What's with the WWE's recent obsession with hiring loads of tanned brunette girls as interviewers and announcers?
Blondes will fuck anything since they know the baby will still be pretty white no matter who the father is
Tanned brunettes dont have that luxury so only fuck white dudes which is what's best for business
They're all fake af and don't know the first thing about rasslin'. They get hired because Vince knowd niggers like all y'all spend half the day thinking about them and will pay the NINE NINETY NINE MAGGLE to watch them and obsess about their feets or their pits or whatever the hell you fucks look for.
They know people can't be everywhere at once, but they try to keep girls who look similar to abuse the comfort of uniformity. Like how they use a bunch of skinny, douchy guys for a while, on and off.
There was also a want to keep Renee looking distinct, while also adding an air of diversity.
They're all hot, I have a big thing for brunettes myself. I keep it in my pants huehue.
Dasha is the Qeeen of thicccc tho, she's the winner. Saw her live in person at a house hsow once.
>my actual face when
They did it to show Melissa Santos they don't need her, since she turned them down. Look at the one on the right. Basically a knock off Melissa Santos. The 2nd girl from the left is the cutest though
Its an easy way to meet women quota. So we won't ever get a Mean gene level talent in that role again. They are generic looking cause they don't want interviewers to have any flair cause it won' contrast with the wrestling talent.
Well you really don't have to look far at who's hiring the ladies