OG /wwe/ thread
>>2304089
PJWTS
>you can call me the zayn/owensmark
>>2304080
>he took shitposting seriously
that's pretty sad bro.
>>2304097
You are a moron
>>2304096
I fucked last night
>>2304103
You took this way too seriously
Go outside
>>2304103
No it isn't you mong
>>2304106
OP absolutely btfo and exposed fucking off faggot
>>2304103
I bet money this fag is from the Discord
Head back there autist
What happened to Paige Swede?
>>2304080
Anon, instead of using 5XL three times you should had placen "I'm a huger", it's the same and easier
>>2304115
Kekekp deanNEET mad as fuck he is the only person not invited
>>2304115
>Discord
Literally what/who cares you loser?
who /unite/ here
>>2304302
me, along with any OG /wwe/ poster
hope our guy can make it to mania
Whatever happen to based deangod?
>>2304302
>>2304317
dunno, he was last seen posting this in this thread
>>2304321
Huh?
This used to upset Bretbeta a lot
Dean Mark, Jewbacca and Kurt Angle Mark used to run /wwe/
>>2304326
Who?
>>2304325
>flair wasn't a draw
>>2304328
Kys newfag
>>2304325
Looks like macho manlet tanked house show business and they didn't recover for four years
>>2304326
Noone cares about those Jabroni's, DEVITT was the GOAT /wwe/ heel
>>2304335
I literally don't even know who those chumps are.
Devitt was based 2bh
>>2304333
GOAT
>>2304341
>dummies who think that /wwe/ never liked Roman
leaving sp was a mistake
>>2304335
Who?
>>2304340
>the only guy in this picture rock hasn't wrestled one on one at Mania is titus o'neil
Funny the stuff you can find on an old computer. Just screenshots of dumb stuff I used to save from /wwe/
>>2304351
>from /wwe/
>Jan 25th 2016
Nice try
>>2304354
It was in my wwe folder dude :)
>>2304326
everyone knows you were never there deanNEET
Favourite /wwe/ moment is when Dean Mark got Wrestlemania 32 rolling sticky
>>2304325
>1998 - 2001
Based Austin 2bh
>Tfw those days will never come back
>>2304363
Lads
Just stop and tpake a second to realise that this was unironically and legitimately the highlight of deanspic's life
Now point and laugh
>>2304325
Wow, look at the immediate drop when Austin turns heel.
>>2304373
18+
>>2304372
Dean Mark also got the 1000000 get changing the course of asp and wwe history forever
Not gonna finna lie. Dean Mark was the GOAT of /wwe/ posterz
>>2304379
Not hard when you are the literal mod
>>2304389
Mine too. I heard he is getting a big push mid-March at NXT
>>2304363
Woah deanchad really got WM32 sticky?
>>2304391
It was someone with a randy orton image that got the get, not the fat canadian sperg
Uh oh
>deanspic now starts talking about himself
i am starting to think that he is unironically proud of his accomplishments on a Tibetian cake baking forum
>>2304397
Deanchad made that post idiot. He didn't create his trip until month after.
>>2304401
wahhh wahhh wahhh wahhhh
>>2304401
Why are you talking about yourself and who gives a fuck?
Getting gets is not hard when you are the 14 year old mod
>>2304403
He posted scientific evident proof of this why deny?
>>2304404
I'm not deangod but finna flattered ya would think so.
>>2304407
Pure unadulterated autism is not something to be admired
>>2304407
SEETHING?
>>2304410
Have sex
>>2304409
So why does ya mom admire ya?
>>2304416
Gain height
>>2304407
Can't compete with someone who has 50,000 posts on this board alone.
>>2304417
Too pathetic an attempt at humour for even you to samefag
>>2304430
Huh?
>>2304426
you seriously think deanmark has less than 50000 posts here?
>>2304426
50,000 is just his top 6 tripsp
>>2304435
I think he has five times that, the 50,000 doesn't account for the number of times he replies to himself
>>2304435
Legends say he's accumulated and astounding 500,000 posts since his debut in 2015
>>2304407
>deanmark didn't even try to deny that everyone of these posts was him
fucking hell
>>2304439
BDMWTS
>>2304447
see >>2304399
Your autism doesn't work anyone other than yourself. If you have the fortune of having a girl agree to touch you and have children with you and those children having children, your descendants will have the misfortune of looking back and finding out what a loser their grandfather was.
>>2304453
Jesus christ ya seething
>>2304459
You seem mad that you have accomplished literally nothing in your life.
>>2304462
>projecting
The finna post:
>>2304479
the state of deancuck's """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>2304482
Ya bantz are small like antz in ya pantz I make dweebs dance ya stand no chance
>>2304479
You already replied once, why do you need to reply again? I know it's you.
>>2304497
Huh?
Imagine having close to 2 million documented posts on an anime imageboard.
>>2304503
BDMWTS
>>2304523
2 million posts.
>state of your """"""""""""""life""""""""""""""""
>>2304531
HI Carter!
>>2304503
Dude must be tittering on the obese line. No way he leaves the house.
>>2304540
But I finna saw him in ya mama's room last night
>2 million posts on an anime imageboard
What did the obese loser mean by this?
>>2304080
>5xl
kek
>>2304080
Reminder that I am the original BASED Uso poster.
/asp/ is fucking terrible senpai
WHEN WE SAY UCE
Y'ALL SAY O
UCE!
>>2304563
Are you Australian?
>>2304556
Is that really deanchad? I heard he's 6'6" (with his wrestling boots on)
>>2304565
yes
>>2304567
My memory ain't that bad after all.
>2 million posts on an anime imageboard
What did the obese loser mean by this?
>>2304080
Literally where is Shawn Michaels favourite body posting, obese Brit food posting, power rankings, Shield fanboy posting, Ortonfag posting, Big Show posting etc
kys my man
>>2304579
Post them yourself neckbeard
there is no way anyone has over 2 million posts on 4chan
Random anon who got a pic with Lillian
>>2304614
two of those trips are mine so again, he doesn't have 2 million posts
>>2304626
>Bragging about having lots of posts on 4chan
>Have multiple trips that collectively have 250k posts
>Known to reply to himself more than 5 times at a go anonymously
>Probably spreads his autism on other boards
>Inconceivable to believe this schmuck has amassed 2 million posts in 1 year.
>>2304630
Seething ya r
>2 million posts in 1 year FOR FREE
Maybe put that on your resume lad
>>2304636
Maybe based deangod can get a job cumming on ya mama
>y-y-a s-seething
>y-y-ya mom
Literally all the LOSER can say.
Must be HARDWORK being such an utter DISAPPOINTMENT and FAILURE.
>Triphammer trying to pin the post count meme on Deangod
Pathetic
>d-d-deangod
>p-p-pwomise im not a loser with over a dozen trips with 50k posts each
pathetic LOSER
>Triphammer to embarrassed to use his trip
SAD
Based Deanboss running out another Discord reject
>h-h-ave to save face
How's it feel to WASTE and WORK yourself repeatedly LOSER?
>>2304700
>Triphammer already caught up to Deanboss, Ryder Club Vice President, and Broken Anonymous in literally 3 months
Holy shit how sad
Deanspic was the leader of /wwe/
>c-c-c-can i be relevant guise even though I-i-i wasn't there c-can I?
It's like that kid no one wanted to play with but always kept inserting himself into the game.
>>2304775
There was no leader of /wwe/. There wasn't even the plague of tripfaggots that killed this board. The main posters on /wwe/ as autistic as some of them were, at least had the decency to remain anonymous, and would be given their nicknames as a direct result of their retardation. For example Paigestalker Swede, Bretfag, Original Bretfag, Randyfag etc.
There were only a few fringe tripfags, some visiting from other /sp/ threads. The cancer of attention seeking retard tripfags began right at the very end with Devitt, and carried over undealt with to /asp/ where several spunk trumpets singlehandedly killed an entire board.
In short, /sp/ era was the Golden Era, /asp/ is the New Generation, but there isn't Attitude coming along.
>>2304826
>Paigestalker Swede, Bretfag, Original Bretfag, Randyfag
I'd take all these idiots combined into one than Carter and his unbridled autism.
>>2304785
SEETHING
Watching the success of Alexa Bliss this year has made me almost miss blissfag. And Angle going into the Hall of Fame brought back a lot of memories of the Angle/Steiner wars.
>>2304080
>>2304826
You do know it was an invasion last year right?
>>2304826
Attitude Era is when we are forced onto /tv/ and we shit up and already shitted up board.
>>2304998
Who remember this?
Also to add to that he is behind almost every tripcode here and is a huge Roman Reigns mark now. Every Roman Reigns thread is made by him usually under that triphammer tripcode
>>2305015
BASED
>>2304980
>blissfag
Poor kid. I wonder what happened to that guy.
>>2305060
Many posters left even after the switch because they were stalked by Carter outside of this site
>>2304353
Why would someone be so autistic, what did he mean by this?
>>2305132
BHMWTS
So basically /wwe/ was organised by a Canadian from a Minecraft forum who people call Deanmark?
This autist is seething so hard he wasn't there to ruin the based general. Maybe when they invent a time machine you can go back and spam "ya finna" a million times you no-life LOSER
Look at how I got em now
They beggin on ya knees
I lit em up whaaaaat
Ain't none as hot as me
finna SEEEEEEEEETHING
finna finna SEEEEEEEEEEEETHINNNNNNNG
>>2304826
DEVITT has pretty lisp, at least
>>2305146
who is this?
>>2304826
> original bretfag
Are you trying to imply im not the OG bretmark. Because i am
>>2304563
Post those little chimp tits then fuck off back to redddit
>>2305196
This
Thank ya Deangod and may ya never leave this place
>>2305196
Are you ever not here?
Go for a walk you sad cunt
>>2305206
this is my first post like all week rly sad how it only takes one post to make ya manlet dweebs be finna SEETHING
>>2305206
Oh ya gonna finna cry pinhead?
>>2304668
BASED DEANBOSS WORKING THE /r9k/ NEET
>>2304668
SEETHING
>>2305191
Are you Australian?
>>2305140
Nope. /wwe/ was self governed by people not as autistic as /asp/. That's really all that was needed for the general to thrive, just completely removing the autism and forced meme faggotry of the handful of mongs who killed this board. The samefagging pork shiner in this thread angrily spamming in all caps and saying "ya" instead of you is one of them.
>>2305275
No im not an ausshit. There was no bretfag before me
Deanmark samefag threads like these are why there is a /wwe/ discord
We dont want to watch a legit 14 year literally talk to himself in his unfunny memes. Look at the times of the posts, he has been doing it for his whole day
Kek enjoy this shithole lads
>>2305142
The general was pretty based, agreed. Also funny how hard the autists get butt blasted that they weren't involved
>>2305304
> autists
> s
Kek m8 its literally all one autist
>>2305291
It was well known that the original Bretfag was Australian, /sp/ had flags.
>>2305310
Said literally no one ever
Kill yourself you snivelling bellwhiff, you were obviously not there either
>>2305308
That's even more concerning. I figured it was 2 or perhaps 3 turboautists
>>2305313
It is all deancuck. Every post that contains 'ya' 'finna' 'pinhead' 'le seefin' etc is all him
He is easily spotted because it is impossible for him to ever be slightly humorous or witty
>>2305312
Said me right now. It was common knowledge you knobcheese. If you weren't there no reason to be upset
>>2305320
This is an obvious ausshit trick and i will not fall for it, there is an archive we can all see you know
Post chimp tits now you abo cunt
>>2305300
HI bretcuck
>>2305313
Basically >>2305319 is right
Also BBDWTS, Anti Smark/Roman Reigns/Seth/Dean Threads, contrarian threads and terrible Canadian spelling. His pic has also been posted here. He is also Triphammer and most tripfags here, yes he actually argues with himself. He even makes a mistake intentionally so that he can reply to himself and spout some unfunny meme. He has also made his way on other boards, primarily he came here from /v/ but has tried stints at /vp/ and /tv/
>>2305347
He isnt triphammer, this meme needs to stop. NEEThammer is in the discord and has a modicum of bants, deanNEET has zero
Deancunt is most other tripfags tho and the rest is right
>>2305358
I literally pictured this reply from you in my head word for word except it had lil guy at the end instead of bretcum
You could be a bot and it would make no difference
>>2305359
Jeez louis papa cheez ya seething when ya should be busy lifting weights and getting a clue ya bumbling fumbling mumbling vertically challenged lil doofus
>>2305359
>I literally pictured this reply from you in my head word for word
Please seek mental help and finna get a life if ya such a schizophrenic pinhead manlet
>>2305374
Is it even possible to be anymore cringeworthy?
> tfw replying to a 14 year old sonic fan
> this is what you get
ITT butt devastated wewtists and redditards complain about memes they don't understand
Just go back you no-fun shitheads. Have your "serious professional wrestling discussion" elsewhere.
>>2305381
A word of advice pinhead. Leave ya basement once in a while and maybe possibly acquire some sunlight. Get ya vitamin d in ya and then begging ya literally on my knees praying ya seek employment so ya can get off the welfare checks. After ya do these things it won't be too difficult to scientifically say with utmost confidence ya may just may have sex?
>>2305382
So you didnt even read the thread kek
Why even reply?
>>2305382
>>2305381
> tfw
>posting a space after the comedy chevron
this is what we get when moot finna sold out and that gook manlet pinhead hiroshima nagasaki took over and invited leddit
>>2305382
>>2305390
>>2305385
> a 14 year old sonicfag tells me this
> mfw i have literally had sex with more women than years he has lived
Kekekek how does it feel
>>2305394
You came to 4chan in 2016, remember that
>>2305397
>he finna thinks if he says it enough times it will come true
Listen up and listen good bretcuck, it wasn't ya fault ya were born with shit tier genetics causing ya to be 5' 2" and 400lbs. But being a 40 year old yellow toothed British virgin is something ya have full control over. I'm pleading with ya to seek a vagina as soon as possible.
>>2305400
who is (you) ya lil seething manlet ladyboy
>>2305400
That's just not true
>>2305402
> he bothered typing this out thinking anyone will read it
Lmao
Im done talking to 14 year old kids today peace out
Deangod is one of the best things about this funny and awesome board.
>>2305402
hey now bretcum finna fucks his lovely 500 pound cousin gertrude every night
>>2305407
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA BRETKEK SO BTFO BY DEANGOD HE'S SPEECHLESS LITERALLY AND PHYSICALLY
>>2305404
These are posts made in the open idiot
>>2305409
KEK
>>2305413
>deancuck SEETHING because based bretgod gets to go home and fuck this wonderful tub of G E N E T I C S every night
how will deancuck ever recover?
>>2305370
I didn't make this thread. I joined in sometime after halfway. As quite possibly the only OG /wwe/ poster who semi-lurks this board reading all the made-up information I decided to point out what wasn't true.
>>2305325
I'm not Australian. I barely post here. I've never used a trip here, back on /sp/ or on any board on 4chan for that matter. I just know it's common knowledge that the original Bretfag was Oz and you have a hard time accepting that fact. I'm well aware there's an archive, I just don't need to use it because unlike you I was actually in those threads. Simple really.
>/wwe/ thread
>turns into everyone obsessing over the deanGOAT
how does he do it bros?
>>2305472
You were not there. Everyone who was there knows the original Bretmark is a bong and he is still here now
>>2305473
The absolute madman works these dweebs with just the mere mention of his name.
>>2305473
You have made more than 75 per cent if the post ITT. Thats how
>>2305473
is there any debate about DeanGod being the GOAT
>>2305486
Huh?
>>2305382
/wwe/ wasn't "muh serious discussion" that you're so absolutely petrified of. It was a solid fast moving general that was both comfy as fuck and also actually had bantz. Shitposting was common but low key and unlike here, sometimes funny and witty. Stop being offended that you're just second-rate B+ shitposters
>>2305486
>SEETHING this hard
finna get a clue
>>2305474
Everyone knows the 2nd Bretmark, the clueless autist that everyone used to rip on in the general was British. The first lesser known original was Australian. Failing to see how you're struggling to comprehend the fact.
>>2305486
To be honest they probably haven't the slightest clue what's going on. A serial samefagger with moderate to serious mental health issues doesn't exactly type easy reading.
>>2305495
I was in the general from literally thread 1, you are lying. I dont understand why and what you gain from it
There is an archive, everyone can see.
>>2305499
why ya telling us about ya issues?
too finna poor to get a psychiatrist?
>>2305507
I was in thread 1. Sorry pal. It's puzzling me why you're insisting on something that clearly wasn't true. But hey ho, maybe you're just confused?
>>2305508
Pot. Kettle. M8.
>>2305509
Go check the archive then get back to me with a full grammatically correct apology
>>2305510
ya mad cause deanchad finna most popular poster on /asp/ and bretcuck and triphammers gang have to hide in a discord cause they too scared to finna face me?
shower weights and clue kiddo after that ya can go join their discord and cry about me some more
>>2305512
Lol the last thread you made about bretgod he annhilated you in it for days so you stopped making them
>>2305517
>bretcuck revisionist history
ya really beginning to lose it ain't ya lil guy?
>>2305519
We all saw it. Why dont you make another one?
>>2305520
actually i finna did but bretmod deleted it cause he was getting PTSD from the last thread kek
>>2305522
It was up for a week and reached bump limit. You got BTFO hard and reduced to spamming SEETHING before running away like 9 times lol.
>>2305526
lmao if ya wasn't scared then why did ya hide in ya discord?
just accept it if ya was even half the poster i was ya wouldn't finna need a discord kek
>>2305531
Go make another thread, i want to see you cry again
>>2305534
ya just finna delete it like the last one
truth is ya just too scared to face me
>bretcuck sperging the fuck out again
>>2305195
Hi again
>>2305506
>people think LOL RANDUM is funny
>finna
>seething
>fuming
>tripfag wars
>discord circle jerking
i don't think anything can be done to save this board at this point
>>2305735
The biggest cancer here is post curation
>>2304080
kek
>>2305511
Well don't you look daft. Bretfag 1 was Australian, and you've been totally wrong all this time. No need to apologise, we picked on gimps like you on /sp/. But of course you wouldn't know that, would you?
>>2304320
>>2305512
Honest question. Are you genuinely Bipolar, schizophrenic, or is the constant samefagging using different trips and having entire arguments with yourself spanning multiple threads your idea of a "gimmick".
Just saying its pretty shoddy and your memes are outdated. Why not reinvent yourself?
>>2305764
Aww ya triggered sweetie?
>>2305773
BASED
>>2305773
KEK
>>2305773
based deanGOAT
>>2305773
No, not really. A little bemused by how much effort you put into spamming the exact same passé memes day in day out. Honestly, if you utilised your free time a little more wisely you might achieve something in your life.
Shit, even UTV-stalker built a 90-page manifesto, and he way along the spectrum.
>>2305759
What the hell are you talking about
Im the bretfag you are talking about and im english not australian. There was never a bretmark before me
If you were on spee you would know this
>>2305788
SEETHING
EETHING
ETHING
THING
HING
ING
NG
G
>>2305796
Admittedly it's funny to wind him up a little. He reminds me a bit of the resident autist on /soc/
>>2305795
I've been on /sp/ for 7 years. I was in the very first /wwe/general. The first guy we nicknamed Bretfag was Australian. That is fact. The second Bretfag showed up shortly after and is the Bong Bretfag more commonly known today.
>>2305813
I was in the general from day one and i never saw that
Il go check the archive but im pretty sure you are wrong
>>2305759
yeah OG Aus bretfag was a good guy
>>2305823
He vanished pretty quickly to be fair. At least he wasn't a total knob like Blissfag
>>2305828
Blissfag wasnt a knob, he was harmless and good to bully and to work the fat marks into a frenzy
Now i know you werent there
>>2305837
>2014
lol the /sp/ wrestling threads started way before that
>>2305846
The archive doesnt lie
>>2305851
I mean that's one of many archives, the biggest of which doesn't actually run anymore and archived from like 2007.
>>2305851
>being this new
JUST
I used to make the occasional wrestling threads on /tv/ since 2006. There was the /wwe/ on sp which many never wanted to post in. This "Carter" or Dean whatever ain't the real one that tormented both boards back then with the Bella Spam. You need to remember few things /pol/ brought in a lot of underage new fags and so did all the other controversies. I can confirm that all the /tv/ guys have left 4chan or just don't post on /asp/
Getting back to 'Dean' it's not 1 but 3 guys minimum. A Canadian, Brazilian and the third one is a typical 2016 underage /pol/ poster. There is also a bit of undercover posters that are roaming 4chan. It's best to let this ship sink faster. Lets not forget the incident last month
If you guys want your general back, current /asp/ is not the place
>>2305886
what incident last month?
>>2305889
Someone broke kayfabe on 4chan and got punished with all evidence deleted
>>2305868
>4chan started in 2014 according to that archive
this must be why bretcuck pretends to be an oldfag, he came over in 2014 with the rest of the redditors
>>2305893
in non-neckbeard please
>>2305894
That's the year 4chan died completely
>>2305886
imagine being this worked by based deanladd
>>2305886
>I can confirm that all the /tv/ guys have left 4chan
Most of them probably went and got jobs, girlfriends etc.
Yet you're still here obsessing over a tripfag, SAD!
>>2305902
this kek
as long as there be dweeb losers like this dwarf providing such good entertainment with their rants ya know based deanchad will be here to get them all worked up
>>2305886
Everyone knows deancuck isnt the real carter, we just thought it was him because they are both autistic as fuck and constantly samefag/talk to themselves
>>2305894
People that brag about how long they have been on 4chan will never have sex
>>2305904
Never leave us based Deanlegend
>>2305894
I came to spee in 2012 actually. I was busy having a social life and fucking chicks before then. Imagine wasting anymore of your life in this shithole trying to get gets and shit kek
>>2305916
I practically left this site now, I do pop in time to time and if I decide to browse /asp/ the only thing I find funny is the autistic tripfag thread(s) and it's more like laughing at them not with them. The wrestling discussion is boring seriously it's the same shit everyday, the shitposting is boring, the memes are boring except for fart posting, and there's too much Divashit. But 4chan is depressing otherwise, I don't recommend staying here
>>2305931
>the memes are boring except for fart posting
thought you could slip that in eh todd?
>>2305933
based fartmessiah, daily reminder that he's the only poster than deancuck fears
>>2305940
Deancuck fears bretbeast
>>2306017
yea when is 500 pound shit smelling frame gets close ya do get a bit scared
>>2306034
>>2306034
Sure
We all know you are scared of bretmessiah, farthammed and any woman that isnt your mom
>>2304123
still on /sp/
>>2304318
>this image is valid in 2017
>>2305382
You're painfully underage.
>>2305168
PLWTS
I made this thread, remarkable how there's 300 posts and 200 of them are JUST the sperg loser who is here all the time.
>>2306157
What a fucking pussy loser that bretcuck is
>/asp/ poster in general
>>2306174
Wow
>>2306126
He never won it at the grandest stage of them all, or even competed for it.
>>2306168
I was talking about the loser with multiple trips with over 50,000 posts who talks to himself all day aka carter aka (you)
>>2306205
SEETHING
>>2306203
You now realize Deanetty has never won a singles match at mania.
You now realize he'll be jobbing to Balding Baron in a few weeks.
>>2306207
There you are. Do you ever leave the house?
>>2304335
>Devitt
Kys
I'm serious
>>2306209
Huh?
GOAT
It's funny how I can make a reference to the obese LOSER who never leaves the house at any time of day and he'll be there to respond.
Go on, gimme another (you) LOSER. I know you don't have anything better to do.
>>2306219
Who's this alpha?
>>2306219
>Literal neckbeard
Can't make this up.
>>2306208
Vince was wise to make his title win afterthought
>>2306222
Begging ya to seek employment ya sad sack of vertically challenged dweeb nerd.
Gimme another (you) LOSER. I know you're itching to, you never leave the house, you don't have any friends, you've never had a girlfriend, so come on LOSER, make my day. One more (you) for the road.
>>2306263
SEETHING