>Starting with Oldberg and The New Day
It can only go up from here right anons?
>dana is back
>she's /fit/ again
RAM might win tonight
>I feel bad for Rusev lads
He's going back to the hotel and fucking Lana tonight.
>Based Rusev is stuck jobbing to new day
>Based Rusev is in a shitty le foreigners tag team
>Based Rusev is probably gonna be forced into another cuck angle
Why are they actually doing this to him?
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
>Bully Club are dropping the titles to Enzo and Cass
>SAMOA JOE'S HEIGHT COMPARED TO THESE NORMAL-SIZED ADULTS
FUCKING HELL LADS IS THAT WHAT PASSES FOR A HEEL NOWADAYS?
That's like the 100th Brass Ring comment, honestly this "oh look we're self aware" shit now is getting tiresome af
I'm not messing around but laughing at Mick Foley might be one of the best things about RAW
And Steph has just decided to BTFO him completely today
>steph will never publicly emasculate you
What the fuck do I do boys?
That Steph promo wasn't even terrible writing
RAW's had far worse, as has Smackdown, that was just Steph saying shit about Mick that your average /asp/ poster has been saying for eons
You're not making fun of Noelletty's dad again, are you?
>steph will never step on your testicles
>steph will never slap you in the face
>steph will never emasculate you in public
>steph will never laugh at the size of your penis as she scowls at you giving a disdainful handjob
>steph will never bully you
>steph will never make you drink out of a doggy-bowl and call you her "woof woof fuckboy"
I'm not arguing that he's not mid-card but he can grow given an actual chance
Not to me
He hasn't even been cucked within the storyline, doesn't mean they haven't tried to embaress him with that kind of angle anyway./
Only if steph makes me.
how the fuck do yanks put up with so little content, are the ad breaks like this for all programming? let alone having some terrible links then going back to ads without having any matches, you take breaks in the middle of matches, what the actual fuck.
>TFW can't watch cruisers because crippling second-hand embarrassment from their lack of reaction
I'd seriously consider race mixing with Foxy.
>Hey Vince these cruiserweights are really athletic and can do some real exciting fast-paced wrestling to get the crowd on their feet and be a tonal change for the show
>MAKE EM DO REST HOLDS DAMMIT
>Alicia Fox cheering Noam on.
>That's what girlfriends do, Cole.
Watching cruiserweights always gives me a weird mandela effect feeling, like I got transported to a similar but not quite the same universe where wwe still exists but I don't recognize anyone and it's all indescribably strange.
Like visiting canada.
There's only one Double A and that manlet with sunglasses isn't it dumb ass.
>Crowd responds to cool moves, fast paced action, and wrestlers hyping the crowd
>Goes silent for long submissions and rest holds
>Most cruiserweight matches are slow and technical, with a lot of submissions.
Gee I wonder what could fix the response the cruiserweights are getting?
Good God I ached for that woman when she came out, all hips n tits n ass in that smokin fuckin red dress.
raw should do a backstage segment in catering with r-truth in a chefs hat and apron handing out food to each wrestler and when undertaker comes to get his food r-truth possess's the undertaker by accidentally sprinkling paul bearers ashes instead of salt, r-truth would have undertaker go around to different catering areas of the arena and terrorise them and stealing their food before kane confronts undertaker causing him to snap out of it setting up an epic brothers of destruction vs r-truth w/chef's hat wrestlemania match.
Her fucking voice. Someone put a bullet in my head right now. Goddammit.
WWE takes the shoot shit too far sometime. It stops being a fun peek behind the curtain and starts being uncomfortable and mean-spirited.