RAW GAME THREAD 6

what the fuck is going on with the audio

First for BIG DOG

Samoa Joe vs a Samoan named Joe, is this a dream match?

Based 10 inch Dave still slapping down smarks

Based RomA+n

Will Roman Reign do it with Samoa Joe after Raw?

>Attacking the vest

What happens if they headbutt each other?

WHY ARE YOU CHOPPING ROMAN? HE HAS A VEST ON YOU DUMBASS

>Roman Sucks

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>mfw Reigns gets JOED

>lets go roman
>roman sucks

what did they mean by that?

based roman no selling the chops cause hes wearing a bullet proof vest. romans psychology is off the charts. GOAT

inb4 one (1) spear

>>2242601
Buttsex happens

Boypussy > girlpussy

>>2242601
Gilberg pops out.

ROMAN SUCKS ROMAN SUCKS

>>2242607
Is that the homo owner from that Vegas pawn shop show in the background?

>>2242601
Jimmy Snukas grave explodes

Is there anyone in WWE that can use fast strikes and not make it look like shit

Would a Samoan Drop hurt Samoa Joe?

>>2242601
Coconut milk

If Samoa Joe wins, Trips
If Roman Reigns win, Dubs

>>2242621
no, he is samoan type

>kicks out at 1
>little babies cheering for Roman
Triggered.

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>>2242620
Shane O Mac

Who would win; the Romans or the Samoans?

>Only fat neckbeard redditors are saying Roman Sucks.
>Women, children and adult males who've gotten a clue are cheering Roman
Really makes ya think

>roman delivering another 5 star match again

how does he do it lads. how can one man carry so many people while wearing a vest. like goku with weighted arms

>>2242621
Ehat if Somoan headbuts a Somoan?

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>>2242616

HES OVER BABY RAW IS ROAMAN

Can't they make punches look more real?

If you can't do them properly then don't throw them.

>>2242625
ahhhhhhhh

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who here /supermalevitality/

>>2242629
Yeah man makes me want to fucking kill all those kids in the audience

>>2242568
Yeah lel

My favorite moment was when Ryback told Ziggler he was going to eat his ass

Or Ziggler yelling "Clothesline me" at Mark Henry

Or Rusev getting injured the day off the show making Mark Henry step in last minute, only for Henry's pod to accidentally break and putting him in the match early

What a shitshow kek

>>2242626
no

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>roman is over as fuck

>>2242625
Kek

>>2242627
Also Kek

>>2242626
Roll

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LARGE HOUND GETTING A HUGE POP

>have to pump in Roman chants
the state of WWE

>>2242640
Truer words have never been heard (by CM Punk)

>>2242643
is that the shit that makes the frogs gay?

>>2242634
>Portland
>Adult males

kek that roman sell of a big boot was shit

he fell over like a foot before it connected

>Roman used SAMOAN DROP
>It's not very effective...

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B A S E D
I O
G G

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>>2242656
Ew

>>2242646
I'd love to see how many ppv buys they would get nowadays without the network.

>pinning a samoan after a samoan drop

come on now

Ineffective!

BASED REIGNS LITERALLY DOING A SAMOAN DROP WITH EASE

>>2242634
>t. Pajeet

Undertaker in 3...2...1...

>Over in Portland
>The city of nu-males and lanklets

Really makes you think.

>>2242666
Based satan is an anti-Roman.

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>>2242656

Which Joe from Samoa won? Too busy re-watching 2003 SummerSlam

>Sloppy Joe made into bitch heel on night one
Kekekeke reddit btfo

BRAUN

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BASED LARGE HOUND

WWE has ruined this for Joe

BERRIED

That finisher blows

holy shit this match is GOAT

these 2 should main event mania. samoamania

BRAUN PLEASE THE ONE MATCH I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO INTERFERE IN

JOE JOE JOE JOE

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

damn roman is over

hot crowd for BBD

joe just beat roman with a lower tier signature move

>can't win even his first match without interference
Buried

already a bitch heel... FUCK THIS COMPANY

INVERTED ATOMIC DROPS ARE WAY FUCKING WORSE THAN LOW BLOWS.
I DON'T GET THE IN-RING LOGIC ANYMORE.
ATOMIC DROPS? FINE.
LOW BLOWS? NO GO.
BELLY TO BELLY? BASIC.
BAILEY TO BELLY? BAILEY.
IN-RING LOGIC HAS FUCKED RIGHT OFF.
Moves have no effect no more... it's now just PURE theatre.

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>>2242684

suck a cock reddit, yet again based big dog put a nxt darling over

did they ban the musclebuster?

pray for tyson

The Bigger Dog interferes yet again.

Wait, is that supposed to be his finisher?

Tell me they didn't bury the Muscle Buster

did they ban the muscle buster?

Also wtf is joes music lmao?

>Anon's Dad walks in

>>2242696

gotta keep the big dog lookin strong, mark

>lanklet geek balor goes over clean
>monster joe needs an assists to go over reigns
fucking raw is terrible

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FEDORAMEN BTFO

ROMAN REIGNS

THE ONLY GUY THAT CAN WIN CLEAN

>No muscle buster

For what purpose

Too many run-ins tonight, christ

Based Braun interrupting before Roman can do his pre-spear "BOOOOOOOOOO"

THANK YOU STROWMAN

BIGGER DOG OVER AS FUCK

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Man that was a pretty shit debut wasn't it

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>Making Joe look like this much of a bitch on his debut match
>No muscle buster
Keep Roman strong. Keep Roman safe.

>>2242667
Weren't they barely getting 100k for B-tiers right before they announced the network?

THANK YOU STROWMAN *clap clap clapclapclap*

THANK YOU STROWMAN

LMAO ABSOLUTELY BERRIED THE SMALL PUP

THANK YOU STROMAN

can't take strowman serious with that baby face

Great booking wwe. im really convinced joe is a threat now. People get paid to write this shit?

>>2242700
Technically you are landing on your tail bone not your balls or penis.

Thank you strowman

based big dog putting on a 5 star match on tv for free
based big dog putting over the new rookie
based big dog getting huge pops over as fuck

RAW lately just feels like the WWE video game's Universe mode

THANK YOU ROMAN

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>>2242713
It killed Tyson Kidd

Nice joe won. Romans the first non booked strong ace of wwe.

Muscle buster too dangerous for main roster.

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I think they didn't use the muscle buster because it takes longer to set up and they wanted this to be a quick distraction/hit with a surprise move ending

PLEASE FUCKING INJURE ROMAN REIGNS

Whenever someone says Hawaiian Brian, I always crack up.

taker shows up at their fastlane match on a motorcycle

>Crowd going thank you Roman

Based Big Dog

ROMAN OVER

FAT JOE BURIED HIS FIRST NIGHT

VINCE DOES IT AGAIN

Based Bigger Dog Working Fedoromen!

BIG DOG BTFO

>>2242720
>Keep Roman strong

If anything it makes Joe looks strong for not using his TysonKiller Buster or JasethyKiller Clutch

THANK YOU STROWMAN

>>2242700
If wrestling was realistic then it would be mma or pancrase in the 90s.

Large Canine BTFO

>>2242740
beggin ya to seek sunlight

HUNDREDS OF POUNDS

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MFW Roman makes Joe look like a bitch

>Roman over
>fans cheering Braun for beating the fuck out of him


That's no over.

>>2242720
I'm surprised they still did that much.

one of the few raws where roman isn't standing tall

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joe btfo

wtf? raw has ended with roman getting btfo for weeks now

fuck vince, smark cock sucking faggot

Wwe barricade near bell guy: 0 Monster Heels: 4

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

>>2242740
Fuck off nigger.

> Roman gets obliterated by Monster heel

> Crowd loves it

How is he a face again?

>this boring nodimes fat fuck is the guy /asp/ neckbeards hyped

At least it wasn't some chink or Manley this time

I MISSED RAW

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOO

>>2242757
he just lost to a signature move he never uses in the middle of the ring

>>2242763
He's burying Strowman at Fastlane

notice how the ones popping for Strowman are smarks?

>>2242763
Vince realizing people want to see Reigns get beat up

>Heel cheered for burying the company's top babyface

The absolute state of WWE

>>2242720
They 91 000 for latest rumble, ppvs are the thing of the past.

Cable tv might be too if the net still exist.

What ever happened to Talking Raw?

>>2242758
>>2242768
THANK YOU STROWMAN

>>2242661
Meltzer is senile and an MMA mark. Ignore him

Based Friday Night Tykes

>>2242786
it sucked hard because they don't have bryan or renee

>>2242740
>>2242720

drop dead reddit fag, Roman just put over yet another nxt fag and was made to look like a bitch too

>>2242777
Everyone that paid 2 be on the arena

>>2242793
fat joe is a no draw indie bust, what did you expect

>>2242789

He's not wrong. NFL kills Raw ratings, and UFC pretty much killed their PPV rates.

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>>2242749
>Keep Roman safe

>>2242783
Getting 91k post Network is pretty impressive though but now that they went back to brand split PPV schedule, I doubt they'll ever get that high for anything but big 4s.

>>2242802
>Once upon a time, you would debate whether to watch RAW or ball sports

>>2242809
Lol I was just watching the A-train vs Undercarder SummerSlam 2003 promo and that match was in it.

>>2242809
Ppvs are basically network specials at this point.

I wouldn't be shocked if someday only the big 4 remained and the rest become axed.

I expect the business model to change even more.

>>2242820
2 brit ppvs a year
2 jap ppvs a year
big 4 (5 including MitB)
have a Takeover WM event as a standalone special one month
keep some meme events like Elimination chamber, TLC and HiaC

that's 12 PPvs right there

>>2242828
Yeah.

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>yfw Roman is gonna feud with Braun, Samoa Joe, and Undertaker at the same time
>yfw he wins them all at Wrestlemania

>>2242820
Well at this point, the B-Tiers are just Sunday night RAWs, typically with some gimmick hooked on for the night. Actually, it's especially dumb because RAWs last LONGER than them all the time.

I don't see them axing the bajillion PPVs that aren't big 4 neither, since those are the reasons why people go to the Network every other week. Might not get buys but it gets the Network traffic and a few ad spot revenue.

Plus, they can barely write to build up things for 3-4 weeks right now, I doubt they could write angles for everything to last seasonal gaps between big 4s and they sure as shit won't give away feud resolutions for free.

>>2242842
>Implying
When was the last time Roman won a feud?

>>2242860
Rusev.

>>2242860
The fans

>>2242868
We all know that Vince hates Rusev and doesnt mind trowing him under the bus.

Those other guys on the other hand.

>>2242872
He lost today though.

>>2242848
Just need to bring back jobbers or use many tags.

I don't expect Triple H or shane to run it the exact same way when Vince is gone.

>>2242877
Reddit smarks don't count

>>2242630
LOL
shanes punches are hilariously bad

>>2242860
He will win against Strowman, I'll be surprised if Strowman actually wins.

He'll lose against Undertaker, if he wins I'll even be more surprised.

>>2242900
I dunno.

They have been protecting Strowman too much to see him just lose on a trowaway PPV.

And Taker well it all depends wether if its his last WM. Im sure Vince is not stupid enough to let Roman get the mega heat of retiring Taker aniways.

>>2242872
Nah we won this match THANK YOU STROWMAN

Raw, Next Week will be in Las Vegas

Will Titus O'Neil kiss his Son again

>>2242575
I missed raw what happened?

>>2242989
Gay Sex