OH YOU WERE UNAWARE?
I AM
INCREDIBLE
What is this
>>2255276
THE PROFILE THAT RUNS THE DOMICILE
NOOOOOOWWWW...IT'S THE LARGE ATTRACTION
>>2255276
THEY DESIRE NOTHING
>>2255281
Forgot pic?
>>2255302
IT'S A MACHINATION
>>2255297
IF NOT FOR THEIR HAVING BREAD, SUGAR
>>2255514
WE ARE THE MALES FROM THE SOUTH THAT HAS POWER COMPARED TO A HARD WORKING TILLER OF CROPS
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?
NOTHING THAT YOU CAN OPENLY COMMUNICATE BETWEEN YOU AND I WILL CHANGE WHAT YOU HAVE PREVIOUSLY DONE TO ME IN THE PAST.
I am the contest
MY PERSON IS A LEGAL RESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WHOM DOES BATTLE BENEFITING ALL HUMAN BEINGS
BREAK APART A PIECE OF A PROCESSED BEEF, MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, LACTIC ACID, DESXTROSE, SALT, SODIUM NITRATE AND HYDROLYZED SOY!
Ding.
Ding.
Ding.
*glass being repaired*
Place the punchup on your confectionary bottom
SHATTER THE BARRIERS!
This gentleman is a masculine male. Quite a male.
>Oh you weren't aware of this
>Your posterior better contact someone immediately
>>2257379
Kek
yo
nothing you can utter
nothings going to adjust what you imposed on me
I AM PRESENT TO DEMONSTRATE MY SUPERIORITY TO EACH AND EVERY CITIZEN OF THE EARTH
THE INTERVAL ALLOTTED TO YOU HAS EXPIRED
THE INTERVAL ALLOTTED TO ME HAS ARRIVED
>>2257912
YOU CANNOT CURRENTLY OBSERVE MY PHYSICAL PRESENCE
IN SPITE OF A MYRIAD OF LESS-THAN-FAVORABLE CIRCUMSTANCES
THE INFERNO WILL PERSIST INDEFINITELY
YOU PERSIST IN MAINTAINING A DELUSIONAL BELIEF THAT YOU ARE ACQUAINTED WITH ME
>>2257934
PEER INTO MY ORGANS HOUSING MY OPTIC NERVES, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU SPY?
AN IDEALISED, HEROIC AND WORSHIPPED IMAGE
These threads are always so cringey
>>2257939
ON THIS CURRENT ROTATION OF THE EARTH'S AXIS, I HAVE OBTAINED THE ABILITY TO VIEW THE ENTIRETY OF MY CURRENT SURROUNDINGS AND ALL ORGANISMS HAVE REANIMATED
>>2257944
THESE COLLECTIONS OF TEXT AND IMAGES PERSISTENTLY CAUSE MY PHYSICAL BODY TO CONVULSE INVOLUNTARILY
>>2257944
wrestling is cringey
get with the program
It's the Mortician!
I love these threads
Have thy olfactory senses been triggered by the culinary festivities currently being prepared by the Natural Geological Formation?
>>2258039
Do you remember when he first introduced the gogoplata and no one knew what to call it for awhile until they settled on Hell's Gate? Well, I always felt they should have gone with The Mortician's Submission
>>2257912
>>2257932
>>2258189
Brilliant!
WHO'S THE FATHER?
SIMPLE SIMPLE SIMPLE SIMPLE
MY SINGULAR OBJECTIVE UPON ARRIVAL AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS TO PARTAKE IN PLEASANT ACTIVITIES
AN INSIGNIFICANTLY NULL AMOUNT OF DREADFUL ANXIETY
I AM EAGER TO INFORM YOU OF MY FONDNESS FOR THE NUMBER 619 AND BY ALL MEANS WILL SHOUT ABOUT IT.
FORNICATE THESE AFRICAN GENTLEMEN ARE IMPLYING ACCORDING ACTION???
Our respectable group of people are about to advance in the general direction of your wherabouts, melanin-enriched gentleman
>>2257947
>ON THIS CURRENT ROTATION OF THE EARTH'S AXIS
Who's your favorite wrestler, /asp/?
For me it's gotta be
The Liver Failure Child, Dr. Summerslam, The Picture, The Principal Occurrence, Sean Michelle. (Mike Hickeyass)
>>2258574
Deceased Male, the Belowacquirer
>>2257379
Affirmative.
>>2258574
I think he's adorable
I know he's attractive
I beg your pardon?
PURSUE THE PREDATORY AVIAN
If I may have your attention James, strike me with the eight letter of the alphabet thrice
>>2258427
kek
I IMPLORE YOU TO HAVE FAITH IN MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT
>>2255204
DECEASED MAN STROLLING
>>2260251
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
YOU ALWAYS WANT JUST ONE MORE MATCH
I CAN'T ALLOW
MYSELF TO WALK THAT'S THE CATCH
I GENUINELY WISH TO BESTOW ON YOU MY BLESSING TOWARD YOUR FORTUNE WITHIN THE CURRENT 24 HOURS
THE SOLITARY CANINE
Can I phantom the identity of this mysterious being? The veracity of my statement is accurate! For here is the Gigantic Crimson Automaton, Ahbell. - Who is like God Charcoal
>>2255281
The best thread on /asp/
>>2265897
Large lunch angering the fans in the know
>>2258688
Buzzards are scavengers tho
>>2257380
ARE YOUR OLFACTORY ABILITES ABLE TO DETECT WHAT THE BRICK IS PREPARING AS FOOD?
>>2258688
>THE CONSUMER OF PLANETS
>>2265931
THE AMAZEMENT FOUND IN THIS EXISTENCES HAS CEASED TO BE, OF THIS I AM CERTAIN
ALL THE AMAZEMENT I DESIRE CAN BE LOCATED INSIDE OF THIS FEMALE
AS THE ENTIRETY OF ME BREAKS INTO FRAGMENTS, I USE MY LAST ENERGY IN AN ATTEMPT TO CATCH FIRE
BUT COMBUSTION DOES NOT OCCUR
HOORAY!!!
>>2265960
indeed. I love this thread.
>>2255204
SQWABBLE OWENS SQWABBLE.
>>2266239
CONSUME, OWENS. CONSUME.
>>2266105
kekd
>>2257944
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HAVE FUN :'(((((
DEVIN, PROCURE SOME EATING SURFACES
>>2255204
You should consult somebody.
Your butt should call someone on your mobile phooooone!
I ASSURE YOU MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT WAS ABSOLUTELY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY FACTUAL. I REPEAT FOR EMPHASIS, MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT WAS ABSOLUTELY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY FACTUAL.
>>2257315
Bend your waist to the
Bend your waist to the activity
NATURAL SELECTION IS A ENIGMA
COMPRISED OF REVISIONS NONE WITNESS
>>2255204
WHY, YOU WERE OBLIVIOUS?
WELL IN THAT CASE YOU HAD BEST HAIL THE LOCAL CONSTABULARY!
LOUD ANNOUING NOISE WARNING YOU OF POSSSIBLE DANGERS. LOUD ANNOUING NOISE WARNING YOU OF POSSSIBLE DANGERS. LOUD ANNOUING NOISE WARNING YOU OF POSSSIBLE DANGERS.
DO YOU FIND IT ENJOYABLE AND AMUSING, LOW IQ IMBECILE?
>>2268124
OUR RESPECTIVE GROUP OF PEOPLE IS PROCEEDING IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOUR WHEREABOUTS, MELANIN ENRICHED GENTLEMAN
>>2268129
kek'd audibly
THE REASON HENCEFORTH IS THAT MY PREFERRED PRONOUN IS 'MIZ', AND I AM DESERVING OF AWE
I AM CURRENTLY IN POSSESSION OF SUFFICIENT PHYSICAL POWER TO PROCEED WITH WHOMPING AN UNDISCLOSED DESTRUCTIVE WINDSTORM
>>2268180
I POSSES THE ABILITY TO DEHYDRATE A LARGE BODY OF WATER
>>2268180
EXPUNGE EXPUNGE EXPUNGE EXPUNGE EXPUNGE
>>2257385
am i the only one who liked the whole lower body tights look more?
>>2268180
I REFUSE TO CEASE ALL BODILY FUNCTIONS
>>2265991
o im laffin
WHAT IS YOUR PROPOSED COURSE OF ACTION SIBLING WHEN THE LARGEST BICEPS IN THE WORLD RUN AT MAXIMUM SPEED UPON YOUR PERSON
You are unable to visualize my presence.
THIS STATEMENT HAS DEFINITELY EXEMPLIFIED MY ARGUMENT AND IS IMPERVIOUS TO DEBATE, AS DECREED BY A HARD, SOLID MINERAL OF LOW CORE TEMPERATURE
>>2268180
ARE YOU NOT IN POSSESSION OF THE QUALITIES REQUIRED TO INTERPRET THE ALPHABETIC CHARACTERS PRESENTED ON THE RESTRICTIVE VERTICAL BRICK BARRIER?
>>2270476
MALE SIBLING NERO, I HAD FORESEEN YOUR ARRIVAL
IT IS ADVISED THAT AN INDETERMINATE PARTY SEEK AN AUDIENCE WITH THE PRESENT ORATOR'S MATRIARCH
I WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU LUCK IN ALL YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVOURS
GREETINGS, FELLOW
WE HAVE ARRIVED TO SUBJUGATE AND SEGREGATE
MY NAAAAAAAAME
I invoke the liberated fowl statute on this strand
>>2271005
>SMACKDOOOOOOWN
IF YOU DO NOT APPROVE OF OUR AMBITIONS AS STATED, OUR COLLECTIVE GATHERING HAVE SELECTED A PAIR OF WORDS WITHIN THE VERNACULAR FOR WHICH YOU MAY PONDER
PERFORM FELLATIO
>>2268116
Is this Cesaro?
Or...
SHOUT MY NAME, WHEN YOU HAVE LISTENED TO MY VOICE
WHAT IS YOUR PRESUMPTION ABOUT THE RECENT OCCURENCES
ARE YOUR OPTICAL SENSICAL RECEPTORS IMPAIRED?
BY THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>>2271795
kekerino
>>2258427
THAT'S THE COST OF YOUR TRANSACTION
THE HOUR TO GENUFLECT IS UPON YOU
>>2271795
Please do not mind the nearby feces, MONGO IS ARRIVING.
>>2270801
Fuckin accurate, lmao
I WALK A LONELY ROAD, THE ONLY ROAD THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN
DO NOT BE DEPRESSED OR ANGRY
APPLAUD FOR YOUR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WHO REIGNED THE MOST TIME AND LET THE POWER COME TO YOUR SENSES
>>2258574
>Dr. Summerslam,
okay that's pretty good.
>>2257932
PROTOTYPE IS VICTORIOUS HAHA
>>2272140
Well done
THAT GENTLEMAN IS COMPOSED PRIMARILY OF ADIPOSE TISSUE
>>2273067
forgot image
TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE, GENERAL CONSENSUS IS ALL EXAMPLES OF HUMANITY ARE EQUIVALENT. HOWEVER, YOU GAZE UPON MY FORM AND YOU GAZE UPON JOE OF SAMOAN DESCENT, AND ONE MUST CONCLUDE THAT STATEMENT IS A FALSEHOOD. AS IS EXPECTED, BATTLE WITH A SINGLE COMBATANT ASSURES HALF A CHANCE OF VICTORY. BUT I AM AN UNUSUALLY GIFTED INDIVIDUAL. THEREFORE, YOUR ABILITY TO DEFEAT ME IS AT A QUARTER OF NORMAL CAPACITY ASSUMING OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE. WITH THE ADDITION OF THE INDIVIDUAL KNOWN AS KURT ANGLE INTO THE ALLOY, YOUR CAPACITY FOR VICTORY DECREASES EXPONTENTIALLY. AS PREVIOUSLY IMPLIED, BATLE AMONGST THREE COMBATANTS ASSURES AT LEAST A THIRD CHANCE OF VICTORY. WHAT YOU HAVE FAILED TO ACCOUNT FOR IS MY CHANCE OF VICTORY IS IN FACT TWO THIRDS, AS EVIDENCED BY KURT ANGLE'S KNOWLEDGE THAT HE CANNOT DEFEAT ME AND ANY ATTEMPT TO DO SO WOULD BE FUTILE. HENCE, JOE OF SAMOAN HERITAGE MUST TAKE HIS ONE THIRD CHANCE AND HENCEFORTH SUBTRACT MY PERSONAL ONE QUARTER CHANCE AND DISCOVER HE HAS OBTAINED A MERE EIGHT AND ONE THIRD CHANCE TO OVERTHROW ME AT SACRIFICE. DO NOT DISREGARD, HOWEVER, THE THREE QUARTER CHANCE I POSSESS OF VICTORY IN ADDITION TO THE NATURALLY OCCURING TWO THIRDS AND YOU WILL CONCLUDE THAT I HAVE THEREFORE OBTAINED SEVEN SCORE AND ONE WITH TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF VICTORY AT SACRIFICE. I IMPLORE JOE TO ACCEPT THESE FIGURES SPEAK NO UNTRUTHS, AND THEY FORESEE HIS INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION AT SACRIFICE.
>>2257379
>>2273205
Truly GOAT
>>2273205
GOAT Steiner
>>2273205
10/10
Wtf none of these are right
>>2273205
cringe
>>2275211
INVOLUNTARY PHYSICAL SPASM
THE ENTIRETY OF THE IMPRESSIVE ATTRACTION
>>2267791
I AM UNAMUSED WHEN INDIVIDUALS PARTICIPATING IN DISCUSSION FIND WAYS TO ENJOY THEMSELVES
>>2258275
Y-you too!
I AM SYMPATHETIC TO THE WORKING CLASSES' ECONOMIC DIFFICULTIES
I CAN LISTEN TO THE CRIES INSIDE MY VERY CRANIUM
BESTOW AN ELECTRO-ACOUSTIC TRANSDUCER UPON ME, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE
>>2273205
Include me in the screen cap
>>2273205
Jej
9/11
>>2275487
IF YOU MAY BE SO INCLINED
>>2273205
BASED
>>2275487
WHEN A GENTLEMAN HAS BEEN EMPLOYED IN ONE ROLE FOR A PERIOD OF TWENTY YEARS, THOSE IN A MANAGERIAL POSITION BESTOW UPON HIM A TIMEPIECE, STRIKE HIM UPON THE POSTERIOR, AND INFORM HIM "A COMPUTATIONAL MACHINE HAS RENDERED YOUR POSITION REDUNDANT, FATHER"
>>2278496
I, PERSONALLY, HAVE CONSUMED A GRAPE-BASED ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE AND INGESTED EDIBLE SUBSTANCES WITH MONARCHS OF BOTH GENDERS
>>2270801
Best one in this thread.
AND IN ADDITION, THESE CASUAL GARMENTS ARE OF INSUFFICIENT SIZE TO BE WORN COMFORTABLY, WILLIAM
THE LOCATION IN WHICH THE MALES OF SIGNIFICANT STATURE ENGAGE IN LEISURE ACTIVITIES? REGARD THE DESCRIPTIVE MODIFIER
>>2278542
I AM OBLIVIOUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4