How does Punk feel about this?
>>2237183
He would feel betrayed if they were still gay for each other.
Probably furious. CM Punk has serious issues though, not even trying to meme here.
He literally cut off contact to his best friend because he dared talk to people he doesn't personally get along with.
That's why I can't see his marriage lasting. As soon as AJ talks to the wrong person, it's fucking divorce-ville .
>>2237183
He's SEETHING.
Also, who's going over?
>>2237190
Ryback, because he was held back in the WWE
He's already not talking to Colt Cabana anymore because the latter was backstage on Raw once.
You are delusional if you think Cm Cuck can maintain a friendship for more than a few months without throwing a tantrum over nothing.
>>2237183
I like Colt, but I think he's doing more steroids than Ryback.
I am going to laugh my ass off when Cabana goes over via GTS.
>>2237224
Ryback's going over by Anaconda Vice
>>2237229
>implying Roidbotch can even do that hold
>>2237190
Ryback is hyper autistic about protecting his non-existent brand and Colt is a comedy character who doesn't care about losing, I wouldn't be surprised if Ryback only accepted bookings if he's garanteed to go over or at least to get his win back if not.
>>2237183
How did punk manage to shit all over his best friend of 20 years?
>>2237258
So true. I think the only current indy guy he'd agree to lose to is pic related.
>>2237303
Punk is on the spectrum.
>>2237183
Reminder that Ryback is an autistic self-mark genius.
He's /asp/
>>2237189
will he kill himself when he discovers that AJ is banging Big E "Big D" Langston
>>2237183
Why did Colt never make it to wwe?
>>2237385
You don't remember Scotty Goldman?
That's okay anon. Neither does anyone else
>>2237385
We have enough indie shitters as it is
>>2237201
He's still friends with Joe
>>2237385
WWE already had one comedy jobber at the time (Santino)
>>2237183
Ryback can barely manage 5 minutes
>>2237385
He was Scotty Goldman back in 2008, debuted losing to Brian Kendrick, participated in two battle royals as cannon fodder and got squashed by Khali and Umaga, that's a recap of his entire WWE run, CM Punk even mentioned this in le pipe bomb.
He also had a Tosh.0 type show on WWE.com, because that was in at the time, I remember he and Morrison and Miz fought over the custody of Zack Ryder when he was just starting to be the "woo woo woo guy"
>>2237234
Yeah how's he ever going to figure out how to lock his arms around someone's arm and neck at the same time.
>>2237189
So you're saying that I have a chance?
>>2237750
She's as big of a cunt as he is, don't get carried away
>>2237183
one for the ages desu
>>2237183
I think the better question is if the Master of the Feed Me More is going to shoot on this stupid kike
>>2237189
I don't even like AJ, but whenever I see a picture of them at some stupid bullshit Punk dragged her to, I kind of feel sorry for her. There's no way she can possibly be happy.
>>2237189
It was because he felt colt hurt their chances in the lawsuit. Not just because he spoke to them. He still did overreact though
>>2237779
But I fell in love with her the first time I saw her on NXT Season 3. I've entered a deep depression since she left the WWE and married Punk. The only hope I have is that she returns someday after leaving him.
>>2237189
What about the hornswaggle story where he stopped talking to swoggle because he asked punk for a mutual friends phone number? Punk has some serious trust issues.
>>2238081
If it was a mutual friend why didn't Swoggle have the number?
Punk wasn't being a dick he was stopping him from harassing someone.
>>2237183
hi colt cabana!
>>2237189
Punk might be batshit insane, but it is kinda nice to see a man having standards and making demands rather than just being a passive cuck.
>>2238108
>people dont ever get a new phone or lose numbers
>>2237189
>dont talk to me or my small indian son ever again
>>2238108
hi phil!
>>2238323
kek
this. I would be seen as unstable and crazy if acted like punk every time somebody asked for a number
>>2238319
agreed
>>2237183
Anybody know the rest of the card?
>>2237183
Punk has been over wwe or wrestling in general for a while. It's his closeted fans that are not over him, obviously.
>>2237258
>non existent brand
Other than the supplements, book, and podcast