RAW GAME THREAD 5

Ya can literally hear crickets

FUCK

THIS

COMPANY

The people already tuned out checked back in and tuned out again.

ALICIA FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX

ALSO BASED JACKIE

If Braun doesn't come out and kill these fucking manlets, I'll be furious.

i fucking love noam dar

I don't understand why but he's my guy

GENTLEMAN

>le silly british man

End this now.

So i'm guessing ladder match to solve the tension?

THE KEK CAME OUT

>This segment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KSiyaqnZYs

crowd hot as fuck tonight

This is terrible. What happened to wrestling?

DAB ON EM

>Here comes Tony Nese's abs
Please get well and compete soon Austin

RATINGS DROP RATINGS DROP RATINGS DROP RATINGS DROP RATINGS DROP RATINGS DROP RATINGS DROP RATINGS DROP RATINGS DROP

based cruiserweights

They should just rename it the European Division

>>2242248
manlets, women, pg

>my fucking sides

austin aries is the next mene gene

FUCKING GOAT

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This is shit
instead post cute pink haired anime girls

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Be honest, /sp/.


How many of you have actually ever seen a vagina?

why wont vince let them flip?

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>>2242240
Scots are great at bantz

Love me some scottish bantz

The day wrestling died

Oh god somebody gave TJP a mic

SPOILER ALERT

is this tna?

Changed the ropes for this shit.......

Literally only Vince could think this segment is watchable

GAME OVER XD

Send these faggots to Braavos

Based No Reaction TJ Perkins!

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>im going to do it again
>NO YOU'RE NOT

HAHAHAHHA

>>2242259
I've fucked a chick but I never saw her pussy

Manlets will never be a draw

Neville blueballing the audience

Why are all the cruiserweights british?

Wow amazing segment!

Based Geordie not flipping

>>2242259
Why did you ask that and not post that girl's pussy?

BASED FUCKING NEVILLE

>>2242259

>/sp/

>snoozer weights

>>2242281
malnutrition and bad genetics

>>2242259
in porn

>Neville is supposed to be a heel for burying these eternal dime repellents

>>2242281
incest led to low heights in british population

>>2242259
do fat chicks count?

I would've rather Aries do one of his more hilarious bits but just with Neville than the kinda boring shitshow that became.

>>2242248
Liberals have infiltrated every facet of entertainment

I think the crowd hates TJP enough for a heel run to work

Based gentleman jack should be on the main roster as should neville,only face 2 get a real pop and only heel 2 get boos

>>2242297
"""People""" unironically believe this

>>2242259
Yes

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>Do steroids
>grow a beard
>get awarded a title

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>>2242291
They have to be stopped!

>>2242299
The Brian Kendrick should be on Smack playing up the Brian angle.

>>2242297
Are you baiting or you just bought into /pol/ memes too hard?

>>2242298
He kinda got some boos

Now dat Trump finna president can WWE cut out the PG women ""wrestling"" manlet reddit no drawing wrestling and bring back some edginess.

>>2242298
Less hate and more just not giving a fuck.

>more Emmalina shit

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NEXT WEEK

NEXT WEEK

>>2242299
The only ones who can get a reaction are the heels, because the faces are all generic as fuck

Boring.

>tfw no Emmalina joi

>Next Week

H Y P E

>next week on RAW
sure

And they have a match

LOL

Emmalina promo LITERLLY INSTEAD OF CRUISER MATCH

>manlets BTFO

>>2242311
you have to give it a little longer than two weeks. It'll happen, just be patient

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EMMALINA!!!!!!

ahh...AAAaaahhnn....nnngghAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...o-ohhhh...

>these manlets have their own show and get 30 minutes
>Bo Dallas can't get 5 minutes

>>2242297
It's not that, it's just that liberals are autistic and will jump on anything even remotely promoting something they oppose

Emmalina is coming, and so am I.

Wasn't next week two months ago?

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>Valentine's Time
>Emmalina arrives
>Eva Marie returns
>We get Eva Marie vs Emmalina is a "first to cum" match
yfw

Shouldnt these guys be in the UK division?

>>2242314
>>2242315
>>2242319
They say next week every week

It's a running gag

>>2242297
true, most forms of popular entertainment are simple multiculturalism propaganda

>Emmalina

Literally who and literally why?

>next week on RAM

SEETHING

>>2242318
>aussie sheila joi


mate....

Nancy Grace and Diane Sawyer btfo

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NEXT WEEK

SURELY WE'RE NOT GETTING WORKED THIS TIME

WE MADE IT

>>2242220
Does that faggot realize he looks like a flaming-gay Ringo Starr?

>>2242334
Because she's hot

Is TJP literally the least over man of all time?

>>2242309
how is the fact that political correctness and sjw culture (aka cuckold liberal bullshit) are killing wrestling either baiting or falling for /pol/ memes?

>>2242297
Entertainment and art in of itself is inherently liberal in nature.

Holy shit nathan jones killed them all

Manlets btfo.

EMMALINA CONFIRMED LADS

>>2242345
yes

why are they on teams? Aren't they all down there because they are against Neville?

Was making TJP the debut champ the cause for the divisions flop, or would it have flopped anyway?

Gentleman jack gets a better reaction than 90% of the main roster

HOGAN SPOTTED IN THE FRONT ROW

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>>2242305
>tfw too smart to be 6'1

>>2242348
Not really. Classical liberals used to shit on niggers and feminists.

Is AJ the only respected manlet wrestler in WWE?

>>2242341
>not wanting to be best Beatle

>>2242356
Yep, he couldn't carry the division at all

Too bad Ibushi didn't sign

>>2242347
its not some people are just too thick to see this is unironically true

>Flim Flam Flash

Based Cole

>>2242342
so it's just like literally every other NXT diva who gets hyped for weeks on here, debuts, and immediately disappoints everyone and they all move on to hyping the next NXT girl who definitely deserves to be on the main shows and isn't terrible like every other previous one

>>2242363
Yup.

Dudes ripped tho.

did cedric just do the people's eyebrow

>>2242347
Entertainment in general is full of left-leaning people because the same personality traits that lead people to working in entertainment are associated with voting left.
Wrestling is the way it is because they shifted to a kids market instead of the young adults market.

Why isn't Apollo Crews in the cruiserweight division?

Cedrick Alexander is the black Apollo Crews and he's literally doing it better

>>2242356

kids like him, if they had booked it as a wacky kids segment it would have worked brilliantly. Unfortunately they booked it super srs, and yet still the goofy guys (swann, gallaher) got over

fuck i dont know

>>2242363

Jack's unironically pretty over for a CW

>>2242348
Its more inherently contrarian than liberal, since liberal is mainstream now I'm just waiting for more conservative art to make a comeback.

LIVE SEX CELEBRATION

This is kinda gay desu guys

>>2242348
You could not be more wrong. Entertainment is as corporate as it gets. Panem et circenses.

At least TJ's little combo attack was actually done quickly
AJ tried one last week and it looked slow as fuck

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All the cruiserweights need are 3 mexicans and the division becomes hype, you know this to be true. They only have Gran Metalik and he's not even there yet

LA FIESTA DE LOS AMIGOS!

FESTIVAL OF FRIENDSHIP :)

>>2242361
Sauce needed. Pretty sure those guys are like modern day liberals but economically liberal as well.

More like festival of reddit homos

This is really gay but cute :3

>>2242356
That and none of the really over cruiser weights signing/premiering early.
>Ibushi didn't sign
>dropped TBK's Brian angle
>Gran metelik still not here
>Tozawa only just starting
At least Tozawa seems to be winning the crowd over.

>>2242375
>the black Apollo Crews
kek

Based Big Dog

Festival of Friendship!
No bullies allowed!

Alexander is cool, elevate him to US championship level, in the midcard

>>2242386
based cat is a jobber
what's to say that won't happen again

Ì was hoping for live sex celebration to be honest lads.

Roman Reigns finna kill dat fat Samoan pig

>>2242378
When he went up against heel and they did not let him tag people really started chanting him name,the guy is pretty based

Vince must be jizzing his pants at the thought of TWO Samoan Mastodons at the same time

Kinda gay tbqh

will they ever get rid of the CW division? I hope they do tbqh

>>2242379
>Its more inherently contrarian than liberal
WRONG

This might be a good match

It would be a good rival story but I guess they're going with taker/big dawg at Mania

How funny would it be if they fed Joe to Roman?

>giving away the wrestlemania main event for free

k

based big dog popping the crowd

>>2242386
Gran Metalik, Sin Cara, Lince Dorado

>>2242399
cat is puerto rican

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the festival of friendship

>>2242399
>>2242412

the cat is not mexican. You need authentic lucha, not bootleg lucha

>>2242409
I can honestly see this happening

>>2242409
Not funny enough

>>2242414
>>2242417
You think any of the amerifats can tell the difference?

>>2242386
>more mexicans
>linda works for trump
something tells me this won't happen

>>2242417
Puerto Rican is basically Mexican, otherwise move Kalisto into his spot

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>>2242409

>>2242379
>>2242382
Entertainment and art is constantly evolving through adaptation of new ideas and concepts. That's the very definition of being liberal. Even an artist that some can perceive as white supremacist (Burzum) or neo nazi (Fanisk) used the liberal idea of adapting brand new ideas (in their example in the metal genre) n their field.

>>2242386
This but WWE won't let them do the shit they did in the CWC or WCW because injury risks

>>2242406
I think eventually they will just stop talking about it and it will stop showing up on RAW, becoming like NXT

>>2242425
Anybody from Texas would also work

>>2242422
I am literally an amerifat and I just told your spic ass

>>2242409
What do you mean 'if'?

>>2242390
Stan lee was liberal and all his women written stuff is strongly sexist. A lot of old leftist music was sexist too.

Lot of wrestlers hated niggers in the back. Plenty of old movies that had liberal directors had negros as comedy or blackface.

Lets not forget the democrat party was the one funding the kkk.

The concept of a progressive leftist is rather new.

>>2242409
I hope they do

The festival of friendship the day before Valentine's Day? Sounds pretty comfy lads, wonder will AJ give Cena a hug and some flowers on Smackdown.

>>2242423
As long as they come LEGALLY and pay the 20% tariff, Trump doesn't care

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>advertising seff vs jeriGOD

Would legit mark out if Samoa Joe no sold a spear

>>2242332
They've always said coming soon up to this point. I don't think I've seen them say next week.

>>2242435
>HBK returns in a lucha mask

How is that a "new" EC then?

>The all new Elimination Chamber

The last one was like two years ago

>>2242409
>Roman actually squashes Joe
I'd laugh so hard.

>>2242447
There was that one time they did say next week

>>2242452
>>2242453
cole probably just has marble mouth

>>2242440
Point being that their thought process towards building the art is liberal in of itself. As I said >>2242430, even the most right wing themed art has had a liberal approach taken to make it.

>Lets not forget the democrat party was the one funding the kkk.
Democrats at that time were what Republicans are today.

>>2242453
I think they're giving it a new design

>>2242430
The problem is people get stuck using the the word liberal in only the Western political sense. For example in Russia conservatives are actually Communist because they want to return to the old Communist way. Being "liberal" really just means using unorthodox "progressive" (for lack of a better term) ideas whatever they may be at that time.

BASED R V WEED

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>>2242259
You know, I could easily be inundated in pussy atm but I choose to be a virgin for some reason.

>>2242464
>republicans are today

complete bullshit clown

Jericho has the record for most EC appearances right?

Who has won the most ECs?

R V D

SOON

Does the elimination chamber actually weigh 10 tons? Or is that one of those "500 lb. steel steps" thing?

RVD is GOAT

>>2242472
Taker or HHH

>>2242472
Haitch

>>2242464
people love to ignore that fact

people love to ignore lost of facts apparently

I will agree to a religion test only if we have a nation-wide IQ test. Below 100, you're out. Or they all get stuck into the Dakotas with a wall around it.

If RVD comes back would he be a cruiserweight?

>>2242472
BMJ iirc

>>2242453

I wouldn't be shocked if they had to change some. I remember hearing they part of why it went away is they couldn't do it at venues with the big videoboards.

R V D

HOLY SHIT
RVD

>>2242464
The kkk still votes democrats.

The republican party only became more religion based.

Art is whatever it is.

>>2242466
Yup. Just like the words edgy and cuck, people misuse words all the time.

>>2242471
>complete bullshit clown
18+ or gtfo of America. You learn this in grade school history and for citizenship exams here.

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>>2242262
>Al
>the state of Scottish grammar

I thought they got rid of the Elimination Chamber

Why did the suddenly bring it back?

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>>2242472
All Elimination Chamber winners

All new elimination chamber? Shit they're going to fuck it up arent they?

>>2242489
It's a dialect you fuckin mong

tfw nobody has the balls to sneak a cheeky bladejob in these chamber/cell matches

wow they sure whipped that graphic up quick

Can WWE just fucking fire TJP already the man almost killed the entire division and he still gets no reaction.

>>2242481
>>2242485
>>2242486

What'd I miss?

ALSO KEK

BASED BIG DOG

>>2242492
anytime they change anything they fuck it up so probably

>>2242491
JeriGOAT

>>2242491
>Swaggie
>Ryback
>Xavier?
wot

BASED JOE FUCKING UP JOE!


>>2242487
>Grand Wizard gives very public support of Trump
>still votes democrats
?

>Joe actually on raw
fuck this is weird

>>2242490
they dropped it because it wouldn't fit in certain stadiums, but they've improved the engineering and design so it's easier to move now and probably more safe

muscle buster him joe!!!!!!!!!

>>2242474

Probably not, the average car weighs around 2 tons. 10 tons sounds waaaaay better than 4 tons or whatever it might actually weigh

Joe 0/2 on getting pop

Is Ramen sandbagging Joe?

joe is looking less fat

based samoan joe sharing his fat loss tips with samoa joe

joe is joe!

Joe v Strowman when

this thread is fucking dead

where is everyone?

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>>2242492
It's smackdown, so nope.

>>2242491
>Big E
>Kofi
>Xavier

Literally when?

>>2242507
Meltz is a moron desu, he's not always right and only dumbasses pay for his subscription.

So we still don't get to hear Joe's entrance music?

Great.

>>2242476
>>2242477
>>2242482
Just looked it up, Haitch has won four of them

Chris Jericho has the most appearances at 8 and most total eliminations at ten

>>2242516
This RAW is shit. They probably left

>>2242503
>>2242518
New Day won a tag team EC in 2015 and Swagger won for a WM match for the WHC in 2013

>>2242520

They fucking played it at the start.

>>2242503
Swagss one was for thar WM title match he pissed away
Ryback's was for the IC title
New dat was in that tag team elimination chamber

>>2242519
>Meltz is a moron desu
Opinion discarded

>>2242520
It was on the beginning of the show

>>2242516
waiting for the A show tomorrow

How was raw lads?

Miss anything good?

>>2242516
Everyone getting turned off by /pol/ off topic posting

>>2242516
discord
>>2242524
kek

>>2242520
You heard it at the beginning of RAW, after Foley's jobber entrance.

People chanting JOE and a crazy woman screaming for roman reigns

>>2242503
New Day beat the Ascencion, Los Matadores, Primetime Players, Cesaro and Kidd and Lucha Dragons in 2015 kek.

Sam ppv where the IC title was contested in the biggest clusterfuck of an ec match in histroy

>>2242511
Roman got almost no reaction also desu.

>>2242519
Dude got Orton right when absolutely everyone thought he was tripping.

>>2242524

I missed the start because I was shin deep in your sister lad.

HOW WILL THE BIG DOG OVERCOME THIS OBSTACLE?

>>2242518
Tag team chamber

>>2242529
nope

>>2242517
I meant the design of the chamber. Cole said inside of an all new elimination chamber

>>2242505
Clinton was shown kissing the kkk wizard.

You realize bigots can vote both because if political reasons.

The democrats are good aborting black babies and marginalizing them.

>>2242531
>discord

fuck off retard

>>2242520
Don't worry, you're about to hear it again :^)

>>2242531

discord link

>>2242534
>>2242525
>>2242523
Christ, what a fucking mess

Filler Bullshit and COMMERCIALS

RAW needs to drop back to 2 hours. This is shite

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Post yfw Roman gets JOED!

What happens if fat joe legitimately injures reigns?

>"Will this match even happen?"
>Vince gets mad and thinks people might change the channel because of this statement
>"It will happen! It will!"

>>2242536
So did a bunch of people placing vegas bets. That Orton pick doesn't mean shit.

>>2242551
kek

>>2242550
He gets buried and future endeavoured.

>>2242550
"THANK YOU JOE"

>>2242550
WWE brings back Steiner to bury the fatass and main event WM.

>>2242543
Dude quit the kkk in the 50s. He kissed her in like the 2000s

>>2242539

I don't know, its gonna be RUFF

>>2242550
He grows out his hair post on a black vest and gets an immediate push straight to the top.

>>2242550
Everybody wins,vince fire him for saving the company

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>>2242549

>>2242538
Didn't Mysterio kill some guy in Mexico?

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>>2242549

>>2242551
Haha I noticed that too.

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>>2242534
I forgot all aboutthat shitty Elim Chamber. They tossed it in last minute in Corpus Christi as well, right?

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>>2242549

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>>2242549

>>2242560
keep on correcting the record

>>2242538

10/10 would mark

From now on Vince will encounter Big Dog and Tonga Tim backstage and ask them the same question every week

"So uh... you sure you 2 aren't related?"

Reminder that Joe is either jobbing clean or getting help from Strowman. Either way he looks like a bitch

fuck roman looks vulnerable is vince okay with this?

>>2242575

>>2242575

>>2242575

>>2242575

>>2242575

>>2242568
That Summer Rae or Lana?

Is samosa joe related to the Rock and all the other islanders?

Member that time when Kevin Nash shoot bitch slapped Samoa Joe backstage and Joe didn't nothing about it KEK

>>2242579
wait for it...

>>2242552
>predicts shit way ahead of time
>d-doesn't mean shit
Go fuck yourself, loser.

>>2242582
it's The Miz

>>2242579
nope he looks strong

>>2242583
No, and it's a fact he's quite proud of.

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>>2242409
RAM is dead then.

>>2242573
If that's what the brainwashers at /pol/ told you...

>>2242356
Honestly the term "cruiserweight" to me seems really degrading, as if to say they're not good enough to work with the main roster and are nothing more than sideshow. It seems like casual crowds also get that feeling.

tensai should have looked this strong instead of that racist ching ching booking they did

>>2242573
keep on being an inbred retard

>>2242597
You're here 24/7. Sad!

>>2242578
He has basically dominated Roman this entire match.

>>2242615
Which means clean job

>>2242560
Bs.>>2242604

>>2242568
Yeah lel

My favorite moment was when Ryback told Ziggler he was going to eat his ass

Or Ziggler yelling "Clothesline me" at Mark Henry

Or Rusev getting injured the day off the show making Mark Henry step in last minute, only for Henry's pod to accidentally break and putting him in the match early

What a shitshow lel

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>>2242549

>>2242615
Because he attacked Roman before the match started.

>>2242600
>>2242604
>snowflakes seething

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DIS ROMAN CHANT THO

>>2242628
Roman any way it goes is getting his ass handed to him.

could joe do a yokozuna gimmick

>>2242644
Because he attacked Roman from the back.

Makes Joe looks like a bitch for no beating him even with that advantage.

>>2242650
He'd have to change his name to Japanese Joe then.

>>2242665
i ask because roman looks like shit next to him either joe is taller or roman stopped wearing lifts

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>predict either beatdown before match or Braun interrupting
>both are correct

>liking mimosa joe

didn't realize it was still 2009

BASED BRAUN

BASED JOE

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>debut match ends in distraction

>pinned Roman with a non-finisher
based Joseph of the heritage Pacific

That's a finisher? What about the Musclebuster?

>>2242705
possibly banned

>cowardly heel
>banned musclebuster
And he's ruined right away

>Getting cucked in your debut

What's next for Moana Mark?

>>2242705
>pins roman with his cousin/uce's move

kek

>>2242705
WWE isnt gonna risk Roman get Kidd´d.

>>2242705
They're not going to let him perform the Kiddsnapper on their main guy.

taker vs roman???

>>2242705
either banned or a superfinisher

>Roman can only lose by DQ, interference, facing the biggest odds in history, or distraction
Raw sucks
IIRC he's only ever been pinned clean once since the shield broke up. And that was by Finn Balor

>>2242760
didn't seth beat him clean at MitB?

>>2242760
No.

Seth, Dean and Balor has beat him clean.

>>2242769
Well there was a ref bump after a Roman spear but Seth didnt cheat perse.

>>2242259
Yes, when i was young and dumb and actually had guts to ask girls out. Its been ~10 years since then. Don't stay in school, kids.