>2313425
Based Cabrera
>>2313430
You forgot about the future Big Show vs. Shining Stars
>>2313378
>Smackdown main event storyline is a broken man looking for revenge against the cult that controlled him for years, then threw him away like garbage.
>To reach the cult leader, he must face the former champion, who wants a rematch with the current champ to regain his title at Wrestlemania
>Both men have claims and reason to pursue the championship and the outcome isn't easily predictable
Based fuckin' Smackdown
Guys I was watching ram when my dad walked in he called me a disappointing clown ass faggot what did he mean by this?
NO POP LMAO
>>2313297
>>2313290
Sure is edgy liberal faggot in here.